Resurrectionby Mindless DroneChaptersBand Camp Part 2The Filly Called ChristmasAn Adventure With Doctor WhoovesThings Start Looking Up, Sort OfThen Life Starts To SuckThe Reign Of Destruction- Part OneFinally, A Vinyl Chapter!The Reign Of Destruction- Part TwoBand CampBand Camp Part 2 Difficulty sleeping is hard to deal with. Someponies call it insomnia, but it's just difficulty sleeping to me. Loud Mouth couldn't shut up to save his life! I started to yell. As soon as I finished, everypony was silent, even Sarcasm. I finally got some rest. Fitful, mind you, but restful. Tomorrow was going to be a long day. To start off the day, we went to breakfast. Pancakes and eggs, which I found to be impossibly good. Sarcasm hated eggs. He tried them, and nearly puked. I laughed. After breakfast, we held a basketball game against Cloudsdale Middle School. The teams were even enough player wise. We had 6 players, and they had 5. Content wise, we were well outmatched. We were against the wonderbolts and Rainbow Dash! That was going to be a tough game. It started out well enough, we score, they score, and so on until it was 64-64. As soon as Sarcasm got the ball, he yelled "Last point wins!" and made a mad dash toward the goal. High in the air, Rainbow Dash and I looked at each other. She scoweled. I gave her a sly grin and rocketed right above Sarcasm. "Sarcasm! Up here!" I yelled. He looked up, nodded, and magicked the ball straight up to me. Catching it, I looked back to find the Wonderbolts on my tai. Putting on a final burst of speed, I reached the hoop before them and slam-dunked the final point! Ponyville Middle cheered! I put my hooves up and yelled "Yeah!" They cheered louder. I turned around, ready to head back to the ground, when I saw a pair of giant violet eyes staring at me. With a loud "Oi!" I flew back a few feet. Rainbow Dash laughed. "Hey," she said. "Nice flyin' Hurricane!" I was confused. "You… know me?" I said. "Of course I do! Everypony knows the famous pegasus that came from being the best DJ in Cloudsdale to going to live in Ponyville!" "Oh." She laughed. "Hey, well, good job. See ya 'round, Hurricane." She flew to the ground with her Wonderbolt friends. We practiced our instruments for a while untill lunch. We played in the whole band, sectionals, and back again. For lunch we had ham and cheese. After lunch, we practiced until dinner. We had pizza for dinner. Then, we went on a hike again. This time it was different. We crossed the highway and went to a site that you could find fossils of dinosaurs. Of course, Lyra asked if you could find human bones there. Bass Clef said no. Sarcasm and I laughed. We went back, had free time, and went back to the dorms. The next day, we left the Camp. I was happy to leave, because I would get to see Vinyl again. We took the ride back, and I walked straight home. When I got there, I was surprised to see that nopony was home. "Vinyl?" I yelled. No answer. I shrugged. Must've gone out. I switched on th TV. Then the phone rang. I rolled my eyes. I turned on the speaker and answered it. "Oi, Vinyl, is that you?" I said. "No sir, this is her doctor." Her doctor? The Filly Called Christmas Her doctor? "Why is she at the hospital? What happened?" I practically screamed into the phone. "She didn't tell you?" he said. "No! What happened?" "She was pregnant. Vinyl Scratch just had a little filly." My jaw dropped. A filly? Vinyl just had a filly? I dropped the phone and sprinted to the hospital at full gallop. All the while, my head was going at fifty miles an hour. Vinyl had a filly! A little filly to call our own! I sped up, now flying through Ponyville. My wings strained to go even faster. "Rragh!!" I yelled. I saw the hospital speeding toward me. I knew I wouldn't be able to stop, so I tucked into a ball and rammed the door. I hit the ground and sprawled out on the floor. The receptionist screamed. "Oh my gosh are you okay?" she yelled. I got up. I checked to see if my wings were intact. "Wings, check. Head, check. Yep, looks like I'm good. Can you point me in the direction of miss Vinyl Scratch?" She was stunned. "R-room B4, sir. Are you sure you're okay?" "Heh, B4, just my luck. Not after, not during, but B4." I took off. Suddenly, my right wing erupted in pain. "Yow! Okay, maybe i'll walk." Walking is hard. Normally I just fly everywhere, but not this time. A nurse told me it was sprained. Great, just what I needed. A sprained wing. Finally, I got to room B4. Slowly, I opened the door. Vinyl's hair was back in a ponytail, and she still had her performing glasses on.I walked in. "Hey, Vinyl," I said quietly. She looked up. Her face brightened considerably. "H-hurricane! Boy, am I glad to see you!" she said weakly. "You'll never guess what the filly looks like! She's marble green and red, with a mane like mine but colors like yours and mine. She has your eyes." I raised an eyebrow. "My eyes, huh?" I asked. "Yeah!! Oh, she's just so beautiful, Hurricane!" I was happy to see her so exited. She was practically jumping up and down on the bed. Chuckling, I sat in the chair next to her. I held her hoof in mine. "I love you Vinyl," I said. She smiled. "I love you too, Hurricane," she said back. We kissed. The doctor cleared his throat behind us. I jumped. "Whoops," he said laughing. "Didn't mean to startle you." "Oh no, no, no. It's perfectly fine. So, what is it?" He stepped aside and a nurse brought in our little filly. Vinyl was right. She was christmas colors. I smiled. "I've come up with a name," I said. "What is it?" Vinyl asked. "Christmas." "It's perfect." That night, little Christy (our nickname for her) came home to the apartment. I knew for sur there was a party inside for us, so I told Vinyl to wait for a second. Opening the door ever so slowly, I stepped inside. Almost as soon as I closed the door, somepony hit me in the face with a balloon. "SURPRISE!!!!!" all my friends yelled. My hair was blown back. Applejack, Rarity, Twilight, Dash, Fluttershy, and Pinkie were there. Jey, Sarcasm, The Doctor, and Spades were there too. So were a bunch of ponies that I didn't know. "What're you guys doing here?" I asked. "The foal is right outside!" Sarcasm looked at Pinkie with an eyebrow raised. She smiled at him hugely. "We wanted to throw you a party so we could congratulate you on having your foal! So, where is she?" Pnkie said. "If you all promise to stay as quiet as possible, I will go and get her," I said. They all actually Pinkie Promised. I went out to go and get Vinyl and Christy. Interestingly, I had a gig that night. I comepletely forgot to go. An Adventure With Doctor Whooves One day, when Christmas was five, she and I met the Doctor. That was quite the day. "Excuse me mister," Christy says. "Are you the Doctor?" He turns around. "You know me?" he says, smiling. I step forward. "Hello Doctor. Long time no see," I say. "Trottingham, was it?" His jaw goes slack. He looked genuinely surprised and scared at the same time. "Why, if it isn't Hurricane Bash. Brother of Blitz, husband of Vinyl, and father of little filly Christmas." This got me into a big story in the form of a visible flashback. "You see, the doctor and I have known each other for years. It all started when I was just a colt…" Flashback Someponies have imaginary friends. Others are too old for them. I don't have an imaginary friend, he is quite real. He calls himself the Doctor. I first saw him when I was very little… As a young colt, I lived in Trottingham with my mother. She was incredibly lenient, probably because we were so rich. Her name was Whirlwind Flash. She cared a lot about me. Alas, she died when I was twelve. So I ran away to Cloudsdale to live with other pegasi. On my way, a flying barn nearly took my head off. "Whoa," I said. "I wonder who's in there?" So, I followed it. I flew toward it at full speed, straining my wings to do so. I caught up to it, because our butler had taught me how to fly very well. I grabbed the door handle in my mouth. I tucked in my wings and let the barn take me. Like an idiot, I knocked on the door. Wait a minute, I thought. Why would somepony who is flying through the sky open the-- Somepony opened the door. "Hello?" the stallion that opened the door said. He had a tan brown coat wth a darker brown mane. I waved my hoof in front of his face. He raised an eyebrow, and looked around the door to see me. Then he raised both eyebrows. "Well," he said. "We can't have that can we?" I smiled at him with my mouth still on the handle. He chuckled and helped me inside. As soon as I was inside, my jaw dropped considerably. "Oh sweet Celestia," I said. "It's bigger on the inside!" The stallion turned around and laughed so incredibly long that I couldn't say a word. Then, a mare came in from another room. "What's so funny, Doctor?" she said. She was baby bluish-gray, with a blonde mane. She saw me, and gave me a walleyed, kind of confused, look. "Um, who are you?" she asked. "Ah, yes, you never did introduce yourself, little colt. What is your name?" the Doctor asked. "Oh, um… my name is Hurricane Bash," I said. "Who are you?" He smiled warmly. "Ditzy, would you mind introducing us?" "Not at all, Doctor," she said. "I am Ditzy Doo, and this is the Doctor." He did a little bow of his head. "Doctor… who?" I asked. Ditzy smiled largely. "Doctor, did you hear that?" she said. "Hear what?" "He asked the question!" "Ah, he did, did he?" He turned to me. "Isn't that what we all want to find out?" I opened my mouth to say something, but he cut me off. "As for this thing that you are in is called the TARDIS." It stands for Time And Relative Dimension In Space," Ditzy said. "Ahhh," I said. I was still mystified. "Soo, where do you want to go first?" asked the Doctor. "Or should I say, when? Pick a time, any time." I thought for a little while. "The origional Hearth's Warming Eve." We flew off in the TARDIS, apparently headed