My Little Human
My Little Human
Ah, Ahh, Ahhh!
My Little Human!
I used to wonder what teamwork could be
My Little Human!
Until you all shared it's Awesome with me!
"Spike, can you please turn the Television down," a lavender unicorn mare spoke over the show's theme song, a glowing book, surrounded in deep pink, floating in front of her face. "I'm trying to read over here."
"Aw~ come on, Twilight, it's the season two final of My Little Human, don't you want to watch it with me?"
Twilight Sparkle, the faithful student of princess Celestia, and the one -and only- librarian of Ponyville, turned to the purple dragon. "I wish I could, Spike, but I have a really important project for the princess that needs to get finished as soon as possible."
"But you have until the end of the week, it's not like a half hour of TV is gonna make you late."
"Actually, it's an hour. The season final, remember," Twilight stated.
"O-okay, but an hour of TV won't change anything," Spike said, popping a hand full of popcorn into his mouth. "Besides you love My Little Human, and it's the last two episodes of this season. Do you really want to miss it?"
Twilight sighed. "Well ...no, I don't."
"Then come watch it with me, and if you need help on the project, I'll help out," Spike smiled, bringing his clawed hand up to his eye. "Pinkie promise."
Twilight sighed. It was true, she did want to watch My Little Human, and even the theme song was tempting her to sit down on the couch next to her number one assistant; like Spike said, it was the end of season two and she really wanted to see what happened to Wallace and his friends. Plus, the longer she sat there trying to decide what to do, the more she missed of the final. The mare groaned, as she stood up on all fours and started towards the couch. "Fine, I guess I'll hold off on my project. But only for an hour."
Spike nodded, moving over to make room for Twilight on the couch. "That's alright with me," he said, before turning his attention to the TV screen. The commercials were still running; the baby dragon never liked them, no one did, but they were good for bathroom breaks, if not anything else. "This is gonna be awesome, I just know it!"
"Now, Spike, there's no need to ye-."
"Now back to My Little Human! On the Pub!"
"Yes! It's on! It's on," Twilight cheered in excitement.
Spike just shook his head. And she tells me I'm too loud. He thought, turning to the television. There were only a select few shows that she ever got this excited about, the other two being The Trotting Dead and Marefriends, along with Doctor Whooves, then again, almost everypony Twilight's age he knew liked that show.
The scene on the Television changed to a small park in the human equivalent of Fillydelphia, the four main characters sitting around on the grass, eating as a group of children played near by. Cars drove up and down the road, while extras talked and chatted it up around the group of teens.
"I'll never understand how you guys can eat that stuff," a background character with spiky brown hair muttered, taking a bite of his salad.
The other teen across from him stopped in mid-chew, raising an eyebrow. "What are you talking about, dude? It's just a burger," the girl spoke.
"That's the problem, Jess, you're eating some poor, defenseless animal! And you don't even care!"
Jess sighed, but took another bite nonetheless. "It's not like I turned the thing into a patty, okay. We can't all be vegetarian, you know, besides we need to get protein from somewhere."
"Th-there's always beans."
"...No thanks."
Danny, the youngest of the group, continued fixing his guitar strings, giving them a test strum. "Do you two have to fight about this now? Can't we just have a calm, friends day out."
The tall Arabian boy sitting next to him, nodded. "I agree," Kareem said. "We're all friends here, we shouldn't argue over small things like food choices."
"You know, I've always liked him," Twilight said, suddenly. "He seems like the most level headed of the main four."
"Yeah, but we all know that Danny in best human," Spike replied.
Twilight gave a pony like shrug. "If you say so, Spike, that's your opinion."
"Guys! Guys, I've got great news!"
The four teenagers turned and saw, Wallace, the last member of there small group of friends running towards them. He was around average human height, like Kareem, with light brown hair and bright green eyes, and always seemed like he was dressed to impress.
"Wallace, how's it hangin', stud," Jess greeted, raising her burger.
"I'm good! No, I'm feeling awesome! You won't believe what happened!"
"Dude, we'd know if you told us," Danny said as he placed his guitar on the table.
"Oh ...uh, right." Wallace let himself calm down, before speaking again. "I asked Jenifer to good out with me to prom next week, and she said yes!" And the hype was back.
xxx
Across town at the end of Ponyville near the Everfree forest, a loud squeal in excitement came from Fluttershy's cottage. The pink maned mare leaned forward on the couch, barely containing happiness.
