"Yup, Yup, Eeyup"

by Finn the Human

Rating: teen
Tags: Slice of Life, Comedy, Crossover, Human
Length: 1560

Mlp and King of the Hill crossover. King of Hill characters are transported to Equestria. What will happen? And will they fit in?

A mysterious portal opens late at night in Sweet Apple Acres. Big Macintosh enters it and ends up in the world of King of the Hill (known as Arlen, Texas

We do not own King of the Hill, nor My little pony: Friendship is magic.

All credit goes to Ltmajordude for giving me the idea.
Dedicated to SmileHDFan.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-03-30 05:34:06 UTC

3. Bill's Pov

Bill's Pov

A chubby, bald man stood in his kitchen scratching his butt as he searched through the fridge, looking for something to eat.

"Let's see..." He said. "Milk, butter, some leftovers, let's see... Oh! Cheese!" The man, whose name was Bill, said as he narrowed his eyes.

He grabbed a stack of cheddar cheese singles from the fridge and headed towards his room. He was wearing only his underwear, but didn't mind that he was; in fact he was incredibly comfortable. When he entered his bedroom he picked up the television remote and pressed the power button.

"Let's see..." He said as he looked at the television screen. "What My Little Pony episodes are on tonight? Oh wait... They're only on at nine a-" His sentence was cut short as he screamed aloud. "AAAHHH!!!!"

"BRWAHHH!!!"

5. Lucky's Pov

Lucky's Pov

A women with blonde hair was watching television with her husband Lucky.

Lucky kissed his wife Luanne on the cheek. "You know. Since Gracie's asleep... Do you wanna...?"

"How about tomorrow?" Luanne asked tiredly. "I kinda feel tired today."

"Fair enough." Lucky replied with a shrug/.

"Oh. What the hell!" Luanne said as she jumped on top of Lucky's stomach.

The both of them began to make out and Luanne started to take off her shirt...

The both of them suddenly began to scream... "AAAHHH!!!!" And they vanished.

"BRAWAHH!!!!"

7. Cotton's Short Pov

Cotton's Short Pov.

Cotton got off his bed, and noted that his son G.H. was crying.

"Still less annoying than Hank..." Cotton muttered with a small smile.

"AAAHHH!!!!"

"BRWAHH!!!!"

Big Macintosh's Pov. Part 2

Arlen, Texas

Big Macintosh's Pov. Part 2

Macintosh crashed into an awfully hard surface, he assumed it must have been the grass or concrete, but he soon quickly recovered from the heavy fall. The stallion then looked above himself and saw the odd portal that brought him to this unknown place. It slowly began to fade away until it completely vanished, becoming only a fragment of Big Mac's memory. Macintosh grunted loudly in pain, and began to rub his temple with his right fore-hoof, trying to ease the pain, but then he felt something odd, it was as if something had been amiss... He had these weird things coming out of his hooves. And besides that his skin tone was no longer a deep red color, but more of light, tannish skin color. Big Macintosh crawled backwards, as if attempting to escape his freakish-looking hoof, but he quickly gave in when he realized he couldn't escape it, so he decided to embrace his new limbs.

'What are these...?' He asked himself, scratching his head with his left hoof hand. He quickly winced as he felt very tiny little limbs rubbing his scalp with their oily finger tips.

'So these things move...?' He thought in wonder as he continued to study his hands in fascination. Big Mac stood up and saw he had much longer hind legs. Almost twice the length they normally were.

"WHAT IN TARNATION IS GOING ON!!!" He shouted with his fists aimed towards the sky. His scene attracted the unnecessary attention of these strange creatures that soon began to surround him.

Seeing these creatures scared Big Mac, causing him to gasp and back away in fear. They all looked like some supernatural thing Twilight Sparkle researched about, but Big Mac was never interested in hairless apes or aliens.

"Hey, you okay there big guy?" A skinny looking man asked Big Macintosh.

"Nope, Nope, NOPE...!" He rapidly shook his head and ran on all fours, causing a commotion, and a scene throughout the neighborhood.  He had no clue where he was headed towardgoing, but he kept running until he reached the streets of Arlen, Texas.

1. Big Macintosh's Pov

Sweet Apple Acres, Ponyville

Midnight

Big Macintosh's Pov

Beautiful hour of midnight struck Ponyville, Equestria. The bright twinkling stars shined brightly against the midnight blue sky, faint clouds briskly circled the beautiful glowing moon. Sweet Apple Acres is surrounded by silence, all except for the sound of a certain red stallion kicking an apple tree.

A large, red stallion kicked an apple tree with a hind leg, causing all the apples in the tree to come tumbling down due to his incredible strength of power. On his flank he had a cutie mark of a green apple.

