The Conversion Burger

by Bendy

Rating: mature
Tags: Gore, Original Character, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Dark, Comedy, Romance, Sex, Random, Crossover, Twilight Sparkle
Length: 1420

A grimdark story about Princess Twilight Sparkle being the only one who can stop the evil Cheeseburgers from turning everypony into Cheeseburgers.

A grimdark story about Princess Twilight Sparkle being the only one who can stop the evil Cheeseburgers from turning everypony into Cheeseburgers.

Warning: This is the most scary grimdark fan fiction you will ever read, be wary of sex, food porn, violence and scary Cheeseburgers.

Published 2014-03-01 19:50:05 UTC
Last updated 2014-03-01 19:50:05 UTC

Princess Twilight Sparkle VS The Conversion Burger

Nopony knew of the Cheeseburger Apocalypse, until it was too late....

In another universe the vast fleet of delicious giant Cheeseburgers massed together in deep space. These were no pussy ass hay burgers made by Pony pansies. They were real beef burgers of the highest quality, with wonderful melted cheese, onions and tomato ketchup within them.

The leader of the Cheeseburgers was a tasty and manly giant triple decker bacon and cheese burger, whom was the flagship of the Cheeseburger fleet. That was so delicious, if you took just one bite from it, you would want to have sex with it.

"'Cheeseburger?' A label created by the Hamburgers to give voice to their destruction. In the end, what they chose to call us is irrelevant. We simply... are." said the triple decker bacon and cheese burger known as Hamburgbinger in a deep icy cold voice.

The Cheeseburgers, were terrifying fast food monsters that have wiped out countless species across the universe. Despite the entire universe united against them, they all fell one by one, after a long and terrible war of survival. At the end of the war, to end all wars, all life in the entire universe was either destroyed or turned into Cheeseburgers.

Unfortunately, it was not the end, for the Cheeseburgers decided to expand their empire outside their own universe. In order to become a multidimensional empire that would make The Combine proud.

Hamburgbinger, lord of the Cheeseburgers used his deadly fast food magical powers to open a huge yellow portal into another universe, followed by his fleet storming through.

In the sky of above the city of Manehattan the giant Cheeseburger fleet poured out of the portal in the sky. The Ponies screamed and panicked as the Cheeseburgers indiscriminately cut them down in droves, by vaporizing them with red laser beams and fired bigger lasers to blow up buildings at random, but for some reason they avoided blowing up fast food restaurants.

Already many places in the city were on fire due to the Cheeseburger onslaught. And to make things even worse, mini sized Cheeseburger assault pods dropped out of the giant Cheeseburgers, once they landed smaller Pony sized Cheeseburgers jumped out of the assault pods and began firing lasers at Ponies vaporizing them to dust.

However, some Cheeseburgers did not fire lasers, but fired a tomato sauce potion bombs in glass vials, that they fired at Ponies. When the Ponies were hit by a tomato sauce potion bomb called the Conversion Burger Potion, the tomato sauce on contact with their body would turn them into Cheeseburgers, whom would turn on their former Pony friends and joined the Cheeseburgers. The Ponies turned into Cheeseburgers, were known as Newburgers.

The Pegasi Royal Guard tried to attack the Cheeseburger armada, but they couldn’t get close due to the lasers fire from the Cheeseburgers, without being vaporized into dust.

The Cheeseburgers will not stop at Manehattan, soon all of Equus, the entire universe and the entire multiverse shall be consumed by the terrifying might of the Cheeseburgers.

The Conversion Burger, has begun.

However, not all hope was lost, for the ancient civilizations that were destroyed by the Cheeseburgers had foretold of the coming of the the Chosen One, whom was said to be destined to be the one to defeat the Cheeseburgers.

Fortunately the Cheeseburgers attacked the wrong universe, for this universe was said to be the universe where the Chosen One lived.

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The Chosen One, that was a sexy purple Alicorn and was surprisingly not overweight despite her ferocious appetite for burgers. They were pussy ass hay burgers, but burgers none the less, at least they sill had tomato ketchup, indicated by her ketchup covered cheeks as she sloppily ate the hay burgers like a pig.

