Revenge is Like Cider. It's Best Served Cold.
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A Tiny Dash of Poison Joke
Revenge is Like Cider. It's Best Served Cold.
"Okay Applebloom," Applejack said beside her younger sister, "What else do you need?" The red-maned filly looked over the page of the potion recipe book she had borrowed from Zecora. It was laid out on the last bit of free space on the lab bench Applejack had built for her. The rest of the bench in the barn was covered with various test tubes, beakers and flasks. Some sat over burners, filled with different color liquids. Applejack didn't fully understand some of the processes she was looking at. But Applebloom seemed like she knew what she was doing.
"The last part calls for a tiny dash of Poison Joke." Applebloom read aloud. "Be careful not to touch it with your bare hooves." She cautioned.
"I know sis. I remember what happened last time." Applejack said, carefully opening the lid. She shook out just a little bit of the ground-up blue leaves into the brew. Applebloom watched closely, giving the mixture a gentle stir. It was still dark purple.
"We're looking for yellow here..." She said, shaking the flask slightly. As the leaves dissolved, the potion turned a pale yellow. "Success! I did it!" She squealed. "I made a potion all by myself! I didn't need Twilight's help!" There was a small flash of magic as the image of a potion vial appeared on the filly's flank. "I got my Cutie Mark!"
Applejack was already headed to the door with the potion. "Yeah, yeah, whatever, that's great. I'll be back later." She said, not really paying attention. She had to hurry. She was meeting a certain somepony at her cider shack for a special tasting. An invitation she knew the Pegasus wouldn't be able to refuse.
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"Good." Applejack said to herself. "Rainbow Dash wasn't there yet." Applejack have given her very specific instructions.
"Now Rainbow, I'm gonna let you be the first to try this year's cider batch before it goes on sale. But NOT until after noon! Do not be sitting there waiting all morning. Do not be on the farm even a SECOND early. After. Noon."
Applejack looked across the valley at Ponyville town square. She could just make out the clock on the tower. 11:58. She unlocked the cider shack and stepped inside with the potion. She poured a couple of mugs. She made sure to keep track of which one was hers. It had a conspicuous chip in the handle. She added the potion to the other mug of cider. She poked her head out of the door and watched the clock strike noon. A prismatic blur rocketed from the clock tower.
It was like watching fireworks, or lightning. She saw the clock hit noon. But there was always a delay of the sound at this distance. She watched the colorful trail streak across the sky towards her. The first chime of the clock's bells barely reached Applejack before Rainbow did, hot on it's trail, just barely at sub-sonic speeds.
"IT'S AFTER NOON!" Rainbow Dash said, screeching to a halt in front of the work pony.
"Yes it is. Barely." Applejack said. "I know that could not have been easy for you, waiting like that."
"Oh, you have no idea!" She said, practically salivating already.
"Alright, alright, come on inside." Applejack opened the door and stepped inside, passing Dash's mug to her. She threw back nearly the whole thing at once, chugging it with gusto. Applejack realized that she didn't need to bother with making the potion tasteless, it wouldn't have mattered. "HEY! You were supposed to savor it!" Applejack scolded. Secretly she was elated. Now she only needed to wait for the potion to take effect. She poured a second mug for her friend. "This time, enjoy it slowly!"
"Sorry! I just couldn't help myself!" Rainbow Dash apologized, sipping the next one more slowly. "I just needed it so bad."
"I understand." AJ said, getting moist herself with her own wanton excitement. Rainbow closed her eyes and focused on the flavor, the delicious taste, body, and mouth feel of the drink. It was a strong brew this year. She could feel it making her body tingle. The cup grew heavy in her hooves. It felt like the full weight of a mighty stein, a pitcher even. She opened her eyes. It was actually bigger! She must have been seeing things. She wasn't that buzzed yet!
"Wait a minute..." Dash looked around her. Everything was bigger, the room, the barrels, even- "Applejack!" She shouted. AJ couldn't help but laugh at how funny it sounded hearing her tiny, high-pitched yelp. "What gives!?"
