Watching My Girlfriend's Kid

by trahzo

Rating: everyone
Tags: Flash Sentry, Slice of Life, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Spike, Comedy
Length: 1280

Flash Sentry has to babysit Spike, and a bunch of danger ensues .

Twilight has to go away on important business & is unable to take Spike with her. Worried Spike might get hurt while she's gone, has her boyfriend Flash Sentry babysit him, and well, let's just say somepony else would make a much better sitter. I mean really? Running around a construction site?

Published 2014-03-09 23:00:15 UTC
Last updated 2014-03-09 23:00:15 UTC

Ch.1: Spending Time With My Soon to be Step-Son.

"Ooh, where is he, I cannot leave yet until I know you're safe!" Twilight said as she super hugged Spike.

He then managed to escape the hape. "Twilight relax, he'll get here. Look, I know you're just worried about my well being, but trust me, I'll be fine is I'm alone for a few minutes. (Geez Twi, what's next, you're gonna have another citizen of Ponyville write the oh I dunno, 50th savings bond?)" He said sarcastically in his head.

"I know, it's just that I feel the same thing lots of other parents feel. I know I left you alone lots of times, it's just that time, I'm scared of what might happen, I mean look over there, A construction site just opened up next door for a 9 sory building. I mean what if somepony messes up & a steel gurdur hits the library possibly hitting you & nopony was there to get you out of the way? I CAN'T LET THAT HAPPEN, I JUST CAN'T!!!" Then Spike used Emperor Kuzco's no talkie machine (Basically just placing your hand on the chattering target. Yeah I got this from The Emperor's New School. You guys should watch it if you like watching Yzma's pull the lever Kronk gag! Over & over because it's hilarious & different every episode.).

"(Seriously, still talking?)"

"Hey guys I'm here!" Said a voice.

"FLASH!!!" Then she jumped him. Soon they were on the ground & Twilight was snuggling her hero. "I'm so glad you're here, now I can go to Canterlot for the royal business that requires my expertise. Now remember you are to look after Spike until I get back, got it darling?"

"Yes Twi, your He-Stallion is here & he can take on the challenge!"

"Good! Now I gotta go! I love you 2 bye!" Then she kissed Spike & Flash Sentry on the cheek, and teleported herself to Canterlot.

"Quite the catch huh Flash?" Spike said then nudged his sitter's leg.

"Yeah, she sure is, but I still don't know that much about her little dude, I mean we'll be married one day."

"Well, atleast you don't have to worry yourself with having kids since I'm here & Twilight checked with her doctors figuring out that she's barren."

"Yeah, that is a relief, but since you've known her longest..." Then he put on a big smile.

"Okay, I'll help you out get to the 3rd base, but I'll only get yah that far, home plate is all you!"

"Yes Spike Sensei!" Then he bowed his head.

"Well, 1st thing you gotta know is, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah."

So they discussed plans & alternate plans then had some food somewhere in between and even more plans & info on Twilight straight from the dragon's mouth.

Later that night...

"Wow Spike you could be the eriter of Twilight's Biography."

"Oh that's nonesence."

"No, really! Look, we have 5 dumpster fulls of notes, and this is just Twilight's life as Celestia's stundent before you 2 moved to Ponyville."

"Oh, come-on dude, you're giving me too much praisd, now see here, I gotta write this love letter to my brand new crush, so I'll be in the room, night!"

"Goodnight, I'll be watching T.V. if you need anything."

So Spike went to his room then proceded to write the love letter.

"Boy it's getting hot in here." He then opened the balcony doors. "There, that's much..." Then a strong gust of wind took the letter! "Oh snap!" He tried to get the letter before it escaped the balcony, he made the leap, but failed, and fell off the balcony & bounced off a hot air balloon! He then landed back 1st onto the ground.

"Hi Spike!"

"Pinkie what are you doing with Twi's, nevermind, I gotta get that letter." So he made haste on his chase. He then ignored the fact that he ran into the construction site!

