Lightning and Firefist (Script)

  *Ponyville*

  (Twilight is doing magic spells with Spike, while Lightning and Stealth are watching)

  Twilight Sparkle: Tuh! Nuh! Uh! Nyuh!(magic chimes) Eyes over here, Spike!

  Spike: Uh, sorry.

  Twilight Sparkle: For this to work, it's crucial we keep our concentration totally on the-

  Pinkie Pie: Ooh!

  Spike: Nyuh!

  Twilight Sparkle: Spike! This magic needs our full attention to make it happen. There's no other way!

  Spike: I can't help it. Look!

  (various sound effects)

  Twilight Sparkle: Ugh, never mind her. She's just being Pinkie Pie.

  Spike: Super-extra Pinkie Pie today.

  Pinkie Pie: Hmm... Twitchy twitcha twitcha twitch.

  Lightning Strike: Pinkie, I'm just wondering, what are you doing?

  Pinkie Pie: Oh! It's my tail! It's my tail! It's a-twitch a-twitchin'! And you know what that means!

  Stealth Firefist: Yes, Yes, Yes! No.

  Pinkie Pie: The twitchin' means my Pinkie Sense is telling me that stuff's gonna start falling! You should better duck for cover. (Group makes confused faces)

  Twilight Sparkle: Oh, Pinkie, it's not gonna rain. Why there's barely even a cloud in the-

  Stealth Firefist: Frog!

  Lightning Strike: Frog?

  Stealth Firefist: (Catches frog with his tail) Got it!

  Pinkie Pie: (Frog ribbits) He said, "Nice Catch!" in frog.

  Fluttershy: Oh, I'm so, so sorry. You okay, guys? I just couldn't stand to see the pond getting so over-populated, what with the frogs all hopping into each other and all, so I decided to fly as many as I can on over to Froggy Bottom Bogg.

  Twilight Sparkle: Of course you did.

  Fluttershy: (muffled) Bye-bye! (Leaves)

  Twilight Sparkle: Nice use of tail Stealth.

  Stealth Firefist: I've been practicing.

  Pinkie Pie: Yeah, if that frog landed on you, you would have been like,"Ew!, and "Yuck!", and "Get this thing off me!" (Laughs and hops off)

  Spike: Wow! That was amazing! Pinkie Pie predicted something would fall, and it did!

  Twilight Sparkle: Oh, come on. She said that something would fall, and a frog just happened to fall right around the same time. A coincidence, nothing else to it.

  Lightning Strike: I'm not sure Twilight. Not even I saw that coming. And I'm usually very attentive.

  Pinkie Pie: (Comes back) My tail! My tail! Twitch-a-twitch! Twitch-a-twitch! Somethin' else is gonna fall!

  Twilight Sparkle: (Walks with Lightning and Stealth) Oh, Pinkie, please. Nothing else is gonna fa-AHHH! (Group lands in a ditch)

  Lightning Strike: Wow, I did not see this ditch.

  Stealth Firefist: Me neither.

  Spike: Oh no, Twilight, Lightning, and Stealth fell! Is it... safe to go help them?

  Pinkie Pie: It's okay, my tail stopped twitching. (Hops off) La-la-la-la-la, la-la-la...

  Spike: Ha ha! That was amazing!

  Twilight Sparkle: Oh, please.

  Applejack: Uh, guys? Why are you hanging out in a ditch?

  Stealth Firefist: (Sarcastically) Hmm, I don't know. Maybe because I thought ditches were where ponies usually live in.

  Spike: Also, Pinkie Pie predicted it!

  Twilight Sparkle: (Group climbs out of ditch) Honestly, Spike, she did not. Two coincidences in a row like this may be unlikely, but it's still easier to believe than twitchy tails that predict the future.

  Lightning Strike: I don't know Twilight. Even I'm beginning to believe that this Pinkie Sense is real.

