Suddenly Royal
Canterlot Randomness
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Canterlot castle
Uhhhh, What happened last 10 hours. I thought with my eyes still closed. I opened my eyes to see an unfamiliar but a really beautiful room. I glanced at the ceiling, the bed, and the window.... Just amazing. "What a-" I quickly covered with my mouth with my hands. I looked at my hands which are now stubs. "What the-" I covered my mouth. "T-t-t-testing o-one two three???". Voice, uncheck. Hands, uncheck, Room, uncheck. Well, according to my fan fiction guide in my imagination, I'm a pony, but who am I? "Testing again..." That voice, errrm. My voice is familiar. "Princess Celestia!" I could not believe this, I could be Doctor fricking Whooves for crap's sake. I also wanna be Derpy or Rainbow but why this!!! "Kay, now Gotta past foal steps." Clop, Clop Clop, Hoove hitting on ground SFX, Clop, step, clop. I now can walk. I tried to go outside but only to encounter an enemy in this room.... A door.
"Uhhhhh.... What did I eat yester- MY VOICE!!! Did I breathe in helium??!" Mav123 or Maverick woke up in a room unfamiliar to him, he can hear a female voice beside his temporary room, It was loud enough to hear.
"T-t-t-testing o-one two three???" the voice said.
"Wwho's there? What's happening." He saw his hands/ hooves. "Oh... My God...... my mind is tripping out on me. It's one of those MLP stuff Marion's been watching...... I'm probably having a karma dream because I made him drink a mixture of soy sauce, gatorade, chocolate milk, bacon, ham and tap water." He laughed at the thought. "So what do I look like." There was a mirror in front of him. He stood up on all fours and practiced walking. He saw a Dark Blue pony, Long horn, Wings, Moon butt tattoo and..... mare hood. "What the Heck...."
After losing 9000 Hp and 1000 Mana, No members can help the Princess. 'Marion selected Flee.'. "For the heck with that massive bull, I'm out of here!" I then opened the door with magic........ "I WON!!!!" the whole place shook. "Woah, Canterlot voice.". I then proceeded to see Princess Luna, She is the 2nd cutest pony princess. I opened the door again... How? and saw a Princess Luna, looking at her own reflection with her mouth agape. "ehem... Lulu?" I tried to sound like Celestia "Are you Okay, may I fetch you some water." Luna nodded. "Don't worry, follow me.". They went to the Kitchen of the big castle. I got a glass then I filled it up with water. "Here you go, and close your mouth.".
"I am having the weirdest dream of my life...." Luna spoke up. "I'm here in this big castle as a dark blue pony pegacorn."
I knew something was wrong.."So, who are you really?"
"Maverick, I'm just 12 and I'm already 23 in this karma dream."
Karma dream. It then hit me, like a.... like a...... WRECKING BALLLL!!!! "Karma huh, aren't you the dream guardian?"
"I'm sorry but I don't know anything about My Little Pony!!!" She kinda set her Canterlot voice to med. "I'm sorry..."
"Don't worry, royal Canterlot voice is common hear."
"Oh....."
"So why do you think you're having this Karma Dream."
"Well, I made my friend, Marion drink something which would haunt his tastebuds.... Well, it's getting boring not knowing someone that knows me back as Maverick..."
"Maverick huh... How's the Minecraft Hamachi Server going?" I chose to reveal myself.
"Good, I don't know why Tomy's not joining, Marion is the only- wait a minute...." Maverick was confused "Only Marion knows that! Unless....... Marion?"
"Sup' Bro, or Sis, literally Sis." I said "And this is not a dream I can tell."
Then Maverick fell down on the floor. "Nononono..... This is not real..."
"Get up Lulu, You got a moon to raise."
"Wait, I control the moon?"
"Yes, so as I control the sun."
"So that's why our butt tattooes are Moon and Sun."
"Cutie Marks. And you'll say: What are those, those are just Markings on your flank that shows your true talent. so get up and raise the moon."
Luna stood up and tried to use magic.
In a land far away from Canterlot, a Kingdom made out of Crystal.
"Uhhh....... What did I-" Newspaperguy or Emman quickly shut his mouth. Realizing he was in another room filled with majestic crystals made him look at them in awe. He then went out of his bed, falling down. He stood up... on two legs. He fell and again and again. He then tried all fours and tried to walk. "Yup, I am a horse. And this isn't a dream, I fell 5 times I know......" He went to the mirror and saw a pink pony with a heart on his butt. And to top it all off..... Congratultions, You've got no manhood. "Oh my fricki-" He then fainted. Or should I say.... she.
"I told you to raise the moon, not set my hair on fire." I then put my mane out.
"I'm trying!"
"Just think of it that you're lifting the moon." Lulu then closed her eyes and her horn started glowing, brighter than in the shows. About 5 seconds, the moon was up. "CONGRATULATIONS!" hoof clapping all the way.
"Now I'm going to raise the sun later, wanna go visit Twilight."
"NO!!! MLP's enough but Me as Edward and Y-y-you as Bella... ewww!!!"
"No, I meant, Twilight is a person. Pony I mean."
"Oh, If we're princesses, shouldn't we have guards."
"Oh, I noticed that too, where are they?"
"Hey, Sharp Spear, Why hasn't the Princesses contacted us, I haven't heard them shout for orders, I'm really worried."
"You said it, Javelin Throw."
"Hey, honey, wake up." A white colt asked the Pink pony, lying down on the floor.
"Agh!" Emman quickly stood up.
"You got a speech today about the upcoming anniversary of Sombra's banishment."
Oh no he thought."Okay."
"Are you feeling okay?"
Emman had to make an excuse... He had to pretend that he had no memory of everything. "Who are you?"
"Huh?"
"Where am I?"
"Oh no, The Speech Is TODAY And you're having Amnesia! Don't worry I'll be back." The White Colt ran off.
By sheer luck and guessing, Emman the now girl flew out the window, might be small, but big enough to fit.
"Honey! I'm back.... Guess nervousness and amnesiac overcame her. Guards!"
A platoon came on his command." Your'e all on a search group to finding my wife, Princess Mi Amore Cadenza, It is urgent because her anniversary speech is today!!"
Flying away quickly. "Wait, I'm a unicorn part pegasus right, I'll just disguise myself." Emman transformed her/himself into a filly and flew. She stopped to see a train."Invisibility spell....." She is now invisible and hid inside under the seats in the train.
"ALL ABOARD TO PONYVILLE!" The conductor said as he rang the bell.
"To not attract many ponies, we have to disguise ourselves. I'll disguise myself as a lovely mare, and you'll disguise as a cute lil' filly."
"What the? Why a filly?"
"Because people already know your two forms, Nightmare moon, young, and your current."
"oh.... frick."
"ONWARDS TO PONYVILLE!" I shout but not too loud so no guards shall know our plans.
"Why do I have to carry you while flying?" Maverick or I shall call Lulu.
"So you can get some wing exercise."
"Hmmm."
We landed in Ponyville where there's a place that doesn't have too many ponies. We transformed according to our plan. "Your'e name is Blue Moon and mine is Bright Sun."
Then we saw the library of Princess Twilight."Oh this is gonna be fun!" I said with a grin on my face.
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