Spike Claims Independance

by Splat

Rating: teen
Tags: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Spike, Comedy, Random, Dark
Length: 1392

Spike is tired of being pushed around by Twilight, time to claim independance.

Spike is sick of Twilight pushing him around. Get this, get that, write to Princess Celestia. But no more, time for one last letter to "Princess" Twilight Sparkle.

Published 2014-03-14 18:20:09 UTC
Last updated 2014-03-14 18:20:09 UTC

The Final Letter

Dear "Princess" Twilight Sparkle,

I am delighted to inform you that I have ran away from home, mainly that I couldn't stand you for ANY FUCKING LONGER! I have several reasons for running away from home and my friends and all of those reasons converge to you.

My first reason is that you are just so BORING! All you do is read books, your life pretty much revolves around them. You've even stopped writing to Princess Celestia just to write a biography about yourself and our friends, I bet you'll try to publish it, it will get rejected because it's so shit! Then you'll probably banish the publishers for rejecting it and publish it yourself with your godly princess powers that you don't even deserve.

Speaking of godly princess powers that you don't deserve. My second reason is that you're such a fucking suck up to Princess Celestia. You wouldn't even have them if you didn't suck up to her. She said that it was because you created new magic, was it really? You've saved Equestria several times and you've been given no reward. But you create one new magic trick and BOOM! You're suddenly an Alicorn. Another reason that I think that you're a suck up is when you couldn't find a friendship problem, remember that? You couldn't find a friendship problem, so you had to cause one by making everypony in town want to anally fuck your doll. You're just lucky your friends were there when Princess Celestia came to sort everything out.

My third reason is after you've become a princess, you are much more lazy, you make me write in the book for you, you rarely do anything anymore. The only thing I've seen you do that helps ponies now, like you did before is that Twilight time thing, and whatever the ponies in that group are doing, they still cant fucking do, Scootaloo is evidence, she is so fucking stupid, she can't assemble a easy fold away scooter, A FOLD AWAY SCOOTER! ITS IN THE FUCKING NAME! I'm guessing being an orphan really affected her intelligence, even Derpy isn't as slow as that chicken. Maybe if she stopped fantasizing about her and Rainbow Dash doing it, she might actually learn something. Applebloom can't even grow an apple tree and Sweetie Belle can't even lift a broom up with her magic. If you're going to get off your lazy ass and help them, it's going to take some time if they can't do simple things like that.

My forth reason is that you've changed a lot since you became a princess. You're getting weirder and weirder. You keep flirting with Applejack, one time you lured her in to your bedroom, locked the door, pinned her down on your bed and fucked her like a slut. You only did that because you were a virgin and you didn't even lure her in with a trick, you used your godly, magic powers to tie her up and lock her in your bedroom and force fucked her. What kind of sexually perverted pony does that to somepony anyway?

My fifth reason is that you're nothing but an alcoholic now, you are the new Berry Punch just much worse. We almost lost the library, where we live because you couldn't pay the rent because you spent it all on alcohol, you even tried to pay the house owner all the drops of beer that missed your mouth and fell on the floor, and you didn't even put it in a bottle you just gave it to him with your hoof and it went all over his mane, you're just lucky our house owner is nice and gave you a second chance.

My sixth reason is that now that you've become a princess, nobody takes notice of me anymore, it's like I've been kicked out of our group. I don't know if it's because you've got the spotlight now or if it's because I mess things up, I feel rejected and nopony should ever feel that way, you notice when I feel sad or left out or something because you used to care, but you haven't noticed this time and I feel like you don't care anymore.

My seventh and final reason is because I'm going nowhere with my life. I've been with you for almost four years now and nothing has happened. I don't know where I came from, who my real parents are and what my purpose in life is. This is the main reason why I have ran away from home, I want my life to start before it's to late. I wouldn't of gone without telling you but I was worried that telling you to your face would be to much and I didn't know how you would react to it, so I decided to leave without telling you and leave this letter so you could read it and I would be long gone. I also wouldn't know how all of our friends would react to it either, I wouldn't be able to stand their sadness. After everything they've done for me, even you, it wouldn't be right to just tell you to your face that I'm leaving and that's that. This is why I'm leaving, to claim independence and finally go.

So Princess Twilight Sparkle, for everything you've done for me and what everypony else has done for me, and how you've raised me to be the dragon I am now. I would just like to say, thank you. Thank you for everything. If somepony had to raise me, I'm thrilled it was you. This will be my final letter to you, Twilight. Goodbye forever.

Love from Spike.

Spike had just finished writing his letter before he was about to leave the library, his bags were packed and was ready to leave his known life behind and face an unknown one. Suddenly the light turned on and Twilight was standing next to the light switch.

"Spike? What are you doing down here at this time of night?" Twilight asked.

Spike's face was blank he hid the letter from Twilight, hoping she wouldn't see it.

"What are you hiding from me?" Twilight asked. Twilight used he magic to take the letter from his claws. She read the letter all the way through, she felt offended first but then started to understand what Spike was trying to say near the end. She finished reading the letter and looked at Spike. He was horrified by the unknown response that Twilight would give. "Go, go on, leave and live your life like you want to. You didn't have to be scared of my response, I would understand. In this letter you have thanked me for raising you, but it's really me who should be thanking you for always being there for me when I needed someone. I love you, Spike. And don't worry, I will explain to our friends what happened to you, I will give them this letter to explain and I will keep it with me always as a memory of you." Twilight smiled.

Spike picked up his bag and headed for the door, almost crying because he was leaving everything behind, Twilight called his name.

"Spike! One more thing!" Twilight shouted. She handed Spike a photo of him and her smiling at one of Pinkie Pie's legendary parties. "Take that with you. And do one more thing for me, Spike..."

"Yeah?" Spike asked.

"Have a good life. Do that for me, Spike. Have a fantastic life!" Twilight replied. She opened the door for Spike as he walked out, he turned back to wave a final goodbye with pools of tears trailing behind him. Twilight waved back and closed the door, she almost broke down crying, but kept herself strong as her knew someday that this day when Spike would leave would eventually come. She walked over to her table, picked up a piece of paper and a quill and wrote a letter to Princess Celestia."

Dear Princess Celestia,

Thank you for letting me raise Spike.

Sincerely, Princess Twilight Sparkle.

Author's Note

I don't know why I done this, just a random idea and I enjoyed writing it, enjoy! I am thinking about adding another chapter, but I'll see the first one goes first...