"Oh, just a little something extra I added to your cider." AJ laughed. When she finished shrinking, Dash was barely two inches tall. The cider mug positively dwarfed her. "Go on! Drink all you want now." Dash hovered up to the brim of the mug. It was like a giant tub of cider to her. She leaned in and guzzled away. AJ closed the door to the shack while Dash indulged herself. Not that she needed to worry about the tiny pony escaping anyway. Even without the added poison joke, she wouldn't be able to fly straight with all that cider in her now. AJ sat quietly and watched Rainbow's tiny rump bob up and down as she leaned lower into the cup. The orange mare in the corner rubbed her marehood in anticipation, waiting for her tiny marefriend to get her fill.
Dash finally had enough. What would normally be half a barrel was now barely two cups. AJ mentally patted herself on the back at the added benefit to her plan. She'd saved a lot of bits this way. But it wasn't her main motivation. She leaned over and carefully cradled the very inebriated Rainbow Dash in her hooves. She laid back, letting the tiny filly rest on her warm chest. Rainbow nuzzled against her soft, orange fur. AJ gently stoked her tiny friend's back. Dash let out a tiny, microscopic yawn.
Damn that was cute.
But AJ couldn't have her dozing off on her just yet. She wasn't done with her by far. She held her in her hooves, turning her around. Dash just pressed her face into her hoof, about ready to sleep. Applejack stuck out her tongue just a bit, running it under her blue friend. Dash's eyes opened wide as she felt her underbelly become suddenly warm and wet. Her hind legs were straddling AJ's giant tongue as she slowly slid up her tiny body. Each tiny texture of her tongue was multiplied ten fold as it ran up Dash's tiny backside. Her colorful tail was slick with Applejack's saliva.
"Whoa! AJ!" Dash rolled over and tried to back away. She came back with another full lick, running it up and down in between Dash's tiny legs, pleasuring her entire marehood at once. Her warm breath washed over the tiny pony, smelling strongly of the cider she'd just drank.
"Hmm, Rainbow... I can tell why you like this so much now. This is fun." She said. Dash realized what this was all about now. AJ had been pretty steamed about the whole, Appletini incident. Now she was getting her back. Dash leaped from AJ's hoof and immediately realized two important things.
One: She couldn't fly straight to save her life. And two: The door was closed. She was trapped in (to her) cavernous space, but really it was a tiny room, with her horny marefriend. As she tumbled through the air, an orange hoof flew up to meet her, catching her fall. Her hoof was sticky and musky. Dash realized that AJ had been clopping herself silly this whole time. The other hoof brought up the remaining cider mug, as her shaky ground tossed her into the drink. She barely had a moment to surface as she saw AJ's giant visage bring her lips to the edge as the entire mug tilted up on end. Her bath rapidly began to drain into the orange pony's mouth.
By Celestia! She was going to swallow her!
Dash braced herself against AJ's nose as she felt the remaining liquid rush past underneath her, sucking her tail inside AJ's mouth. Just as the last bit vanished, she said "Goodbye Dashie." She opened her mouth wide, her tongue pulling her in. Dash's tiny yelp was muffled by the orange mouth closing around her.
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Dark. Quiet. Warm. Suddenly, a light. A light at the end of the tunnel. Dash walked toward the light. She thought on her life. Her deeds, good and bad. Quietly hoping that her good deeds outweighed her bad, and that she was going to the good hereafter.
"PTTEW." Applejack spat. A sopping wet Dash landed in her hooves. "Nah! I'm just kidding. Could you imagine if I was really like that?"
Dash looked around herself. She was... fine actually. AJ was careful to note that even after a long minute, she hadn't struggled in her mouth for air, or came out gasping, another successful effect of the potion. She was ready. She brought Dash down between her legs and let her rest on her pubic mound, her blue hind legs resting just barely above her sopping wet marehood. Applejack rubbed her back gently. Each downward stoke nudged her closer to her hot slit.
Dash's nose was filled with the overpowering scent of her marefriend's arousal. Her wet fur offered no resistance to her slick descent. Her giant companion moaned in pleasure as she slid over her love nub. She was on her back now with her hind legs bent way back, propping her nethers straight up with Dash resting squarely on top. Dash looked over the top of her mound at AJ panting for her her to get to work. Dash regarded her task in front of her. AJ's clitoris was the size of a pumpkin in her minuscule hooves. She ran her wet hooves all over it, giving it a thorough rubdown. Her reaction was immediate.
