Cheesey Pie

by Cheeseycazoo

Rating: mature
Tags: Random, Pinkie Pie, Sex, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Romance, Cheese Sandwich, Comedy
Length: 3391

Cheese Sandwich visits Pinkie Pie, but suddenly realizes he shouldn't have stumbled into her party.

Cheese Sandwich was continuing his travels around Equestria when he suddenly feels the lack of friendship was hurting him. After Deciding to meet with his crush friend who lives in Ponyville, Cheese sets off to find her... However he runs into her at a rather grown-up party.

Published 2014-03-10 00:20:14 UTC
Last updated 2014-03-10 00:20:14 UTC

Strange Games

An orange stallion trotted towards his destination, ignoring his usual route in order to visit his ~~crush~~ friend, Pinkie Pie. Originally he was planning on visiting Canterlot once again for his yearly three-day party break. In all honesty, he hated his break. To Cheese, there could never be too much party. However, the different doctors he had seen throughout his lifetime had suggested breaks.

He normally had enough bits from party planning to get a five-star hotel, but Cheese found that his hooves were leading him to Ponyville. The sun started to settle into the horizon as the moon awoke to take its place. Cheese looked over at his pal with a strange look. Boneless 2 sat still, staring at him with a questioning look.

"Ah ha ha... Boneless 2, its just because I want a change to what I normally do.. Okay?"

The rubber chicken's neck flopped downward slightly, indicating he did not believe what his best friend had said.

"Now now, Boneless 2. Don't go doubting me. I just... Okay, maybe its because I want to visit a few friends."

Boneless 2 replied with a bounce of his body as Cheese leaped over a log in his path.

"Okay... Maybe a certain pony..." Cheese Sandwich blushed as his best friend pried the secrets from his lips.

"Okay, okay. I can't lie to you, Boneless 2. Whenever I think of Pinkie Pie.. I just get the Jelly Jiggles in my tummy. I can't seem to get her out of my mind... I think its some kind of sign to visit her, ya know?"

Boneless 2 bobbed his head in agreement.

Satisfied, Cheese Sandwich grinned, looked ahead, and trotted with a bit more speed and confidence.

***

Pinkie Pie giggled, wobbling over to the circle of her friends. The moon was up high, and it was time to PARTY! Cider was at the hoof of everypony there. Several ponies may have drank a little too much. Berry Punch flopped around like a drunk monkey on the dance floor. Several others cheered her on while taking more chugs of the cider Applejack had so kindly brought over.

Pinkie looked around the circle in which her friends formed, and took her seat in the circle. The whole world was dizzy, and she giggled with her tongue hanging out as she shared her observations with her friends.

"Wooooooow.... *hic* Didz you guyz see how much cider she drank?!" Pinkie let out a series of giggles and laughs, snorting at the end of the chain.

Rainbow Dash, Rarity, Twilight, Applejack, and Fluttershy just stood and stared at their slightly drunk friend. The game they were going to play required six mares and six stallions to start out with. Soarin and Big Mac were the only male faces she could identify. The others weren't as close or as important for Pinkie Pie to identify after drinking one-to-many cups of cider. She drank lots and lots and lots of cider before, but Applejack may have added a tiny bit more alcohol.

Pinkie shook her head, trying to concentrate. "Okay! Let's spin it!" She cheered. Rainbow Dash gave a quick glance over to Soarin before pushing the bottle in the center.

Rainbow Dash probably drank more cider then anypony in the circle!

The ponies wished, cursed, prayed, and hoped for the outcome of the bottle to be in their favor. Pinkie watched it spin and spin and spin until it made her head hurt, and she looked away. At the sound of cheers, Pinkie turned her head once again towards the bottle, shocked to see it was pointing at her.

"Who will the lucky pony be?!" Pinkie teased, giving a seductive smile to everyone sitting in the small circle before giving the bottle a powerful spin.

Cheese went to the same place he met Pinkie the day they planned the Birthday and Anniversary of Rainbow Dash. Outside of a bakery, a banner was hanging up. It was welcoming anypony that was old enough to drink inside. He looked over to his rubber chicken, giving him a nod before quietly whispering in his non-existent ears.

"Yep! A party in Ponyville? She has to be here!"

