The Sex Life

by ThatWriter

Rating: mature
Tags: Romance
Length: 1011

A new pony has moved to town and Twilight has a crush on him. His name is Firehaze, and he has a crush on Twilight too. When they start dating, will it go right? Find out when you read The Sex Life.

Twilight was at her house. She was minding her own buissines when a pony who just moved into town got his eyes fixed on her. His name was Firehaze. Twilight couldn't get her eyes off of Firehaze, too. They knew they were meant to be together. Since their first sight, Twilight and Firehaze got to know alot about each other.They started dating for months and eventually got married. What causes them to divorce?

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-03-05 03:48:34 UTC

Chapter 2: Dash's House

Twilight was at Rainbow Dash's house. Twilight knocked at her door. Rainbow Dash let her in. " Hi, Twilight," Rainbow Dash said. " Hi, Rainbow Dash," Twilight said. " Can I come in? I wanna talk about someone I just met." " Sure, come in," Rainbow Dash said. Twilight and Rainbow Dash sat down. " Who is this pony you want to talk about?" Rainbow Dash said.

"It's about a new pony in town. His name is Firehaze Lighter. We're going out," Twilight said. " Ooh! Somepony's got a boyfriend!" teased Rainbow Dash. " Don't be silly, Rainbow Dash. Firehaze and I are just friends," Twilight said. "Oh... I'm sorry," Rainbow Dash said. "You forgive me, right?" " Of course I do," Twilight said. " Listen, I gotta go. Sorry for such a short visit," Twilight said. "Bye, Twilight!" Rainbow Dash said.

Chapter 4: Really Hit it Off

Twilight and Firehaze were still at the park. They had just made out.  " Goodbye, Firehaze," Twilight said. She winked one eye. " Goodbye, Twilight. Parting's such sorrow... I'll see you again," Firehaze said. They both went home.

When Twilight got home, Spike was relieved. " Finally!" he said. " I thought you would never come home!" " I really hit it off with this pony. His name is Firehaze. I made out with him today," Twilight said. Spike just stood there with his jaw on the ground. " Yea... I know..." Twilight said.

" When did you two meet?" Spike said. " We met yesterday. Oh, I almost forgot; his name is Firehaze. He's my new boyfriend," Twilight said. This immediately surprised Spike.  He never thought Twilight would accomplish something like this. " OK, wow. Uhh... I'm just going to get some shut-eye," Spike said. He then went to bed. " I'll get some sleep too," Twilight said.

Chapter 5: Goin' Out (Again)

Twilight was getting ready for her date with Firehaze the next day.     " Where are you going now?" Spike said to Twilight. She was about to walk out the door. " I have a date with Firehaze," Twilight said. " So are you going to his house for him to get laid?" Spike said.  " Laid? No! Firehaze and I are not going to have sex!" Twilight shouted. She walked out the door. Not yet,she thought.

Firehaze was putting on his bowtie when Twilight knocked on his door. When he finally got his bowtie on, Firehaze opened the door.      " So, are you ready?" Twilight asked. " Don't be serious; Of course I am," Firehaze said. " Let's go."

They walked to the diner. They ate the greatest food they ever ate in ever. " This is some good food!" Twilight said. " Well, we're at the only 5-star diner in Ponyville! Of course we're going to get great food," Firehaze said. " I really love this food, but not as much as I love you."  " Oh, Firehaze," Twilight said as she giggled slightly.

" I love you, too."

Chapter 1: They Meet

It all started in Twilight's house. Twilight had to write to Princess Celestia about what she learned about friendship that day. "Spike?" Twilight said. "Yes, Twilight?" Spike said. "I'm ready to write my letter to Princess Celestia about what I learned about what I learned about friendship today. Write as I say," Twilight said. She emitted an ink-filled feather and a piece of paper in front of Spike. Spike wrote as Twilight talked.

"Dear Celestia, What I learned about friendship is that when somepony is your friend, he or she is always your friend no matter how much of a bad influence in the past. Your dear friend, Twilight Sparkle."

Spike teleported the letter to Princess Celestia. " Thanks," Twilight said as she walked to the door. "I'm going to Rainbow Dash's house. Do you want to come?" " Nah, I'll stay here," Spike said.

When Twilight went out her door, a pony that just moved to Ponyville walked past her. His name was Firehaze. He noticed Twilight walking out the door. Twilight noticed Firehaze too. They both gasped at the amazing looks of each other. They walked up to each other and greeted themselves.

"Hi. I'm Twilight. Twilight Sparkle. You're... hot." Firehaze's cheeks blushed up. "Thanks. I'm Firehaze. Firehaze Lighter. You're pretty." Twilight's cheeks blushed as she thanked Firehaze. "I haven't seen you around Ponyville," Twilight said. "Well, I just moved here from Ponyhood. I'm new to Ponyville," Firehaze said. "Hey, want to... you know... hang out sometime?" "OK. I'm free tommorow, maybe we can go then?" "Yea, let's go then. Maybe to the park?" "OK! I'll see you then!" Firehaze continued walking down the street as Twilight went to Rainbow Dash's house.

Chapter 3: Goin' Out

The next day, Twilight and Firehaze were at the park. They couldn't find each other. Wandering around, they eventually bumped into each other. They stood up in pain. " Oh, my head..." Twilight said. She then gasped. " Hi, Firehaze!" " Oh! Hi, Twilight! Didn't see you there." "So, wanna play?" Twilight said. "Alright!" Firehaze said. They played all day.

At the end, they were on top of a hill. " Firehaze, I've had a lot of fun with you today. I've enjoyed this time," Twilight said. " I had fun too," Firehaze said. Twilight went up to Firehaze's ear and whispered. " I love you." Firehaze really blushed this time. "Oh my... I've never had anypony say that to me before!" he said. " I love you too." Twilight and Firehaze both blushed.

Twilight kissed Firehaze on the cheek. Firehaze kissed her back. " Will you be my boyfriend?" Twilight said.   " ... Yes!" Firehaze said. Right then and there, they made out into the sunset. " That was the best kiss of my life," Firehaze said. " The best kiss of your life so far, " Twilight said. " How about a date tommorow?" "Well, OK! Where to?" Firehaze said. " Maybe to the diner?" " Sure! I'll see you then."