Button Mash plays Flappy Bird and ends up breaking his JoyBoy. And quite possibly, he also broke his moms favorite book.

I decided to actually write somethng for this site, so I did! I enjoyed the four-hour process of writing this. Hope it's not too bad for you to read it.

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Edit 08-08-17: don't read it. Please. Even I, the... author, find this story excruciatingly cringy to read.