toward the first Hearth's Warming Eve. It was quite the ride. Bumps every five seconds, violent shakes, oh it was simply divine! Not. At the end, I was sprawled out on the floor of the TARDIS. On the ground, I looked around. Opening my mouth to say something, I got a hoof in it. I started flailing my legs around. The Doctor looked down. "Erm, whoops," he said. He took his hoof out of my mouth. He outstretched his hoof to help me up. I trotted to the door of the TARDIS, not knowing if I should go out or not. "Go on," Ditzy said. "The fkrst time is pretty mind blowing, but you get used to it." I opened the door slowly. I could not believe what I saw! There were tall buildings and ponies flying around with big contraptions that looked like carriages with rooves and no ponies pulling them. "Whoah," I said. "This- this is amazing! But, this isn't Hearth's Warming Eve, is it?" "No," the Doctor said. "This is Equestria, just one-hundred years after Celestia's rule ends." --------------------------End-------------------------------------- When I snapped back to reality, Christy was waving her hoof in my face. "Sorry, that flashback was quite long." Yeah," she said. "Tell me more about Equestria after Celestia!" I chuckled. "That's a story for another time. So, what brings you here, Doctor?" He seemed to remember that we were there. "Oh! Well, I came to get Ditzy," he said. "We have to meet the Trottans* to discuss war preperations." I chuckled. "Well, I guess you best be on your way, then. Good luck!" Things Start Looking Up, Sort Of"Why are you such an idiot?" "Why are you such a smartass?" "Oh, i'm the smartass, huh?" SMACK!!! "Oi, hey! What's wrong with you!" "You're the one who wanted to mouth off! So why don't you just shut up?" "All right, that's it! You're going down, Sarcasm!" WHAM!!! He falls. We're drunk from our time at the bar. I DJ, we get drunk, we get in a fight… normal Sunday. Vinyl normally calms me down after this sort of thing. I just hit him with a chair, and he fell unconscious. So now, I have to carry him home so that Pinkie can take care of him. I also feel like a total shitbag. Which sucks. I dump him on the porch of Sugarcube Corner and ring the doorbell. Pinkie immediately opens the door and scoops him up. "Thanks, Hurricane." I shrug. I saunter home, slowly, so that Vinyl won't worry. Christy, I think. What am I gonna do? Meh. I'll deal with that when i'm home. I walk in the apartment and notice that the TV is off. "Vinyl?" I call. "Up here!" she calls back. She sounds like she's got something planned. I trot up the stairs. "You up here?" "Yeeeees." I open the door to our room and poke my head in. I walk in, looking all around me. I didn't notice Vinyl coming up behind me. She catches me by surprise and pushes me onto the bed. Rolling onto my back, look up at her. She grins. Slowly, she crawls over me so that her face is right on top of mine. I can feel her warn breath on my nose. Her deep violet eyes level with mine, she nuzzles me on the neck. We snuggle for a minute, then she pulls her head away. "Are you just teasing me," I say. "Or are we gonna get down to business?" She licks my cheek in answer. I roll over, so that i'm on top of her. She wraps her hooves around my neck. She pulls me close and whispers in my ear, "let's do it." I pull her in for a kiss. I press my lips firmly onto hers. She presses back. I bring my hooves down from her head to her hips, rubbing them along her sides. I hear a giggle from Vinyl. I smile. I bring my hooves down a little further and caress her legs. I get a soft moan as a reward. Bringing a hoof between her hindlegs, I tease her. She moans, louder this time. She runs a hoof through my mane and brings the other one down to my back. I shudder. "Oh come on," she says. "Pick up the pace!" We kiss again, this time locking together. I line myself up to her. "Are you sure?" I ask. "Oh hell yeah." I penetrated her, thrustng my stallionhood into her marehood. I held it in for a moment, then pulled out. Her eyes got really wide. "Ohhh… do it again." So I did. Multiple times, actually. Off we went, on and on for what seemed like hours. My eyes rolled back into my head. I moaned out of sheer pleasure. She started gasping for air. "H-hurricane," she said. "I th-think i'm gonna- Unnh!" She started to buck her hips under me. She closed her eyes. With every thrust, she made moan of pleasure. "H-hurricane! Unhh! Uhh! Ohhh…" I blew a load of seed into her marehood. "Ahhh… hmmmh… ooh." Another. "Uhh… AHHHWMMPPH!" I cut her off with a hard kiss. She moaned really loud into me. After a while of that, she finally relaxed. I stopped at the same time. She opened her eyes. "Wow," she said. "That felt good… can we go again?" I chuckle and roll off of her. "Sorry Vinyl. We gotta get SOME sleep." "Yeah, I guess." When I wake up, I see the back of Vinyl's head. Her two-tone green mane was ruffled from last night. Ahh… last night. Freaking good night, that was. So, I wake up to a green mane in my face, the smell of sweat and sex filling my nose. I recoil, and get up to take a shower. The feeling of hot water on my body felt wonderful. I sighed. Too bad I have a gig early in the morning. "What time is it," I hear Vinyl say in the other room. I check the clock on the sink. "Seven fifteen, Vinyl. Doncha want breakfast?" She jumped right out of bed at that point. I headed to the club where I had my early gig. Who goes to a club in the morning, though? I walk in and see that it's not much of a "dance" kind of club. "A gentlecolt club!" I said with disbelief. "Oh nononononononononono! I do not DJ at gentlecolt clubs!" I promptly left. I walked to Sugarcube Corner. Man, I was peeved. Banging on the door angrily, I yelled, "Sarcasm get out here!" He opened the door. "Mmph, what?" "We're going to Sweet Apple Acres!" He trotted out. We set off. I ran ahead. When we got there, I burst into the barn. "AJ!" I yelled. "Yes?" she answered. "Where's Jey?!" "In the orchard buckin' apples! Well, he's attempting to, anyway. Whatcha need 'im for?" I was already gone. "Jey! Jey! Where are you?" I herad a THUNK! We followed the noise. We saw Jey on the ground with an apple by his head. "Ouch…" "Jey," I said. "Dude come on. Jey!" I smacked him. He sat right up. "What?" he asked. "Come on," Sarcasm said. "Hurricane is pissed about something. Best not to ask questions." I hit him. "Unless you have a good reason, you shouldn't be interrupting my poker game. I'm winning." I scowl. Sarcasm answers her befor I say something screwed up. "Spades, Hurricane is pissed about something. I am definitely not asking questions yet, and I advise you do the same." "Oh." So we rounded up the gang. Spades, Sarcasm, Jey and I. I was gonna do something incredibly stupid and rash. Then Life Starts To Suck We headed over to my apartment. We all sat at the table. I looked at all of them in turn. "We're going to do something incredibly fucked up that we could all get sent to jail for the rest of our lives." Jey's jaw dropped. "Man," he said. "I can't go to jail! I just got a job!" "I couldn't give two fucks, okay?" I was incredibly pissed, and I wasn't thinking straight. They all leaned away from me. I realized I had the 'somepony is gonna die' face on. "Man, you're doing the face again," Sarcasm said. "Go fuck yourself." "Dude what happened? One minute you're the happy-go-lucky Hurricane we know, then you get all grumpy!" At the moment, I gave zero fucks about anything except for the thing I was going to do. My left eye twitched like it always does when I'm angry. I storm out the door, knocking my chair over in the process. Sarcasm's POV So, he storms out like a madpony. "I'm scared for my life," I say. "Yeah, no doubt," Jey answers. "You think we should go look for him? I mean he looked like he was going to kill somepony! And that would suck. So, should we go after him?" "Jey, shut the hell up. Of course we go after him, stupid." So, as fast as we could, we galloped off. We asked everypony if they had seen him, but apparently not. We even saw Vinyl, but she hadn't seen him either. We ran all around Ponyville looking for him. We finally found him when Spades spotted his hair. We tried to talk to him, but he wouln't listen to us. He just got into a slender brown barn that said, "Police Public Call Barn" on the top. We tried to look into the window, but the box started to whirr and fade. Hurricane's POV So I fly away with the Doctor, competely rethinking my whole plan. I remember my alter ego's name. I sigh. "I guess it's inevitable now," I say. I start changing, my appearence getting a lot different. My mane and tail color melted away and started filling in orange. My coat's color also melted away, but instead turned turquoise. Then, two of my teeth turned into canines. My irises turned completely green. I am now Tornado Slash, and I am set on destroyng Equestria. Of course, nopony else knows this yet… I don't think I'll be telling them soon, anyway. also still a red barn. I ran away with the Doctor and Ditzy, but now they are nothing to me. I shall now destroy Equestria and all it's inhabitants! This plan was perfect! Pulling a suit jacket on, I slipped a tazer inside the sleeve. I walked over to the TARDIS main console. I pulled a random lever, and the TARDIS started to whir. "Hey, Doctor," I yelled. "Can you take me back home, please? I think I forgot something at the apartment." "Sure thing, Hurrcane!" We landed bumpily. I stepped out of the TARDIS and looked around. Everypony was going about their business casually. I decided to try and blend in. I trotted through Ponyville, nopony giving me a second thought. "This is going to be easier than I thought," I mutter. I head home. As soon as I walk in the apartment, Vinyl pops up. I felt incredibly guilty about what I had to do. "Who are you?" she asks. "I'm Tornado Slash," I reply. We shake hooves. As we shake, I