  Stealth Firefist: I believe in anything illogical. I was born illogical for crying out loud.

Applejack: (gasp) Twitchy tail? Pinkie Sense? Woah! Nyu-uh!

  Spike: Don't worry, it's safe. Prediction already came true.

  Twilight Sparkle: Oh, wait. Don't tell me you believe in this stuff, too?

  Applejack: I know it doesn't make much sense, but those of us who have been in Ponyville a while, have learned over time that, if Pinkie's-a-twichin', you better listen.

  Pinkie Pie: My ears are flopping! My ears are flopping!

  Spike: Nyuh! What does that mean?!

  Pinkie Pie: I'll start a bath for you.

  Twilight Sparkle: Huh? (chuckles) A bath? This thing keeps on getting more ridiculous by the minute! (Truck passes by and splashes mud on Lightning, Twilight, and Stealth)

  Stealth Firefist: (Spits) What the juice? Seriously?

  Lightning Strike: I'm starting to hate Pinkie sense right now.

  *Cakes' Shop*

  (Twilight, Stealth, and Lightning are in the tub)

  Stealth Firefist: On the plus side, the bath is very relaxing.

  Twilight Sparkle: Still not cheering me up.

  Pinkie Pie: Sooo, basically, it works like this: I get different, little, niggling feelings and they mean different things. Like when my back is itchy, it means it's my lucky day. And, when my knee gets pinchy, that means something scary's about to happen.

  Twilight Sparkle: Is your knee pinchy now?

  Pinkie Pie: No, but my shoulder's achy. That means there's an alligator in the tub.

  Lightning and Stealth: Say what now? (Alligator comes out and group runs out of the tub) Whoa!

  Twilight Sparkle: How come your knee didn't get pinchy?! That isn't just scary, it's downright dangerous!

  Pinkie Pie: No, it's not, silly! This is my pet alligator, Gummy. He's got no teeth. See? Haha!

  Twilight Sparkle: Okay, okay... I get it.

  Stealth Firefist: That's still dangerous. Even for me. And usually I do dangerous things.

  Twilight Sparkle: Well, I still don't believe all this... "special power" stuff. It's just a bunch of mumbo-jumbo.

  Pinkie Pie: What's not to believe? You do magic, what's the difference?

   Lightning Strike: I'm with Pinkie on this one.

  Twilight Sparkle: Huge! For one thing, (clears throat) magic is something you study and practice. It only happens when you decide to do it, and it's meant to make something specific that you choose to happen, happen. With you, uh, it makes no sense at all!

  Pinkie Pie: That's so not true, Twilight! Sometimes it's a bunch of random things happening to my body at random times that supposedly predict the future. I call 'em "combos".

  Twilight Sparkle: Combos?

  Pinkie Pie: Sure! You know, like, ear flop, then knee twitch, then eye flutter. That means the sky is about to be graced with a beautiful rainbow!

  Twilight Sparkle: Yeah, sure.

  Pinkie Pie: Uh-oh, I feel a combo coming on. Ear flop, eye flutter, knee twitch!

Stealth Firefist: (Runs to the door) Yay Rainbow! (Gets smashed by door) Ow. I thought that was a Rainbow Combo.

  Pinkie Pie: Oh no-no-no-no-no. You're thinking of an ear flop, then knee twitch, then eye flutter. This was an ear flop, then eye flutter, then knee twitch. That usually means "look out for opening doors". You okay?

  Stealth Firefist: Well, can fruit attack?

  Pinkie Pie: No, not yet.

  Stealth Firefist: Aw.

  Twilight Sparkle: I don't believe this.

'  Pinkie Pie: You don't believe because you don't understand.

  Twilight Sparkle: Hmm...

  Lightning Strike: Oh, shock. You have an idea and you're dragging Stealth and me right into aren't you?

  Twilight Sparkle: Yes.

  Lightning Strike: (Sighs)

  *Later*

  Stealth Firefist: Yeesh Twilight. What's with all the machinery?

