Suddenly Royal

by HeroOfOOO

Rating: everyone
Tags: Alternate Universe, Human, Comedy, Adventure, Random
Length: 3405

I don't know how this happened but most of my friends and I became high authority ponies.....

Hi, HeroOfOOO here, Mav123, NewsPaperGuy, Gab, Liam and Jolo just got turned into ponies, but not low authorities, the highest, or should I say God…. or Godess….. Well, we're all boys which sucks losing our manhood. Oh, and one more thing, AM I THE ONLY BRONY HERE?! This is so weird, we practice our magic, we go to place to place, finding more of our friends that are also royalty.. Man, I really need a glass of milk….

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-03-13 22:18:40 UTC

Canterlot Randomness

6:00 Am

Canterlot castle

Uhhhh, What happened last 10 hours. I thought with my eyes still closed. I opened my eyes to see an unfamiliar but a really beautiful room. I glanced at the ceiling, the bed, and the window.... Just amazing. "What a-" I quickly covered with my mouth with my hands. I looked at my hands which are now stubs. "What the-" I covered my mouth. "T-t-t-testing o-one two three???". Voice, uncheck. Hands, uncheck, Room, uncheck. Well, according to my fan fiction guide in my imagination, I'm a pony, but who am I? "Testing again..." That voice, errrm. My voice is familiar. "Princess Celestia!" I could not believe this, I could be Doctor fricking Whooves for crap's sake. I also wanna be Derpy or Rainbow but why this!!! "Kay, now Gotta past foal steps." Clop, Clop Clop, Hoove hitting on ground SFX, Clop, step, clop. I now can walk. I tried to go outside but only to encounter an enemy in this room.... A door.

"Uhhhhh.... What did I eat yester- MY VOICE!!! Did I breathe in helium??!" Mav123 or  Maverick woke up in a room unfamiliar to him, he can hear a female voice beside his temporary room, It was loud enough to hear.

"T-t-t-testing o-one two three???" the voice said.

"Wwho's there? What's happening." He saw his hands/ hooves. "Oh... My God...... my mind is tripping out on me. It's one of those MLP stuff Marion's been watching...... I'm probably having a karma dream because I made him drink a mixture of soy sauce, gatorade, chocolate milk, bacon, ham and tap water." He laughed at the thought. "So what do I look like." There was a mirror in front of him. He stood up on all fours and practiced walking. He saw a Dark Blue pony, Long horn, Wings, Moon butt tattoo and..... mare hood. "What the Heck...."

After losing 9000 Hp and 1000 Mana, No members can help the Princess. 'Marion selected Flee.'. "For the heck with that massive bull, I'm out of here!" I then opened the door with magic........ "I WON!!!!" the whole place shook. "Woah, Canterlot voice.". I then proceeded to see Princess Luna, She is the 2nd cutest pony princess. I opened the door again... How? and saw a Princess Luna, looking at her own reflection with her mouth agape. "ehem... Lulu?" I tried to sound like Celestia "Are you Okay, may I fetch you some water." Luna nodded. "Don't worry, follow me.". They went to the Kitchen of the big castle. I got a glass then I filled it up with water. "Here you go, and close your mouth.".

"I am having the weirdest dream of my life...." Luna spoke up. "I'm here in this big castle as a dark blue pony pegacorn."

I knew something was wrong.."So, who are you really?"

"Maverick, I'm just 12 and I'm already 23 in this karma dream."

Karma dream. It then hit me, like a.... like a...... WRECKING BALLLL!!!! "Karma huh, aren't you the dream guardian?"

"I'm sorry but I don't know anything about My Little Pony!!!" She kinda set her Canterlot voice to med. "I'm sorry..."

"Don't worry, royal Canterlot voice is common hear."

"Oh....."

"So why do you think you're having this Karma Dream."

"Well, I made my friend, Marion drink something which would haunt his tastebuds.... Well, it's getting boring not knowing someone that knows me back as Maverick..."

"Maverick huh... How's the Minecraft Hamachi Server going?" I chose to reveal myself.

