Surprise

by Cheeseycazoo

Rating: mature
Tags: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Romance, Random, Discord, Princess Celestia, Sex
Length: 3857

Discord, bored after days of loneliness seeks "fun" and decides to throw a surprise for the dear princess

Discord had always loved Celestia dearly, and probably always will. When one night he feels bored and alone, Discord seeks "fun" with his new marefriend. When Celestia wakes up, she is greeted to a some-what pleasant surprise.

Published 2014-03-06 16:10:06 UTC
Last updated 2014-03-06 16:10:06 UTC

The Pleasure Game

Celestia moved her hoof in an attempt to scratch a continuing tickle that was growing stronger around her chest, only to find her hoof movements were limited. In panic, the princess opened her eyes, shocked to see that vines were holding her tightly from all directions. She was in her bed.

The familiar cushions pressed against her belly, but she lay uncomfortably sprawled out. Black vines with slightly sharp thorns held each hoof to a special corner of her bed, holding her underside tightly down allowing very limited movement. Celestia's morning daze arose more to panic by the second. Her wings flapped in panic, and she tried to scream to her sister, only to find the vines had grew into her mouth, leaving her mouth wide open and demolishing the ability to talk.

There was no doubt these were those Plunder-things Discord used to kidnap her once before. He had to be behind this... But what joke could this possibly resolve to? Her tongue was getting dry, and as the vines grew around her body she grew more uncomfortable.

It's okay.... Just breathe and you can figure this out...

Celestia let out a slow calming breath, and looked around for clues. Her window was open, showing a bright moon shining in the sky. Stars were in their usual pattern so brilliantly thought up by her dear sister, Luna.

Okay.... Luna is probably safe..

Celestia moved her head around, glancing over at her fireplace. It was glowing slightly with red embers, just like she had left it when she went to sleep. Heck, even her crown was in the exact tilted position on the mantle in which she left it.

This just doesn't make sense....

Followed by Celestia's private thought was familiar laughter, and Celestia looked around. Unable to speak, Celestia attempted to light her horn, but quickly stopped as it sent a somewhat painful electric shock course through her body, and linger around her tail.

At last, Discord came into view, laying on a floating cloud of cotton candy while sipping chocolate milk from a long squiggly straw in a fancy glass. "Oh my, looks like I have over done it." Discord chuckled, snapping his lion paw. At the sound, the vines began to vanish in a puff of magic, Her mouth was now free to speak as the plant dissolved around her. Now, it was just he legs being held in the same way they were when she woke up.

"Discord! Free me at once!" Celestia tried her best to sound threatening, but failed as her voice trailed in terror at the fact she couldn't defend herself if Discord had returned to his once chaotic self.

At this, Discord just crossed his paw and eagle claw, raising an eyebrow in amusement.

"Well, Celestia... I would, but first I want to have a little... fun..."

His pink sugary cloud got closer, and Celestia moved her neck the opposite direction. "You've had your fun in scaring me...."

Celestia looked up at the strange creature who was smiling at her struggles against his vines.

"Please, discord.... Set me free."

Discord only showed his teeth in a slightly wider grin, backing away on his cloud. "Aww, Celestia... You are just too adorable." Discord stretched his arms out, pinching her white cheeks. Celestia shook her head in attempt to break free from his grip, but only caused more pain surge through her face.

Another snap, he was gone... Well, not gone gone. Now he was over by her crown, picking it up gently with his paw, and smearing off a smudge using spit. Celestia watched as her played with her crown, fear becoming anger. Flapping her wings in protest, Celestia tried once again to use her magic, this time with more force. The electric feeling she had felt before was now stronger, pulsing from the tip of her horn and trailing down her back. Her wings unfurled and her tail lifted as the shock ran past.

"Well, I certainly don't want to waste time getting started... You seem pretty eager." Discord smirked at the princess, quickly teleporting close to her and placing the crown on her head. The once purple gem was now a glowing red.

"Okay...." Discord put his nose so close to Celestia's muzzle she could feel in gentle breath hit hurt in the face. "I have a question, princess.. And in order for me to let you go, you must do what I say, and answer any questions I may have."

Celestia nodded, desperate to get out of his clutches. "What is the question...? Please hurry, Discord. This is extremely uncomfortable."

Discord snapped again, now appearing behind her. His long serpent-like body slithered around her back, his face coming side by side with hers. "Celestia, tell me. Did you miss me?"

This question took her by surprise, and so did his body against hers so suddenly. It felt warm against her, and the beating of his heart comforted her. Celestia thought back to the days they were together. They were fun... Until... Celestia shook the thought from her head. She didn't want to remember the tears in his eyes... She didn't want to remember... The crushed flower before her hooves..... This was all just a game... She had to play along to get out, and surely he wasn't thinking of the same night.

