Love and Cupcakes

by Ponyfan57

Rating: teen
Tags: Sad, Main 6, Gore, Original Character, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Dark, Romance, Tragedy, Derpy Hooves, Pinkie Pie
Length: 1762

My name is Lightning. I am in love with Derpy Hooves. I really didn't have to guts to admit it until now. Things are really going well for the both of us! And then came pinkie p

My name is Lightning, and..... well... Im in love with Derpy...

I didn't have the guts to say it until now.
Well, things were somehow going great!

And then came Pinkie Pie...

(Based off of the cupcakes creepypasta. If you don't like it, DEAL WITH IT))

Published 2014-03-06 16:00:03 UTC
Last updated 2014-03-06 16:00:03 UTC

The Morning

There I was. Tied down to a table in the middle of a dark room.
"Please just let me go! I want to go home! To my family and friends! They are all looking for me! Please!"
"I'm sorry but I just can't let that happen. That's what happens when your number comes up" said the mysterious voice.
"What did I ever do to you? "What number?"
The mysterious person walked up to me and said, "Hello Lightning."
"You..."

The day before...

It was the middle of the morning. I was eating my breakfast. I was out of stuff for breakfast and was too lazy to go to the store so I had a sandwich. I went back to bed because I was so tired from Pinkie Pie's birthday party and DJ lessons from DJ pon-3 and Neon Lights. It was my dream to become a DJ and they both agreed to give me lessons, although I had to bribe them 30 bits each. This made Octavia hate me, but I have no Idea why. My nap was interrupted when I heard a knock on my door.
"Who is it?"
"Lightning? It's me Derpy! I got some mail for you from Pinkie!"
I opened the door. "Oh ok cool! Want to come inside?"
"I can't right now. I have to deliver some more mail."
"Oh ok. Well uhh... I wanted to know if you uh.... W-want to go to uh..... Um... Uh...
"Yes lightning?"
"GOTTA GO BYE!"
I had a secret crush on Derpy. Only I knew how I felt about her, but I had been thinking about asking twilight for advice on what to do, considering I just freaked out when I tried to ask her on a date. I continued to read Pinkie's letter.

Dear Lightning,

I need you to come to sugarcube corner tomorrow night. Please come. It is very important.

Pinkie

I wondered what this was all about but I didn't really care. I was too tired. I took a nap for an hour. By the time I woke up it was around 9:00. I decided to visit Twilight to get advice. I got over there quickly considering i'm the fastest unicorn in ponyville. That's how I got my cutie mark. I knocked on the door. "Come in," she said from the other side.

"Hey Twilight, how's it goin'?“
"Good, just studying. You?"
"Well, but I need your advice."
"What about?"
"Uh... Ok.... There is this mare that I really like but I always freak out when I try to ask her out..."
"Who?"
"It's Derpy Hooves." I said shyly
"Who?""Um... Derpy Hooves. THERE I SAID IT!" I quickly stopped myself.
"You like Derpy?
"Go ahead. Laugh all you like."
"I need to use he restroom."
"Ok."
I could tell the wasn't using the bathroom because I could hear her DYING with laughter. She then came back downstairs.
"You done dying?"
"Oh... You could hear me?"
"I would be able to hear you from five miles away."
"Sorry. But Derpy? Really?
"I don't know... I just love her..."
"Ok. Can't say anything there. Here take this book. It has everything you need to overcome freaking out while speaking to other ponies. Bye."
"Thanks, bye."

When I got home I felt like killing myself for telling that secret. But held back because I got that secret off of my chest. I started to read the book. It was pretty helpful and informative. Thing is, when I actually tried again with Derpy, it was 50 times worse than before. I tried to speak with Fluttershy, but she said she wasn't good with that kind of stuff. Then I finally gave up. The last person I would go to is Applejack or Pinkie Pie because they would tell everybody, Rarity would just go on about fashion and fancy-ness, and Rainbow Dash would call me an egghead and give me no advice.

Later on in the day, Derpy decided to pay me a visit. We went inside and had some snacks even though it was a bit late at night to be eating.

"Hey Lightning?"
"Yes Derpy?"
"I got a message from a little birdie saying that you love me."
"WAT..."
I was blushing so mush that I thought my whole face turned red.
"Uhhhh.... Um.... Uh... You see.... Uh I uh...."
She leaned up to me and put a hoof on my mouth.
"There's no need to say anything. I love you too."
Then she kissed me.The kiss lasted for a while. She eventually broke the kiss.
"I will see you later. My love."
I was speechless as she left.

I went to bed to relax and take in what just happened and eventually fell asleep

The next night...

