THE PEACEKEEPER

by MadnessCombat101

Rating: teen
Tags: Comedy, Random, Crossover, Human
Length: 3089

This is based of the iPhone game called 'the peacekeeper'. The Peackeeper sits all day in the trench defending his peace.

After defeating the three final bosses , the peacekeeper finds himself near Ponyville. Being the insane soldier that he is , he will most likely yell at everypony and cause a lot of chaos.
This is based on the iPhone game 'Peacekeeper'.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-03-06 23:28:37 UTC

STATS

Armor: 8

Gun body:7

Mags: 7

Ammo dmg: 7

Backpack: 7

Gun canon (spread of bullets):3

Grenade: 5

Health (recharge): 6

Emp: 5

Name: The Peacekeeper

Occupation : Defending his peace

Likes: Peace , guns , and explosions

Dislikes: Hooligans , ruffians , people who try to steal his peace , and the psychiatrist.

Chapter 1

The Peacekeeper stood in victory after he defeated the three bosses who dared to steal his peace. He was now more powerful than any enemy imaginable. He shook his fist at the ruffians while they ran for thier lives. The Peacekeeper however did not notice the portal that formed right behind him. He heard the cracking sound of electricity and looked behind him. He was violently sucked through the portal , taking both him and his peace.

MEANWHILE IN EQUESTRIA...

Princess Twilight Sparkle was organizing all the books in the library with the help of her assistant Spike. They were close to being done but the floor vibrated as the sound of a large explosion was heard in the distance. It took the two a few seconds to recover from the suprise earthquake. Spike looked in horror at all the books on the floor.

"Why!?" Exclaimed Spike as he fell to his knees."Why dose stuff always happen when we're so close to finishing!?"

"Nevermind that , Spike." Said Twilight. "What could have caused that to happen?"

Twilight trotted to the door and opened it. Ponies  were doing the same thing and peeked outside. Twilight looked to the direction where the explosion came from. She had a bad feeling about this and decided to gather her friends. They would have to find what caused all this.

25 minutes later...

The mane six were gathered together in the outskirts of Ponyville. Smoke and ash filled the air in the explosion radius. Luckily the blast didn't harm anypony.

"So what do ya think happened?" Asked Applejack. "I was in the middle of apple buckin but then a explosion made all the apples fall down."

" I'm not sure , but whatever it is could be dangerous." Explained Twilight. "So be ready for anything."

" Whatever it is woke me up from a well deserved nap!" Complained Rainbow Dash.

A loud moaning caught them off guard. The smoke started to clear up which showed the silhouette of a bipedal creature. The we're silent as they watched the silhouette stare back at them.

Peacekeeper POV.

The Peacekeeper got up from the ground but imediatly feel back down. Every single bone in his body ached. The heavy weight of his armor and backpack didn't help him either. He tried to push himself up again but this time it hurt even worse. He lay on the ground and tried to find something to help him. The great feeling of hope filled him as he lay eyes on his trusty assault rifle.

He reached for his beloved rifle and dragged it to his side. He let out a loud moan of pain while he used his rifle to prop himself up onto his feat. After a short moment of gaining his breath , he had the tormenting feeling this being watched. He turned his head to where he thought the gaze was coming from. The smoke cleared and The Peacekeeper's heart skipped a beat.

In front of him were six silhouettes of equine creatures. The Peacekeeper noticed how short they were and imediatly jumped to the conclusion that it was six ponies. He must have teleported onto a farm or something. There is no way that six ponies could be dangerous and besides the farmer who lives here might be nice enough to help him.

His thoughts were cut drastically short when the smoke cleared completely. 15 or so yards infront of him were brightly colored ponies. They stared back at him with mixed expressions. The blue one that smelled of skittles was somewhat surprised. The yellow one was shaking violently. The white one looked at his armor in awe. The orange one looked confused. The pink one was bouncing up and down. The purple one looked at him in fascination.

His expression however could not be seen. His face was covered by a helmet with a mask that resembled a human skull. His armor was a mix of titanium , steel , iron , and gold colored details. He both looked menacing and awesome at the same time.

Both him and the ponies stared for what felt like minutes. None of them said a single word or showed any sign of greeting... That is until the purple one trotted slowly to him and cleared her throat.