"Of course I did... Please, Discord. Let me go." Celestia pleaded, vanishing the thoughts deep in her mind of.. That night.

Discord shrugged, "Nah. I want to have fun... I missed you..."

Celestia gasped as she felt him press down closer to her, pressing down slightly with pressure.

"And you missed me."

Celestia found it hard to breathe as her entire body was flipped around, leaving her belly up. Discord didn't move at all, but now his belly was being pressed against hers. Celestia's white face turned a bright pink, and her wings flapped in shock. "Oh Celestia, you are so cute."

Discord sat up, only lowering his hips in between her thighs. His claw and paw stretched out, allowing him to seem a lot taller compared to the Celestia. He looked down at her, and she looked at him. The princess had stopped struggling, though the blushing had continued to form on her white face. Realization suddenly hit her, and Celestia gulped slightly.

"Do you see now what I want?" Discord whispered into her ear, bending back over. Celestia nodded silently. She really couldn't do anything... Not with her magic, not with her limbs, and now with the growing heat between her legs as he put more pressure in that area. Celestia nodded, closing her eyes tightly.

"Excuse me?" Discord asked. His member was growing hard between the heat in her legs. However much he wanted to start already, Discord was now an expert at patience after being turned to stone for 1,000 years. "Don't be afraid to speak your mind... Don't worry, Nopony can hear us." Discord whispered comfortably into her ear, stroking her silky soft mane.

"Ye... Yes Discord. I see what you want." Celestia stammered. Discord grinned before giving her a quick peck on the cheek.

"Well, should we waste any time?" Discord asked. His tip was now teasing the puffy warm entrance, sliding up and down but not quite entering. Celestia shivered, and felt her body slightly move towards it, but not enough to take it in. He used his one hoof and lizard foot scratched against her covers. He even had to restrain himself.

"D-Discord... I d-don't think... I mean... we just got back together.... I'm not... I mean..."

Discord rolled his eyes. "Oh, come on, my dear. It'll be fun!"

Celestia's mouth moved as if she was trying to talk with no breath. She loved Discord, but... She never thought they'd actually have sex... He was so odd, and anything could happen with him... What was it that she found so... So fantastic about him?

"Well..." Discord sighed annoyingly as he sat up, pulling his member away from Celestia. The instant lack of warmth hit her, and she became very aware of the wetness growing between her spread hind legs. She stammered for words to ask for him, but she did not have a clue what to say, or how to say it..
"I suppose we can start off with something that might get you more comfortable." Discord mumbled, completely changing his position. Celestia scrunched her nose and put her head against the cushions in attempt to get out of his ways. His body was now the opposite of hers. His tail was wrapped around her neck, the soft feathers on the end tickling her nose. Celestia gasped as she saw something large in front of her face. It was wide, long, and she could see it twitch slightly.

Discord was standing above her, his short legs leaving very little space between the them. "I'm pretty sure you know what to do, don't you princess?" He asked, smirking slightly. He had finally made the princess unable to respond... He chuckled silently to himself, giving a little bounce to his member in front of Celestia's face.

"I... W-Wait... Discord, please..."

The warmth of her breath on his erected cock made his entire body shiver, and his eyes opened wide for a moment as he felt a wave of dizziness flow through him. At that, Discord grunted as his member gave another painful twitch. The fur surrounding the base of his member tingled, and he was now becoming more and more desperate to relieve himself.

Discord turned his neck at the mare below him. He made his pupils large, putting a true look of sadness and need on his face. "Please Celestia? For me?" He asked. He moved his eagle claw closer to her puffy lips. Celestia felt her body stiffen. She couldn't find herself to reply. Discord noticed her body's behavior, and then an idea hit him.

His eagle claw started to make long, slow strokes just around her soaking vagina. Every time he dared to get a little closer to her pink lips, Celestia gasped, and her wings flapped against the covers. "Hnngh!" Celestia tried her best to move her body so his finger could... Just...
Pomf
Her large white wings unfurled in a quick flash. They were bent uncomfortably due to the twisted vines and the creature on top of her. "Discord please..." Celestia begged, her vagina growing more wet by every stroke. Discord raised an eyebrow, smiling as he looked back at her messy wings and lust-filled eyes.

"What's that Celestia?" Discord asked, his stroking getting closer and closer to her moist entrance.

"Please..." Celestia begged, closing her eyes tightly.

"Please what, my dear? You must be clear. I will do what I can to make you happy."

Celestia felt her cheeks grow with both embarrassment and anger. He knew very well what she wanted, he just wanted to hear her say it. The princess of the sun was not going to humiliate herself with such words... She decided to fight fire with fire.

"Oh Discord..." Celestia gave a quick kiss to the tip of his hard penis. This was a surprise, and the Draconequus felt his erect wings give a little flap in shock. "I'm not that easy to break." Celestia chuckled, purposely making her breath hit his erect organ. Discord's ears flopped down, and he felt a sense of need run through his body.

