"Fingering"

by a guy with many hats

Rating: teen
Tags: Human, Comedy, Random
Length: 2379

Lyra's fetish with fingers has been the talk of the town for years, but what nopony could guess is just how far down Lyra's sick urges would drive her.

Lyra's fetish with fingers has been the talk of the town for years, but what nopony could guess is just how far down Lyra's sick urges would drive her.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-03-11 18:40:23 UTC

Fingering

"Citatus humano nunc te voco, Afferte, si quid in digitis et digito furore meow!" Lyra chanted loudly as the lights flickered on and off in her room. "Rise damn you...rise!" Lyra threw a candle across the room, lighting her curtains on fire and flooding the room with light. "Oh shit!" Lyra charged over and tore her curtains down, stomping on them and singeing her fetlocks. "Ow ow ow ow!"

Bon Bon walked into the now dark room and flipped on the lights. "Lyra, what the heck's going on!? Why do I smell smoke--"

"I got this!" Lyra stomped out the curtains and stepped back. "Did it work!?" she whirled around the room as the tip of her tail smoldered. Bon Bon walked over and ground the smoldering hair on the tip of her tail into ash. "What?" Lyra spun around, nearly chasing her tail as she followed the smell of burning hair. "Is he outside?!" Lyra ran off, leaving Bon Bon staring at a pentagram marked out on their living room floor.

"Really Lyra, the human thing again? Every spring with this crap." Bon Bon carried her exasperated form over the mark and wandered lazily after Lyra. "You're gonna have to clean this up you know!"

As Bon Bon left, slamming the door as she exited the room, a still dripping candle tipped over and smudged some of the lettering that surrounded the pentagram. Words changed and seals broken the pink chalk pentagram grew blood red and started burning into the hardwood floor. Within seconds the entire room was enveloped with smoke and a ghastly figure started coming together. Bones forming from ash, muscles and organs weaving themselves from the smoke, skin knitting from the ancient words now buzzing around the room in a ghastly orange glow.

As the body formed completely and the smoke receded into the now permanent scored pentagram, Doe stood nude and more than a little confused. "Uh...hello, did somebody call me?" He looked around and covered himself with an ash covered throw pillow. "Something about fingering...hello?" Doe walked around the now calm room and examined the pictures on the wall. Pastel ponies plastered his vision as he went from picture to picture. "Whoa hey I'm not a pedophile!" He yelled to whatever cosmic body sent him here.

His pleas were interrupted as a defeated Lyra and an adamant Bon Bon skulked back into the room. "I did everything right...the gypsy said it would work!" Lyra stared at the floor and cursed the gypsy. "Never should have trusted Pinkie...."

Bon Bon rounded the corner into the couples living room. "You started trusting he--" she stopped dead and stared at the bare pink ass of Doe. "Lyra...what the buck is that thing?"

"What's wha--" Lyra froze as she spotted Doe turning to face them. A gigantic smile grew across her face as she stared at the fleshy pink creature infront of her. "Ha- should always have trusted Pinkie!"

Bon Bon's ears went flat as Lyra started cheering and heckling her disenchanted roommate. "Alright...Lyra...Lyra...Lyra!" Lyra stumbled as Bon Bon's yell startled everyone in the room. "I get it!"

Lyra picked herself up off the coffee table and started pacing around Doe. "No you don't, I mean look at him!"

Doe, completely befuddled by slowly accepting the madness, smiled smugly and stuck his nose in the air. "I am pretty awesome."

Lyra let out a sharp gasp as she stared up at him. "It can talk too! You got a name boy, big boy got a name?" she asked with the same demeaning quality she would use on a dog. "Big boy wanna finger Lyra, I bet you do, I bet you do." she teased as she walked circles around him.

Doe took the pillow from his groin and started batting the mint pony about the head. "I'm not a dog you jerk! You're the animal, not me!"

Lyra quickly grew a little annoyed and ripped the pillow away from Doe. "No, bad human, don't talk back or I'll get the spray bottle!"

"Lyra...."

