Diamond Tiara Gets Everyone In Detention
It was a beautiful day in the Ponyville Schoolhouse; and Diamond Tiara was passing out ‘answers to today’s pop quiz’
“Are you sure these are correct?” Asked Archer.
“Of course they are. Why would you think otherwise? Don’t answer that.” Said Diamond Tiara.
Diamond and Silver proceeded to handout all the ‘answers’ when...“Alright my little ponies; it’s time for class.” Said Cheerilee cheerily *Heh heh* from the door to the schoolhouse.
As the students all entered single filed Diamond Tiara tripped Snails.
“Get off the ground Snails!” Scolded Cheerilee.
“Yes Mish. Shmeerilee!” Snails’ tongue slipped as he quickly got up.
“That will be ‘Cheerilee’ and do you want a detention?”
“No.” Said Snails looking down.
Inside, Cheerilee sat down in her chair.
*SPSPPS!* The children laughed.
Cheerilee found a whoopee cushion in her chair. She put it in her desk’s drawer, “ALRIGHT! WHO DID IT!?”
“Scootaloo did it!” Stated Diamond Tiara.
“WHAT?” Shouted Scootaloo, “No I didn’t!”
“SEE! She said she did it!” Mocked DT.
“No I didn’t...did not” Scootaloo corrected, “I said I did not do it!”
“Scootaloo.” Stated Cheerlee rubbing her temple, “You should know better. Lying is wrong; apologize and I’ll drop this whole thing.”
“But Miss. Cheerilee, I didn’t do it!”
Glaring at her now, Cheerilee retorted, “Since you refuse to accept responsibility for your actions, CORNER, NOW!”
Scootaloo sadly got up, and trotted up to the stool. As Scootaloo placed herself on the stool, Cheerliee opened up a drawer, brought out a white pointy cap, and placed it on Scootaloo’s hat.
“Now I want you to think about what you’ve done.” Cheerilee said then trotted back to her seat, “Now, Dinky; can you tell me who Bright Mind was?”
“Bright Mind was a Canterlot Noble.”
“Correct. In what matter did he give his life for his country?”
“He was hunged.”
“No. He was hanged.” Corrected Cheerilee.
“Oh...hanged.” Restated an embarrassed Dinky.
Diamond Tiara was smirking at poor Dinky’s answer that she gave her, ‘This is going to be good’ thought DT.
“Diamond Tiara.” Called Cheerilee, “When was the evil minotaur Strong Bully finally defeated?”
“672 CR.”
“Correct.”
‘I can’t wait to see what happens to the other stupid classmates.’ Thought DT fighting her smirk.
“Twist. What were Bright Mind’s last words before they hanged him?”
“He thaid ‘aaaaaah.’” Answered Twist. Cheerilee raised her eyebrow at this. Twist realized from the eyebrow something was wrong and sunk below her desk.
Shrugging it off for now, Cheerilee continued, “Featherweight. Where is the Crystal Empire?”
“Where it’s cold.” Answered Featherweight.
Cheerilee was started to get really annoyed, “Peachy Pie. What was Star Swirl The Bearded’s mother’s name?”
Scared by Cheerilee’s ticked off tone, Peachy’s eyes looked around the room, then she stated, “Mrs. Swirl.”
Cheerilee rose up, roughly knocked on her desk, then said, “Are you children trying to be funny!?!” Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon were smirking now.
Cheerilee sat back down, then said, “Button Mash. What did the artist Toola Roola say when her landlord threatened to throw her out after failing to pay her rent for eight months?”
“She said something to get her to stay.” Answered Button Mash.
Cheerilee started to lose her patience, somepony is in for a very long and miserable detention.” Button Mash’s mouth went slightly agape, then he slowly sat down.
“Pina Colada. What did Stonecold, the mayor of Fillydelphia do while it burned?”
“I don’t know, but he should have hulled water to the fire.” Answered Pina Colada, earning the scariest glare she has ever seen on Cheerilee’s face.