"Hello and welcome to Equestria." Began Twiligt Sparkle while trying to hide her fear. " I'm Princess Twilight Sparkle. What's your name?"

"AHHHHHHH!!!" Screamed The Peacekeeper as his aimed his rifle."DID YOU JUST TALK?! HOW IN THE NAME OF ALL THAT IS PEACEFUL?! DON'T YOU DARE COME CLOSER OR I'LL SHOOT!"

" Is that a threat?!" Asked Rainbow Dash as she approached The Peackeeper. "If you wanna do this the hard way , wel'll do this the hard way!"

The rest of the mane six approached the peacekeeper ( except Fluttershy ). They got in defensive positions and waited for a response from The Peacekeeper.

"BACK AWAY YOU RUFFIANS!" Shouted The Peackeeper as he readied a EMP. " IM NOT AFRIAD TO FIGHT YOU! YOU THINK YOU CAN JUST COME OVER HERE AND STEAL MY PEACE FROM ME?! IM MORE PEACEFUL THAN ANYONE ONE OF YOU!"

The ponies were thrown off of thier concentration when they heard what he said. How was he more peaceful than them and what dose he mean by 'steal his peace'? Fluttershy approached when she heard the words escape from his mouth.

"We don't want to hurt you." Explained Fluttershy softly. " We just wanted to see if you were alright. We didn't mean to upset you and I can assure that we don't want to steal your peace."

The Peacekeeper for ounce in his life listened to what she said. He lowered his rifle and walked up slowly to her.

"YOU DON'T WANT TO STEAL MY PEACE?!" Shouted The Peacekeeper.

" I'm positive that we don't want to harm you and your peace." Said Fluttershy letting a small smile spread across her face.

"YOU PROMISE?!" Shouted The Peacekeeper ounce more.

" I promise." Said Fluttershy.

Before any of them could say anything else , the howls of wolves were heard from the Everfree Forest. They directed thier attention to the forest as a pack of timberwolves arrived. They must have heard the explosion. The ponies went back into defensive position. The Peackeeper aimed his rifle and got ready to fight....

END OF CHAPTER 1

Chapter 2

The temper wolves growled and showed thier sharp wooden teeth to the group. The mane six kept thier defensive stance but started to back away slowly as more of them showed up. Within ten seconds , twenty five timber wolves showed up. This was way too many for them to handle. More and more timber wolves showed up to the point of atleast fifty. They were about to retreat but were interrupted as The Peacekeeper let out a battle cry that could be heard from miles.

He charged as fast as he could and opened fire on the army of timber wolves. Five of them exploded into prices from the gunfire. More and more suffered the same fate. A timber wolf pounced onto his shoulder and bit into his armor. The Peacekeeper was not having any of that so he threw the wolf to the ground and stomped on its head.

Five timber wolves charged at him from the left. The Peacekeeper threw a grenade towards them and they were annihilated in the blast. More of them charged from all sides. The Peacekeeper let out a EMP blast that electrocuted all of them in waves of pure electric current. He opened fire on the ones who were caught in the blast. Only about six timber wolves remained. The Peacekeeper threw one last grenade and finished them.

"PEACE OFF!" He yelled as the grenade sent bits of timber wolf all over the area.

The Peacekeeper stood in victory and shook his left fist in the air. He was not used to combat that was outside of a trench but now that he tried it , he felt as if he were on top of the world right now. On his HUD he saw that he earned a massive amount of currency he could use to buy upgrades with. He put it to the side and decided to upgrade his gear later.

"PEACE RESTORED!!!" He yelled in a volume that was much greater than the royal Canterlot voice.

He turned around and saw that the ponies from earlier were all starring at him slack jawed. They were all trying to comprehend what they had witnessed. They stayed that way for about ten more seconds until the rainbow one spoke up.

"That... That was awesome!" Cheered Rainbow Dash.

"That timber wolf didn't even damage your armor!" Exclaimed Rarity. " What is it made of? I must know!"

They were cut short as the sound of a chariot was heard coming down towards them .The chariot landed on the grass and a tall white pony that was a bit taller than The Peacekeeper came out. Her mane flowed without any wind. Her posture was majestic. The Peacekeeper was more interested in one thing however.

"YOUR MANE IS MADE OF PEACE!" Exclaimed The Peacekeeper as he dashed as fast as he could.