  Twilight Sparkle: To test if any signs of the Pinkie Sense will come up. Now when you get another twitch, we'll have all kinds of scientific information.

  Pinkie Pie: Okey-dokey-lokey!

  Lightning Strike: Twilight, with all due respect, is all this necessary? Can't we just believe this Pinkie Sense is magical without magic? Wow, that is kinda ironic.

  Twilight Sparkle: No way. I'm gonna find an explanation for this Pinkie Sense .Any twitches yet?

  Pinkie Pie: Nopey-dopey!

  Twilight Sparkle: Now? Anything?

  Pinkie Pie: Wait! Hold on! Uhh, no.

  Twilight Sparkle: Are you kidding me?! After a whole day of non-stop twitching, now that I've got you all hooked up, you're not getting a single one?

  Pinkie Pie: I don't control it, they just come and go.

  Twilight Sparkle: That makes no sense!

  Pinkie Pie: Sometimes you just have to believe in things, even when you can't figure 'em out.

  Stealth Firefist: She is totally right Twilight. Let's just get on with our lives and learn that Pinkie Sense is something we can't figure out scientifically. Wow, I think I just bored myself.

  Twilight Sparkle: I will not believe in anything I cannot explain.

  Pinkie Pie: Wait, hold on, I'm feeling something...

  Twilight Sparkle: Oh my gosh, what? What is it?!

  Pinkie Pie: (Stomach growls) It's my tummy! That usually means I'm hungry! Let's eat!

   Twilight Sparkle: Urgh... You know what? (Unplugs machine) Just forget it! I don't need to know if this is real or not. I don't need to understand it! I don't even care!

  Stealth Firefist: Twilight, you need to calm down.

  Twilight Sparkle: What do you mean calm down?! I'm calm!

  Stealth Firefist: Awkward.

  Pinkie Pie: Okey-dokey-lokey. (gasp) Uh-oh.(gasp) Hu-bu-bu-bu-buh!

  Stealth Firefist: Yay! Rainbow this time! (Runs to the door and gets smashed by the door again)

  Spike: Hi, Pinkie, Twilight, and Lightning! Have you seen Stealth?

  Pinkie Pie: Uh-huh! (Hops out)

  Twilight Sparkle: (Growls) Stealth! Spike! Did you two plan this?

  Spike: Plan what?

  Twilight Sparkle: Urgh! This is ridiculous. This can't be happening. This makes no sense. I have to figure this out.

  Lightning Strike: Well, how are you gonna do that? What are you going to do? Spy on her all day with us to get an explanation? (Lightning and Stealth Laugh)

  Twilight Sparkle: Hmm, that's not a bad idea.

  Lightning Strike: Aw, I can't believe I just gave her a crazy idea. Well, Stealth and I have to go bye!

  Twilight Sparkle: No Lightning. I need you guys' help in solving this.

  Stealth Firefist: No way Twilight. I just got squished by a door twice today. Who knows what else could happen to us. There is no way we're doing this.

*Later in Field*

  (Group is hiding in a bush)

  Stealth Firefist: I can't believe we're doing this.

  Lightning Strike: It's my fault, Stealth. I got us into this mess. Can we go now Twilight?

  Twilight Sparkle: No. I need you help guys in uncovering this mystery.

  Stealth Firefist: And you brought us here because...

  Twilight Sparkle: Two reasons: One, you're the only ones who I think aren't fully believed in this Pinkie Sense nonsense. Two, because you're the most reliable friends I have so far.

  Stealth Firefist: Well, count me out. I fully believe in the Pinkie Sense.

  Twilight Sparkle: You're still staying with me.

  Stealth Firefist: Aw.

  Spike: Guys?

  Twilight Sparkle: Ah!

  Spike: Woah-oh-uh!

  Twilight Sparkle: Honestly, Spike, don't you know better than to sneak up on ponies and a monkey?