"Don't make me do it humie, I don't want to but I will!"

"Lyra!"

"And don't you stare at me like that, no...no...that's even worse!"

"Celestia's sake Lyra, shut the heck up!" Bon Bon shoved her roommate out of the way and into the couch. "He used a full sentence, he probably has a name, and he probably doesn't appreciate you treating him like an animal, you complete bint!"

Once again the entire room grew silent at the usually reserved mare's sudden outburst. Doe stuck his hand out and waited for a bit, quickly fumbling with his fingers as he realized a high five was out of the question. "So uh...yeah...I'm Doe, who summoned me?"

Lyra charged over. "Doe? What like a deer?"

Doe just leered at the pestering pony. "No...like the name Doe...." He quickly looked over the few blackened tufts of hair that covered Lyra and let out a long sigh at his summoner. "Great...and it is you...so what do you want. The message was something about fingering so let's get this over with."

Lyra smiled triumphantly and stuck her nose in the air. "Alright then humie, if you wanna just get this over with get to work."

Things grew awkward as Lyra just stood with her nose held high and Doe held his hand at crotch level. "Ok..." Doe pulled his hand back. "Somewhere along the line I think things got...garbled. What am I doing here?"

Lyra peeked an eye open and let out a quick huff. "Bon Bon, it's broken...." Lyra snuck over to her friend and whispered in her ear. Bon Bon's eyes shot open for a moment before falling into an annoyed glare.

"Just go...I'll tell him." Bon Bon shoved her friend away and walked over to Doe. She looked him over before letting out a long sigh. "She wants you to put your finger up her nose...."

Doe just stared at Bon Bon. "Are you serious?" he asked with a laugh that quickly faded as Bon Bon's expression stayed solid. "You're not joking.... Uh...what the hell?"

"Yeah I know..." Bon Bon stared at the pentagram burned into the floor. "Trust me I know...."

Doe stood scratching his head for some time as he looked around. "Can I get a towel or something?"

Bon Bon wandered off as Doe stood quietly in the center of the room. The whole while Lyra was pacing impatiently and wondering just how long it would take before she got her much deserved reward. Bon Bon, of course, simply returned to Doe and hurled a towel at him. "There."

Doe caught it, giving a quick salute as he pulled it over his waist. "Thank you...there we go. Much better."

Bon Bon nodded. "Getting tired of seeing that floppy thing anyways." Doe stared at her for a few moments before giving her a curt shove. "Hey!" Bon Bon reared up and shoved Doe back. "Don't you start pushing--" Doe pushed her back, a little harder than before.

"We really gonna do this?!" Doe asked as he got into a defensive pose.

Bon Bon narrowed her eyes and lunged at the human, tackling him to the floor and daintily stomping on his chest. Things quickly devolved between the pair until they were all but spooning on the floor. Only when Doe's thumb prodded a tender part of Bon Bon's body did things stop. She froze as a soft tickle resonated through her body. Doe retracted his hand quickly and wiped it on the towel. "Whoa hey...that was too far...sorry."

Bon Bon gave him a hungry look and quickly went in for the kill.

Lyra sat next to the door with her ear pressed against it. "Come on Bon Bon...I believe in you...."

Lyra could hear the scuffling and yells peter out, quickly being replaced by breathy moans and cries for more. "No...not there." Bon Bon's voice eeked out before melting into a drawn out moan. "Harder...harder bucking harder!"

"I don't think it's safe to go harder!" Doe pleaded.

Bon Bon let out a long howl as Lyra felt a sense of doom hang about her. "I don't care, use two fingers if you have to, just do it hard and deep."

Lyra backed away from the door and ran a quick circle around the room. "What do I do, whatdoIdo, whadoido!?" her words becoming sloppy and disjointed as she panicked.

Lyra was once again cut off as Bon Bon's moans grew louder. "Just a little longer...please just a little more!"

Lyra pranced around. "He's raping her, then he's gonna rape me! Oh dear Celestia!" she screamed and ran around the room as she pondered her hubris. All she wanted was someone to finger her and now her friend was getting rape, she was the worst pony ever!