"O-oh my goodness, Angel, can you believe it, Wallace finally asked his crush to go to prom with him," Fluttershy said, smiling. "Isn't that amazing?!" Angel bunny just gave his friend and caretaker a look, then went back to watching the forty inch TV screen. The young rabbit never like the show totally, but it had it's moments, he mostly watched because of Fluttershy, though.
A few seconds later, a loud bang came from the front door as it shot open, startling the shy mare and her bunny, and none other then Rainbow Dash flew in with a rainbow streak trailing behind her. She stopped, hovering over the couch.
"Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, did anything happen, how late am I, who's fighting?" The rainbow Pegasus asked, frantic. "Please tell me I didn't miss anything big."
"Well, noponys fighting right now, but Wallace asked the girl he likes out to prom and she said yes," Fluttershy answered. "Isn't that wonderful~!"
Dash gave a semi shocked expression. "Wait, seriously? I did not see that coming."
"I feel so happy for him, I could just-." Fluttershy inhaled and breathed out, giving a quiet. "Yay!"
"Yeah, that's great and all," Rainbow Dash said, lowering herself onto the empty space on the couch. "But, I'm just waiting to see these guys kick some flank like they did to that one gang of thugs, like, five episodes ago."
"Oh~ a songs starting," Fluttershy exclaimed. Well, as loud as a shy mare like her could exclaim, anyway.
There had been a short time skip to the next night, the night of the Martin High School prom; The four male teenagers were in a room, putting on suits and tying their ties, just as the beat started playing in the background.
"Tonight gonna be great," Danny stated, grinning.
Kareem gave a nod, buttoning the last button on his blazer. "Yep, awesome."
"You guys wanna know what I think," Wallace hopped up on a wooden bench. "I think that~!"
(Wallace)
~Tonight gonna be the greatest night,
The best time of our lives
I don't know about you but,
I'm really feeling confident!
(Danny)
I think you might be right,
So what are we gonna do?
(Kareem)
How about we party until the street lights come on?
The three boys looked at each other for a moment, then nodded. "Yeah!"
(All)
We're gonna party,
until the lights come on!
We're gonna party, all night long!
(Wallace -high note-)
All night long~!
(All)
We're gonna party all night long!
No time to waste,
so let's get started
Baby!
(Danny)
Tons of chicks,
and beautiful girls!
I just can't wait,
To show them a piece of my world!
(Kareem)
Jamming music,
The fun starts now!
How about we show them what we're all about~!
(Wallace -high note-)
Oh, yeah!
Kareem kicks open the tailor store doors, and the four boys walk out into the street; a group of backup dancers following them as they sang in the middle of the street, that for some reason had no cars on the road.
(All & Chorus)
They're/We're gonna party,
Until the lights come on!
They're/We're gonna party,
all night long!
Gonna party
Until the break of dawn!
(Marcus -ending high note-)
All night long!
The song was ended by car screeching into a stop in front of the group, horn blaring loudly in their ears.
"What are you doing? Get out of the road!" The enraged car driver yelled at the boys.
"S-sorry, sir!" Wallace apologized, as he hurried, pushing his friends onto the sidewalk.
The man grunted. "Freakin' teenagers," he muttered, before pulling off.
"That, was, awesome~!" Rainbow Dash, exclaimed, turning to her shy friend. "I mean, the song was almost as good as Sharing, Caring, Rock; don't you think so, Flutter'?"
"I think it was a very delightful song," Fluttershy answered. "Pinkie probably likes it, too."
"Well, of course, what kind of party pony doesn't like a song about partying all night!"
xxx
"That song gives me so many ideas! I should do a party-all-night-until-the-break-of-dawn party~!"
"Don't you already do that for the Summer Sun Celebration?" Sweetie Belle asked the bubbly pink mare sitting next to her.
"Well, yeah," Pinkie said. "But, this would be different because it would be just a normal party that lasts until dawn."
"I'd go to that party," Scootaloo said, before sighing. "I don't think my parents would let me stay out until dawn, though."
"Yeah, Big Sis won't let me stay out, either," Apple Bloom added. "Ah'd have to go in before the moon got too high. An' it'd be worst during a school night."