  Spike: Oh, sorry, but, um, well, isn't that what you're doing?

  Twilight Sparkle: (gasp) No! I'm doing scientific research with the guys' help. We're observing Pinkie Pie, scientific name: Pinkius Pieicus, in its natural habitat.

  Lightning Strike: Pinkius Pieicus? Really? And isn't her natural habitat in Sugarcube Corner at the Cakes' Shop?

  Twilight Sparkle: There's something fishy going on with the whole twitchy prediction thing, and I'm getting to the bottom of it. So, shh. Come on, Pinkius Pieicus is on the move.

  Pinkie Pie: (humming)

  Stealth Firefist: Itchy nose, nothing new there.

  Pinkie Pie: (Gasps)

  Twilight Sparkle: A-ha, that makes no sense. See? She's hiding like something's about to fall from the sky, but a twitchy tail means something's gonna fall from the sky, not an itchy nose. (swarm of bees buzzing) This proves...

  Spike: (gasp)

  Twilight Sparkle: ...perhaps conclusively, that-

  Spike: Gah! (runs away)

  Twilight Sparkle: Spike! Where are you going? I'm trying to teach you the value of scientific- (Pulled by Stealth and Lightning) Guys, what was that for? (Both point to swarm of bees passing bush)

  Lightning Strike: That could've been you.

Stealth Firefist: Hey, guys. Pinkie has a shoulder cramp.

  Lightning Strike: Shoulder cramp? What's the shoulder cramp for? (Alligator growls right next to group)

  Stealth Firefist: I'll be honest, I did not see that coming. (Alligator attacks group and they walk out droppy) Well, damage least brain at no there's.

  Twilight Sparkle: Ow. This'll be still be worth it.

  *Sweet Apple Acres*

  Spike: What's she doing now?

  Twilight Sparkle: Smelling a flower.

  Spike: Holy guacamole! I wonder what that means?

  Stealth Firefist: (Sarcastically) Oh, yes. I'm clueless just as you are. I don't know what smelling a flower means.

  Twilight Sparkle:Wait. I'm getting something. Ear flop, eye flutter, knee twitch.

  Spike: Hold on... You told me that's the combo that says "watch out for opening doors."

  Twilight Sparkle: Oh-ho. You really, really believe this stuff, don't you? Here, let me show you there's nothing to be afraid of. Lightning go over to that door.

  Lightning Strike: What? Why me?

  Twilight Sparkle: We've been through an alligator attack.

  Stealth Firefist: So? That's coming from the scaredy mare.

  Twilight Sparkle: Just for that, you're testing too.

  Stealth Firefist: Okay, but if I get squished by that door, you're giving me fruit. (Stealth and Lightning go over to the door and nothing happens)

  Twilight Sparkle: See? I promise you there's nothing to fear from that-

  Lightning and Stealth: (Fall from door below them) Aaah! Ow!

  Applejack: Lightning, Stealth! You came to visit my new apple cellar, how nice. Guys? You okay? Uh, guys?

  Stealth Firefist: If I get injured one more time, I'm going to use my angry words.

  *Ponyville Park*

  Twilight Sparkle: Okay, take this down: twitchy tail.

  Spike: Twitchy tail? (gasp) TWITCHY TAIL!

   Twilight Sparkle: Hush, Spike! We can't let Pinkie know we're here, remember?

  Spike: Something's gonna fall, something's gonna fall! Run for your lives. Ah-ha-ha! (Runs away)

  Twilight Sparkle: Ugh, Spike honestly, you're overreact- (Lightning and Stealth pull her to safety again and the group sees heavy objects fall from the sky. And send irritated glares at the ponies who accidentally dropped the objects)

  Stealth Firefist: Okay, well at least we're safe now. (Group gets smashed by another piano) I stand corrected. (Group climbs out)

  Pinkie Pie: (humming) Hey, Applejack. Whatcha doin'?