Excited, Cheese Sandwich burst through the door. A pony passed out on the floor had unexpectedly tripped him, causing him to flail his hooves around wildly. He felt the strings of balloons tangling him up as he tumbled through a crowd. Cheese felt his hat fly off, along with his gray article of clothing that hid his yellow shirt. Several ponies gasped in shock, and others were just knocked over. Cheese was terrified, and he gave out a goofy yell as he slammed into a table.

For a moment, Cheese felt dizzy. His eyes were wildly rolling around his head, and it took a moment to regain control over them. Cheese Sandwich looked around at his wrecked surroundings. Strings were tangled up in his hooves, and his tail was easily seen as he realized he was upside down, his tail bouncing in front of him. Many ponies looked and stared at the source of destruction, gasping when they realized who it was.

"Heh heh... Hi everypony!" Cheese Sandwich looked around as mares smiled and giggled, and most stallions had some kind of angry stare as if he had took something of theirs. "SO!! What's ah... What's going on?" Cheese tried to ignore the fact he had just made a colossal mess. "Look! The bottle!" Someone finally called out.

Cheese, still upside down, turned his head along with several other ponies to see a bottle. Its cap was pointing straight at him. Ponies started to whisper and giggle, and the once angry stallions were now angrier. Cheese Sandwich was still confused.

"Cheesie!" Cheese Sandwich gulped at the high-pitched voice. She hopped into sight, completely bouncing over the bottle. She wrapped her one front hoof around Cheese Sandwich's tail, pretending it was his head. "Look at this awesome party style he made! Come on everypony *hic* Lets PAAARTAAAY!" She called, then quickly turned back to the tangled cheese before her.

Cheese blushed she Pinkie stared at him. He expected her to say something, but she was silent, moving her blue eyes up and down his body. Pinkie used her hooves to help entangle him, and right away Pinkie pointed at the bottle. "Ahhh.... Is that important?" Cheese Sandwich asked, rather oblivious to any romantic games. Pinkie nodded, smiling. Out of now where she passed him a cup of cider.

"It's VEEERY important... I'll explain it while I... show you something.

Cheese stumbled to his hooves, hypnotized by the pony. He took the cider, and gave it a quick sip. Right away Cheese realized it contained an overwhelming amount of alcohol. While following Pinkie up the stairs, he set it on the table without her noticing. Her walking was a bit strange as she hobbled up the stairs.

"I have to admit, I wasn't expecting to see you here! Let alone do this with you. But in all honesty, I don't think I'd take it this far with anypony tonight... But since *hic* You're here, I'll make it special... Other ponies would just earn a kiss."

Pinkie giggled as she opened the door to her room. Cheese looked around. It was an average bedroom. Cheese looked back at Pinkie, who clearly had too much cider. "Uhhh...." Cheese backed away as Pinkie caroled her prey towards the bed. "May I ask why that bottle was important?" Cheese asked with a gulp, the foot of the bed keeping him from backing up anymore.

Pinkie climbed onto cheese, taking a seat in between his hind legs. "We were playing Spin The Bottle!" She giggled, and her tongue lolled out once again. Cheese sweated nervously and weakly held out his hooves to keep Pinkie from getting closer. His face grew red as Pinkie continued to move closer, despite her efforts. Pinkie Pie's flailing hooves knocked his hoof out of place unexpectedly, and the pink mare toppled on top of him. Her face crashed into his. He winced as he felt her tongue hit his lips and then trail down to his chest as Pinkie slid down.

Pinkie got her footing, but continued to lay on Cheese. His legs were spread wide enough for Pinkie's body to sit between them, and the top part of her body leaned against him. "P-Pinkie... I really.. Uhhh."

Pinkie giggled, silencing him with a hoof to the mouth.

"Oh Cheesey, you seem awfully nervous." Pinkie chuckled as Cheese turned his flushed face away.

"Wait... Is... This your first time?" Pinkie asked, pulling his head back to face hers. Cheese's green eyes widened, and he put his back more against the bed. Many times in his travels Cheese had maybe brought too much...punch... to some of his parties, and several mares in heat had tried to climb on to him. Luckily, Cheese was able to avoid their flirtatious behavior and sexual talk before anything happened. The subject always made him feel awkward, and just the thought of making love made him blush.

"Oh... Well, that's fine. It's... actually my first time too... Though ponies often think I'd be the kind of pony who takes a stallion after every party.. Ha ha! Aw well, I'm sure we can figure it out. I already know where to put your something, so I guess that's the main thing."

Cheese Sandwich wiggled his legs in attempt to slide Pinkie Pie away from his body, but failed as Pinkie slid further down. Her head was now at his belly, and Cheese held his breath as he felt her warm breath press against his fur.