"Oh my gosh!" She moaned. Dash's entire world shuddered underneath her. Her hind legs became increasingly unsteady as AJ's fresh juices washed over them. It was like trying to roll bread dough while standing on polished ice. She kept losing her balance as AJ got wetter. Suddenly, AJ used her hoof on Dash's back to rub her whole body against her swollen clit. She shuddered again. She was careful to not use crushing force, But it was hardly what Dash would call comfortable. Behind her, she could see AJ was using a carrot to rut herself with.
"Ngh, Ngh, Ngh. Oh, Rainbow, you ready?" The ecstatic mare moaned. Dash didn't even have time to answer. Not that it would have likely mattered either way. Below her, AJ pulled the carrot from her hot depths and pushed Rainbow down to her aching entrance. In an instant, Rainbow Dash was face to face with Applejack's vagina.
"APPLEJAMMFFHH." She was cut off as Applejack stuffed Rainbow Dash into her pussy. It was just her head inside at first. Snug as it was a fit, Applejack was confident. Dash's hooves resisted at first, trying to push herself out. But Applejack's giant hoof behind her was many time stronger than the tiny pony. Dash realized that she was only going one way. And that was in. AJ felt her tiny friend stop fighting and her hoof put more pressure on the tiny backside sticking out of her. With a final push, she shoved Rainbow Dash the rest of the way inside her body.
With that over with, Dash waited a second and started to try to turn herself around inside Applejack. As soon as she started to feel her squirm, AJ acted. After all, she had tried to do the same thing herself last time.
"Oh, no you don't!" AJ said to the movement in her tummy. Before Dash could get any real footing in the tight, slick tunnel, she felt the blunt end of a giant carrot behind her, stuffing her deeper inside. "You're staying in for a good long while!" AJ said, pushing the carrot the rest of the way inside her. As the other end vanished inside of Applejack's folds, Dash was brought to bear against AJ's innermost barrier. He face pressed against the giant cervix. She pushed back against the carrot, but it was like trying to move an entire tree! And it didn't help that AJ's walls clamped down on it each time Rainbow moved inside her. She struggled and pushed, trying to escape somehow.
"Ooh oOH oooh!" Applejack's body quivered and writhed. Rainbow Dash was driving her crazy squirming around inside her. A rush of Applejack's marecum rushed passed her, dislodging the carrot somewhat. Applejack noticed the carrot starting to slip from her nethers. "Uh ah, can't be having that. I think today would be a good day for these..." Rainbow felt her whole world spin. Applejack stood up, grabbing a pair of denim shorts that Rarity had made for her. It had been too warm for them lately. But today they would serve a more practical purpose.
Inside, Dash was repeatedly mashed and squeezed and Applejack's muscles moved and flexed around her. She's gained a bit of room as the carrot slid out more. She worked her orange legs into the form-fitting jeans. As her bottom filled the seat of the shorts, they pushed the carrot completely back inside her, locking it in place. There was no chance of her getting out now. AJ smirked. Her work here was done. And she was quite hungry.
Rainbow Dash sloshed back and forth inside Applejack as she trotted back to the farm house. She couldn't believe this was happening. She punched and kicked at her vaginal walls. It only served to stimulate AJ further. "Whoa, easy there Rainbow, you're gonna go and make me cream my shorts!" Rainbow heard AJ's voice, muffled through her body. Dash gave her cervix a nip with her teeth. AJ yelped.
"HNNG!" AJ tensed up all her muscles and squeezed. Dash felt herself being crushed by AJ strong walls. "You knock that off right now, you hear? Or I'll squeeze the ever-lovin' life right outta you!" Dash stopped, resigning to her tiny, wet prison.
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Applejack sat at the table for lunch. Joining her was the rest of the Apple family.
"You okay dear?" Granny Smith asked, "You seem a bit flushed." Applejack had been trying her best to keep her composure through the meal, but Rainbow wasn't making it easy for her. As soon as she heard the other voices around outside Applejack, she started kneading and pawing at her inner walls. AJ had to bite her lip to stifle the tiny orgasms she was having. Especially when Rainbow started working her hooves into her cervix, thrusting them in and out. THAT was a new sensation she was not ready for. Before long, Dash had both of her hooves in, spreading her open. AJ felt dizzy. She needed to sit down.
As she sat down and settled her weight on her rump, the carrot got pushed deeper than ever, stuffing a very-surprised Rainbow Dash forward into the cervix she was working, stuffing her inside. Both Applejack and Dash gulped. Neither had planned for this to happen. At least she had a bit more room to move around, Dash decided. But the sudden rush of fear and adrenaline has cause AJ to clamp down behind her. Carrot or not, she was really trapped now.