He was stopped by Pegasus guards as they landed from the sky. They pointed thier non menacing spears at him. He returned the gesture and aimed his rifle.

The mane six galloped to the scene and stopped him before he did anything drastic happened. The Peacekeeper still had his vision exclusively on Princess Celestia's flowing mane of peacefulness.

"So you are the disturbance I felt." said Celestia while giving him a not amused look.

"Disturbance?" Asked Twilight while tilting her head to the side.

"Did I not send you a letter?" Asked Celestia as if she knew that she had forgotten.

"YOUR MANE IS MORE BEAUTIFUL THAN ALL THE PEACE IN MY PEACE FARM!!" Shouted The Peacekeeper.

"Peace farm?" Asked Applejack being amused that such a skilled warrior had a farm.

The Peacekeeper turned his vision away from Celestia's mane to Applejack. "YEAH! I HAVE THIS PEACE FARM BACK HOME AND ALL THESE HOODLUMS KEEP TRYING TO STEAL ALL MY PEACE! THEY ALWAYS COME IN WAVES AND SHOOT AT ME SO I SHOOT THEM UNTIL THEY EXPLODE! THEY THINK THEY ARE MORE PEACEFUL THAN ME BUT I SHOWED THEM WHAT FOR! I RESTORED PEACE TO MY FARM AND ALL THE LAND OR SOMETHING!! I CAN'T BLAME THEM THOUGH! I HAVE HUNDREDS OF GALLONS OF PEACE ON THE FARM!"

Everypony had not understood much of what he just said but they got the main idea on what he ment. Even the guards gave him weird looks. Princess Celestia however was interested in this 'farm of peace' idea.

"That's not how peace works." Said one of the guards.

The Peacekeeper spun around and glared at them in pure hatred. "WHICH ONE OF YOU SAID THAT?! MY PEACE FARM IS AWESOME AND IF YOU DON'T LIKE THAT , I CAN SHOW YOU HOW PEACEFUL I AM!!!"

The guards backed up slowly away from him. One of them tripped on what was left of a timber wolf. Princess Celestia and the guards noticed all the wood littering the area.

"I can explain!" Said Twilight so that The Peacekeeper doesn't make any more bad impressions.

After about 28 minutes of explaining the story , Princess Celestia was impressed. She turned her gaze to The Peacekeeper who was watching a butterfly fly by his head in wonder.

" I don't usually do this but since you protected my student and her friends , I would like to repay you." Explained Celestia which got The Peacekeeper's full attention.

"ANYTHING?!" Shouted The Peacekeeper."CAN I TOUCH YOUR MANE?!"

" Uhhh... Sure." Said Celestia now regretting every single word she just said.

The Peacekeeper wasted no time and burried his face in her ever flowing mane. The peacefullness filled him with feelings of hope and joy. He wrapped his arms around her , giving her the biggest hug he could manage...

Some time passed and they discussed where he would stay until he could go back home. They all agreed that he could stay in Applejack's barn because he was used to staying at his farm... Well actually he spent most of his time in a trench but that doesn't matter.

END OF CHAPTER 2

Chapter 3

24 hours since The Peacekeeper's disappearance...

The are was scorched and drenched with blood. Limbs and organs can be seen on the ground. The horrible sight has been gotten used to though. The raiders marched to The Peacekeeper's trench. The unnerving silence tormented them... Well most of them.

"Where is he?" whispered Private Richard. "Is this some sort of trap?"

"Not sure."answered Sergeant Jefferson. "Wherever he is , we must remain quie-"

Sergeant Jefferson was interrupted as one of the suicide bombers screamed at the top of his lungs. The suicide bomber dashed as fast as he could with a bomb duck taped to his back. When he arrived at the trench , he fell down face first into it.

"WHERE IS MR.SHOOTY MAN?!"Exclaimed the suicide bomber. "I JUST WANT A HUG!"

Thankfully the bomb's fuse was not lit. The bomber looked around and even under a boulder but didn't find The Peacekeeper. Everyone else didn't know what to think. Dose this mean they won? Was he dead? Is his peace still there?.

"YEAH!" cheered one of the many raiders. "THE PEACE IS OURS!"

