My Little Kyra

by IggitaBiggita

Rating: everyone
Tags: Human, Comedy, Slice of Life
Length: 2063

Sometimes life gets on your nerves.. at least it's not real..

From the famous My Little Dashie, comes my oc's funny, boring life of Kyra's earth years. Enjoy :D

All my life I wanted adventure.. after my mom had found me on my doorstep a few years ago, I was living a pretty cool life..
Mostly watching MLP and video games..
But after my mom brings a noisy rat in the house.. I decide to live with my friends and have a little fun…
Maybe..

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-03-02 05:50:03 UTC

My Little Kyra

Another day, another adventure. I have proven that wrong. Life here was boring, gray, and dull. Of course, it was only my life. Years and years of nothing but eating, sleeping, drinking, video games, and watching My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic.  Though, there are something about my life that is exciting. Hanging out with some of my friends, making new friends, flying around the town.. okay those are not exciting.. add those to the list of things of what I do normally do now and then..

I still live a happy life. I mean, I'm the only magic pony in this world. That's awesome. I have wings and a cutie mark.. My friends are also really awesome.  Other than that, my life is pretty boring.. My parents are fun. I like it when they cuddle up with me and give me sugarcubes. I was glad that I was found on their doorstep instead of some random, dull parents. So.. my friends and famiy are mostly what helps my life get better. My little pony might just be the biggest thing out of my life. I watch it everyday and everytime it comes on. Yep, it's that awesome.

I've seen other horses around. Boring horses. Earth ponies with brown, blonde, black, and gray mane colors and have blank flanks.. So..

"Kyra!" My mom yelled. I sighed. I had my music up all way and was doing stuff on my laptop. I took off my headphones and walked downstairs. "What?" I said throwing myself on to the couch.

"I got a suprise for you!" Mom said smiling and handing me a big box. It was very well wrapped with a pretty blue ribbon. I bit the ribbon and pulled it off. Inside the box, was a lot of MLP plushies and new instruments.

"Where did you get the money for these?" I asked gasping. "I've been saving up for a few months. Think of it as an early birthday present." She replied smiling back. I trotted over to her and gave her a big hug. I took the box and raced up the stairs. "Thanks Mom!"

I sat back down on my bed and logged on to video chat. "Hey girl." Ashlyn smiled. "Hey girl." I replied. "What's up?"

"Nothing I just wanted to talk to ya." replied Ashyln. "Well you know there's nothing exciting going on with me." I said.  Ashlyn nodded.

My laptop started to beep like a thousand times and all my friends entered the room. "Guys! This screen can't hold everypony." I giggled.

It was midnight already and I started to bang my head on my pillow. I was getting a headache so I stopped. I think my friends passed out while video chatting. Maybe that's why I saw some of them slam their heads on their keyboards.. I thought they were just mad at something..

I quietly opened my door and snuck downstairs to the kitchen. I flew up and grabbed a full bag of marshmellows and three cans of Sprite. I knew I was going stay up all night.. Maybe until eight in the morning or pass out on my pillow or laptop.. So I grabbed a cup of kool-aid, two extra cans of Sprite,and three bags of Barbeque Doritos. I had money to buy more groceries..

I quickly flew upstairs and closed my bedroom door.

My mom was up at ten o' clock in the morning and trust me I think she had too much coffee. One jug can really get her excited.. And she hasn't even finished it.

Can I not pass out in peace?

We just got a new puppy yesterday. My mom is rich..  She had been playing with that thing all day yesterday. Non stop. Expept for when she and her went to bed at nine thirty..

That dog has been barking ever since we got that rat in the car. Not every second though. I'm so glad that thing is only six months old and it rests a lot.  I was going to knock it out so it'll sleep for extra time.

Anyway, Mom had been bouncing and jumping around with toys while that rat barked. I swear I'm going to kill somepony today. And it's not going to be the dog.

I pretty much passed out on my pillows with no blankets even though it's like fifty-seven outside.. I could hear that dog in my dreams.. I had a great dream about marshmellow and chocolate milk forests.. I'm not some little filly anymore what is my mind thinking about in there? Anyway, that dog is got to go so I can pass out and be un-healthy the right way.

Finally that dog stopped! I thought I was going to jump out of the window without spreading my wings and flying away.

I can finally.. ZzzZZzz

I don't know what time I woke up by but I didn't care because it was lunchtime! I flew downstairs and yet, again, Mom was cooking my favorite: Velveeta shells and cheese. I flew into the kitchen and sat down at the table. "Good morning sweetie." She said smiling holding my bowl of cheesy delicousness and placed it in front of me. I smiled back at her. "Mom you can just give me a pack of Ramen noodles that could last me a week. So, what's going on?" "Nothing really, Mitzy is sick. I have been giving her milk with vitamins but it hasn't been working out."

I smiled. This could be a chance for me to shut that rat's mouth from ten thousand miles per hour.. every hour.

"You know she has been barking a lot lately.. maybe there's something wrong with her vocal cords."

"Thanks sweetie." She smiled and walked in to the hallway, up to her room.

I smiled and looked at my bowl. I ate it up in two and a half minutes. Don't judge me. It's my favorite food.

