Equestria Days: The Final Ballad of Flashfire

The sun trinkled in past the curled tree limbs, lighting up the world below it. Early morning was rising over Equestria, and each citizen of the world wished they could get another goddamn hour of sleep. One pony wished this in particular: but his day had begun long ago. Anyways, let us get back to that really cool sunlight trinkling through the curled tree limbs, lighting up the world below it. It was a beautiful sight indeed.

The sun bounced back off the fresh layer or snow on the ground which had only arrived the day before. The two versions of nature's beauty, fire and ice, was a beautiful combination. The warmth of the sun turning you on, with the chill of the cold instantly turning you back off. The rapid change was very confusing to the average pony male, and even more so to our hero. He was a very sexually confused stallion.

The ladies of this story, however, were not having the same issues. The warm little spring behind Fluttershy's house provided a rejuvenating experience to each of the members inside. Fluttershy was there of course, making sure none of her precious garden ornaments were messed with. Lyra and Bon Bon were also in attendance, as usual, for they were the egotistical must-haves at all great Equestrian get-togethers. No, not "Play Dates". Get-Togethers. Carrot Top was there too, just kinda being there. Next up was Lightning, the only male in the party. He wasn't exactly manly or tough, mostly because he was...well, no one quite knew which way he flew. They just referred to him as Metrosexual, and he seemed quite fine with it. Lightning preferred to be around ladies anyways, so who cares what the men think of him? Finally, Twilight was the last to show up.

Twilight slipped into the warm spring water and felt the rush of heat surge up through her body, fighting off the nipping cold from the rest of the world. She let her problems and the snow slip out of her mind, easing into the huge warm puddle and relaxing for the first time in...well, maybe ever. Her wet fur looked damn hot, and if she were to be drawn by a creepy artist who knew little of how fur worked, they would most definitely make her look shiny. After all, who can resist a miniature horse covered in water?

"Damn Fluttershy, you sure put together quite the party. We're all really lucky your Dad...oops, forgot he isn't canon...that you decided to let us use your Hot Spring. It's pretty fucking cold out there, am I right?" With a laugh track echoing through the background, everyone nodded in agreement with Twilight.

All the soaking wet mares looked over at Fluttershy, as she said words in response to Twilight's own, "Oh, that's no problem at all. It's really no trouble. And Angel was quite fine with it for once, he gave me the day off to have this party," She smiled softly and returned to her annoying quiet state as everyone else sat around awkwardly, thinking about each other's butts.

Carrot Top was the next to speak up, "Hey, you know, my dad owns a spa just off the coast of Equestria! He said it was fine if we use it sometime, because it's his company and all so he can let us in!" Carrot Top's annoying suggestion obviously bothered everyone else, possibly because they didn't like Carrot trying to take away from Fluttershy's party.

This was Flutter's party, and trying to move it over to her own was just plain rude. So they shot her punk ass and chased her out, like usual.

Angel hopped out of the small woodland cottage that was Fluttershy's home and made his way to the edge of the spring, giving each lady a nod of respect, "Aye, Ladies. How's it shaking? Just so you know, if you keep on looking this fine, you can come by whenever you want. I can give you all a Free Pass to Angel's Fun Tub! All you gotta do is--".

Everyone knew where this sentence was going, because they were use to the vulgar rabbits wacky antics. If this was a sitcom, he would probably be the womanizing best friend. But that didn't flow well with them. Let's just say, Bunny went back into that cottage with a little less "balls".

Bon Bon was shocked by such a sudden act of...something, by the rest of the group. She was disgusted and a bit frightened, and so was Twilight by the looks of it.

Twilight spoke up, her eyes narrowed. "Wow, I didn't realize the kind of lifestyle you lived Fluttershy. You spend all day tending to your Corporate Sabotage industry, then return home to this pimping bunny. You sure live a life more ghetto than anything I could imagine. That's the difference between me and you."