Everyone else cheered and ran to the trench. They looked everywhere but no peace was found. There was no trace of The Peacekeeper's exsistance in the trench. Everyone groaned in defeat.

"No!" screamed one of the red riflemen." Why must this happen?!"

"Game over man! Game over!" Shouted one of the shotgunners.

"I LIKE TO EAT PASTE!" Exclaimed one of the bombers.

"NO! AHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHH AHHH!" Screamed in of the riot soldiers before he put a bullet through his head.

They all went home defeated. There was no loot or anything to take. This was exactly thier worst nightmare.

Meanwhile in Equestria...

The Peacekeeper woke up from his slumber. He slowly got up from the bail of hay that he used as a bed. He couldn't really complain since he couldn't take off any of his armor. He grabbed his rifle and headed towards the barn door. He almost opened it until a knocking could be heard from the other side. The Peacekeeper opened the door to reveal Applejack.

"Good mornin!" Greeted Applejack getting only a blank yet creepy stare from The Peacekeeper. " Would ya like some breakfast? Don't ya worry , I already explained my family about ya. Just don't act up too much now."

Applejack led him to the door of the house. The smell of fresh baked apple pie and pancakes filled the air. The interior of the house was mainly constructed of wood. The wallpaper was started to come off at some areas and there was a rocking chair next to the staircase. Applejack led The Peacekeeper to the kitchen.

"I would like ya to meet mah family." Said Applejack letting a smile appear on her face.

Silence filled the room for a breed moment. Everypony was inspected thier guest. Applebloom seemed the most interested while Big Mac looked like he was deep in thought. However Granny Smith gave The PeaceKeeper a warm smile.

"This is Applebloom." Said Applejack as she pointed her hoof to her little sister. " She usually helps with the chores."

"This is Big Mac." Said Applejack while pointing a hoof to her big brother. " He dose a lot of hard work and heavy liftin around here."

"Eeyup." Said Big Mac in pride as he lifted up a old oven.

"YOU REMIND ME OF THISE GUYS WHO THROW AXES AT ME!" Shouted The Peacekeeper. "I ALWAYS LIKE TO SHOOT THEIR LEGS OFF!"

Big Mac quickly and carefully put the oven down before backing away slowly. Applejack shot a glare at The Peacekeeper.

"Well anyway... This here is-" Applejack was interrupted quickly by her grandma.

"Im Granny Smith!" Greeted Granny Smith with enthusiasm. "I like to do the cookin around her. I may be old but ah can cook a mean apple pie!"

Everypony gathered up and sat down at the table. Granny smith served a plate of fresh cooked pancakes to everyone. The Peacekeeper grabbed a fork and stabbed it straight into his pancakes. Without any sort of warning , he shoved all the pancakes to where his mouth should be. While the pancakes were being absorbed by his helmet , he decided to go to the upgrade store on his HUD.

After a few seconds of shopping for upgrades , his body was enveloped by a bright light. The light disappeared in a flash that could be compared to a flash bang grenade. After recovering from the flash the apple family looked at The Peacekeeper. His armor was now dark grey with few gold colored details. It was slightly more bulky and it looked like samurai armor. He had a armored plate where his mouth was located and a red glowing visor. His backpack was larger and his rifle was more hitech.

"Wow!" Exclaimed Applebloom. "You look different! I didn't k ow you could use magic!"

"MAGIC?" Shouted/Asked The Peacekeeper. "MAGIC ISN'T REAL! I JUST WENT TO THE STORE!"

"Store?" Applebloom asked. "What store?"

"THE ONE THAT LIVES IN MY HEAD!" Shouted/Explained The Peacekeeper. "NOW IF YOU EXCUSE ME , IM GONNA GO TAKE A WALK!"

The Peacekeeper ran out the door which ripped it off it's hinges. Everypony just looked at the door for a moment. Big Mac sighed and went to go get his tools. It wasn't the first time somepony did that.

The Peacekeeper quickly marched down the streets of Ponyville. This grabbed everypony's attention and atleast a quarter of them ran away in panic. The Peacekeeper went to his next destination... The Sugarcube Corner.

END OF CHAPTER 3

STATS 2

Armor:9

Gun body:8

Mags:8

Ammo Dmg:8

Backpack:8

Gun canon (bullet spread):7

Grenade:7

EMP:7

Health(recharge):7