"Good, I don't know why Tomy's not joining, Marion is the only- wait a minute...." Maverick was confused "Only Marion knows that! Unless....... Marion?"

"Sup' Bro, or Sis, literally Sis." I said "And this is not a dream I can tell."

Then Maverick fell down on the floor. "Nononono..... This is not real..."

"Get up Lulu, You got a moon to raise."

"Wait, I control the moon?"

"Yes, so as I control the sun."

"So that's why our butt tattooes are Moon and Sun."

"Cutie  Marks. And you'll say: What are those, those are just Markings on your flank that shows your true talent. so get up and raise the moon."

Luna stood up and tried to use magic.

In a land far away from Canterlot, a Kingdom made out of Crystal.

"Uhhh....... What did I-" Newspaperguy or Emman quickly shut his mouth. Realizing he was in another room filled with majestic crystals made him look at them in awe. He then went out of his bed, falling down. He stood up... on two legs. He fell and again and again. He then tried all fours and tried to walk. "Yup, I am a horse. And this isn't a dream, I fell 5 times I know......" He went to the mirror and saw a pink pony with a heart on his butt. And to top it all off..... Congratultions, You've got no manhood. "Oh my fricki-" He then fainted. Or should I say.... she.

"I told you to raise the moon, not set my hair on fire." I then put my mane out.

"I'm trying!"

"Just think of it that you're lifting the moon." Lulu then closed her eyes and her horn started glowing, brighter than in the shows. About 5 seconds, the moon was up. "CONGRATULATIONS!" hoof clapping all the way.

"Now I'm going to raise the sun later, wanna go visit Twilight."

"NO!!! MLP's enough but Me as Edward and Y-y-you as Bella... ewww!!!"

"No, I meant, Twilight is a person. Pony I mean."

"Oh, If we're princesses, shouldn't we have guards."

"Oh, I noticed that too, where are they?"

"Hey, Sharp Spear, Why hasn't the Princesses contacted us, I haven't heard them shout for orders,  I'm really worried."

"You said it, Javelin Throw."

"Hey, honey, wake up." A white colt asked the Pink pony, lying down on the floor.

"Agh!" Emman quickly stood up.

"You got a speech today about the upcoming anniversary of Sombra's banishment."

Oh no he thought."Okay."

"Are you feeling okay?"

Emman had to make an excuse... He had to pretend that he had no memory of everything. "Who are you?"

"Huh?"

"Where am I?"

"Oh no, The Speech Is TODAY And you're having Amnesia! Don't worry I'll be back." The White Colt ran off.

By sheer luck and guessing, Emman the now girl flew out the window, might be small, but big enough to fit.

"Honey! I'm back.... Guess nervousness and amnesiac overcame her. Guards!"

A platoon came on his command." Your'e all on a search group to finding my wife, Princess Mi Amore Cadenza, It is urgent because her anniversary speech is today!!"

Flying away quickly. "Wait, I'm a unicorn part pegasus right, I'll just disguise myself." Emman transformed her/himself into a filly and flew. She stopped to see a train."Invisibility spell....." She is now invisible and hid inside under the seats in the train.

"ALL ABOARD TO PONYVILLE!" The conductor said as he rang the bell.

"To not attract many ponies, we have to disguise ourselves. I'll disguise myself as a lovely mare, and you'll disguise as a cute lil' filly."

"What the? Why a filly?"

"Because people already know your two forms, Nightmare moon, young, and your current."

"oh.... frick."

"ONWARDS TO PONYVILLE!" I shout but not too loud so no guards shall know our plans.

"Why do I have to carry you while flying?" Maverick or I shall call Lulu.

"So you can get some wing exercise."

"Hmmm."

We landed in Ponyville where there's a place that doesn't have too many ponies. We transformed according to our plan. "Your'e name is Blue Moon and mine is Bright Sun."

Then we saw the library of Princess Twilight."Oh this is gonna be fun!" I said with a grin on my face.