activate the tazer. She falls to the ground limp. "I'm so sorry Vinyl, it had to be done." I turn around, suddenly remembering my cutie mark. It turned from a vinyl record to a black shadow of a cloaked pony. I developed a plan in a matter of seconds. First, I would have to eliminate whoever could stand in my way. That includes Luna and Celestia. Second, I would have to acquire the tipe of weaponry needed for such a task. A sonic device is what I needed. Lastly, destroy Equestria. This was a perfect plan. Either I would have every pony in Equestria bowing at my hooves or I'll have to destroy it. So I started out on my journey in Ponyville. None of my friends were to be seen. Heading toward Twilight's library, I started to hum. It was a song my older brother, Blitz Bash, taught me when we were colts. "Ninety nine bottles of wine on the wall, ninety nine bottles of wine! Take one down! Pass it around! Ninety eight bottles of wine on the wall!" I made it to the library. Smiling warmly, I knocked eight times, with a pause between four and four. She opened the door casually. "Yes?" she called. "Hello," I answered. I am part of the Library Inspection and Upkeep Agency." She looked confused. "They didn't tell me there was an inspection today!" My smile turned into a smirk. "It's a surprise inspection." Her eyes got wide. "Oh! In that case, come on in!" I started a fake inspection in the library. I pulled books off the shelves and "checked them for damage." Only select books were pulled off the shelves. Ones with villains and where I could find them. After the seventh book, I devised a plan. "This book has water damage on the pages," I said. I wasn't lying either. "Which book is that?" she answered worriedly. "Spike should know who did that. Spike!" He came running down the stairs. "Yess, Twili- Who's that guy?" She just beckoned him over. She took the book and gave it to him. Little did she know, I his a nerve gas emitter in one of the pages. She whispered in his ear, and he took off. As soon as he was out of earshot and sight, I triggered the gas. "So, Twilight," I stareted. I put a hoof around her shoulder. I started to talk, the activated the tazer in my sleeve. She fell unconscious. "Well, looks like my work here is done!" I walked out. The Reign Of Destruction- Part One I found Discord in the Everfree forest eating popcorn with 3-D glasses on. "Discord!" I yelled. He turned around. "Hello, little stallion," he said back. "Who are you?" I rolled my eyes. "Does it matter?" "Yes." I sigh. "My name is Tornado Slash, and I want to rule Equestria." "Oh!" he says excitedly. "So, you came to get my permission? Well, permiss-" "No." He was taaken aback by my interruption. "You know, it's impolite to-" "I don't care. I want you to be my second-in-command." "Oh," he says. "I see. What's in it for me?" I smirk. I was prepared for this. "Complete controll over Ponyville and Canterlot. Maybe even Cloudsdale." He raised an interested eyebrow. He mulled it over. "Okay," he said after several minutes. "I'll take your offer." We headed off to Tenochtitlan to find Ahuizotl. There were no ponies aound, just rubble and Ahuizotl. "Hey Ahuizotl," I said casually. "I want you to join us in trying to take over Equestria." He looked up angrily. Rising to full hight, he yelled in my face. "Do you think I need another kingdom to rule? WELL I DON'T! Besides, what's in it for me?" Again, I was prepared. "First of all," I started. "This. Discord, hand me the bag." I dropped a sack full of bits onto the ground. "Also, you get full control over what happens to Daring Do." His ears twitched at this. "Wht about the rainbow maned one? She helped defeat me!" "Sure, sure. I'll arrange that. So, whaddya say?" "Deal." With Discord and Ahuizotl on my side, I could now take care of the Doctor. I was on my way to the TARDIS when I experienced the worst headache in my life. It felt like an elephant was trying to bust out of my head. I collapsed. Everything went black. I woke up in the hospotal with all my friends in the room. My mane, tail, and coat were back to normal. Vinyl was by my side, holding my hoof. When she noticed that I was awke, she abruptly kissed me furiously. "I can't believe you would run off like that!" she said when we parted. "Missed you too, Vinyl." WHAM! She smacked me! "Some stallion Tazed me while you were gone! What the hell was that about?" "What was the stallion's name?" "He said he was like, Tornado Slash… Or something." I sat straight up. "Tornado Slash?" I asked frantically. "Yeah," Vinyl replied. My wyes got really wide. "Oh god. We have to go and get the Doctor." We raced to the TARDIS at full speed. I was flying, because my wings were the only things on my body that wasn't in pain. We finally reached it. I started banging on the door quickly. "Doctor! Ditzy!" I yelled. "Somepony open the door! It's happened again!" The Doctor immediately opened the door. "You'd better get inside," he said solemnly. So we went in. My friends were all awestruck. "Whoah," Jey said. "It's bigger on the inside!" The Doctor smiled halfheartedly. "Yes," he said. "It is. So, Hurricane, ol' Tornado Slash is back again, eh?" So my friends described to both me and the Doctor what had happened. After the explanation, Vinyl asked the question I had been dreading ever since I found out that Tornado Slash was back. "So," she said. "You said that he was back 'again.' Was he here before?" I looked at my hooves. "Yes," the Doctor replied. "In fact, he was always here. It is Hurricane's parallel self. We were in a second dimension when the other Hurricane found us. He merged himself with our Hurricane, and gave himself a new name." "Tornado Slash," I finished. I realized that it was him speaking. Instantly, my mane turned orange and my coat turned blue. The suit jacket returned. We slowly looked up. "Hello, Doctor," Tornado said with a sneer. I was trapped in the back of my own mind, once again oblivious to the outside world other than what Tornado was saying. This time, he was in here with me. "Tornado!" I yelled. "Get outta my body, ya hear? Get out!" He looked at me disapprovingly. Shaking his head, he said, "Now, now Hurricane. You don't have to yell. I can hear you just fine." "I don't give a fuck! JUST GET OUT!!!!!" He narrowed his eyes. "You know I dissaprove of that language," he said. "Patch me through to them! I want to talk to Vinyl!" He chuckled, and my vision returned to normal. "Hoof-cuff me to the able, Doctor," I said. Then I fley bck into my mind. Tornado was still standing in the same place. "What do you want from me?" I asked. He smirked evilly. "Why, your body, of course." "For what?" "To take over Equestria." That drove me over the edge. I flew at him, tackling him and tumbling around. I punched him in the face, and kneed him in the stomach. I started hammering away at his face with my hooves, eventually hearing the sharp crack of breaking bone. Instantly, I was in a world of pain. "AGGGH!!!" I yelled. My snout was on fire. I put a hoof up to it, and felt something warm and sticky. Blood! I somehow broke my own snout by punching Tornado! He sat up and laughed. "We're connected, remember? Everything that happens to me also happens to you. Also, this is all in your mind." I could feel my left eye start to twitch. In real time, I screamed "GET OUT OF MY MIND!!!!!!!!! AGGHHH!!!!" I pressed my hooves to my temples and massaged them in. I groaned softly. Opening my eyes, I realized that I was back in the TARDIS. Oh, man hat a complicated battle. I was still hoof-cuffed to the table, but none of my friends were there. Wait, how could I be hoof-cuffed and still massage mt temples? Meh. I saw the Doctor sitting right across from me. "Hey, Doc," I said. "I'm back." "Yes," he answered. "Your mane is back to normal." "Where is everypony?" I ask. "I told Vinyl to go home, Sarcasm and Jey left on their own, and Club of Spades is still wandering around here somewhere." At that exact moment, she walked in. "Hey Doc," she said. "Can I turn on the Anti-Grav?" "No." "Awww…" Finally, A Vinyl Chapter! Oh, boy. One big chapter in the story just for me! Wow! Alright, let's tell this story LIKE A BOSS! So Doc Whooves told me to go home, right? Well, I didn't. I actually stayed in the big barn that was bigger on the inside. I had decided to explore it. Waking around, the corridors seem to get more and more confusing. Eventually, I came to a room that had an inscription on the door. It said "DERPY'S ROOM" in big bold letters. "That's weird," I said. "He has a room for derpies?" I opened the door. Walking in, I surveyed the room. I saw a sleeping form in the bed. I walked to it and poked it with a hoof. It rolled over to see me. It screamed. I did too. It rolled off the bed. "Wahhhh!" it yelled. "Whoah whoah whoah,"I told it. "It's fine! What's this place?" The mare looked at me. "My room?" she answered. I gave her a 'no shit' look. "What I meant was, what is this WHOLE place. As in, the barn." "Oh, iit's called the TARDIS. It's bigger on the inside, and it travels through time and space." I raise my eyebrows. "Oh really," I asked flatly. "I need proof. Gimme proof." She smirked and got out of the bed. We walked through the TRADIS or whatever it's called, and passed numerous corridors. "How can you not get lost in this place?" I ask. "Believe me, I have," the mare says. "My name is Ditzy, by the way." "Vinyl." We emerge in the room where everypony was. Sarcasmand Jey had left, so it was just Hurricane and the Doctor. Except, Hurricane still wasn't Hurricane. He was still Tornado Slash. "Doctor!" Ditzy called. He looked over. "Ditzy," he says. "I'm kind of busy right now. It's not the best time." She frowns. "You said you would always have time for me!" "Yes, I know. Just, not right now, okay?" "Kay Doc." She looked kinda hurt by that. "Come on," i say. "Why don't you show me around the TARDIS." All