Dead Space: My Little Marker

Chapter 3: What Just Happened?

"Ugh... my.. head," Isaac placed his hand on his forehead. "It hurts like hell. Wait, where am I?" Isaac stood up from the bed he had been laying on and scanned the room he found himself in. The room was large and very dark. Isaac wasn't even able to see the edges of the room as it seemed to extend forever. Isaac got to his feet and searched around to see if there was anyway out.

He heard a noise.

"Hello? Is anyone there?" Isaac asked as he searched for the cause of the sound. He got no response back. Isaac began to worry. It wasn't the first time he found himself in a situation like this, but that didn't make it anymore comfortable.

Suddenly a figure came out of the shadows. It was one of those ponies. It was yellow and had a pink mane that partly covered its face. The small creature seemed to be terrifeid out of its mind. Isaac slowly began to approach the shy mare.

"Are you ok?" Isaac asked with a hint of nervousness in his voice. He wasn't sure why he was trying to talk to it, but he didn't care.

"Umm... yea. I'm fine." the shy mare responded.

"Well, what is your name?" came Isaac's voice.

"Uhh... my names... Fluttershy," the mare barely whispered those words.

"I'm sorry I didn't catch that. What's your name again?"

"Fluttershy..." the mare responded even quieter than before.

"I didn't catch that?"

The shy thing made a small eep that made Isaac's heart skip a beat since it was soooooo cute.

"Well then. What are you doing here?" Isaac asked.

The mare suddenly perked up as she jumped up and tackled Isaac to the ground. "OH! I'm here to make us whole!"

"What the fu- OH MY GOD!" Isaac screamed as the pink haired mare suddenly began to morph. Her forehoofs seemed to split revealing two large blades. The skin on her face melted away sending a waterfall of blood pouring onto Isaac's suit. The wings at the side of the creature began to become bladed and doubled in size. The chest of the pony bursted open sending more blood and organs falling onto Isaac.

"Get off me!" Isaac screamed as he threw the necropony off of him sending the creature smashing into the ground.

Isaac got to his feet and his mouth droped as he saw the sight before him. Everywhere he turned he saw more and more necroponies. The pink haired one he had just thrown was getting back up and began rushing at him. Isaac knew what he had to do. He reached his hand down to his thigh and revealed the ultimate weapon. He pointed it at the charging "shy" mare and fired....

"BANG BANG BANG!" Isaac yelled. "BANG BANG BANG!" He switched the weapon to alt fire, "PEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEW!"

The charging necro pony nearly exploded from the power of Isaac's weapon. It fell to the ground in a pool of blood and body parts. Isaac aimed his "hand" cannon at the crowd of necroponies that had surrounded him.

"PEWPEWPEWPEWPEWP BANG BANG BANG!"

Several of the necros fell to the floor as the wepon tore through their bodies sending limbs flying all over the place. Isaac couldn't help but smile at his work. He had always loved this weapon of his.

Out of the group a necropony flew in front of Isaac. The speed she had used to reach him shocked Isaac and caused him to stop firing. The necropony spoke.

"I'm the fastest necro in Equestria!" it boasted. The thing seemed to have a rainbow colored mane. However, its mane was more red now due to the blood that drenched it.

"Fastest eh?" Isaac retorted, "Well lets see you dodge this! BANG!"

The head of the rainbow maned necro was blown clear of its shoulders sending a fountain of blood into the air. Most of the blood landed on Isaac's exposed face. He licked some of it into his mouth, "Tastes like Skittles." he noted.

Isaac continued his slaughter of the necroponies. They were even more stupid than the ones Isaac fought before. Another necro jumped in front of Isaac's view.

"HEY!" screamed the overly excited, pink necro. "Do you like parties? I know I do, but I never got to ask you if you like them. Although could anyone really dislike a party? I mean, come on! Parties are so fun! I remember my first party-" The pony continued to rant about its love of parties causing Isaac to nearly go insane.

"STFU!" He yelled as he opened up with his weapon sending the pink, party necro to the floor.

"Awww. That wasn't nice!" replied the pink necro before it died.

"Shit! I need to reload!" Isaac brought his other hand and slammed it into tha bottom of the foam finger that was his WMD. He then pulled back the thumb of the finger and made a "Click" sound.

"Much better!" before Isaac could begin firing again another necro jumped into his view. What was with these things a jumping in front of him?

"Well howdy there!" replied the cowboy hat wearing necro. "I'm here to make us whole!"

"Fuck off!" was the only reply Isaac gave. "PEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEW"

The cowpony necro bursted into thick slush of meat. The sight made Isaac hungry. "Wonder if horse meat tastes good?" he thought aloud.

This time two necros jumped in front of him. One was all white, excluding the blood that covered its body. The other was lavender. Both of them had horns on the top of there heads. The horns suddenly sprung out from the tops of their heads forming what resempled a slasher's arm.

"Nice trick!" Isaac commented, "But mine's better! BANG BANG BANG BANG!"

The legs of both of the ponies were blown from their bodies and they fell to the ground with a loud thump.

Isaac had done it! He killed them all!

"YAY!" Isaac cheered! "Now if only Ellie were here-" Isaac's train of thought was suddenly lost as a completly naked Ellie steped into his view.

"Hello Isaac," she said in a seductive tone, "Can you make US whole?"

The smile on Isaac's face grew to outrageous preportions. "Sure, baby!"

AND THEN THEY DID IT AT LEAST 14 TIMES!

THE END

Author's notes: Happy April Fools day! Man.... I took way to much time making this chapter and now I must go kill my self. Stay tuned for a REAL chapter soon! Thanks for reading this shit!