He had to say something. He had to tell Pinkie he wasn't comfortable in doing such activities, but... he didn't want to risk hurting her feelings. Cheese wasn't only shy, but he was also quite considerate for other ponies' feelings. Cheese sighed out, letting the held breath out onto Pinkie's mane, admitting defeat.

What would Boneless 2 say?

Pinkie finally rose her body off of his, then pecked him on the cheek before bouncing on the bed. Her hoof patted beside her, showing she wanted Cheese to come beside her.

The stallion blushed, then slowly crawled onto the bed. A certain part of his body twitched slightly with a growing erection.

Pinkie looked at him, suddenly realizing how nervous he really was. Pinkie gave a playful punch to his arm, causing him to finally look her in the eyes. The sight of her wide smile made Cheese feel slightly comforted.

"Don't worry, I won't rush you... In fact, I know a way that we can start that you might enjoy!" Pinkie giggled, and pushed Cheese against the cushions. He gave out a grunt of Surprise. Pinkie quickly sat up, and turned his body effortlessly so his back faced her. While turning, Pinkie touched his dick by accident, and ignored the slight raising of her tail. She wasn't going to force him... Yet.

Cheese let out an embarrassed gasp, his face turning redder before. Cheese suddenly realized he wasn't talking, and hadn't been for most of the time they were in the room. He opened his mouth to say something, but quickly closed it. Pinkie started to pull his yellow shirt off over his head with her teeth.

The stallion grunted as he felt his naked body be touched by the hoof of the mare he loved. "Gummy, would you hit the lights?!" Pinkie called out, pressing both her hooves onto his back.

"G-Gummy's in here?!" Cheese's eyes widened. The thought of any creature watching them made him blush even more, if that was even possible.

"Its okay, he'll leave now."

Pinkie smiled, and the lights flicked off. Slowly fake candles grew lights around so only the bed and his partner were visible. Cheese closed his eyes as he felt her hooves roll on his back. She applied pressure to all the right places, and Cheese actually found himself smiling. After traveling for so long and running his back to the table, the relief of pain was heavenly. Suddenly more comfortable, Cheese opened his mouth.

"So.. Uh... What made you.. Umm... Want to put..."

Pinkie grinned as he struggled to say a certain word. He looked up at her, hoping she'd nod her head in understanding. But her eyes were actually a sign of teasing. She wanted to hear him say it. She wanted to hear his wonderful voice say.

Cheese turned his eyes away, grunting as Pinkie hit another though spot on his back. "Never mind."

Pinkie grinned, feeling her heated pussy lubricate itself in its juices. She couldn't keep the massage going. Pinkie put her body over Cheese's, and her mouth let out hot breath into her ear.

"I'm in heat, Cheesey... I thought I'd have to go another mating season with just a kiss earned from Spin The Bottle, but I really, really like you. As soon as I saw you tumble through the crowd, I... I really felt the need to have your cock go inside me."

The stallion gulped, and lowered himself into the covers at her words. "I'll tell you what to do, don't worry." Cheese finally broke, his dick now fully erect. A more sexual tone was in his voice to hide his fear. He didn't want Pinkie to see him as a scared little stallion. He could do this. He'd done much crazier things.

"I don't need you to tell me what to do." To prove his point, Cheese sat up, gulping in fear as he presented himself before her. He leaned his back against the back of the bed, and used his hooves to keep himself up. Pinkie smiled in relief when she realized he was suddenly comfortable and was ready to start. Pinkie climbed on top of him, and wrapped her front hooves around the back of his neck. Her pussy was directly over his cock, and the warmness of her marehood made Cheese want it more. He blushed.

Pinkie slowly lowered herself, just enough so his tip was touching her lips. Pinkie started to sweat nervously, and looked up at her lover. "A-Are you ready?" Pinkie asked, biting her lip.

Cheese hesitated, and stared into the mare's blue eyes. "I-I guess." He said.

Pinkie looked down, then quickly lowered herself half way onto his cock. Cheese gasped in unison with Pinkie. Neither of them expected it. Cheese enjoyed the tightness of her pussy as it wrapped around him. His surprised gasp ended in a pleasant groan.

Pinkie, on the other hand, felt the pain jolt through her. She bit her lip to keep in a scream. Maybe she missed something, because this wasn't how she thought it would feel at all. Quickly, the mare pulled herself off. She was panting heavily.