of a sudden, Tornado Slash's head snaps up. He smirks t the Doctor. Then, he turns around and looks at me. "Ahh, Vinyl," he says. "You know, he cares a lot about you. He thinks that you're everything. Everything in the world." That hit close to home. I stumbled back. Tornado laughed. "Oh, yes," he says smugly. "Your opinion means a lot to him. So, tell me. What do you think toward Hurricane?" I narrow my eyes. Is he trying to lure me into a trap? "Hurricane means everything to me," I say. "I would give my life for him." Tornado's smirk quickly turned into a scowl. "Is that so," he says angrily. His smirk quickly returns. "Then I guess you won't mind if I do this." He turns his head toward his foreleg. He bares his teeth, revealing sharp canines. My eyes get wide as I realise what he's about to do. He sinks his teeth into his own foreleg. "No!" I scream. "Stop! Please! Just stop!" He smirks again and pulls away. Just when I think he's about to stop, he bites the other foreleg. "No! Please!" My eyes are getting misty. I blink and try to hide it, but that only makes it worse. I drop to my hooves and knees. "Please… I'll do anything. Just stop, dammit! Fucking stop!" I'm sobbing into my hooves now. Ditzy is still standing. "Does that even hurt?" she asks. Tornado pulls away from the foreleg. "You have no idea," he says. "Masochism isn't a first for me though. This feels incredibly bad, but good at the same time." She cringes. The Doctor has been so quiet, I forgot he was even there. "Masochism, you say?" he asks. "So you get a sexual pleasure out of this?" "Oh yes." I can plainly see his wings unfolded and straight. Ditzy blushes. "That's gross," she says. The Doctor seems fascinated. "So your wings become erect when you are aroused, opposed to yout scrotum. Incredible! I've lived here for years and have never encountered this." Tornado is visibly confused. As am I. "What the hell just happened?" I asked. "Doc, you are freakin weird." He doesn't reply. I run a hoof through my mane. I'm back at home, without anypony else there. Christy is still at school, so the house is alll mine. I walk down the stairs into the studio and over to the turntable. As I look over it to check for dust or damage, I see Hurricane's headphones still plugged in. I magick the computer and headphones to me. Putting them on, I turn on the computer and turntable. The desktop of the computer is a picture of me in a ponytail and without my glasses. Leave it to him, I thought smiling. I said, "Wubs folder" and it took me right there. I saw all our albums. IN FOR THE KILL, WUBS WITHOUT END, all of them. I say, "play album SLOW JAMZ TO COOL YA DOWN." It starts to play some of Octavia's finest pieces. With a sigh, I close my eyes. Might as well get some rest before going to pick up Christy. Soon, I drft off to sleep. The Reign Of Destruction- Part Two "Ooh, fuck. My head hurts." I look up and see Tornado Slash standing in front of me. He's grinning, looking at my forelegs. In a sudden stab of pain, I writhe on the ground. "What the hell did you do to me, you motherfucker?" I yell angrily. He doesn't respond, just continues to look at me. "Hey! What are you…" my voice trails off as I see what he's looking at. There's blood all over my front legs, and bite marks on my inner leg. "Shit! What did you do to me? God fucking dammit! That hurts like a bitch!" Tornado laughs. "You like my handiwork?" he says. "I did it myself, you know." Trying to get up, I force another stab of pain into my body. "Shit!" I say. "I cant get up now because of you! Why in Equestria did you do this?" He scowls. "You know very well why," he snaps. "I've been cooped up in this Celestia-forsaken prison forever! I… want… out!" He walks over to me and stares into my eyes. "I've never shown you or the Doctor this yet," he spits. "So tell me now, what do you see when you look into my eyes?" When I look, I immediately regret it. All I see is pain, loss, sorrow, and anger. I see images of ponies dying, buildings exploding, every kind of destruction you can imagine. Finally, I see the most disurbing and angering thing. Vinyl, battered, beaten on the floor. A huge gash in her side, calling for Tornado. Her mane was two-tone blue instead of green. I see Sarcasm run in, except his colors are reversed. He kneels beside her, and hangs his head. "I'm sorry," he says. "Tornado Slash is dead." She sobs on the ground, her last breath used to whisper, "No" in a pleading way. Her head slumped against the floor, no longer living. Tornado pulls away from me. He's scowling, but crying angrily at the same time. "You see?" he yells. "I lost evrything! Everything damn it! My Vinyl Scratch is dead, our colt never born! That's why I need this body! You have a filly already, and I'm jealous, okay!?" He's screaming now. "I'm jealus of you fucking life, okay? I'm fucking jealous." He sinks to the floor, sobbing and groaning in pain. I stare on blankly, not even remotely comprehending what he just said. "J… jealous? Of… me?" "Yes!" "I… I had no idea…" He looks up. "Of course you didn't. Nopony ever does. You're all just a bunch of stuck up assholes that have no idea what a pony like me goes through. Especially YOU. You still have your Vinyl Scratch, while mine died in a parrale Equestria. So fuck you Hurricane. FUCK YOU!!!!!!!" I woke up back in the real world, inside the TARDIS. I had another killer headache. I was still strapped to the table. The wounds on my forelegs were gone. The ache was still there though. The Doctor looked up from some papers he had been looking at. "Are you Torndo Slash?" he asked. "What color are my eyes?" "One is red, the other is green." "Then no." He sighs. "Can I go home now?" I ask. "Yes." I walk all the way home, where I am afrid to oen the door. What if she mistakes me for Tornado? I shrug that question off until the time comes. I open the door silent and slow. Vinyl is playing a game with Christy. "Hey girls," I manage. Vinyl looks up. Her eyes get wide. "Hurricane!" she says as she surges to hug me. "I thought I had lost you!" I smile weakly. "Man," I say quietly. "I've got a killer headache. I'm gonna go and lay down upstairs." She stepped back. She nodded and went backe to her game with Christy. As I headed upstairs, my headache got worse and worse. I got into bed and tried to sleep. It was pretty difficult, with my headache and all. I close my eyes, and the next thing I know, it's two p.m. I get up to see where the girls were, and tried to head down the stairs. My vision went in and out of focus for some reason, and I collapsed. I wake up, eyes wide, looking around for somepony. "Who hit me?" I ask nopony in particular. My voice is hoarse. I see the Doctor, Vinyl, Spades, Jey, and Sarcasm in the front of the room. "Where am I?" I ask. "What happened?" Vinyl walks over. She sits in a chair. "You're in the hospital babe," she says. "You passed out from emotional strain." Dazed and confused, I tried to get up. Almost immediately, I fell back down. Vinyl puts her hoof on my head. "You're burning up," she says, concerned. She turns to the others. "Get him some water, now!" Sarcasm instantly teleports out of view. In a few seconds, he pops at the bedside. He sets the water on the desk by the bed. I drink some from it. It soothes my scratchy throat. "Thanks," I say. Vinyl smiles. The Doctor looks on grimly. I look at him. "What's up, Doc?" He looks up and smiles. "I see what you did there," he says. I tilt my head. "Whoops," he says hurriedly. "Nevermind. Nothing's wrong, I'm just unnerved. Why dud you pass out? Was it really from emotional strain?" Vinyl snaps her head around to look at him. She must have glared at him pretty hard, because he flinched and shut up pretty quickly. She turns back around. "Of course it was emotional strain," she says in a sweet voice. "Now, we better give him some time to rest so he can recover, right?" Everypony nodded quickly. Then they all left me to myself and my thoughts. Not very smart, I think absentmindedly. Then I realized what I had just thought. I blocked those thoughts as much as I could. I closed my eyes, and fell asleep. Band Camp When we got to the camp, we started to unload the bus. Of course, Jey falls flat on his face after getting off the bus. Sarcasm and I had a good laugh about that. We unloaded our stuff, then headed for the dorm. We didn't do much until dinner. When that started, guess who was in front? Me! Hah! I got my food and dug in automatically. No waiting for anypony else. After dinner, we all went on a hike. This is where things got interesting. "So," Sarcasm starts. "Whaddya think the girls are doing about now?" I had no idea. You see, Sarcasm is married to Pinkie Pie at the moment. I'm ith Vinyl Scratch. We, Vinyl and I, are both DJs. DJ Pon-3 and DJ Kantah. We met on accident. So, I just shrugged. "Hah, me neither bro." I chuckled again. Slmetimes I just wanted to slap him. Sometimes I do. We were walking along the trail when Bass Clef, our music teacher, called back to th class. "Be careful up here," he said. "It gets mighty muddy up ahead." We don't need to be careful, I thought. It's just mud. At that moment, my hoof got caught in mud. "Careful," Sarcasm says. "There's mud there." This continued for a while, me being stupid and Sarcasm being a smartass about it. Unfotunately, Jey was also being stupid. He kept running into things like an idiot. Then he started taking water samples from streams we passed. "Man, what one Earth are you doing?" I asked. "You're not Sherlock Hooves." "Well i'm trying to be," he replied. I shook my head. Oh, Jey. We got to the end of the trail, which was a waterfall. Jey started taking samples again. He started rambling on about altitude and position from camp. Sarcasm smacked him. "Shut up already!" he said. Everypony came back to camp at different times. Sarcasm, Jey, and I got back first. Everypony else came after.
