Congratulations! You're the proud owner of a new operating system pony. It's the latest and greatest system yet to be released in Equestria. Too bad she's perpetually trying to get into your pants.

A one-shot clop about horny filly Winnie and you, her owner, trying to alleviate heat.exe from her active programs list.

I wrote the character of Windows Eight, a.k.a. Winnie, for the now defunct browser pone threads. There are a few browser pony-esque stories floating around fimfiction. Check them out for some decent laughs and artificial intelligence clop.

Comments welcome and appreciated as always. Enjoy!