  Applejack: Takin' more apples to my new apple cellar. How 'bout you, Pinkie? Whatchu doin'?

  Pinkie Pie: Oh, letting Twilight, Stealth, and Lightning  secretly follow me all day without me knowing.

  Twilight Sparkle: You mean you knew all along?! Why didn't you tell us?

  Pinkie Pie: (giggles) Silly, that would've spoiled the secret!

  Twilight Sparkle: Urgh!

  Stealth Firefist: I need a sound-proof jar. (Lightning gives sound proof jar) Thanks. (Stealth jumps around angrily and they can't hear single word and takes off jar) Got that off my back.

  Spike: Tail... still twitching?

  Pinkie Pie: All done, clear skies from here on in, as far as I can tell-- Hu-bu-bu-bu-bu-bu!

  Spike: Oh no! What does that one mean?

  Pinkie Pie: Dunno, never gotten any like it before, but whatever that shudder's about, it's a doozy. Something you never expect to happen is gonna happen! Hu-bu-bu-bu-bu hu-bu-bu-bu! And its gonna happen... at Froggy Bottom Bogg!

  Lightning Strike: Wait, That's where Fluttershy is! We gotta go get her out of there! No telling what dangers could be there.

  Spike: Oh no! Is it about her?

  Pinkie Pie: Uh, I'm not sure.

  Applejack: We better go and make sure she's okay.

  Twilight Sparkle: Calm down, everypony. All we know right now is that Pinkie Pie just got a case of the shivers. That's all.

  Lightning Strike: Twilight, I'm going to put this in terms that even Stealth will understand, Aah! Danger! Get Fluttershy to safety!

  Spike: I thought you didn't believe in this stuff Twilight.

  Twilight Sparkle: I don't. I just want to be there to see the look on Pinkie's face when we find out nothing's wrong.

  Pinkie Pie: Okey-dokey!

  Stealth Firefist: And what face will you make if she was right? Panic face, angry face, irritated face, dumbstruck face, I was wrong the whole time face- (Gets slapped by Twilight) Ow. Sorry. (Group runs over to Froggy Bottom Bogg)

  *Forest*

  Pinkie Pie: (shivers) Hu-bu-bu-bu-bu-bu!

  Twilight Sparkle: Cold? Need a jacket or something?

  Pinkie Pie: No thanks, I'm fine. (shivers) Hu-bu-bu-bu-bu-bu!

  Stealth Firefist: It's just a Pinkie Pie sign.

  Spike: So... Whadda'ya think happened to Fluttershy?

  Applejack: I hope nothin'.

  Spike: I know, but, whadda'ya think happened?

  Applejack: I'm tryin' not to think about it.

  Spike: Me too. But I'm thinkin' about it anyway. Like, what if she exploded?

  Lightning Strike: Spike, that is highly unlikely. I'm pretty sure Fluttershy did not explode.

  Pinkie Pie: Woah!

  Spike: I know.

  Pinkie Pie: What if... What if she exploded, and then... and then exploded again!?

  Lightning Strike: Pinkie, like I said. She did not explode. And how can you explode twice?

  Spike: But what if she exploded, and exploded again, and then- (Stuffed by apple by Lightning)

  Lightning Strike: She did not explode. It's not possible to explode more than once.

  Twilight Sparkle: He's right. She's fine, I'm sure of it.

  Applejack: I hope you're right, for Fluttershy's sake. Look! There's Froggy Bottom Bogg!

  *Froggy Bottom Bogg*

  (Group sees Fluttershy)

  Applejack: Fluttershy?

  Pinkie Pie: Fluttershy? (gasp)

  Spike: Fluttershy! You're okay!

  Fluttershy: Of course.

  Applejack: Phew, what a relief.

  Pinkie Pie: I'm so glad everything's alright.