Gab Is Twilight Fricking Sparkle

The train finally stops and she quickly went out as the others did. Her body was tired from retaining her invisibility and filly disguise. She hid behind a tree to recharge her filly form. She then needed a place to hide, she saw a big tree house, or tree library. She went inside undetected. Undetected that is if she didn't accidentally hit one of the shelves making 500 books fall. She then went to the cabinet for herself to hide. Perfect..... Then she turned into Cadence again. "Ddammit! NEIN!"

"Huh?!" Leo, also known as Gabriel Gonzales(Don't worry, he has no facebook, nor Twitter.)"Why does my voice sound like Tara Strong? WHY DOES MY BODY LOOK LIKE TWILIGHT SPARKLE!!!"She then noticed a stickynote stuck to her hoof which read 'Hey Twilight, Spike Here, If your'e having trouble finding me, find me at Carousel Boutique where I am currently playing with the CMC.... Also, do not look for your binoculars and camera.... Your number 1 Assistant Spike' "It's the Cute Little Dragon Dude,Right?" He talked to himself. "I'm not a guy anymore!!!" Leo then heard a knock on the door which startled him a bit. "Coming!"

Twilight then opened the door to meet a pink mane, white fur and alicorn.... Wut? "Hello, my name is Bright Sun and this is my *ehem*..."  I can't hold my laughter... But I must!!! "Little Sister, Blue Moon....." I chuckled "So..... Wonderful Weather We're having..."

"Hahaha, Nice try Princess Celestia." She said with a playful voice. "Well, who's the filly?" Blue Moon facehooved.

"Twilight, I wanna talk to you somewhere private." I said "It's about me and Luna."

"Then why didn't you report Luna to be here. Also, Is that your cousin?" She pointed to Blue Moon.

"I'm Fricking Maverick ugh I mean Luna!"

"Maverick?!" Twilight exclaimed "That name.... Rabee?!"

"Wait a minute, only my classmates know my nickname!! Who Are You?!" Maverick pleaded "I REALLY WANNA KNOW WHO YOU ARE!"

"Okay, I'll give you a hint......... YO MAMA SO FAT THAT WHEN SHE DIED-"

She was cut off by a pink alicorn coming out of the cabinet. "She DIED!!!!"

"Okay, that one's obvious, that's Emman but IDK who TS is?" Luna said "It must be close to us..... Tomy?"

"No."

"Jolo?"

"No."

"Marion?"

"Dude I'm right here!"

"Oops sorry,  Forgot that you're Celestia. Okay, wait... Boy Or Girl."

"Boy."

"Thin, Medium or Fat."

"Thin."

"Polite, Impolite?"

"Pass."

"hmmmm HI Leo!" I quickly realized that it was Leo so It was all of us now.... The Royal 4... "So why are we Like this?" I said "We didn't do anything wrong neither did I have a spell that could turn us into this. besides, We're humans."

"Hmmm, there must be a reason why we're like this?" Leo said "Hey, If Humans are turned into Royalty Ponies.... Hey, are there anymore royalty?"

I then thought and had horrifying results "Oh no....."

"What?" Everyone exclaimed for me to answer.

"Queen Chrysalis.  If that power goes into the Wrong Hands, it could kill!"

'Uh, why is my face on the ground?' Liam said trying to lift himself "Man, why Do I feel so So- My VOICE, It sounds like a demonic Woman!!".  He then opened his eyes to see his body black and had holes in it. "What the, My Little Pony Dream again? I'm already over that show and I'm here, being all Chryssie when I should be busy watching Shingeki No Kyojin...." He frowned "Wait, I'm a changeling right. Okay, I remember being Blasted by Twilight from the Canterlot Wedding episode... Yeah, so how do I shapeshift." Liam thought and realized he was a girl now. "Oh Damnit."

"Platoon, any results?"  Shining's platoon all shook their heads. "A double negative? I have to contact Twily." He went back to the castle to write a letter."

"Yeah, work it Rarity..." Spike said spying on Rarity with binoculars and camera, taking pictures, his current stare at the Apple of his Eyes was interrupted by a grumbly stomach "*Burp*!" Spike burped out a letter "Huh,It's a letter from the Crystal Kingdom..... CADENCE IS MISSING?!?!" Spike quickly hid all his stuff in his bag and went head straight to the library.