Meanwhile in the library, Flash was helping himself to Twilight's beer while watching T.V. "(Heh, Twi gave me a simple job, I bet she'll forgive me for taking her booze after seeing that Spike is A-okay.)"

"WE HAVE A REPORT THAT A CHILD IS RUNNING AROUND THE CONSTRUCTION SITE NEXT TO THE GOLDEN OAKS LIBRARY! IT IS CONFIRMED THAT THE CHILD IS SPIKE THE DRAGON!!! OH, WHERE IS THE ADULT SUPERVISION WHEN YOU NEED IT!?"

Then Flash had beer gushing out of his nostrils & mouth!

"SPIIIIIIIIIIIIKE!!! Owlouscious, I'm heading out! Hold down the fort till I'm gone!"

"Who."

"Shut-up!" Then just like that, he was outta there to save Spike from impending doom!

Ch.2: Rescuing the Kid.

Spike then ran after his letter that he finishedwhile Flash chased after him while a bunch of other familiar character in media chased after kids as well. Spike frantically tried to grab hold of his love letter, but it seemed the wind just didn't want to let him have it! Soon some where in the chase, Flash lost track os Spike, he looked to his left to see Spike, scaling to the top of the construction site!

"Spike, get back here! (Oh, if I fail, Twilight will have me executed! She's a freaking princess! She can actually do that!)"

Flash ran higher & higher, a spotlight was shined down on him as he ran. Flash tried to catch up but somehow a kid with legs that short are able to run so fast! Eventually, he made it to the top! He jumped to catch the letter, but he failed & then plummeted to his doom!

"SPIIIIIIIIIIKE!" Flash yelled as he flew really fast to successfully rescue him. All of the citizens cheered after Spike was safe. His letter then fell in the middle of the crowd.

"Oh-no, my letter!"

Then ponies were sent flying by a lovestruck Applebloom who tackled & kissed Spike!

"Ah luv yah sooooooooooo much right now! You told us yah had a new crush! But hadn't realised that yur new crush was me!"

"Yeah, who'd have guessed it? Now please let go because you're crushing me!"

"Oh, sorry!"

"Well, see you tomorrow Applebloom!"

"See yah tomorrow boyfriend!" She said with bedroom eyes.

"Hey Applebloom!" Flash called out.

"Yes?"

"You think you can have Applejack allow a sleepover now?"

So Applejack allowed Applebloom to spend the night with Spike at the library. Flash watched as Spike & Applebloom slept in the same bed.

"Nice, the kid gets to share a bed with his girfriend before I do with mine."

"Oh, I beg to differ." Whispered Twilight! "Come-on, let's sleep together Flash & rember, no funny business!"

"Yes Twilight (YEEEEEEEEESSS!)"

Then that's how the night for Flash & Spike ended, sharing the bed with their girlfriends! Now before I end this, I must give Shogun Deezutra his 1st line in the story.

"You're fired Braeburn!"

Goodnight everybody!

Author's Note

GOD DAMMIT I MADE A MISTAKE CAUSING ME TOO LOSE ALL MY WORK ON THIS CHAPTER SO I MUST APOLOGIZE & SHORTEN IT GRADUALLY! IF ONLY I HAD MY OWN COMPUTER, THEN I WOULDN'T HAVE TO FUCKING TYPE ON THE FUCKING PS3!!! I WISH MY OWN STEP MOM A PAINFUL ENCOUNTER ONE DAY FOR ONLY LETTING US USE THE FUCKING HOUSE COMPUTER, FOR GOD BE DAMNED MOTHER FUCKING SCHOOL WORK!!! YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW HIGH MY ANGER WILL RISE!!! ALSO, YOU ARE AN IMMATURE LOSER IF YOU THINK THAT MY PAIN IS FUNNY! I'M HAVING A FREAKING MELTDOWN RIGHT NOW! SO FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DON'T THINK MY PAIN IS FUNNY, PLEASE ASSIST IN WISHING THE IMMATURE READERS ETERNALLY NIGHTMARISH DAMNATION!!!