Turning to another student Cheerilee said, “Rumble. What was The Terror?”
“A Terror.” Answered Rumble.
“WHAT IS THIS!?” Shouted Cheerilee. The class all looked at each other.
“Archer. What famous words did Celestia say when she shot Tirek with the Elements of Harmony?”
“Fire one.” Answered Archer.
Cheerilee tried to stay cool, but that was not happening, “I’m going to punish the next child who gives a foolish answer severely!”
“Pipsqueak. Who was the young lad who first discovered the legendary genie?”
“Aladdin.” Answered Pipsqueak.
Cheerilee was mad, what was wrong with her class today; everypony knows the answer is not Aladdin. She storned towards Pip in total anger. She picked Pip up and placed him in the corner next to Scootaloo.
After Cheerilee went back to her desk she announced, “I will give the rest of you a chance; I’ll ask you each a question, and whoever doesn’t give a foalish answer will not receive detention.”
Only The two spoiled brats and the CMC didn’t give goofy answers.
Later at recess only DT, Silver Spoon, Applebloom, and Sweetie Belle were allowed recess
“That wasn’t nice Diamond!” Scolded Applebloom, “Giving all those silly answers to our class mates is a new low, even for you! And must I get started on what you did to Scootaloo!”
“Shut up blank flank! I’m telling Miss. Cheerilee!” Shouted Diamond Tiara.
“What are you possibly gonna say to her?” Argued Sweetie Belle.
Diamond grinned an evil grin; she picked up a rock, and smashed her own left eye with it, “AAAAAAAAH!” Screamed Diamond who, alongside Silver Spoon, ran towards the schoolhouse, “Miss. Cheerilee! Miss. Cheerilee! Applebloom and Sweetie Belle threw a rock at me!”
“What?” Said a shocked Cheerilee.
Cheerilee trots over to the two CMC members and says, “You two! Come with me!”
“But we didn’t do anything.” Protested Sweetie Belle.
“I don’t want to hear it, now march!” Scolded Cheerilee.
After school, only Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon were the only fillies allowed to stay home.
“That was too rich Diamond Tiara, you managed to get all the other kids in detention. How did you do it?” Said Silver Spoon.
“It’s all talent my friend. Unlike this talentless writer.” *HEY!*
“What can you not accomplish?” Asked Silver Spoon.
“Oh you haven’t seen anything yet.”
The two spoiled brats made it to the local marketplace. They made it over to Screwloose’s stall where she was selling nails, bolts, and nuts.
“Hey. Isn’t that Snips’ mom?” Asked Silver Spoon.
Diamond glanced at Screwloose, “You’re right.”
A nasty happy look appeared on DT’s face, “Watch this.” She said, then she walked over towards Time Turner’s stall, which has watches and clocks, then she swiped a watch then merrily trotted to Screwloose and did something just plain awful; DT gently placed the swiped watch underneath Screwloose’s nails when she wasn’t looking.
Diamond Tiara saw a police officer and said, “Excuse me mr. officer sir, but I saw that mare with the nails steal one of that stallion’s watches and placed it under her nails.”
After hearing this, the cop made his way over to Screwloose and asked Screwloose, “Excuse me ma’am, but could I search your nails? Police business.”
“Um...sure officer.” Answered Screwloose. The police officer searched the nails and found Time Turner’s watch.
“Excuse me sir...” The cop turned to Time Turner whose stand was next to Screwloose, “But is this one of your watches?”
Time Turner looked at the watch, then his eyes widened, “Yes, yes it is, and I haven’t sold one of these platinum ones in a week.”
The cop handed his watch back to Time Turner then turned back to Screwloose, “Come with me ma’am.”
“But...” Stuttered a shock Screwloose who was dragged away by the cop.
Silver Spoon and Diamond Tiara high hoofed each other, “Nice one BFF!” Shouted Silver Spoon.
“Yeah!”
As they were trotting home, Diamond Tiara thought, ‘what a wonderful day.’
THE END