I swear if I hear another bark from that freaking dog.. Let's just say something bad will happen..

Mom needs to stop playing with that thing cause that's the only time it barks. Though, I think it's adorable when she snuggles up with me. She's such a cute dog..

Dang it! Now I'm beginning to like that dumb dog..

I'm going to spend the night with my friends cause I think my eyes are getting sick of passing out.. It's fun to pass out though.. Plus I'm getting headaches from being here.. Maybe I should start living with my friends...

I wasn't running away.. I was just leaving my home forever.. Mom saw it coming.. It was all her fault anyway. It wasn't actually a bad idea anyway. I was totally going to leave anyway soon.

TO GO TO AN AMUSEMENT PARK!!

"How do you eat funnel cake with hooves?" I asked looking at my hooves and trying to eat the funnel.

"Stick your face into it!" Nick blurted.

I slammed my face into the funnel. "Good idea."

"So what do you peeps wanna do next?" asked Lexi.

"Nom." I replied with a mouth full of funnel. "Roller coasters. I wanna puke!"

Lexi tried not to laugh. Which didn't help anyway because once all my friends started to laugh, she laughed. I almost snorted.

The roller coaster was fun, but I didn't puke..

Bummer...

But I won a giant stuffed panda! You know those pirate rail ship walking thing... Whatever it's called.. Where you try not to fall off? Yea, I won that. Hey, they didn't say you couldn't fly in the rules before you got on..

"Master Banana Bob!!" I yelled as I saw a banana.

He has a hat... I thought.

"I want the banana!" Everybody yelled running to the game, pushing people out of the way.

By the end of the day, we all got bananas.

Well my ears are offically busted. Turning on the TV with out checking to see if it was turned down before you turn it on was a really bad idea. I can hear nothing right now. My friends had to babysit this baby while their mom was off on work. She had to bribe them $100 dollars each, including me. I sometimes think that work is all people do around here.. Luckly I am a pony.

So, Jackson's house was huge. His mom was an artist and a cook. She even wrote a book about each one. Got $50 bucks for each one she sold. His dad worked in the Navy with my dad so.. He gets a lot for that.. Why don't I get payed for doing nothing? Nothing is a thing.. Right?

School.. Why do you have to be real? I was left with this baby without anything to do. Does anypony know that I'm not good with humans? I'm a pony for Celestia's sake!

Well, at least this baby gives me a chance to play Minecraft. Just put a TV in front of it and a crib. Awesome babysitter..

I better be payed extra for this..

"Hi Kyra. How was baby sitting?" asked Jackson's mom, closing the door.

"She was fine." I smiled as she put her purse down.

"Smells like you didn't change her.." She said putting a hand on a hip and walking over to the baby,

"Please Mrs. Anderson, I am not a unicorn and I don't have hands.. I didn't want to change her with my mouth." I said looking at the baby.

Bleh..

I need to find a better job... like McDonalds. I love that place..

I love this job. Since I couldn't make the food, I could do my special talent... Singing! I get a lot of money for it.. I grabbed some cups, which I will be return later, and started to sing the cups song. It wasn't actually that hard. I don't get why everypony has a tough problem with it...

I got my ticket for the long way round, Two bottles a whiskey for the way, And I sure would like some sweet company, and I'm leaving tomorrow, what do you say? When I'm gone, when I'm gone, you're miss me when I'm gone. You're gonna miss me by my mane, your're gonna miss me anyway, oh you're gonna miss me when I'm gone..

"Hello!" said a smiling women with a really big smile. It was huge..

Um... Awkward much Kyra?

"Hi." I said looking at her.

"I like your pelt. It's blue and soft." she said walking up to hug me.

I think my mind is gone right now because I like this women... not girlfriend.. no just.. friends.

Oh shut up...

She let go of me and I smiled and giggled. "Ha.. thanks."

We must of broke our eyes for an... two and a half minutes.

"Um.. silly question but.. uh.. you don't have a place to live yet do you?" she asked rubbing her arm like it was the most awkward sentence she had ever said... which it was.

"Not at the moment.." I said looking around like what the buck is going on.

At that point she grabbed my hoof and I followed her outside and into the car.

That women was the only keeping me sane right now...

"Kyra! Kyra!" Mom yelled wandering around town.

I think she was looking for me, I didn't know because I wasn't there.

"Hey Ms. um.. Kyra's adopted mom?" asked Jackson poking her. "My mom said she went to work.."

"BURGERS!" yelled Ashlyn.

"Potato!" Anna Thomson, a random person, yelled at the top of her lungs and ran off.

Something about this woman is special.. like she was the one I was suppost to be found with.. okay.. mind is blown.

Boom!

She cuddles, sweet, awesome, funny, and no dogs.

Okay I'm bored.. I'm going to jump out in front of a truck.. maybe.. I'm going home.. At least I think I am..

"Kyra!" said Blaze, my mom.

I woke up on my cloud bed, just where I had slept last night. I went up and ran out of bed. "I had a weird dream...."

Blaze looked at me funny, running out of my room and freaking out around the halls and dancing with Rocky, my little sister. But she just smiled.

I had no idea what I was doing.. I just knew it was all a dream..