Band Camp Part 2 Difficulty sleeping is hard to deal with. Someponies call it insomnia, but it's just difficulty sleeping to me. Loud Mouth couldn't shut up to save his life! I started to yell. As soon as I finished, everypony was silent, even Sarcasm. I finally got some rest. Fitful, mind you, but restful. Tomorrow was going to be a long day. To start off the day, we went to breakfast. Pancakes and eggs, which I found to be impossibly good. Sarcasm hated eggs. He tried them, and nearly puked. I laughed. After breakfast, we held a basketball game against Cloudsdale Middle School. The teams were even enough player wise. We had 6 players, and they had 5. Content wise, we were well outmatched. We were against the wonderbolts and Rainbow Dash! That was going to be a tough game. It started out well enough, we score, they score, and so on until it was 64-64. As soon as Sarcasm got the ball, he yelled "Last point wins!" and made a mad dash toward the goal. High in the air, Rainbow Dash and I looked at each other. She scoweled. I gave her a sly grin and rocketed right above Sarcasm. "Sarcasm! Up here!" I yelled. He looked up, nodded, and magicked the ball straight up to me. Catching it, I looked back to find the Wonderbolts on my tai. Putting on a final burst of speed, I reached the hoop before them and slam-dunked the final point! Ponyville Middle cheered! I put my hooves up and yelled "Yeah!" They cheered louder. I turned around, ready to head back to the ground, when I saw a pair of giant violet eyes staring at me. With a loud "Oi!" I flew back a few feet. Rainbow Dash laughed. "Hey," she said. "Nice flyin' Hurricane!" I was confused. "You… know me?" I said. "Of course I do! Everypony knows the famous pegasus that came from being the best DJ in Cloudsdale to going to live in Ponyville!" "Oh." She laughed. "Hey, well, good job. See ya 'round, Hurricane." She flew to the ground with her Wonderbolt friends. We practiced our instruments for a while untill lunch. We played in the whole band, sectionals, and back again. For lunch we had ham and cheese. After lunch, we practiced until dinner. We had pizza for dinner. Then, we went on a hike again. This time it was different. We crossed the highway and went to a site that you could find fossils of dinosaurs. Of course, Lyra asked if you could find human bones there. Bass Clef said no. Sarcasm and I laughed. We went back, had free time, and went back to the dorms. The next day, we left the Camp. I was happy to leave, because I would get to see Vinyl again. We took the ride back, and I walked straight home. When I got there, I was surprised to see that nopony was home. "Vinyl?" I yelled. No answer. I shrugged. Must've gone out. I switched on th TV. Then the phone rang. I rolled my eyes. I turned on the speaker and answered it. "Oi, Vinyl, is that you?" I said. "No sir, this is her doctor." Her doctor?
The Filly Called Christmas Her doctor? "Why is she at the hospital? What happened?" I practically screamed into the phone. "She didn't tell you?" he said. "No! What happened?" "She was pregnant. Vinyl Scratch just had a little filly." My jaw dropped. A filly? Vinyl just had a filly? I dropped the phone and sprinted to the hospital at full gallop. All the while, my head was going at fifty miles an hour. Vinyl had a filly! A little filly to call our own! I sped up, now flying through Ponyville. My wings strained to go even faster. "Rragh!!" I yelled. I saw the hospital speeding toward me. I knew I wouldn't be able to stop, so I tucked into a ball and rammed the door. I hit the ground and sprawled out on the floor. The receptionist screamed. "Oh my gosh are you okay?" she yelled. I got up. I checked to see if my wings were intact. "Wings, check. Head, check. Yep, looks like I'm good. Can you point me in the direction of miss Vinyl Scratch?" She was stunned. "R-room B4, sir. Are you sure you're okay?" "Heh, B4, just my luck. Not after, not during, but B4." I took off. Suddenly, my right wing erupted in pain. "Yow! Okay, maybe i'll walk." Walking is hard. Normally I just fly everywhere, but not this time. A nurse told me it was sprained. Great, just what I needed. A sprained wing. Finally, I got to room B4. Slowly, I opened the door. Vinyl's hair was back in a ponytail, and she still had her performing glasses on.I walked in. "Hey, Vinyl," I said quietly. She looked up. Her face brightened considerably. "H-hurricane! Boy, am I glad to see you!" she said weakly. "You'll never guess what the filly looks like! She's marble green and red, with a mane like mine but colors like yours and mine. She has your eyes." I raised an eyebrow. "My eyes, huh?" I asked. "Yeah!! Oh, she's just so beautiful, Hurricane!" I was happy to see her so exited. She was practically jumping up and down on the bed. Chuckling, I sat in the chair next to her. I held her hoof in mine. "I love you Vinyl," I said. She smiled. "I love you too, Hurricane," she said back. We kissed. The doctor cleared his throat behind us. I jumped. "Whoops," he said laughing. "Didn't mean to startle you." "Oh no, no, no. It's perfectly fine. So, what is it?" He stepped aside and a nurse brought in our little filly. Vinyl was right. She was christmas colors. I smiled. "I've come up with a name," I said. "What is it?" Vinyl asked. "Christmas." "It's perfect." That night, little Christy (our nickname for her) came home to the apartment. I knew for sur there was a party inside for us, so I told Vinyl to wait for a second. Opening the door ever so slowly, I stepped inside. Almost as soon as I closed the door, somepony hit me in the face with a balloon. "SURPRISE!!!!!" all my friends yelled. My hair was blown back. Applejack, Rarity, Twilight, Dash, Fluttershy, and Pinkie were there. Jey, Sarcasm, The Doctor, and Spades were there too. So were a bunch of ponies that I didn't know. "What're you guys doing here?" I asked. "The foal is right outside!" Sarcasm looked at Pinkie with an eyebrow raised. She smiled at him hugely. "We wanted to throw you a party so we could congratulate you on having your foal! So, where is she?" Pnkie said. "If you all promise to stay as quiet as possible, I will go and get her," I said. They all actually Pinkie Promised. I went out to go and get Vinyl and Christy. Interestingly, I had a gig that night. I comepletely forgot to go.
An Adventure With Doctor Whooves One day, when Christmas was five, she and I met the Doctor. That was quite the day. "Excuse me mister," Christy says. "Are you the Doctor?" He turns around. "You know me?" he says, smiling. I step forward. "Hello Doctor. Long time no see," I say. "Trottingham, was it?" His jaw goes slack. He looked genuinely surprised and scared at the same time. "Why, if it isn't Hurricane Bash. Brother of Blitz, husband of Vinyl, and father of little filly Christmas." This got me into a big story in the form of a visible flashback. "You see, the doctor and I have known each other for years. It all started when I was just a colt…" Flashback Someponies have imaginary friends. Others are too old for them. I don't have an imaginary friend, he is quite real. He calls himself the Doctor. I first saw him when I was very little… As a young colt, I lived in Trottingham with my mother. She was incredibly lenient, probably because we were so rich. Her name was Whirlwind Flash. She cared a lot about me. Alas, she died when I was twelve. So I ran away to Cloudsdale to live with other pegasi. On my way, a flying barn nearly took my head off. "Whoa," I said. "I wonder who's in there?" So, I followed it. I flew toward it at full speed, straining my wings to do so. I caught up to it, because our butler had taught me how to fly very well. I grabbed the door handle in my mouth. I tucked in my wings and let the barn take me. Like an idiot, I knocked on the door. Wait a minute, I thought. Why would somepony who is flying through the sky open the-- Somepony opened the door. "Hello?" the stallion that opened the door said. He had a tan brown coat wth a darker brown mane. I waved my hoof in front of his face. He raised an eyebrow, and looked around the door to see me. Then he raised both eyebrows. "Well," he said. "We can't have that can we?" I smiled at him with my mouth still on the handle. He chuckled and helped me inside. As soon as I was inside, my jaw dropped considerably. "Oh sweet Celestia," I said. "It's bigger on the inside!" The stallion turned around and laughed so incredibly long that I couldn't say a word. Then, a mare came in from another room. "What's so funny, Doctor?" she said. She was baby bluish-gray, with a blonde mane. She saw me, and gave me a walleyed, kind of confused, look. "Um, who are you?" she asked. "Ah, yes, you never did introduce yourself, little colt. What is your name?" the Doctor asked. "Oh, um… my name is Hurricane Bash," I said. "Who are you?" He smiled warmly. "Ditzy, would you mind introducing us?" "Not at all, Doctor," she said. "I am Ditzy Doo, and this is the Doctor." He did a little bow of his head. "Doctor… who?" I asked. Ditzy smiled largely. "Doctor, did you hear that?" she said. "Hear what?" "He asked the question!" "Ah, he did, did he?" He turned to me. "Isn't that what we all want to find out?" I opened my mouth to say something, but he cut me off. "As for this thing that you are in is called the TARDIS." It stands for Time And Relative Dimension In Space," Ditzy said. "Ahhh," I said. I was still mystified. "Soo, where do you want to go first?" asked the Doctor. "Or should I say, when? Pick a time, any time." I thought for a little while. "The origional Hearth's Warming Eve." We flew off in the TARDIS, apparently headed toward the first Hearth's Warming Eve. It was quite the ride. Bumps every five seconds, violent shakes, oh it was simply divine! Not. At the end, I was sprawled out on the floor of the TARDIS. On the ground, I looked around. Opening my mouth to say something, I got a hoof in it. I started flailing my legs around. The Doctor looked down. "Erm, whoops," he said. He took his hoof out of my mouth. He outstretched his hoof to help me up. I trotted to the door of the TARDIS, not knowing if I should go out or not. "Go on," Ditzy said. "The fkrst time is pretty mind blowing, but you get used to it." I opened the door slowly. I could not believe what I saw! There were tall buildings and ponies flying around with big contraptions that looked like carriages with rooves and no ponies pulling them. "Whoah," I said. "This- this is amazing! But, this isn't Hearth's Warming Eve, is it?" "No," the Doctor said. "This is Equestria, just one-hundred years after Celestia's rule ends." --------------------------End-------------------------------------- When I snapped back to reality, Christy was waving her hoof in my face. "Sorry, that flashback was quite long." Yeah," she said. "Tell me more about Equestria after Celestia!" I chuckled. "That's a story for another time. So, what brings you here, Doctor?" He seemed to remember that we were there. "Oh! Well, I came to get Ditzy," he said. "We have to meet the Trottans* to discuss war preperations." I chuckled. "Well, I guess you best be on your way, then. Good luck!"