After some more lessons from the two DJ's, I remembered having to go to Pinkie's place. I got over there as fast as I could because I was late. She was about to leave to search for me when I got there

"Hey Lightning! I was about to go search for you but now your here but I was getting so worried that you weren't gonna come over but now you here!"
"Yeah, I'm here. So what's so important?"
"I need you to try this cupcake for me! It's super duper extra special!"
"Okaaaaay?"
She shoved it into my mouth.
"Mph!"
"So, is it good? Is it? Huh, huh, huh?
"Yeah! It's amazing! It is... It is....... It.... Is...... A........."
Everything went dark.

Author's Note

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Insanity

There I was. Tied down to a table in the middle of a dark room.
"Hello? ANYONE!?!!?!?!? Please just let me go! I want to go home! To my friends! They must be looking for me!!!
"I'm sorry but I just can't let that happen. That's what happens when your number comes up" said the mysterious voice.
"What did I ever do to you? "What number?"
The mysterious person walked up to me and said, "Hello Lightning! Te-he!"
"You..."

"Don't be so scared. This will only take a couple of minutes."
"Pinkie? What are you going to do to me?"
"I'm running out of my secret ingredient and I want to get more before I run out of it."
She pulled a cloth off of a table next to me. It had multiple surgical items like bone saws and scalpels. I had started to weep uncontrollably.
"Pinkie please no! P-ple-ease!"
"I guess I could use another pony, maybe Derpy.
"NO NO PLEASE! ANYONE BUT DERPY PLEASE!"
"That's right Lightning. I know you love her. And either you die, or she dies. Which one?"
"I-I-I do-ont w-want t-to die...."
"Hmmm... Well i'm in a good mood today so what should I do here... You know, i'm gonna let you go"

The restraints were unbuckled and I was let go.

I went home as fast as I could. I ran to my bed and shivered with fear. I was going insane. I couldn't speak. I couldn't move. I was in complete shutdown mode.

The next morning...

Derpy desired to pay me another visit.

She knocked on the door.
"Lightning? It's me! Open up!"
She was surprised to find that the door was unlocked.

"Lightning? AAAAH!"
I was still in my bed shivering with fear of what had occurred the previous night.
"Lightning what happened???? What's going on??"
I was unable to speak
"I'm going to get help!!!"

Later...
Derpy had gathered the mane six.
INCLUDING HER...

Honestly I couldn’t blame her. She had no idea what was going on.
They all asked what was wrong.
All I could do was back into a corner as they huddled around me and all I could do was point at HER...
They all could not figure out what was going on.
I finally was able to say,
"I'm going to die, at her hand."
They were all confused. They looked at Pinkie.
Twilight said, "We should give him some time. And the left. Except for Pinkie.
She lifted a hoof and punched me.
"Lightning!!!"
And she punched Derpy too.
"Noo........." I said softly.
She then knocked us both out.

Death

We woke up, tied to opposite walls so that we could see each other.
"Lightning, where are we? I'm scared!"
"We are going to die..."
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN????"
"She is going to kill us... And use us as a secret ingredient."
She was scared out of her mind. And so was I.
Then she came out of nowhere.
"It seems that somepony just couldn't keep quiet."
"Please Pinky, just kill me. Not her. PLEASE!"
"Sorry, you broke the promise. I gave you a chance to live and now you both have to die."
"I'm so sorry Derpy.... I'm so sorry. I'm just s-so sorry."
"Now, who should I kill first... I think I will kill, you first."
She pointed at Derpy.I freaked out and tried to get her to stop.
"No. No no no NO. NO NO NOOOO! DONT KILL HER! NOOO!
"Let's staaaart.... Here!
She grabs a scalpel and cuts off her cutie mark. I was weeping and couldn't watch. Pinkie wanted me to suffer so she had something on my eyes to keep them open.
She then goes to the wings and cuts them off. She then goes to a pile of red hot nails and hammers them into her hooves. She then attaches the nails to a generator, which electrocuted her. She was given adrenaline and she then went to her insides. Derpy was fading fast again so Pinkie gave her more adrenaline. She harvested all of her guts and then ripped out her heart, and she then died. It was torture for me. She did the same for me except for the wings. She took my horn off. I was actually given adrenaline 3 times. And we were awake for the whole thing.

We died. Both brutally murdered in the basement of a cupcake store. I knew that I could have saved both of us, but then I would have to live my life with the horror of thinking that she could come back. I died, ashamed with myself. I could have saved her…

(If you are offended by some religious remarks, you may not want to read the next part [contains afterlife beliefs])

We went to heaven. I started to cry. I was completely ashamed of myself. She said, “Everything will be ok. It’s ok. No more meanie pants.”
“T-t-thank y-you Derpy.”
And we spent eternity in heaven

The End.