Discord shook his head in attempt to rid the thought of Celestia's warm, wet tongue rolling over his large shaft. His smile returned when he lay his head down between her legs, letting his soft white beard tickle her folds. "My dear Celestia... Two can play that game." His snake tongue slithered out and he gave a quick lick across the source of the wetness. Celestia felt shivers run through her body. Her wings were now uncomfortably hard.

"Let's take... Turns.... We'll see who breaks first." Celestia grinned, now sweating with her bright red face.

"Ha... You t-think you can last longer then me? The spirit of chaos?" Discord was barely able to continue the sentence when he felt another lick on his large organ. "Wait... Why am I going first?"

"Well, looks like your in pain. I just want to help you, Dissy."

Discord felt his face grow warm once again. He hated when she called him Dissy

The Draconequus grinned, ready to take on the princess. She was turning an already fun activity into a game. And he was going win.

Celestia started reaching her neck up, and licked along his shaft once again. The mare found that when she lapped the tip, he would groan louder, and his knees would quiver even more. When Celestia attempted to engulf his length in her mouth, she found her limited movement make her struggle once again. Celestia stopped, pulling her head away. Discord let out a disappointed gasp as he felt Celestia's lips leave his member. In hope to keep the wonderful feeling, he bent his legs a bit lower.

"My dear princess, why ever did you stop?" Discord tried to sound as he always did, but failed. His normally quite demanding voice came across as weak, and begging. Celestia noticed, and smiled as she licked the small amount of white liquid from her lips. "Oh Dissy, this isn't fair. When its your turn, you must be tied up."

Discord shook his head, refusing to be tied down. "I personally don't like the feeling of another pony having complete control over me." He responded calmly, flinching as another uncomfortable twitch ran across his heavy dick.

Celestia bit her lip. She knew he would love to be tied down... He was just scared. Celestia laughed at this. "Oh, Discord. I wasn't expecting you of all creatures to be scared of me." Celestia smirked. Discord let out an angry huff.

"I'm not scared. I just... Don't enjoy it. That's all." Discord looked back at the princess, faking a smile to help sell his lie. He wasn't scared. He was terrified.

Celestia showed her best pouty face, her eyes wide. He bottom lip even bounced a little bit as it covered her top lip. Discord couldn't refuse that face, and if he was ever going to finish he needed to do so. He snapped, and in an instant Celestia found herself free. She stretched out her body, then looked down to see Discord uncomfortably struggling against his own vines. "T-There Celestia... You have magic, I don't. You have mobility, I don't." Discord closed his eyes. He hated not being able to move. It reminded him of his cold stone prison.

Celestia admired his look of terror, and decided to get started. She looked at his erection that was below her. Smiling, the princess lowered herself so her face was level with the base of his shaft. Discord uncomfortably lay there, suddenly regretting the whole idea of vines. All he could see in the mostly dark room was Celestia's tail... Until she moved it. Her silky tail then wrapped around his head, making a wave of comfort and security run through him... However, now the only thing he could see was her two tight holes, one continuously dripping liquid that fell on to his chest. This only made his erection stronger.

Celestia used her magic to squeeze his dick slightly. His quiet moan pleased the princess, and she dove right in. The surprise attack on his dick made Discord gasp, and his wing boner only grew more. He tried his best to pull free, but found his struggles were pointless. Celestia licked along his shaft, loving the feeling of the soft wet skin trembling at her touch.

Discord groaned as she sucked and sucked, licking along his penis. He cried out, begging for Celestia to do it even harder with his body. His hips thrust his dick further down Celestia's throat. It was warm, moist, and it pulled hard at his tip. Discord let out a groan, crying for release. His nostrils flared, and he did his best to move closer to the princess to get it further into the deep, moist surrounding,

Celestia started to hum, sending vibrations through his member from the very tip all the way down to his now painfully heavy balls. The princess pulled her head away, a string of precum and saliva keeping them in touch. Celestia broke the chain with her tongue, and looked back near her flank at Discord. He was wrapped in her tail, his paw and claw in fists. His eyes were closed tightly and his teeth were gritted. Celestia smiled. Just a little more.

Her tongue flicked his tip, and Discord grunted, and his breathing was now fast-paced. His wings were extended. Celestia nuzzled her nose against it before pulling away. Her soft fur tickled his erect penis, which was slowly reaching orgasm despite Discord's efforts to avoid it. He breathed heavily as he felt the princess leave his cock and balls, which were now literally reach unbearable levels. Sweat trailed down his neck.