Things Start Looking Up, Sort Of"Why are you such an idiot?" "Why are you such a smartass?" "Oh, i'm the smartass, huh?" SMACK!!! "Oi, hey! What's wrong with you!" "You're the one who wanted to mouth off! So why don't you just shut up?" "All right, that's it! You're going down, Sarcasm!" WHAM!!! He falls. We're drunk from our time at the bar. I DJ, we get drunk, we get in a fight… normal Sunday. Vinyl normally calms me down after this sort of thing. I just hit him with a chair, and he fell unconscious. So now, I have to carry him home so that Pinkie can take care of him. I also feel like a total shitbag. Which sucks. I dump him on the porch of Sugarcube Corner and ring the doorbell. Pinkie immediately opens the door and scoops him up. "Thanks, Hurricane." I shrug. I saunter home, slowly, so that Vinyl won't worry. Christy, I think. What am I gonna do? Meh. I'll deal with that when i'm home. I walk in the apartment and notice that the TV is off. "Vinyl?" I call. "Up here!" she calls back. She sounds like she's got something planned. I trot up the stairs. "You up here?" "Yeeeees." I open the door to our room and poke my head in. I walk in, looking all around me. I didn't notice Vinyl coming up behind me. She catches me by surprise and pushes me onto the bed. Rolling onto my back, look up at her. She grins. Slowly, she crawls over me so that her face is right on top of mine. I can feel her warn breath on my nose. Her deep violet eyes level with mine, she nuzzles me on the neck. We snuggle for a minute, then she pulls her head away. "Are you just teasing me," I say. "Or are we gonna get down to business?" She licks my cheek in answer. I roll over, so that i'm on top of her. She wraps her hooves around my neck. She pulls me close and whispers in my ear, "let's do it." I pull her in for a kiss. I press my lips firmly onto hers. She presses back. I bring my hooves down from her head to her hips, rubbing them along her sides. I hear a giggle from Vinyl. I smile. I bring my hooves down a little further and caress her legs. I get a soft moan as a reward. Bringing a hoof between her hindlegs, I tease her. She moans, louder this time. She runs a hoof through my mane and brings the other one down to my back. I shudder. "Oh come on," she says. "Pick up the pace!" We kiss again, this time locking together. I line myself up to her. "Are you sure?" I ask. "Oh hell yeah." I penetrated her, thrustng my stallionhood into her marehood. I held it in for a moment, then pulled out. Her eyes got really wide. "Ohhh… do it again." So I did. Multiple times, actually. Off we went, on and on for what seemed like hours. My eyes rolled back into my head. I moaned out of sheer pleasure. She started gasping for air. "H-hurricane," she said. "I th-think i'm gonna- Unnh!" She started to buck her hips under me. She closed her eyes. With every thrust, she made moan of pleasure. "H-hurricane! Unhh! Uhh! Ohhh…" I blew a load of seed into her marehood. "Ahhh… hmmmh… ooh." Another. "Uhh… AHHHWMMPPH!" I cut her off with a hard kiss. She moaned really loud into me. After a while of that, she finally relaxed. I stopped at the same time. She opened her eyes. "Wow," she said. "That felt good… can we go again?" I chuckle and roll off of her. "Sorry Vinyl. We gotta get SOME sleep." "Yeah, I guess." When I wake up, I see the back of Vinyl's head. Her two-tone green mane was ruffled from last night. Ahh… last night. Freaking good night, that was. So, I wake up to a green mane in my face, the smell of sweat and sex filling my nose. I recoil, and get up to take a shower. The feeling of hot water on my body felt wonderful. I sighed. Too bad I have a gig early in the morning. "What time is it," I hear Vinyl say in the other room. I check the clock on the sink. "Seven fifteen, Vinyl. Doncha want breakfast?" She jumped right out of bed at that point. I headed to the club where I had my early gig. Who goes to a club in the morning, though? I walk in and see that it's not much of a "dance" kind of club. "A gentlecolt club!" I said with disbelief. "Oh nononononononononono! I do not DJ at gentlecolt clubs!" I promptly left. I walked to Sugarcube Corner. Man, I was peeved. Banging on the door angrily, I yelled, "Sarcasm get out here!" He opened the door. "Mmph, what?" "We're going to Sweet Apple Acres!" He trotted out. We set off. I ran ahead. When we got there, I burst into the barn. "AJ!" I yelled. "Yes?" she answered. "Where's Jey?!" "In the orchard buckin' apples! Well, he's attempting to, anyway. Whatcha need 'im for?" I was already gone. "Jey! Jey! Where are you?" I herad a THUNK! We followed the noise. We saw Jey on the ground with an apple by his head. "Ouch…" "Jey," I said. "Dude come on. Jey!" I smacked him. He sat right up. "What?" he asked. "Come on," Sarcasm said. "Hurricane is pissed about something. Best not to ask questions." I hit him. "Unless you have a good reason, you shouldn't be interrupting my poker game. I'm winning." I scowl. Sarcasm answers her befor I say something screwed up. "Spades, Hurricane is pissed about something. I am definitely not asking questions yet, and I advise you do the same." "Oh." So we rounded up the gang. Spades, Sarcasm, Jey and I. I was gonna do something incredibly stupid and rash.
Then Life Starts To Suck We headed over to my apartment. We all sat at the table. I looked at all of them in turn. "We're going to do something incredibly fucked up that we could all get sent to jail for the rest of our lives." Jey's jaw dropped. "Man," he said. "I can't go to jail! I just got a job!" "I couldn't give two fucks, okay?" I was incredibly pissed, and I wasn't thinking straight. They all leaned away from me. I realized I had the 'somepony is gonna die' face on. "Man, you're doing the face again," Sarcasm said. "Go fuck yourself." "Dude what happened? One minute you're the happy-go-lucky Hurricane we know, then you get all grumpy!" At the moment, I gave zero fucks about anything except for the thing I was going to do. My left eye twitched like it always does when I'm angry. I storm out the door, knocking my chair over in the process. Sarcasm's POV So, he storms out like a madpony. "I'm scared for my life," I say. "Yeah, no doubt," Jey answers. "You think we should go look for him? I mean he looked like he was going to kill somepony! And that would suck. So, should we go after him?" "Jey, shut the hell up. Of course we go after him, stupid." So, as fast as we could, we galloped off. We asked everypony if they had seen him, but apparently not. We even saw Vinyl, but she hadn't seen him either. We ran all around Ponyville looking for him. We finally found him when Spades spotted his hair. We tried to talk to him, but he wouln't listen to us. He just got into a slender brown barn that said, "Police Public Call Barn" on the top. We tried to look into the window, but the box started to whirr and fade. Hurricane's POV So I fly away with the Doctor, competely rethinking my whole plan. I remember my alter ego's name. I sigh. "I guess it's inevitable now," I say. I start changing, my appearence getting a lot different. My mane and tail color melted away and started filling in orange. My coat's color also melted away, but instead turned turquoise. Then, two of my teeth turned into canines. My irises turned completely green. I am now Tornado Slash, and I am set on destroyng Equestria. Of course, nopony else knows this yet… I don't think I'll be telling them soon, anyway. also still a red barn. I ran away with the Doctor and Ditzy, but now they are nothing to me. I shall now destroy Equestria and all it's inhabitants! This plan was perfect! Pulling a suit jacket on, I slipped a tazer inside the sleeve. I walked over to the TARDIS main console. I pulled a random lever, and the TARDIS started to whir. "Hey, Doctor," I yelled. "Can you take me back home, please? I think I forgot something at the apartment." "Sure thing, Hurrcane!" We landed bumpily. I stepped out of the TARDIS and looked around. Everypony was going about their business casually. I decided to try and blend in. I trotted through Ponyville, nopony giving me a second thought. "This is going to be easier than I thought," I mutter. I head home. As soon as I walk in the apartment, Vinyl pops up. I felt incredibly guilty about what I had to do. "Who are you?" she asks. "I'm Tornado Slash," I reply. We shake hooves. As we shake, I activate the tazer. She falls to the ground limp. "I'm so sorry Vinyl, it had to be done." I turn around, suddenly remembering my cutie mark. It turned from a vinyl record to a black shadow of a cloaked pony. I developed a plan in a matter of seconds. First, I would have to eliminate whoever could stand in my way. That includes Luna and Celestia. Second, I would have to acquire the tipe of weaponry needed for such a task. A sonic device is what I needed. Lastly, destroy Equestria. This was a perfect plan. Either I would have every pony in Equestria bowing at my hooves or I'll have to destroy it. So I started out on my journey in Ponyville. None of my friends were to be seen. Heading toward Twilight's library, I started to hum. It was a song my older brother, Blitz Bash, taught me when we were colts. "Ninety nine bottles of wine on the wall, ninety nine bottles of wine! Take one down! Pass it around! Ninety eight bottles of wine on the wall!" I made it to the library. Smiling warmly, I knocked eight times, with a pause between four and four. She opened the door casually. "Yes?" she called. "Hello," I answered. I am part of the Library Inspection and Upkeep Agency." She looked confused. "They didn't tell me there was an inspection today!" My smile turned into a smirk. "It's a surprise inspection." Her eyes got wide. "Oh! In that case, come on in!" I started a fake inspection in the library. I pulled books off the shelves and "checked them for damage." Only select books were pulled off the shelves. Ones with villains and where I could find them. After the seventh book, I devised a plan. "This book has water damage on the pages," I said. I wasn't lying either. "Which book is that?" she answered worriedly. "Spike should know who did that. Spike!" He came running down the stairs. "Yess, Twili- Who's that guy?" She just beckoned him over. She took the book and gave it to him. Little did she know, I his a nerve gas emitter in one of the pages. She whispered in his ear, and he took off. As soon as he was out of earshot and sight, I triggered the gas. "So, Twilight," I stareted. I put a hoof around her shoulder. I started to talk, the activated the tazer in my sleeve. She fell unconscious. "Well, looks like my work here is done!" I walked out.