"So you ditched Shining Armor?" I said to Emman or should I call Cadence.

"Yeah, he kept calling me honey and stuff."

"Yea, that's because he's your wife. And he'll find you eventually."

:"Wait, If he's my wife, that means.... I'M NOT A VIRGIN ANYMORE, HOORAY!"

"Shhhhh, not so loud..." Leo spoke up, spying through window, then saw Spike going to the door."

"Quickly, DISGUISE YOURSELVES!!" Leo said.

Me and Maverick Disguised ourselves into the same thing and Emman as a filly.

"Twilight! Princess Cadence is missing!!"

"Why?"

"I dunno, but this is urgent! Her annual speech is today!:

The Pink filly just grinned with guilt when everybody stared at her excluding Spike who didn't know what was happening.

"We have something to tell you... I am Princess Celestia, The filly is Luna and the other one is Cadence, we disguised each other because of...." As I explained the whole story, Spike's jaw reached the floor with drool coming out. "I think I broke him?"

"Okay, so insect wings, Fly!!!" So Liam started flying, flying and flying..... until he saw a train to Pony Ville. He diguised himself as a normal pony, he sneaked in and slept in the train. "What a realistic dream."

"SPIKE!" Twilight shouted "Wake up!"

Spike snapped out of confusion "Woah, my brain needs health care... But seriously, Royalty is now being held in their minds by 12 year olds?!"

"Pretty much." I said which triggered another Spike getting his brain hurt. "Well, does he have health insurance cus' that isn't healthy when he does that."

"Well, only one guy knows about our existence... wait, can we transform into our human selves, we can go to our other forms so let's try." Cadence said her idea which made everyone agreed except for me.

"I don't agree, How about our minecraft skins." I said "So if we do some trouble, then we switch to our human forms."

Everyone agreed. "Iiiii'm Hero OF OOO!" I transformed into a Finn with blue eyes and yellow hair coming out of my bear hat."

"tROLOLOL THE NEWSPAPERGUY SAVES THE DAY AGAIN *TING*"He transformed into a guy with a trololol face with a suit and tie.

"I'm Mav123!!" He transformed into a wizard like guy with a hood and flaming hands.

"I'm Steve!!!" He transformed into an ordinary skin "What, atleast I'm a guy, hey, have you noticed that our voices our back?"

"Yeah I do, I sound just like my 12 year old self." I said, "How about you Mav123?"

"I sound the same high low 2 voice voice."

"Uhh what?" I said "Nevermind. So bout' you Emman?"

"Yo Mama's so fat.... Yup, my voice's back."

"Yayuh!"We all cried in unison.

"Now all we have to do is go back to our old and real selves or find other Royal guys for more part of the.... Oh No..." I said from cheeriness to deep and worried voice. "King Sombra."

Lord Of Dark Shiny Things

'Uhh, My mind, shouldn't have played Gods Eater for too long' Jolo thought with his head thumping, body sore and seriously in need of the hospital. "Ow.." he quickly sprang up and startled by his own voice "Am I a Demon?" He looked at his hands "Even worse, A PONY DEMON!!!!" He then tried to trot. While trotting, he saw that each step cause a black shiny thing to appear. "Hereby, LORD OF DARK SHINY THINGS!!!" He said then chuckled. "Weird dream... Huh, a train? Dream Civilization Here I come!" He then saw a train. "I need some questions around here." He then walked up to the Ticket Booth.

"Tickets Pleaaaaaaasssse don't hurt me." The conductor said "You get free train ride." He grinned with guilt expecting him not to be killed. Jolo or the now King Sombra nodded. Everyone around him just went to the other room of the train when he entered but one.... One was a pony sleeping humbly....Jolo quickly went up to that pony.

"Hey, why aren't you going away from me?" The Pony woke. After seeing him, the pony quickly burst into green flames and turned into an ugly creature like him, then disguised herself again and went to the other room.