Just then, Rainbow Dash popped up from under the water's surface. She looked around for a moment, wiped her mouth off, then went back under the water. To do who-knows-what.

Fluttershy peeped out, feeling a tightening sensation on her ripe rump. Looking down through the wavy water, she could make out the shape of Rainbow below the water. The cyan pony was poking her rum over and over, seeming to be tapping out a morse code message to her friend. It seemed...she was saying 'Damn Flutter, you got some mighty nice junk here'. Fluttershy blushed from embarrassment and looked away, ashamed of her fantastic fanny.

Fluttershy scooted away, but Rainbow just followed along, focused in on the booty. Like Jaws, her rainbow mane parted through the water, after her target.

Twilight muttered under her breath, "You know, it's not the size that matters. It's the satisfaction."

Everyone was shocked by this, and ignored it as just a bad joke. Everyone knew that wasn't true. Ha, right? Right? Yeah, I don't even know. Anyways, everyone was shocked and unbelieving, when Lightning spoke up. Being the virgin he was, he was very confused about the whole conversation going on around him.

"Satisfaction? What do you mean?" He looked around for an answer, but everyone sat about quietly. No, I won't say "everypony", okay?

Everyone continued to sit there, until he sank down under the water and the story transitioned over to another scene.

Flashfire sat about in his home, bored out of his mind. Not even his flaming mane could keep his day going hot. He sat down beside his table, not even in his chair because he fell out somehow. Sitting there on the ground, he rested his head on one hoof and looked out the oversized window, thinking about destiny and shit.

This deep meditation was interruped by Spike's sudden appearance before him. The small purple dragon--scratch that. If Spike is going to be in this story, he needs to be cool. No, not cool, badass. Lets make him three times as tall and with a six-pack! He can have a huge battle-gash down his chest...no, no, on his chest AND his eye! And he has an eyepatch as well because he lost an eye in the war. He also lost a hand, so now he has a weird synthetic crystal hand that can shoot lightning! Yeah, that's better.

General Ludd Von Spike paced back and forth across the length of the window, seeming to also be in deep thought. His flame-haired friend was a bit bothered by The General getting in the way, and after hashing it out, they decided to sit together on the sofa instead.

After a moment of some pretty intense sitting action, Flashfire spoke up, "Relax, General. The war is over. The troops have come home, and the land is safe. Because of me, but still."

"Relax!?" Spike burst out, sitting upright in his seat. His face was covered with anger and pain, as he shouted out his exclamation, " How am I supposed to relax?"

"Well, I don't know how you do it...but it's better than being all tense like you." Flash finished the sentence with a mutter, shaking his head in annoyance at his friend's "loud voice". Very loud. He yelled almost everything.

After a few moments of more intense sitting action, Spike said ( in a quieter voice ), "Out there right now, Fluttershy and the others are having a Hot Spring party. And we aren't there! How can you not want to be there? If you were a true stallion, you would want more than anything to see them!"

Fluttershy simply shook his head. He was a gentle and caring soul, not at all obsessed with sex and booty. He wanted a mare for her personality, the sexiest thing of all. But Spike was different.

"It's not like you can do anything anyways, it's not like this is a Fanfic." Flash muttered. His friend visibly sank, realizing the truth behind those words.

"But we need to at least try to do something!" He retaliated, though weakly.

Suddenly, the sexiest fucking voice ever was heard through their oversized window. The voice of none other than Fluttershy. That voice was like a pile of angels having an orgy...in a cup of pudding...at a school reunion

"Oh, Flashfire~ We want you down here~ This is a mixed bath, after all, with all our sweat mixed together in the water~"

The two stallions both rushed the oversized window, with the power and speed of a linebacker, but found something else when they looked past the glass. It was Twilight using magic to mimic Fluttershy's voice. Goddamnit Twilight, again? All the girls gathered around the purple unicorn laughed and mocked them.