The Reign Of Destruction- Part One I found Discord in the Everfree forest eating popcorn with 3-D glasses on. "Discord!" I yelled. He turned around. "Hello, little stallion," he said back. "Who are you?" I rolled my eyes. "Does it matter?" "Yes." I sigh. "My name is Tornado Slash, and I want to rule Equestria." "Oh!" he says excitedly. "So, you came to get my permission? Well, permiss-" "No." He was taaken aback by my interruption. "You know, it's impolite to-" "I don't care. I want you to be my second-in-command." "Oh," he says. "I see. What's in it for me?" I smirk. I was prepared for this. "Complete controll over Ponyville and Canterlot. Maybe even Cloudsdale." He raised an interested eyebrow. He mulled it over. "Okay," he said after several minutes. "I'll take your offer." We headed off to Tenochtitlan to find Ahuizotl. There were no ponies aound, just rubble and Ahuizotl. "Hey Ahuizotl," I said casually. "I want you to join us in trying to take over Equestria." He looked up angrily. Rising to full hight, he yelled in my face. "Do you think I need another kingdom to rule? WELL I DON'T! Besides, what's in it for me?" Again, I was prepared. "First of all," I started. "This. Discord, hand me the bag." I dropped a sack full of bits onto the ground. "Also, you get full control over what happens to Daring Do." His ears twitched at this. "Wht about the rainbow maned one? She helped defeat me!" "Sure, sure. I'll arrange that. So, whaddya say?" "Deal." With Discord and Ahuizotl on my side, I could now take care of the Doctor. I was on my way to the TARDIS when I experienced the worst headache in my life. It felt like an elephant was trying to bust out of my head. I collapsed. Everything went black. I woke up in the hospotal with all my friends in the room. My mane, tail, and coat were back to normal. Vinyl was by my side, holding my hoof. When she noticed that I was awke, she abruptly kissed me furiously. "I can't believe you would run off like that!" she said when we parted. "Missed you too, Vinyl." WHAM! She smacked me! "Some stallion Tazed me while you were gone! What the hell was that about?" "What was the stallion's name?" "He said he was like, Tornado Slash… Or something." I sat straight up. "Tornado Slash?" I asked frantically. "Yeah," Vinyl replied. My wyes got really wide. "Oh god. We have to go and get the Doctor." We raced to the TARDIS at full speed. I was flying, because my wings were the only things on my body that wasn't in pain. We finally reached it. I started banging on the door quickly. "Doctor! Ditzy!" I yelled. "Somepony open the door! It's happened again!" The Doctor immediately opened the door. "You'd better get inside," he said solemnly. So we went in. My friends were all awestruck. "Whoah," Jey said. "It's bigger on the inside!" The Doctor smiled halfheartedly. "Yes," he said. "It is. So, Hurricane, ol' Tornado Slash is back again, eh?" So my friends described to both me and the Doctor what had happened. After the explanation, Vinyl asked the question I had been dreading ever since I found out that Tornado Slash was back. "So," she said. "You said that he was back 'again.' Was he here before?" I looked at my hooves. "Yes," the Doctor replied. "In fact, he was always here. It is Hurricane's parallel self. We were in a second dimension when the other Hurricane found us. He merged himself with our Hurricane, and gave himself a new name." "Tornado Slash," I finished. I realized that it was him speaking. Instantly, my mane turned orange and my coat turned blue. The suit jacket returned. We slowly looked up. "Hello, Doctor," Tornado said with a sneer. I was trapped in the back of my own mind, once again oblivious to the outside world other than what Tornado was saying. This time, he was in here with me. "Tornado!" I yelled. "Get outta my body, ya hear? Get out!" He looked at me disapprovingly. Shaking his head, he said, "Now, now Hurricane. You don't have to yell. I can hear you just fine." "I don't give a fuck! JUST GET OUT!!!!!" He narrowed his eyes. "You know I dissaprove of that language," he said. "Patch me through to them! I want to talk to Vinyl!" He chuckled, and my vision returned to normal. "Hoof-cuff me to the able, Doctor," I said. Then I fley bck into my mind. Tornado was still standing in the same place. "What do you want from me?" I asked. He smirked evilly. "Why, your body, of course." "For what?" "To take over Equestria." That drove me over the edge. I flew at him, tackling him and tumbling around. I punched him in the face, and kneed him in the stomach. I started hammering away at his face with my hooves, eventually hearing the sharp crack of breaking bone. Instantly, I was in a world of pain. "AGGGH!!!" I yelled. My snout was on fire. I put a hoof up to it, and felt something warm and sticky. Blood! I somehow broke my own snout by punching Tornado! He sat up and laughed. "We're connected, remember? Everything that happens to me also happens to you. Also, this is all in your mind." I could feel my left eye start to twitch. In real time, I screamed "GET OUT OF MY MIND!!!!!!!!! AGGHHH!!!!" I pressed my hooves to my temples and massaged them in. I groaned softly. Opening my eyes, I realized that I was back in the TARDIS. Oh, man hat a complicated battle. I was still hoof-cuffed to the table, but none of my friends were there. Wait, how could I be hoof-cuffed and still massage mt temples? Meh. I saw the Doctor sitting right across from me. "Hey, Doc," I said. "I'm back." "Yes," he answered. "Your mane is back to normal." "Where is everypony?" I ask. "I told Vinyl to go home, Sarcasm and Jey left on their own, and Club of Spades is still wandering around here somewhere." At that exact moment, she walked in. "Hey Doc," she said. "Can I turn on the Anti-Grav?" "No." "Awww…"
Finally, A Vinyl Chapter! Oh, boy. One big chapter in the story just for me! Wow! Alright, let's tell this story LIKE A BOSS! So Doc Whooves told me to go home, right? Well, I didn't. I actually stayed in the big barn that was bigger on the inside. I had decided to explore it. Waking around, the corridors seem to get more and more confusing. Eventually, I came to a room that had an inscription on the door. It said "DERPY'S ROOM" in big bold letters. "That's weird," I said. "He has a room for derpies?" I opened the door. Walking in, I surveyed the room. I saw a sleeping form in the bed. I walked to it and poked it with a hoof. It rolled over to see me. It screamed. I did too. It rolled off the bed. "Wahhhh!" it yelled. "Whoah whoah whoah,"I told it. "It's fine! What's this place?" The mare looked at me. "My room?" she answered. I gave her a 'no shit' look. "What I meant was, what is this WHOLE place. As in, the barn." "Oh, iit's called the TARDIS. It's bigger on the inside, and it travels through time and space." I raise my eyebrows. "Oh really," I asked flatly. "I need proof. Gimme proof." She smirked and got out of the bed. We walked through the TRADIS or whatever it's called, and passed numerous corridors. "How can you not get lost in this place?" I ask. "Believe me, I have," the mare says. "My name is Ditzy, by the way." "Vinyl." We emerge in the room where everypony was. Sarcasmand Jey had left, so it was just Hurricane and the Doctor. Except, Hurricane still wasn't Hurricane. He was still Tornado Slash. "Doctor!" Ditzy called. He looked over. "Ditzy," he says. "I'm kind of busy right now. It's not the best time." She frowns. "You said you would always have time for me!" "Yes, I know. Just, not right now, okay?" "Kay Doc." She looked kinda hurt by that. "Come on," i say. "Why don't you show me around the TARDIS." All of a sudden, Tornado Slash's head snaps up. He smirks t the Doctor. Then, he turns around and looks at me. "Ahh, Vinyl," he says. "You know, he cares a lot about you. He thinks that you're everything. Everything in the world." That hit close to home. I stumbled back. Tornado laughed. "Oh, yes," he says smugly. "Your opinion means a lot to him. So, tell me. What do you think toward Hurricane?" I narrow my eyes. Is he trying to lure me into a trap? "Hurricane means everything to me," I say. "I would give my life for him." Tornado's smirk quickly turned into a scowl. "Is that so," he says angrily. His smirk quickly returns. "Then I guess you won't mind if I do this." He turns his head toward his foreleg. He bares his teeth, revealing sharp canines. My eyes get wide as I realise what he's about to do. He sinks his teeth into his own foreleg. "No!" I scream. "Stop! Please! Just stop!" He smirks again and pulls away. Just when I think he's about to stop, he bites the other foreleg. "No! Please!" My eyes are getting misty. I blink and try to hide it, but that only makes it worse. I drop to my hooves and knees. "Please… I'll do anything. Just stop, dammit! Fucking stop!" I'm sobbing into my hooves now. Ditzy is still standing. "Does that even hurt?" she asks. Tornado pulls away from the foreleg. "You have no idea," he says. "Masochism isn't a first for me though. This feels incredibly bad, but good at the same time." She cringes. The Doctor has been so quiet, I forgot he was even there. "Masochism, you say?" he asks. "So you get a sexual pleasure out of this?" "Oh yes." I can plainly see his wings unfolded and straight. Ditzy blushes. "That's gross," she says. The Doctor seems fascinated. "So your wings become erect when you are aroused, opposed to yout scrotum. Incredible! I've lived here for years and have never encountered this." Tornado is visibly confused. As am I. "What the hell just happened?" I asked. "Doc, you are freakin weird." He doesn't reply. I run a hoof through my mane. I'm back at home, without anypony else there. Christy is still at school, so the house is alll mine. I walk down the stairs into the studio and over to the turntable. As I look over it to check for dust or damage, I see Hurricane's headphones still plugged in. I magick the computer and headphones to me. Putting them on, I turn on the computer and turntable. The desktop of the computer is a picture of me in a ponytail and without my glasses. Leave it to him, I thought smiling. I said, "Wubs folder" and it took me right there. I saw all our albums. IN FOR THE KILL, WUBS WITHOUT END, all of them. I say, "play album SLOW JAMZ TO COOL YA DOWN." It starts to play some of Octavia's finest pieces. With a sigh, I close my eyes. Might as well get some rest before going to pick up Christy. Soon, I drft off to sleep.
