Interdimensional Silliness And Fallout

by Bendy

Rating: mature
Tags: Princess Luna, Science Fiction, Comedy, Random, Princess Celestia, Crossover, Sex, Human, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Dark
Length: 991

Celestia deals with some interdimensional silliness and the Fallout universe.

Celestia deals with some interdimensional silliness and the Fallout universe.

Warning: Sex and silliness. Don't worry no incest.

This fan fiction just took about ten minutes to write, should not be taken seriously.

Published 2014-03-05 21:00:02 UTC
Last updated 2014-03-05 21:00:02 UTC

Interdimensional Silliness And Nuclear War

War. War never changes.

Since the dawn of the human race, when our ancestors had first discovered the killing power of rock and bone, blood has been spilled in the name of everything: from God, to justice, to simple psychotic rage and if you're a fan of Justin Bieber.

In the year 2077, after millennia of armed conflict, the destructive nature of man could sustain itself no longer. The world was plunged into an abyss of nuclear fire and radiation.

But it was not, as some misanthropes had predicted, the end of the world. Instead, the apocalypse was simply the prologue to another bloody chapter of human history. For man had succeeded in destroying the world - but war, war never changes.

In the early days, thousands were spared the horrors of the holocaust by taking refuge in enormous underground shelters, known as vaults. But when they emerged, they had only the hell of the wastes to greet them.

And now Humanity was to be judged by pastel horses from another universe.

***

"… And Humans are evil, let's kill them all and eat their babies!" shouted a deep voice.

Princess Celestia was sat on her throne looking irritated, as a bright red Alicorn with black stripes was shouting about how he hated Humanity before her throne. He has been here for the last hour screaming his hate for Humanity.

"Buttywhooper! For the last time no!" she shouted.

"What? We must commit genocide on Humanity! Because Humans have small penises and---

Princess Celestia flashed her horn banishing the annoying Alicorn named Buttywhooper back to his own reality of horrible OCS.

As soon as the annoying Alicorn was gone, the doors on the opposite side of the hall opened. Followed by Princess Luna walking in.

"So, did the dimensional visitor offer any good advice?"

Celestia looked down at the floor and sighed. "No. He just kept on rambling about how he hates Humanity and wants us to destroy them."

"Oh my, what an idiot."

"So what do you suppose we do about Humanity? Should we help them by healing their planet?"

"I personally think it is none of our business to interfere with the affairs of other universes. Besides, I think this universe does not need our help."

"And if it does?"

"Then we shall rescue them if they need us."

"Yeah, but didn't you say we should not interfere with the affairs of other universes?"

" Well, I guess. But I hate seeing an entire species dying. Plus I have a huge Human fetish."

"Yeah" --- her eyes widen in shock. "Oh sweet me!!"

Both sisters gasped in shock as they saw with their seeing into other universe powers the annoying Alicorn known as Buttywhooper, whom held a pink potion vile in his right hoof as he stood outside vault 101 in the Capital Wasteland.

"Oh no, we must do something! If The Lone Wanderer is turned into a Pony! It may very well mean the end of the Human race!"

"Don't worry, I'll kill him." Celestia flashed her horn, she used her overpowered magic to summon Nicolas Cage before her throne. "Deal with him."

He nodded his head and teleported into the universe right in front of Buttywhooper.

"Nicolas Cage?! Noooooo!" shouted Buttywhooper in horror.

Nicolas Cage fired two red laser beams from his eyes, which vaporized Buttywhooper to dust. And then Nicolas Cage went home to his own reality to eat some chocolate cake.

***

"There sister, he's dead." said Celestia.

"Ah, good."

With that Luna walked out of the throne room. As soon as Luna left however, there was a blinding flash, followed by the appearance of a grotesque fat caucasian Human male neckbeard riddled with acne, whom wore black sandals, a pink shirt with Pinkie Pie on it and pink shorts.

"Yes! At last I'm away from evil Humanity and in the perfect magical land of Equestria!"

Celestia placed her right hoof over her face and sighed. "Oh, no. Not another misanthrope." she said quietly.

Celestia eyes went bright red in rage as he felt the Human hugging her, the smell of his body odor even worse than Zoidberg's. Celestia felt like killing him, but she could not bring herself to harm him, mostly because she pitied him.

"Equestria is so perfect!"

"No, it's not!" she flashed her horn, teleporting the Human back before her throne."

"It is!"

"No, it's not. Now, I'm going to send you back to your own reality."

"Wait, I want to live in the magical land of Equestria!"

"OK! If you go have a shower, I'll use my magic to make you thin and give you a giant monster cock."

"Yay! And then we commit genocide on Humanity?"

"Get out!" she shouted flashing her horn, thus teleporting the Human back into his own reality, where he cried like a bitch before his computer in his messy room. Celestia took pity on him and immediately regretted doing that. So thus she teleported him back into her own universe before her and then wrapped her wings around him, giving him a gentle hug. "There there." she patted him on back. "I'm sorry, Okay?" There was a flash of light, and it revealed the fat Human was actually Discord. "Discord!?" she shouted.

He laughed and then snapped his fingers, which resulted in him disappearing in a blinding flash of light.

"I can't believe I fell for that."

***

Elsewhere Luna was on her bed being fucked in all holes by Nicolas Cage and two red lobster man known as Zoidbergs. All three had a giant penis, but Nicolas Cage's penis was the biggest of them all.

Nicolas Cage's monster cock was down Luna's throat, while one Zoidberg fucked her up the butthole, while the other Zoidberg lay underneath her fucking her up the pussy. Both Zoidbergs clicked their claws excitedly.

The foursome went on all night long.

The End