Before Twilight.

by TheBronyLifeForMe

Rating: everyone
Tags: Random, Human
Length: 518

When Sunset Shimmer gets exiled to the later known as "the human world" she realizes she needs revenge.

When Sunset shimmer gets exiled to the later known as "the human world" she realizes she needs revenge. (Ended on a cliff hanger.)

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-03-02 16:30:36 UTC

Chapter 1

Long ago I was in Equestria. Celestia was unfair. She exiled me for killing twelve ponies. Why is everypony unfair? She told me my exile was forever, but told everypony I was welcome to go back. I never even thought about going back! Why would I? So I could go back to being her 'faithful student' and live happily ever after? Hell no! When I got to the other dimension I was exiled to straight after I learned how to use my feet, hands and fingers then I instantly became the most popular student. Maybe it was because I forced them to be my slaves? I had two personal fanboys that followed me around. Their names are Snips and Snails. But instantly I knew I needed revenge to Celestia. In fact. It had to be so good Lauren Faust would make a whole movie about it! But I needed a plan! Things sprang to mind. Kill her, kill her guards, maim them all, ect. But one sprang to mind. Steal the elements of harmony. But there where two flaws in my plan. 1.) which one. 2.) how would I carry a rock through a portal plus, what would I do with it? I didn't know what to do. Every sixty moons I would go through the portal. And I saw something Celestia would regret making. Princess Luna was back. And the people who a had brought her back; all my old friends- Pinky Pie, Rainbow Dash, Apple Jack, Rarity- but one pony caught my eye. A new pony. Later I found the Mares name. Twilight sparkle. She wielded the element of magic as a crown. A crown that looked like a plastic crown at Canterlot high. Later Twilight Sparkle became princess. "That could be me" I said to myself out loud. "If I hadn't killed all the ponys I did". After watching in disgust then I went back to he portal. I needed a plan to steal the crown. But I didn't know at all. But then Twilight and co went to Canterlot for "a important reason"- I maimed the guards (after seducing them) slowly, until they agreed to make up something that they needed to know. Just after Twilight fell asleep I snuck into her room. There was the crown. It was giving of just enough light to see the horrible mare's face. Then I saw the dragon. It opened its eyes then quickly closed them again. The stupid thing must of thought I was one of Twilight's stupid friends. As I took the crown I shouted back something I have forgotten, even after watching my movie twice. Now I have to be friends with those idiots back at Canterlot high. Also the teachers there are messed up! The teacher is going out with a student called Big Macintosh! It sounds like a brand of toilet paper. Big Macintosh- for when you need to wipe your ass. Anyway- I must plan my revenge AGAIN! I mean EQG2 will be out in maybe 5 months max! Anyway- goodbye for now diary. Sunset shimmer out. Peace!