The Reign Of Destruction- Part Two "Ooh, fuck. My head hurts." I look up and see Tornado Slash standing in front of me. He's grinning, looking at my forelegs. In a sudden stab of pain, I writhe on the ground. "What the hell did you do to me, you motherfucker?" I yell angrily. He doesn't respond, just continues to look at me. "Hey! What are you…" my voice trails off as I see what he's looking at. There's blood all over my front legs, and bite marks on my inner leg. "Shit! What did you do to me? God fucking dammit! That hurts like a bitch!" Tornado laughs. "You like my handiwork?" he says. "I did it myself, you know." Trying to get up, I force another stab of pain into my body. "Shit!" I say. "I cant get up now because of you! Why in Equestria did you do this?" He scowls. "You know very well why," he snaps. "I've been cooped up in this Celestia-forsaken prison forever! I… want… out!" He walks over to me and stares into my eyes. "I've never shown you or the Doctor this yet," he spits. "So tell me now, what do you see when you look into my eyes?" When I look, I immediately regret it. All I see is pain, loss, sorrow, and anger. I see images of ponies dying, buildings exploding, every kind of destruction you can imagine. Finally, I see the most disurbing and angering thing. Vinyl, battered, beaten on the floor. A huge gash in her side, calling for Tornado. Her mane was two-tone blue instead of green. I see Sarcasm run in, except his colors are reversed. He kneels beside her, and hangs his head. "I'm sorry," he says. "Tornado Slash is dead." She sobs on the ground, her last breath used to whisper, "No" in a pleading way. Her head slumped against the floor, no longer living. Tornado pulls away from me. He's scowling, but crying angrily at the same time. "You see?" he yells. "I lost evrything! Everything damn it! My Vinyl Scratch is dead, our colt never born! That's why I need this body! You have a filly already, and I'm jealous, okay!?" He's screaming now. "I'm jealus of you fucking life, okay? I'm fucking jealous." He sinks to the floor, sobbing and groaning in pain. I stare on blankly, not even remotely comprehending what he just said. "J… jealous? Of… me?" "Yes!" "I… I had no idea…" He looks up. "Of course you didn't. Nopony ever does. You're all just a bunch of stuck up assholes that have no idea what a pony like me goes through. Especially YOU. You still have your Vinyl Scratch, while mine died in a parrale Equestria. So fuck you Hurricane. FUCK YOU!!!!!!!" I woke up back in the real world, inside the TARDIS. I had another killer headache. I was still strapped to the table. The wounds on my forelegs were gone. The ache was still there though. The Doctor looked up from some papers he had been looking at. "Are you Torndo Slash?" he asked. "What color are my eyes?" "One is red, the other is green." "Then no." He sighs. "Can I go home now?" I ask. "Yes." I walk all the way home, where I am afrid to oen the door. What if she mistakes me for Tornado? I shrug that question off until the time comes. I open the door silent and slow. Vinyl is playing a game with Christy. "Hey girls," I manage. Vinyl looks up. Her eyes get wide. "Hurricane!" she says as she surges to hug me. "I thought I had lost you!" I smile weakly. "Man," I say quietly. "I've got a killer headache. I'm gonna go and lay down upstairs." She stepped back. She nodded and went backe to her game with Christy. As I headed upstairs, my headache got worse and worse. I got into bed and tried to sleep. It was pretty difficult, with my headache and all. I close my eyes, and the next thing I know, it's two p.m. I get up to see where the girls were, and tried to head down the stairs. My vision went in and out of focus for some reason, and I collapsed. I wake up, eyes wide, looking around for somepony. "Who hit me?" I ask nopony in particular. My voice is hoarse. I see the Doctor, Vinyl, Spades, Jey, and Sarcasm in the front of the room. "Where am I?" I ask. "What happened?" Vinyl walks over. She sits in a chair. "You're in the hospital babe," she says. "You passed out from emotional strain." Dazed and confused, I tried to get up. Almost immediately, I fell back down. Vinyl puts her hoof on my head. "You're burning up," she says, concerned. She turns to the others. "Get him some water, now!" Sarcasm instantly teleports out of view. In a few seconds, he pops at the bedside. He sets the water on the desk by the bed. I drink some from it. It soothes my scratchy throat. "Thanks," I say. Vinyl smiles. The Doctor looks on grimly. I look at him. "What's up, Doc?" He looks up and smiles. "I see what you did there," he says. I tilt my head. "Whoops," he says hurriedly. "Nevermind. Nothing's wrong, I'm just unnerved. Why dud you pass out? Was it really from emotional strain?" Vinyl snaps her head around to look at him. She must have glared at him pretty hard, because he flinched and shut up pretty quickly. She turns back around. "Of course it was emotional strain," she says in a sweet voice. "Now, we better give him some time to rest so he can recover, right?" Everypony nodded quickly. Then they all left me to myself and my thoughts. Not very smart, I think absentmindedly. Then I realized what I had just thought. I blocked those thoughts as much as I could. I closed my eyes, and fell asleep.
Band Camp When we got to the camp, we started to unload the bus. Of course, Jey falls flat on his face after getting off the bus. Sarcasm and I had a good laugh about that. We unloaded our stuff, then headed for the dorm. We didn't do much until dinner. When that started, guess who was in front? Me! Hah! I got my food and dug in automatically. No waiting for anypony else. After dinner, we all went on a hike. This is where things got interesting. "So," Sarcasm starts. "Whaddya think the girls are doing about now?" I had no idea. You see, Sarcasm is married to Pinkie Pie at the moment. I'm ith Vinyl Scratch. We, Vinyl and I, are both DJs. DJ Pon-3 and DJ Kantah. We met on accident. So, I just shrugged. "Hah, me neither bro." I chuckled again. Slmetimes I just wanted to slap him. Sometimes I do. We were walking along the trail when Bass Clef, our music teacher, called back to th class. "Be careful up here," he said. "It gets mighty muddy up ahead." We don't need to be careful, I thought. It's just mud. At that moment, my hoof got caught in mud. "Careful," Sarcasm says. "There's mud there." This continued for a while, me being stupid and Sarcasm being a smartass about it. Unfotunately, Jey was also being stupid. He kept running into things like an idiot. Then he started taking water samples from streams we passed. "Man, what one Earth are you doing?" I asked. "You're not Sherlock Hooves." "Well i'm trying to be," he replied. I shook my head. Oh, Jey. We got to the end of the trail, which was a waterfall. Jey started taking samples again. He started rambling on about altitude and position from camp. Sarcasm smacked him. "Shut up already!" he said. Everypony came back to camp at different times. Sarcasm, Jey, and I got back first. Everypony else came after.