  Twilight Sparkle: Sorry, I know it's not nice to gloat but... AHA! I told you there was nothing to worry about, and I was right. Pinkie Pie said whatever she was shuddering about was a (cough) doozy, and (cough) and the only (cough) doozy here is how right I am.

  Applejack: Uh... Twilight?

  Twilight Sparkle: Pinkie's made a lot of predictions today but (cough) ugh, what is that smell? But what we've shown here is that there's no point in believing (cough) in anything you can't see for yourself.

  Stealth Firefist: Twilight, can I lose my cool?

  Spike: S-see what's b-b-behind you, Twilight!

  Twilight Sparkle: Why? (Stealth points to hydra right behind her and she turns) (Hydra Roars) I see it... but I don't believe it!

  Pinkie Pie: Is that hydra?!

  Stealth Firefist: I don't have to believe it, but I can run and scream! (Group runs off and screams) This is probably the seventh worse day of life.

  Twilight Sparkle: Everypony up that hill!

  Spike: He-e-elp!

  Lightning Strike: (Grabs Spike and Flies away from hydra) Gotcha Spike! Where are we going to be safe?!

  Twilight Sparkle:  Up that hill! (Hydra growls) I think we're gonna make it.

  Spike: But Pinkie's still shuddering!

  Pinkie Pie: Oh, lookie there, it stopped. O-h-h-h, t-h-e-r-e i-t i-s a-g-a-i-n.

  Lightning Strike: (Hydra Slaps Lightning to the ground and Spike and Lightning have hard landing) Ow! My wings. (Hydra Roars and Runs with Spike on his back) There is no way we're going to be hydra lunch. (Group comes up hill and gasps)

  Twilight Sparkle: Ugh, he'll be up here in no time! Quick, one at a time, cross!

  Spike: Nyu-uh! Uh, do you know any spells for turning a hydra into a mouse?

  Twilight Sparkle: No.

  Spike: How about a squirrel?

  Twilight Sparkle: No!

  Spike: How 'bout--

  Twilight Sparkle: No small rodents of any kind!

  Stealth Firefist: How about a banana?

  Twilight Sparkle: No.

  Lightning Strike: An apple?

  Twilight Sparkle: Or fruit of any kind!

  Spike: That's too bad.

  Fluttershy: A hop, skip, and a... jump!

  Spike: Woah-ho!

  Pinkie Pie: Whoa-oa-oa-oa-oa!

  Applejack: (grunt)

  Twilight: He's too close. We'll distract him. You two go, now!

  Stealth Firefist: Wait, we?!

  Twilight Sparkle: Fruit.

  Stealth Firefist: I'm in!

  Lightning Strike: We just need to ask ourselves. What would a brave pony or monkey would do?

  Twilight Sparkle: (Runs toward Hydra) CHAAARGE!

  Lightning Strike: That's not what I had in mind.

  (Twilight runs under hydra and one of its head gets squished, and runs back) (Hydra chases after Twilight)

  Stealth Firefist: I got this! Hey Hydra! You want a piece of me? Come get me! (Hydra chases Stealth and Stealth runs around him and the heads get tied up) (Lightning uses a spell and to stun him)

  Lightning Strike: Hurry! That's not gonna keep him down for long! (Group runs towards cliff and but hydra's head smashes cliff and the spires collapse)

  Stealth Firefist: Oh, well isn't this just great?

  Pinkie Pie: G-g-guys! You have to jump!

  Twilight Sparkle: we'll never make it!

  Pinkie Pie: You'll be fine!

  Twilight Sparkle: We will not! Lightning, can't you just fly us over?!

  Lightning Strike: My wings are broken. I'll never make the distance!

  (Hydra Roars)

  Pinkie Pie: Its your only ho-o-ope! You have to take a leap of faith!

  Twilight Sparkle: (gulp)

  Stealth Firefist: All in favor of leap of faith, jump now! (Group jumps) Um, We're not gonna make it aren't we?

  Lightning and Twilight: No.