"What the Heck?!"

We were at town square where everypony did the same thing when Zecora came here, lock the windows, houses, doors and everything... We're famous!.

"So, all you have to do is ask Shining what happened. He'll understand, it's not like Discord did all- Owwwwwwwww" I felt my brain hurt then flashbacks entered my mind.

"Okay so I found this spell book which allows us to summon really cool creatures. I tried it once to summon a frog."

Flash back 2

"Man I'm hungry... I hope my Mom's done cooking." I then tripped over a book "Stupid book. Hey, It's a spell book! Summoning Guide."

I then read it "Probably it's fake.... Amphibiay frogiay." Then a frog appeared out of nowhere. "Looks like I found Lunch..."

"So, wanna summon something?" I said grinning.

"Yeah, sounds awesome!" Maverick said

"Okay.. I'll pick something completely random.... I'll summon-" I closed my eyes, flipping pages "This one! Discordious Chaosius PINK CHOCOLATE CLOUDIUS!!!" Then thunder rumbled outside as I summoned Discord by accident inside my house. "Hahahaha!" We then saw Discord with sunglasses and a Hawaiian shirt.

"Who dares summon me on vacation?"

"Uhhhhh, I did."

"Why?"

"Cus' I found thi-"

"No no, Don't care, I'll curse you for interrupting my dance with beautiful ponies."

"I'm sor-"

"For All Royalty In their names, It shall be yours and your care for their manes. From Humans to Alicorns spell, At first you don't think it's hell...." Then our visions faded "Sweet dreams."

From sheer will power, I can hear Mom came into my room and saw Discord. She walked to my unconscious body, holding it. She shouted in anger at  Discord "What have you done to my son!?"

"Quiet Lady." As Discord snapped I quickly went sleeping.

I then heard mom say "Don't worry, I'll put you back to bed... I have to get them back to bed even though it's just 6:30.."

"Discord Did this. I DID IT AGAIN!!! I SLEPT EARLY AGAIN!! 6:30PM!!! But still Discord did this...."I said with disbelief "Kay, group let's find Discord!"

"So we could beat him up?" Leo said but I shook my head.

"Kill him?" Emman said but I said no.

"Uhh, eat him?" said Maverick.

"NO! We'll apologize to him.. That way he can-" I was interrupted by screaming voices of panic.

"THE HORROR!!!!"

As King Sombra walked through the road and along his path, crystals emitting black stuff, we quickly summoned our swords using our disguised magic. I pointed my sword at him. "WOAH!!! Why does everyone hate me?"

"Cus your Sombra, the Lord of cruelty dark stuff." I said "Now prepare to meet my Bane Of Arthropods!!!" I said as my enchantment sword was about to slice him but he quickly teleported.

"Now prepare to meet my Bane Of Arthropods!!!" A human shouted at him as he quickly used magic to hide. He teleported away from his sight, On top of Twilight's house to be specific. He had magic, he facehooved and had an idea. His horn started glowing while his idea is about to take place.

"Oh Sombra, where are you you evil kineving.. Kineving, maybe I'm pronouncing it wrong right?" I said trying to find King Sombra on top of the Library.

"Well, I you'd shut up- wait, didn't you say that one of our friends our royalty?"

"Ooops, Forgot... Sorry I threa-" I was interrupted to see another human. It had spiky hair, handsome face, silver braces and tall body.

"Jolo?!" We all said in unison.

"That's right I am- wait How did you know my name?" We then reverted to our human selves.

"GAB, EMMAN LEO, AND MARION?!?!"

"That's right, we're off to find King Som-"I was interrupted by Jolo.

"I'm King Sombra!!"

"Ohhhh. Sorry."

"That's ok." After apologizing, we turned back to our ordinary selves and went to the library.

"Spike we're home!" Spike came down from the stairs with a scared mixed with worry face.

"Twilight..... You have a visitor...." He said while his whole body quivered with fear.

We went upstairs only to be met by the ugliest creature in Equestria..... Queen Chrysalis....