I Baked You a Cupcake

by ThunderFlash314

Rating: mature
Tags: Dark
Length: 348

Yet another Pinkie cupcake story

Pinkie really likes cupcakes. In fact she's made them from her friends before. But I'm sure you know that already. Anyway she is really happy that everypony in Ponyville bought the story she told them about Rainbow's disappearance. She's become bolder in her kidnapping and killing techniques since then.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-03-03 23:29:26 UTC

Prologue

As Pinkie severed her most recent victim's last limb she felt a sensation of pure joy. You see, her victim was her dear friend Cheese Sandwich. Pinkie was very happy to know that she was able to spent Cheese's last moments with him. She always loved to know that her friends died thinking of her.

What great cupcakes Cheese and I are going to make! He always did love my cupcakes. Especially the one I gave him when he came over. Pinkie thought. He acted just like Rainbow, except he didn't beg me for his previous life back like she did. I think that he might've been like me. Killing and eventually eating his victims. But he was really happy when he died. Almost like he knew that he'd be a cupcake!

"Pinkie, are you down there?" Mrs. Cakes called into the basement. "We need you up here to be the cashier today. Pumpkin is going to be gone on a date with Rumble."

"Okay, Mrs. Cakes. I'll be up in about ten minutes. I just have to clean up down here a little," Pinkie called back.

And with that Pinkie began to pack up her instruments of murder. Then got all of Cheese's blood into a large container. She also began the process of labeling each body part for storage in her refrigerator.

When Pinkie emerged from the basement she was greeted by many ponies waiting to order from the pastry shop.

"Hello Thunderlane. What can I get for you today?" Pinkie asked.

"Good morning Pinkie Pie. I'd like my usual blueberry muffin and orange juice to go please," Thunderlane replied.

"Alright. I'll be right back."

Pinkie left to retrieve the muffin and orange juice. When she returned the line had doubled in length. "That'll be five bits, Thunderlane."

"Okay," the dark grey Pegasus replied. He paid the money and left. But when he was leaving he did something very strange. He told his muffin what he was going to do to it.

That Thunderlane. Always weird when he gets his hooves on a muffin.