Dave loves Smarties, he would eat them with everything. But one day he ponders the question, of whether or not you eat the red ones last.

This story is my first attempt at creating a story that is both random and extremely f****d up as well as somewhat enjoyable. If you have find any errors, mistakes or if you just want to berate me for being a horrible authour feel free to PM me or leave a comment. My thoughts are if this story really bombs which it probably will, I may try to salvage it at a later date.

Smarties in Canada are completely different from the Smarties in the United States. In Canada they are produced by Nestle and are colourful pieces of milk chocolate. The one's you are probably thinking of if you live in the United States are what we here in Canada call Rockets. If your still confused afterwards check out this link. Smarties Wikipedia

Smarties are trademarked by Nestle which I do not own.