The Chosen One was in a fast food restaurant sitting at a table stuffing her face with hay burgers and onion horseshoes. In the background there were pictures that looked like windows, which reminded her of Ponyville back home and some brown background Pony stallion of no importance, whom was sitting at a table drinking out of a soda cup with a straw.

Twilight heard some unusual noises outside, like laser beams, explosions and Ponies screaming.

"Rrrraaa! What is going on out there?!" she grumbled angrily.

So Princess Twilight Sparkle walked outside. Once she was outside she gasped in shock from seeing the city under attack by Cheeseburgers.

Twilight licked her lips, she was an omnivore now after all.

"Those Humans sure know how to make burgers." she thought.

The Chosen One sprung into action, by flashing her horn, that glowed with a purple magical aura, she used it's magic to turn herself into a five hundred feet tall giant and created a light purple see through force field around herself. With her magic she wrapped several small Cheeseburgers in a purple magical aura and levitated into the air them toward her open mouth.

The Cheeseburgers screamed as they fired lasers at her, which did not harm her as she swallowed whole every single one of them.

The surviving Ponies gasped in joy with hope filling their eyes.

It seemed Twilight was immune to the Conversion Burger Potion fired by small cheeseburgers at her. Even the giant Cheeseburger ships could not harm her with their lasers due to the force field around herself.

The tide of battle was changing, Twilight Sparkle was now even biting the giant Cheeseburgers, whom screamed in pain as the Alicorn devoured them.

"Enough!" shouted a deep monstrous voice. Twilight Sparkle turned around to face her most fearsome foe yet, Hamburgbinger, lord of the Cheeseburgers. "Time to die Chosen One."

Twilight Sparkle and Hamburgbinger fired their lasers at the same time, they met in mid air together. Sweat poured down Twilight face as her purple laser beam was slowly being pushed back towards her by Hamburgbinger's yellow laser.

Hamburgbinger's laser defeated Twilight's, which created a powerful blast of magic, that caused Twilight Sparkle to fall over.

Hamburgbinger flew towards Twilight laughing evilly.

"Mwahahaha! Nothing can stop me!" Glowing yellow light emitted from his body as he charged a super laser. "Prepare yourself to be destroyed."

"How about me!" shouted a manly voice.

Hamburgbinger turned around and gasped in horror when he saw a five hundred feet tall giant Nicolas Cage, whom wore a black tuxedo.

"Nicolas Cage?! Noooooooo!" he fired his laser at Nicolas Cage, which did nothing to him. "Uh, can we talk about this?" Nicolas Cage jumped high into the air to land on top of the triple decker bacon and cheese burger and started biting him. "Curse you Nicolas Cage!" was his last words.

Nicolas Cage burped mightily, then helped Twilight Sparkle onto her hooves. In the background the evil Cheeseburgers turned back into good Hamburgers, and the Newburgers were turned back into Ponies again and Hamburgers teleported back to their own universe to undo the damage Hamburgbinger caused.

"You saved me Nicolas Cage." she said with blushing cheeks.

In a tender display of Human and Pony love Princess Twilight Sparkle and Nicolas Cage made out in front of everyone in the city.

Nicolas Cage then whipped out his massive monster cock and cock slapped Twilight across the face, which caused her to moan aloud. Everypony in Manehattan masturbated in public as they watched this steaming hot Human and Pony action.

Nicolas Cage stuffed his massive terrifying penis down Twilight's throat.

And to make things even better, there was a blinding flash of light, followed by the appearance of two giant red lobster men, known as Zoidbergs both with giant penises, but was not as big as Nicolas Cage's penis.

"Whoop whoop whoop!" shouted the two Zoidbergs as they clicked their claw excitedly.

One Zoidberg began to fuck Twilight Sparkle up the butthole from behind, while the other Zoidberg went underneath her and fucked her up the pussy.

And Princess Twilight Sparkle, Nicolas Cage and two Zoidbergs had the best foursome ever.

The day after Nicolas Cage and Princess Twilight Sparkle got married and had many sexy misadventures across the multiverse, battling the forces of evil, such as the evil alter ego of their good and sexy Princess Celestia. Unlike their good and sexy Princess Celestia, whom had a nice Human fetish, this alter ego of her was a misanthrope and wanted to turn all Humanity into pastel smiling Pony zombies, just like the Cheeseburgers that wanted everyone to be turned into zombie Cheeseburgers.

The End