Snake Or Man?

by Trigonie

Rating: teen
Tags: Human, Comedy, Adventure
Length: 332

Josh was a average kid Loved Mlp FiM,books and snakes though one day he wakes up in Equestria AND A ADVENTURE HAPPENS

Josh was a average kid Loved Mlp FiM,books and snakes though one day he wakes up in Equestria Though when he does he finds himself in a snake pit No idea how he got the he slithers to safety…. Wait…. Slither?

Sorry if i suck kinda my first story

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-03-03 01:27:47 UTC

Chapter:-1-: Snake Or man?

Snake Or Man?

Chapter :-1-:

It was a Sunday In Silent Hill Where the sirens of cops Could be heard across town "Well Shit" Jack Said

"Well Shit' Is right Jack What the fuck is that a giant snake?" He said as the giant snake on the ground Laid there ... Dead.. it was josh The Epic Snake...

His epic story began on Tuesday|2013| He was doing his school work.. "Uhg Shit This is boring..." Josh Said as he turned his head to look at the time "2 AM?! Well I am off to bed" The he heard a hiss "Oh yes almost forgot to give you food" He said as he took out a frozen mouse and gave it to his Python "Well good night" He said as he turned on TV and went to sleep in the middle of season 3 of MLP:FIM

Josh Yawned as he woke up "Good mor-... Where the fuck is betty?..." Betty was his python and her lid was undone... "Well Shit.."

He was looking around his room when he heard a hiss in the bathroom "Well there you are girl!.." He yelled as he grabbed her and put her Back in her Exhibit She just hissed "Well...Hmm I am done with School Work and there's nothing to do... Guess I'll watch Mlp.." He said to nobody But Himself and betty

-2:30PM-

Josh Sighed "This is So Fucking Boring how many times are they gonna re-run this shit." He then proceeded to flip through the channels "And i-" "Nope" As he flipped through them one caught his eye he went back to it "Are you a brony... If So wish you could goto equestria? Yeah No Shit, Well there is no fucking way ye fuckin pedophiles!"He Rolled His Eye's "Anti-Bronys" "Yeah Gotta HATE E'm" His eye's widen "Wait wha-!?" As he turned around he got smacked with a fake sword? "Oh That Hurrrr-" "Yeah thats what they always do..."