"Uh, actually Granny," Applejack stuttered as sweat began to roll down her forehead, "I think I need to go." She said as she got up from the table.
"Don't forget the pie for your friend!" Granny called after her. Oh no, the pie! She had completely forgotten the last part of her plan.
"I won't." She called back. She rushed upstairs and tossed off her soaked shorts, pulling the practically-pickled carrot from her pussy. "Rainbow, can you hear me? Gimmie a kick if you can." She watched a tiny hoof poke from her tummy. "Okay, good, your okay." Several more kicks came. "Right, maybe not exactly 'okay', but I'm gonna get you out of there. I just need to do one more thing." She ran downstairs and grabbed the pie and headed out. "I'm gonna get the antidote!"
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The sun crept low in the sky. Applejack waited by the appointed tree for the antidote to arrive. "Now Dash, I'm gonna send some of the antidote in there, and you have to drink it. You'll start to get bigger slowly, and when you do, you should be able to push yourself out. Kick twice if you understand." She felt two kicks.
Soarin lofted down from the sky.
"Hello again." He said to Applejack.
"Hello yourself, Soarin." She greeted in a sultry tone.
"Soarin?!" Dash screamed inside AJ. The orange mare ignored her.
"Do you have it?" He asked. AJ pulled the cloth from the basket. "MY PIE!" He cried, practically diving on it.
"Ah, ah!" AJ stopped him. "You have to earn it." She said as she wiggled her rump at him. He understood immediately, grabbing her supple hips. "Whoa hold on!"
"Hmm?" He asked.
"Oh, I was just talking to... myself." She said. Dash started to panic. She tried to force her way out. She mustered all her strength and pushed her head out through Applejack's cervix. She was immediately faced with Soarin's cock rushing at her full speed, slamming her back inside. "Oh golly!" Applejack moaned as he bottomed out inside her. "That's right! Buck me!"
Dash felt her whole world being shaken back and forth as Applejack was rutted senseless around her. This was asinine! She said she was going to get the antidote, and here she was rutting the stallion of her dreams while she was still trapped inside!
Soarin clearly had the pie on his mind more than her pleasure. She felt him begin to flare inside her. "Hgn, ngh, getting close!" He grunted.
"Go ahead! I'm off my cycle!" AJ said. He tensed up and rammed it home a final time, exploding inside her. Torrents of his seed filled her vagina quickly. With nowhere else to go, it began rushing into her womb, drenching Rainbow. "Yeah! That's right! Drink up!" She said. Soarin had no idea what the crazy mare was talking about.
'Drink up? Drink up what?' Whatever. He got to cum and now he could have his pie. He pulled out of her and began to chow down.
'Useless stallion.' AJ thought. This was why she preferred mares. Inside her, Rainbow Dash heard her. 'Drink up.' She was practically swimming in Soarin's cum. She'd always dreamed of drinking it, but not quite like this. She scooped several hoof fulls into her mouth. She felt the effect. The tiny room around her grew smaller. She grew bigger. Applejack groaned, and fell on her side. Soarin took notice as soon as her belly started to swell.
"WHA WHAT! I thought you said you were off your cycle!" He yelled. "I'm too young for this!"
"OHHH SOARIN! Shut up and help me!" She screamed as her tummy stretched and grew taught. Come on Rainbow! Get out of there!
Inside, Rainbow was big enough to push against the top of AJ's uterus, and force her way out. Her growth was slow, but steady. She was running out of time!
"OH MY GOSH!" Applejack cried out. "You're gonna split me in two!" She squeezed her muscles like she remembered from her mid-wife class. Dash felt herself getting pushed out. Her hips made it out of her womb just in time. But she was growing faster now. She was nearly triple her smallest size. Her whole body completely filled Applejack's birth canal. Soarin waited just outside. Applejack pushed again.
"I- I can see the head!" Soarin said. He felt like he was going to throw up. "You push, I'll pull!" Rainbow's head popped free, she felt his hooves on her shoulders, pulling her the rest of the way out. She was still slick with her juices and his cum. She grew back to full size before his eyes, as Applejack laid panting on the ground. Rainbow looked up at the shocked stallion.
"Oh. Hey Soarin."
