Part 1: Octavia's Flashback
The sky was a lovely shade of blue. The kind of blue you see when your computer crashes; like a teenage girl in a Pink Beetle getting a text from her bff saying she kissed Johnny. She would then proceed to fly off the road at a speed of 3mph, the top speed she could achieve in such a vehicle. She had an intensely adequate infatuation with Johnny. So unbelievably adequate in fact, that she might perform this action.
Anyways, the sky was blue, damnit. I, Octavia, and my “friend” Vinyl iScratch were comfortably lounging inside of Sugar-Cube Corner. We were currently working on a collaboration that would incorporate elements of both classical and electronic styles of music. I proceeded to write a wonderful melody somewhat akin to that of Vivaldi’s works. Vinyl then insisted it needed more wubs and proceeded to put a 103 decibel bass track over my melody. Needless to say, I was not thrilled with Vinyl’s actions. I was so un-thrilled that I gave Vinyl a chillingly stern look. Such a stern look could make cities crumble, grown stallions cry, and dethrone the rulers of Equestria themselves.
“Vinyl, I can reassure you that if you look over the notes to the melody I gracefully constructed, you will appreciate my work more- you mentally deficient sloth!” I said while forcefully trying to hoof Vinyl the paper with the melody on it.
“Tavi, I beg you don’t worry your uptight little plot about this...I can just wing it like always.” Said Vinyl as she devoured a PERFECTLY NORMAL cupcake. This cupcake was in fact so UNBELIEVABLY NORMAL that it would not happen to contain ANY sort of narcotics whatsoever .
As Vinyl finished her PERFECTLY NORMAL cupcake, she noticed three large stallions with hoods over their heads covering their faces. They were chilling out maxing relaxing all cool by the table closest to us.
“Hey Tavi, I think we should get out of here.” Vinyl said uneasily as she stood up. “What is your problem today.” The three hooded stallions arose from the table and slowly ventured over to them like what up I got some candy in my trench coat.
“Tavi lets go.....NOW!!” She said as she started to push me towards the door. I then felt a large blunt object,probably a bat of some sorts, hit her head.
“OCTAVIA.” was the last thing I heard.
Part 2: Vinyl’s, a little longer,Flashback
“Octavia” I yelled to the point my throat bitched slapped my voice telling it to shut up. OOOOHHHHHH YYYYYEEEEAAAAHHHHHH shit just got PG-13 up in here.
After she fell to the ground, I could hear explosions coming from outside. They took Octavia and tied her up and one of the hooded stallions grabbed her and took her out the front door.
“ Yo what the hell man, what are you guys doing?” I said, and yes I got big with him. What can I say, he was lucky the other one had me tied up.
“ We are the minions of war,” they said in unison , “ We can not be stopped, Equestria will fall and Celestia's head will be ours.”
They proceeded to take me to a caged holding cell on wheels with Octavia. She is better this way, she can't cry about being hit in the head or being man-handled. They threw me in and slammed the door. I tried to stand up and look out the bars.
All I saw was dead bodied, more stallions in hoods, fire, lots and lots of fire, and more explosions. It was like the world was ending, and shit just got real. It was like the devil came and pissed on Ponyville. Not fun. Oh, did I also mention, THERE WAS A SHITLOAD OF FIRE!!!!
Then it happened. The bastards in the hoods grabbed me and threw me into a jail cell. This was not the way i imagined being behind bars. At Least I Didn't have to worry about the rape….. hopefully.
“ You will stay here until it is time.” They said. Then I snapped like a sassy black women that don’t need no man. “Time for what? whats going on? Who are you? Have you heard my newest single?Why are we here?”
They then proceeded to leave the area. Octi was starting to regain consciousness. She looked as confused as a redneck at a family reunion.
“Where are we Vinyl?” she said dazed. “ Well judging by the location of the moon and the sun I HAVE NO FUCKING CLUE.”
All of a sudden the door slammed open and a stallion in chains walked into our cell. The chain rattling reminded me of the 2chainz concert I went to last summer.
"Hello fellow prisoners, I'm Bright Lights." The stallion had white fur an orange mane and tail. It was like the kind of orange that looked like one of the fires going on outside.
"Ok so my team will be here in about 5 minutes to get us out of here." He said looking at the brick wall i was sitting against.
"Wait slow down yo, Your "team is breaking us out?" I was so confused at that point. Between the loud explosions going on outside, the constant crying from Octi (I had to slap the shit out of her to get her to shut her up), and now theres a stranger telling us that his team is breaking is out.
"Ok Bright Light, how do you know your....." an explosion broke the brick wall down in the back of our cell.
" Holy shit that was AWESOME!!: I yelled with excitement.
3 figures i couldn't make out because of the smoke and shit blocking my view stood there.
"Mr. Lights get your ass in gear we have to get out of this bitch now. Shock is getting antsy wanting to blow this place to kingdom-fucking-come."
Find out what happens to Octavia, Vinyl, some random OC i just made up while typing this, and his resistance team next time in "The High Note 2: Breakout" And remember everypony, Kojo loves you.