  Stealth Firefist: Aw, bananas.

  (Group falls and lands on bubble and shoots up into the air landing on the ground safely)

  Twilight Sparkle: We made it! Yes! (Hugs Lightning)

  Lightning Strike: Yes, yes we did. (Twilight is still hugging him) You can let go of me now Twilight.

  Twilight Sparkle: (Blushes) (Nervous Laugh) Sorry.

  Pinkie Pie: I knew you could do it, guys!

  Stealth Firefist: I'm just glad to be in one piece.

  Twilight Sparkle: I don't know how it happened; coincidence, dumb luck, or what, but you said there'd be a doozy here at Froggy Bottom Bogg, and I'd say we just had ourselves one heck of a doozy. I mean that hydra--

  Pinkie Pie: (shudders)

  Twilight Sparkle: Pinkie?

  Pinkie Pie: That wasn't it.

  Twilight Sparkle: Huh?

  Spike: What wasn't what?

  Applejack: What are you talking about, Pink?

  Pinkie Pie: The hydra wasn't the doozy. I'm still getting the shudders. Oo-o-oh, oo-o-oh. You see? There it is again. Whatever the doozy was at Froggy Bottom Bogg, my Pinkie Sense says it still hasn't happened.

  Twilight Sparkle: Huh? But I-- WHAT?! The hydra wasn't the doozy?! How could it not be the doozy?! What could be doozier than that?!

  Pinkie Pie: Dunno, but it just wasn't it.

  Lightning and Stealth: Uh-oh.

  Twilight Sparkle: (Bursts into flames and cools down) Ooh... I give up...

  Spike: Give what up, Twi?

  Twilight Sparkle: The fight. I can't fight it anymore. I don't understand how, why, or what, but Pinkie sense somehow... makes sense. I don't see how it does, but it just does. Just because I don't understand doesn't mean its not true.

  Stealth Firefist: That's what we've been saying. Or at least told you.

  Pinkie Pie: Y-y-y-you m-m-mean you b-b-b-believe?

  Twilight Sparkle: Eyup, I guess I do.

  Pinkie Pie: Oo-woo-oo-oo-oo, woo-oo-oo-oo-oh, woo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-ooh. Ooh! (gasp) That was it. That's the doozy.

  Spike: Bbrrbbrrbbrr.

  Twilight Sparkle: What? What is?

  Pinkie Pie: You believing. I never expected that to happen. That was the doozy, oh and, oh what a doozy of a doozy it was! (Hops off) La-la-la-la-la...

  Twilight Sparkle: Oh, good, Spike, you're here. Take a letter.

  Spike: With pleasure, Twilight.

  Twilight Sparkle: Dear Princess Celestia, I'm happy to report that-- Spike, what have I been saying about focus?

  Spike: I know, but I... Well...

  Twilight Sparkle: What's wrong, Spike, never thought you'd see us with an umbrella hat on?

  Spike: Not really, no.

  Twilight Sparkle: Pinkie's tail's a-twitchin'. What else can I do?

  Stealth Firefist: We should call it, hatbrella. Or umhat. No wait, how about brelat?

(laughter)

  Twilight Sparkle: I am happy to report that I now realize there are wonderful things in this world you just can't explain, but that doesn't necessarily make them any less true. It just means you have to choose to believe in them, and sometimes it takes a friend to show you the way.

  Pinkie Pie: Honk!

  Spike: Honk.

  Twilight Sparkle: Always your faithful student, Twilight Sparkle.

  Lightning Strike: I kinda like these hatbrellas.

  Pinkie Pie: There it goes again.

  Twilight Sparkle: I wonder what's gonna drop outta the sky this time?

  Pinkie Pie: You never know.

  (Twilight, Pinkie, Stealth, and Lightning walk off)

  Spike: (inhales) (Princess Celestia comes down) Twitchy tail? Holy guacamole! (Princess Celestia flies away)