He waited for several seconds for Celestia to finally finish him... But she never came towards him. Discord frantically struggled against the vines, and he opened his eyes slowly to look at Celestia. "Y-You're only adding time for... m-me... This will definitely... Agh... Effect my score." He said through gritted teeth. He tried to smile at the thought of winning, but it was quickly replaced with a look of begging and pain. The sight of Celestia's tight holes were no help. Her pussy continued dripping before him, leaving a damp spot.

"Oh! I think this is much more fun then the game we were playing before." Celestia giggled, waving her flank in his face. Discord gave an angry grunt, the pain unbearable for him. His fingers snapped.

Nothing happened.

Discord's eyes widened in panic, and he continued to snap.

Nothing.

Celestia completely turned her body, making herself face to face with the struggling and now scared Draconequus before her. "No magic, remember, Dissy?"

Discord grunted as he started to flail around in panic. "D-Don't call me... D-D-Dissy... Huughhh...." He groaned loudly as he felt her warm, wet pussy against his tip.

This... This is great. I can finally finish... I.. Just need to get inside...When I finish I can have my powers.

Celestia watched Discord struggle below her. She chuckled slightly as he tried snapping again. The heat between her legs intensified, and she moved slowly back and forth without lowering herself onto his aching shaft. Despite Discord's struggles to thrust his hips up, it was nearly impossible as the vines tightened with every movement. He was sweating terribly, soaking as Celestia continued her teasing on his dick.

She chuckled again as he let out a long "Pleeeease..." He sighed out.

"Please what?"

Discord gritted his teeth in anger as he realized she was doing what he had done to her. From what started as an excellent massage on his cock turned into pure torture.

"Well, you must be clear..."

Celestia took time mid-sentence to kiss him. She pressed her soft lips firmly against his, working her tongue around in his mouth. He sighed into her mouth, sending vibrations through their teeth. The princess then pulled her head away, smiling as she saw Discord try to hold it longer by stretching his neck forward.

"Dear." The princess struggled not to keep from bouncing down and riding him. Her vagina was now begging for something to fill it up, but she knew this was the best way to make him pay back.

"Now Discord, I could just leave you hear, unable to tend to your..."

Celestia pointed her head sharply towards Discord's twitching erect cock.

"Rather BIG problem. I can help you, but you must tell me what it is you want, and why you want it." Celestia giggled as she saw Discord roll his eyes and tried to thrust upward once again.

Discord put on his adorable begging eyes once again before letting out a defeated sigh. "I want you to... To lower your body down on my... my...On my...Dick."

Celestia slightly lowered her tight pussy around his cock a little more, letting out a groan but passed it off as a laugh. "Hhhhaaa... Ha ha... Now... t-tell me why."

Discord didn't even know why. He didn't know anything. Everything was complete obscure, and nothing made sense. His vision blurred, and his legs started to thrash around. He had to open his mouth, so he did and just kept rambling.

"I want you to ride my cock because I think you are brEAAA!"

Discord sweated hard as Celestia slightly lowered herself onto his throbbing penis, the tightness increasing as it went down.

"I think you're Beautiful! I-I always dreamed of... Of this! My balls hurt...."

Celestia slid down a little more, making a groan pass through her lips.

"ReAllY bad... I just want to reach orgasm... I just want to finish with you! A-And wake up tomorrow with you... With you by my... Side!" Discord finally finished what he had to say, and Celestia finally lowered herself enough so his cock was completely surrounded in the warm wetness inside of her.
"Hnngh... Haaaahhhh..." Discord's eyes flittered to the back of his head as orgasm hit him, and his warm cum flooded inside the princess. Celestia gasped loudly as the continuous flow of cum reached her to orgasm as well. Her wings flapped, sending several feathers around the room. Celestia screamed into the sky as she pressed her royal rump down on to him.

Discord closed his eyes, as Celestia slid off of him. The fur around his balls and cock was wet and warm, and he smiled at the great feeling. The organ then became nearly invisible as it folded back into its usual place. Celestia slid off the top of him to lay her head on his soft lion paw. The couple was sweating, and still panting heavily. Celestia put one of her hooves over his chest, and pulled him closer. She loved how surprisingly soft his fur was and the sweet smell of cotton candy and chocolate milk it possessed.

Discord opened his eyes to realize the vines were gone, and the two were cuddling deep in the silk covers. Discord had always dreamed of such a night. Sex that lead to the soft cuddling. Celestia opened her violet eyes as well, and they soon found themselves staring into each other's. Celestia was still hugging him close, and she gave him a quick peck before pulling away.

This moment... This one moment was what Discord dreamed of for thousands of years. From when they first met all the way to every second of every day in his stone prison. Discord wrapped his long body around her, keeping her close.

"I love you, Celestia."

Celestia's eyes opened in surprise. However, Discord's were still closed, an accomplished grin on his face. At last, Celestia drew herself even closer to her mate, kissing him one more time before resting her head.

"And I love you, Discord."