Couple's Vacation

I hear a faint voice in my head...wake up....wake up.... WAKE THE FUCK UP! I awake and see we are still on this goddamn plane. "How long is this flight again?" I ask rainbow as she dozes of to look at the city of Philadelphia . "it's three more hours until we land on JFK." Whoopie , three more fucking hours on this god for saken plane. I turn on the television and watch My Little Lammas: Necks Are Beautiful. Rainbow asks me " Why are you into that show anyway? " I respond by saying "What else am I going watch on this damn plane?" She grabs the remote out of my sweaty palm. As I look into her eyes, I feel a tiny erection pop up. I try to cover it up with my leg. Luckily it had worked and went away in under 5 minutes and I fell back asleep ...... Jaiden.... Oh my god not this again.. I awake with a slit of sunshine hitting my face.We have landed in New York JFK, finally we're here I said in my head as I grabbed the 1 million bags rainbow had packed with her and I had only brought two. We both get up and he'd down the straightaway to get out of this fucking plane.

As we are walking toward the gate , I notice a sign that says "Jaiden And Rainbow." A man in a hotel uniform was holding the sign . Me and Rainbow had already gotten our bags from the baggage claim and walked toward the man in the uniform. "Excuse me sir, im Jaiden and This is Rainbow Dash." He replies back in a soft scratchy voice " the couple , right? " Me and Rainbow looked at each other with a distinctive face . I whisper into her ear "let's just go along with it so we can actually get a really expensive hotel for half price." We commented back to the man with the uniform " yes we are the couple Jaiden and Rainbow" he pick up our bags and walks outside to a long limousine. "Wow..." Rainbow gasped in awe. We entered the limousine and saw drinks of win in the back. "Not as good as cider but okay." Rainbow drank the wine slowly and delicately as I drank the whole thing in one gulp. The driver of the limo had asked where to go , I had responded with " Time Square Royale Hotel." We get stuck in a bit of traffic on the highway so I turn on my iPod and start listing to classical music.I hear Rainbow whispering my name so I take off my headphones. " Excuse me driver could you close the window so you won't hear?" The driver had close the window and rainbow started talking. "What the fuck Jaiden, you didn't tell me that this had to deal with valentines couple discount!" I wanted to tell Rainbow my deep true feelings about her but it couldn't , I could not tell her that she is my special. I kept quiet until I felt the limo hit the brakes and end up at a 50 floor hotel. I got up a spoke quickly "cmonrainbowletsgetourbagsandgocheckoutoursuiteokay?" "What?" She replied " speak more slow." I swallow my saliva and speak " let's go get our bags Rainbow so we can check in and go check out our room.

The uniform man had put our bags on a bag trolley and awaited us to sign in to the hotel . It was calm at this time of day , not really much happening right now. Me and my "girlfriend" walk up to the front desk and fill all this paperwork. We get through that and find out we have one of the luxury suites at the 49th floor. I grab two mints from the front desk and give one to Rainbow. We enter the elevator as wer see these two kids hop into the elevator at the last second. I try to get a closer look at the kids face , I thought that one of the kids was Scootalo , but Scootalo is visiting her family in California . The two kids stop at floor 19 and we keep going up. We reach floor 49 and go to room 538 . We walk down two corridors back to back until we finally reach room 538. Me and Rainbow , awaiting to see our 15 day house . I click the card and open the door. That new hotel room smell, we have a 60 inch tv in 1 room and a 70 inch in the living room , the guest room has a 60 inch tv and different arrangements than the master . I check the kitchen and there is a huge frige and a stove, dishwasher, and a wine bottle hanger. The bathroom has a jacuzzi and a walk in shower . "Oh my gos oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my GOSH!" Rainbow is filled with excitement while I am looking at her nice round ... I should keep looking around not around there. Rainbow replies as the uniform man leaves the room "Hey Jaiden, im going to go take a hot bath in the jacuzzi !" Rainbow speed walks into the bathroom leaving  a slight crack open by accident . I go eat a bowl of cereal and kill some time by watching Cutthroat Kitchen. I had been thinking about the secret I was hiding from Rainbow Dash." I told myself "when she comes out the bath , tell her." After watching two episodes of Cutthroat Kitchen and My Little Lammas , I start getting worried about Rainbow, she has been in there for a  long time , over two hours, I check the guest room and see the door slightly open. I start sweating and feel dizzy . I stumble through the bathroom door and see Rainbow. She was open mouthed . I was dead.