"A-Are you okay, Pinkie?" The mare looked up at the worried Cheese before her. Pinkie sadly looked at him. She didn't want to disappoint him, but if just half of his length took that much pain, she wasn't sure if she could handle it.

"Yep! I... I just didn't expect it to hurt that bad.. I'll try again.. It looked like you liked it." Pinkie sighed, positioning her body back into place.

Pinkie slowly lowered herself onto him, finding it easier. Her inner walls were spread wide apart by his cock, and she let out a groan. What was once pain was now felt to be pleasure to her. "Hnngh..." Pinkie went half way once again, scared to continue. She stood still, feeling her knees shake. She felt too good to pull herself off of him, but was too afraid to go further. Pinkie started to breathe heavily as her clouded mind tried to think what to do.

Cheese silently begged for her to go lower. To engulf his length into her moist, wet walls. Pinkie just sat there, and he had now idea why... Maybe she needed help. The stallion moved his supporting hooves to her sides, and applied pressure to pull her down. The feeling of tightness slowly engulfing his penis was enough to block out her screams. Cheese suddenly found that she was easy to move. He then pushed her up so her sticky pussy just hit the tip.

Cheese desperately tried to call his name, but his green eyes were closed tightly, and it seemed his ears weren't working. Pinkie gasped as she felt Cheese pull her down once again, her vagina once again being stretched to its limits. He continued to do this, and Pinkie started to gasp with pleasure. As his cock got more moist with his juices, the easier it came inside. What was once painful became blissful, and soon Pinkie realized she didn't need his hooves to guide her.

The stallion slid his back down from the backing of the bed to the soft cushions, and his hooves left Pinkie's sides as she pinned him down and took control of their private party.

Cheese found that he could no longer move his hooves, or any part of his body of that matter. Pinkie completely had him pinned, and bounced harder onto his dick. Much harder then what he could've made her do with his hooves. Pinkie stared into his eyes, beads of sweat rolling down her face as she bounced. Her pink plot bounced and jiggled against him. Pinkie lowered her head, and pressed her lips against his. She instantly pushed her tongue into his mouth, rapidly exploring along his gums. They groaned as Pinkie went faster, her mane bouncing with her body.

The vibrations of the moans caused Cheese's short brown tail to quiver. Suddenly, he got a daring idea. He rose his tail as best as he could. The gentle hairs touched Pinkie's other tight hole.

The act of Cheese's tail tickled Pinkie in the most glorious way. She moaned loudly into his mouth and went even faster.

Cheese slowly felt something build up inside him. He stopped Pinkie in her bouncing tacks. When her soaking pussy left once again at the tip of his length, he broke his hooves free instantly. Without a footing, Pinkie started to fall hard on his cock, and Cheese worked with gravity to slam her even harder against his length.

Pinkie gasped as she felt something warm flood through her. Cheese let out a loud grunt and breathed heavily as it washed through her. Pinkie felt her insides fill up so much she thought she'd explode... twice.

The left over white juices flooded out of her and on to the bed. Pinkie felt her climax finally reach her.

The mare's juices flooded onto Cheese's already warm dick. Pinkie screamed loudly, then slid off of his retracting wet cock.

Pinkie lay beside him, panting heavily. Cheese turned his body towards her. They stared into each other's eyes, continuing to pant. With the mixture of the tiring effect of alcohol and warmth of his body was enough to have Pinkie a sleep in seconds. She cuddled him tightly, enjoying the heat pulsing off his body. Her head snuggled close to his chest, and adorable snores passed her lips.

Cheese wanted to stay... But he had to get on the road. He wasn't planning these recent but yet enjoyable events to take place. He wanted to stay, he really did. He wanted to stay here and cuddle Pinkie until the end of time. He didn't know why breaking apart from this cuddle was so hard when he could easily see her tomorrow, but he didn't want to scare her if she woke up, not remembering the pleasure they had shared, and panicked when she saw him in bed with her.

The thought pained him. If Pinkie didn't remember, how could he ever ask her to... To do it again?

Well, he would remember, and the mare he once called his crush was now easily his true love. Cheese left the bed as quietly as possible and tucked her in the warm blankets. Sighing one more time while looking at the adorable mare, he kissed her before exiting the room. With a final glance, he looked over. A gasp of embarrassment escaped his lips, and his eyes went wide as he saw peeping eyes from around the corner of the bed.