"That's true ...jeez, school gets in the way of everything."
"Aw~ come on, silly fillies, it's the season final," Pinkie cut in, wrapping her arms around the three fillies. "Let's not get upset over nothing! Let's enjoy it!"
"Okay," Sweetie Belle said, before sighing. "I wish Rarity was here, but she hates this show; I don't even know why, it's fun."
"Oh, that's just because she thinks it's just for little colt and fillies," Pinkie Pie said, smiling widely. "I bet if she sat down and watched a few episodes, she'd really enjoy it!"
"You really think so?"
"I'm super, duper sure, if Spike can get Twilight to join the herd, I pretty sure you have a good chance of getting Rarity to join~!" Pinkie exclaimed, "then we can all watch it like this every week end, with candy, cupcakes and popcorn! ...That reminds me, hows the Humanbooru site coming along, anything new?"
"Well, Ponies are postin' a lot of pictures, but Ah don't think we should be the ones helpin' run it. A lot of the pictures are ...uh, somethin' we want to see again."
"I see," Pinkie said, thoughtfully, bringing her hoof under her chin. She was the one who helped the CMC make the site after all, but some ponies seemed to like posting clop on the site. And lots of clop at that, maybe an adult should monitor the site from now on. She gave the three fillies a smile. "If that's the case, I'll just get somepony like Lyra or maybe Bon-Bon to monitor the site from now on, okay."
"Okay, but we still want credit for the site, we did help make it."
xxx
Across Ponyville in Sweet Apple Archers, Big Macintosh rest on a loveseat in front of his families small TV; Now, Big Mac was a stallion of few words, and didn't really talk much unless he had to. But, by Celestia's name, he would not be caught sitting here by anypony watching My Little Human: Teamwork Is Awesome; Apple Jack was out taking care of somethings in town, Granny Smith was napping, and Apple Bloom was at the Carousel Boutique, so he could sit back, relax and watch the season final without a care in the world.
It wasn't really his fault he liked the show, his little sister had showed it to him. Sure, he acted as if he didn't like it at first, but the internet worked wonders when it came to catching up on stuff you missed and well ...now he was hook on MLH.
"-Dude, he's just a bully, he's not worth it," Jess said, straightening out her prom dress.
Danny shrugged. "I know that, but, hey, someone has to do it," he said, just as he stuck his foot out in the crowd of teenagers and tripped Vandal, the high school jock, giving him a face full of punch bowl as he fell into the table. "Look's like Fall came early this year."
Big Mac chuckled, the one thing he loved about the show was it's humor, and that the voice actors did a good job on the characters. The red farm pony went to take another bite of his apple pie.
Or he would have, if the front door hadn't suddenly opened without warning.
"Mac, Ah'm back, Ah got the new seeds an' Winona's dog foo-." It was Apple Jack, and she was home way sooner then he thought she would be. Big Mac drop his pie on the plate and hurried and changed the channel, but it was too late; Apple Jack had already caught a glimpse of what he was watching.
"Big Mac, what was that ya were jus' watchin'?"
"Uh," he gulped nervously, turning back to the TV. "...Sports."
"Don't lie, Big Mac, Ah mean on the last channel."
"Eeyep, sports."
"Oh, really," Apple Jack grinned playfully, snatching up the remote before her brother could and turned back to the last channel watch.
"-Get ready to get your butt kick like last time, Marcus! You're thugs are no match to the power of teamwork!" Wallace said, standing besides his friends.
"Yeah, for crashing our prom, and ruining my new dress," Jess added, giving a heated glare. "Do you know how much this cost?"
Apple Jack turned to a very distressed looking Big Mac, and her grin got even wider. "Ah didn't know Sports looked like this, Mac."
And just like that, his secret was out. Big Mac sighed, and said the only word he could think to say at the moment; there was no way he was living this down. Just wait till Apple bloom found out, though she'd be happy about it, no doubt.
"Celestia damn it."
Author's Note
Well, this is my first ever MLP fan-fiction, and I didn't want to jump right into anything big. So I made a one shot, inspired by a few stories I read over the last month or so, so tell me how I did, every thing help out. I'm not really used to writing MLP stories, but I feel really good about this one-shot~! So many stories have been popping up in my head, it's good to let one out finally, type it faster then I expected, though. That's weird, for me, anyway.
