Sweetie Sweets

by friedlambo

Rating: mature
Tags: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Comedy, Pinkie Pie, Sex, Tragedy, Random, Gore, Dark, Sweetie Belle
Length: 1145

When Sweetie Belle decided to help Pinkie Pie with some baking, things start to get a little... well, out of hand.

When Sweetie Belle decided to help Pinkie Pie with some baking, things start to get a little... well, out of hand.

Published 2014-03-07 15:10:03 UTC
Last updated 2014-03-07 15:10:03 UTC

Sweetie Sweets

Sweetie Sweets

Sweetie Belle’s tummy growled as she galloped towards sugar cube corner. She tried talking apple bloom and scrotaloo into coming with her, but they were too invested on getting their kissing cutie marks. A whole satchel of bits clanged at her side. Rarity really didn’t give her any money to spend saying that these bits were for the gentle mare’s strip club. Sweetie Belle ignored her sisters warning and took the bits anyway. Sweetie Belle arrived at the huge bakery taking in a huge whiff of burning pony flesh and cinnamon. As she reached for the door, it sprang open making the young filly fall on her marshmallow bottom.

“Ohmigosh I’msosorryididntseeyouthereiwasjustputtingupstreamersforthecake’sdivorceandibumpedintoyouandyouwent BOOOOSH andiwaslikeohmigoshi’msorr—“

“Pinkie” Sweetie replied. Pinkie stopped her proclamation and focused on the filly.

“It’s okay, I just stopped by for some sweets!” Sweetie said.

Pinkie shot right back in a frantic voice “Oh gosh, I was too busy planning this party that I forgot to bake anything!” The pink pony’s ear flopped down in disappointment but shot right back up.

“Wait, YOU can help me make some!” Pinkie said grinning.

“Me?” Sweetie Belle replied. “I can’t cook for shit nigga.”

Pinkie giggled. “Sure you can, it’s loads of fun and then at the end you fill up on sugary yummy treats and your stomach goes ‘yum yummm pinkie these cupcakes are delicious!’ and then the tasty treats go through the digestive westive system and just like your dreams turns to shit!”

Sweetie Belle had heard enough. “That sounds great! Let’s do it!” The young filly began to bounce up and down in excitement quickly followed by Pinkie.

Pinkie held the door open for Sweetie Belle as they strolled through Sugar Cube corner straight to the kitchen. Sweetie caught glimpses of domestic violence between Mr. and Mrs. Cake. Sweetie giggled to herself. “Silly old Mr.Cake. Bitches ain’t shit but hoes and tricks.” She shook her head as they approached the kitchen.

“Here it is! Let’s get started.” Pinkie said happily. Pinkie pulled out a huge bowl made from a raccoon carcass. She then reached into a drawer and pulled out two vibrators. She smiled at Sweetie.

“So it will be easier to stir, silly!”

Pinkie set the raccoon carcass onto the floor and turned around. Her sphincter muscles loosened as a whole stream of fecal matter splattered onto the decaying corpse bowl.

“Perfect!” Pinkie gleamed. She picked up the shit bowl with her teeth and set it on the table. She turned to Sweetie Belle.

“Now you have to make the icing!”

Sweetie Belle knew exactly what to do. She climber onto the table and took a piss onto the revolting excuse for a bowl. The froth from the urine lined the pile of feces. Just as planned. As sweetie hopped off the table, her leg hit the bowl causing it to splash onto both of them. Pinkie licked her lips and grinned.

"Oh boy oh boy, we've gotten pretty messy, haven't we? I think we'd better take a bath! I can only lick so much icing off of myself! Haha!"

Sweetie Belle nodded slowly. "Yeah, we are pretty messy, but...well, so is the area." Sweetie Belle said, looking around their surroundings at all of the cake icing that was splattered throughout the walls.

"Aw, don't worry about that! Pinkie Pie will clean this all up herself! For now, let's just clean ourselves up first!" Pinkie Pie said. She made her way to the staircase that led to her part of the bakery, with Sweetie Belle following suite. As Pinkie Pie started walking upstairs, Sweetie Belle couldn't help but notice the way she swayed her butt to and fro. To say the least, it was making her moist.

As they got to the second floor, Pinkie Pie went straight to the bathroom, where she began to run the water in the bathtub.

"Okay, I guess I'll go first! Once I finish, I'll let you know! I'll keep the water running for you and everything!" said Pinkie Pie to Sweetie Belle.

"Okay, sounds good, Pinkie" she replied just after taking a giant piss on the bathroom floor.

Sweetie Belle walked out of the bathroom, allowing Pinkie to start her shower. She could her her sing here and there as she bathed herself.

Sweetie Belle started to sweat a little. She couldn't take it anymore. She needed to make love to that sweet party pony. She needed it badly.

She suddenly bursted through the bathroom door, making a loud slam noise as it hit the back wall. Pinkie heard this, and looked to the door to see Sweetie Belle standing there, panting in anticipation, and glaring at her.

"Pinkie Pie, i want to have sweet, creamy sex with you. Let us commence fuck."

"Oh boy, you sure are hyped up, huh?" Pinkie Pie asked, smiling furiously.

Sweetie Belle immediately bolted towards Pinkie Pie in the bathtub, and immediately shoved her tongue into Pinkie Pie's mouth so hard, that blood started gushing out of their mouths. Sweetie Belle moaned loudly as she kissed her, and suddenly, she grew to the same size as Pinkie Pie, exciting the pink pony.

"Oh dear, look how much you've grown!" Pinkie Pie said.

Sweetie Belle then grabbed Pinkie Pie by her arms, picked her up, and slammed her hard on the bathtub floor, breaking her back. She then got on top of her, and gave Pinkie and evil grin.

"I want to put my head in your vagina, Pinkie! I want to explore you like Columbus explored South America!" screamed Sweetie Belle. With that, she brought her head to Pinkie's extremely hairy vagina, and thrusted her head into it. She then tore out through Pinkie Pie's stomach, instantly killing the party pony.

"Alas, I have finally fulfilled my destiny. I can now commit to an eternal slumber of peace." Sweetie Belle said as she got up from the bathtub, and made her way to the exit of the bathroom.

As she neared the exit, she heard movements behind her, and turned around to see Pinkie Pie standing there, a hole right in her stomach.

"You're quite the astronaut!" Pinkie Pie said as she grabbed Sweetie Belle by the waist, brought her up to her own waist, and began to violently hump her. Her humping was so great, that each thrust tore through Sweetie Belle's skin more and more. Sweetie Belle yelled in pain as blood started gushing from her behind. Pinkie just laughed as she suddenly turned into a piano, and fell on top of Sweetie Belle, crushing her.

"Oh, the tragedy of peaceful music. Damn you, Mozart." Sweetie Belle said as she breathed her last breath.

Pinkie Pie turned back into her normal self.

"Well, that was unfun!" she said as she put a stick of dynamite into her throat and blew herself into a thousand pieces.