He watched as every apple in the tree landed perfectly into the baskets surrounding the trunk of the apple tree. He let out a loud sigh as he ruffled his orange mane.

"I still can't believe Applejack came up with the idea of apple-bucking this late at night." He muttered to himself, as he released a tired yawn. "I can't wait to take a long, nice-" Big Macintosh stopped when he saw a bright flash from ahead of him.

He blinked twice, before he walked over to where the flash came from. "What the-" The farm worker saw a glowing blue portal, which was making a soft eerie noise. Curiously, Big Macintosh approached the portal.

"I wonder where this goe... AAHHH!" He screamed aloud as the blue portal sucked the stallion in...

2. Dale's Pov

Arlen, Texas

Midnight

Dale's Pov

Shimmering stars glistened against the dark, midnight sky. The moon shined it's light brightly above the sleeping town. Almost everyone was in bed, enjoying their peaceful slumber. Birds chirped wistfully throughout the neighborhood.

A very skinny man named Dale was standing in his basement wearing what appeared to be a pair of sunglasses and an orange baseball cap. He grabbed a book from his book shelf and opened the book. Inside there were multiple pictures of presidents shaking hands with tiny, green extra terrestrials. (Also known as aliens)

He glared angrily at the photos and said to himself. "Aliens DO exists... and I'm going to prove it!"

As he turned the page his serious expression dropped when he laid his eyes upon a pink party pony, who had a confetti filled cannon.

"Heh." He began to say. "She was always my favorit-" Before he could finish the rest of his sentence he was enloped in a bright light and disappeared from his basement...

A chubby, bald man stood in his kitchen scratching his butt as he searched through the fridge, looking for something to eat.

"Let's see..." He said. "Milk, butter, some leftovers, let's see... Oh! Cheese!" The man, whose name was Bill, said as he narrowed his eyes.

He grabbed a stack of cheddar cheese singles from the fridge and headed towards his room. He was wearing only his underwear, but didn't mind that he was; in fact he was incredibly comfortable. When he entered his bedroom he picked up the television remote and pressed the power button.

"Let's see..." He said as he looked at the television screen. "What My Little Pony episodes are on tonight? Oh wait... They're only on at nine a-" His sentence was cut short as he screamed aloud. "AAAHHH!!!!"

"BRWAHHH!!!"

4. Boomhauer's Pov

Boomhauer's Pov

A skinny man, who had a tannish colored skin stood up from his bed.

"Mmm... touch me there." A women said as she sat laying down in the man's bed.

The man's name was Boomhauer, he chuckled quickly as he walked over to the living room silently. He went over to behind his couch and took out a box he hid there. He opened the box and took a comic book out of it.

Before he flipped the book open he looked around to make sure the women wasn't awaken, nor walking around. After he determined that she was no where in sight he opened his comic book and began to read quietly.

"Hehe. Dang ol' ponies. Dang ol' Applejack and Rainbow Dash..." He said. "Dang o-"

His sentence was interrupted as he began to scream loudly. "AAAHHH!!!"

"BRWAHH!!!!"

6. Kahn's Pov

Kahn's Pov

A women with blonde hair was watching television with her husband Lucky.

Lucky kissed his wife Luanne on the cheek. "You know. Since Gracie's asleep... Do you wanna...?"

"How about tomorrow?" Luanne asked tiredly. "I kinda feel tired today."

"Fair enough." Lucky replied with a shrug/.

"Oh. What the hell!" Luanne said as she jumped on top of Lucky's stomach.

The both of them began to make out and Luanne started to take off her shirt...

The both of them suddenly began to scream... "AAAHHH!!!!" And they vanished.

"BRAWAHH!!!!"

Kahn, the Laotian neighbor who was a friend and acquaintance of Hank Hill. He currently was sound asleep, enjoying his dream.

_

Kahn walked towards his enormous, expensive mansion...

"Greetings neighbor!" Another Laotian man shouted across his mansion.

"Greetings Ted Wassansong!" Kahn replied happily with a grin on his face.

"Hello Kahn.." Four men greeted in unison as they did the gardening in Kahn's lawn.

"Hello Hill, Gribble, Dautrive, and Boomhauer." Kahn said with a smirk. When he entered his home he saw his wife wearing a robe.

"Make love to me..." His wife, Minh, said seductively.

"NO!!!" He screamed, before laughing triumphantly.

With that Minh removed her robe and revealed her entire body.

"Ha ha ha... ha... uh... oh... WHOA!" Kahn said as he leaned over and began to kiss his wife.

And again they screamed as they began to vanish into a bright light source. "AAAHHH!!!!"

"BRWAHHH!!!!"