"It's coming...oh dear Celestia it's coming!"

Doe panicked. "Wait, just wait, hold on!"

"N-n-no time...." she let out a drawn out moan before panting loudly. "I ah-ah-ah-ahhhhh...." things went dead still in the room for a long time, making Lyra worry for her friends safety. She ran out the front door and started calling for help as she ran up and down the street. Mean while Bon Bon was on the verge of a massive ease of tension. "I'm gonna...gonna...ahhh- ehchew!" Bon Bon let out a spectacular sneeze, Doe barely managing to pull his finger free in time. "Ahh-haa-aahhhh." Bon Bon's voice melted into mush as her nose cleared, mucus completely covering Doe's hand as he tried to wipe it off on the towel.

"Dear god that's gross...." He cleaned himself off as best he could as the snot nosed mare laid her head down on his stomach, barely managing to keep her snot off his skin. "Man that was...that was one hell of a sneeze."

Bon Bon looked up with a smile, snot caking her bright red nose. "Yeah..." she let out a long snort as the mucus seemed to flow endlessly. "That was good...fingering is amazing."

Doe shook his head as he cleaned off her nose with the towel. "That's not fingering...but picking your nose is ama--" he stopped as he realized why he was summoned. "Oh wow...wow...that does suck. So wait what do you do if you're stuffed up and it just won't come out?!" Doe exclaimed as he pondered the horror of a perpetual booger.

Bon Bon was too busy moaning as Doe dug slightly into her nostrils and gave her the most amazing nose related treatment of her life. "I don know where words go now...." she mumbled as he massaged her nose.

"Horrible." Doe said to himself as he finished, leaving Bon Bon's nose bright red from the experience. "Well...I can't get any grosser." He quickly held Bon Bon's chin in place and drove his finger into her other nostril. Bon Bon let out an amazingly loud moan as she hooked her foreleg around his wrist and panted as Doe's finger poked and prodded her warm insides.

She leaned into his wrist and licked lazily at his arm as he dug around her nose, getting every itchy spot and clearing her nose. Her foreleg went limp and hung lazily as Doe explored her moist cavern. "Left...left...go left."

Doe complied and got a pleasing moan in return for his service. He couldn't help but feel a little ashamed at the semi he was sporting, kept at bay by the fact that he was knuckle deep in a mare's gooey nose. He probed and picked, pulling his hand out and wiping it down periodically and letting Bon Bon's hoof lazily paw itself back into place atop his wrist.

Bon Bon popped her eyes open and stared into Doe's as he tried to look away. "Look at me...look at me while we do it...." Doe uncomfortably made and maintained eye contact as Bon Bon let out a soft sigh, still keeping unwavering eye contact with Doe. "I love you...."

"Yep." Doe looked away as he pulled a half crusty, half gooey, booger from her. Bon Bon let out a long moan as it slowly drew out of her and was annihilated on the towel.

"No, look at me!" Bon Bon grabbed Doe's head. "I love you...." she pulled him across her chest and gave him a deep hug. "Forever."

Doe held his hands off of Bon Bon for a while before giving up and rubbing her back lightly. "How nice...for you I mean." Doe pushed off and held her head in place. He gave her a final pick, causing her to have another extremely effective sneeze, showering the towel in spit and spilling mucus from her nose. Bon Bon let out a half laugh half moan as she felt her head completely clear.

Doe cleaned off his hands and stood up. "And hey look at that." he gestured towards the once again glowing pentagram. "My summons been complete!"

"Wait so you're gonna-" she stopped herself as Doe stood in the pentagram. "Wait! I need you!" Doe quickly went up in a puff of smoke, ash piling where he had been. "But I--"

Bon Bon was cut off as the door to the living room was bucked off its hinges. "Royal guard!" three burly ponies burst into the room and surrounded Bon Bon. "Where is it!?"

Bon Bon wiped her tender nose and spotted Lyra charging in. "Boooon Booon!" she hurled herself at the tender nosed mare and tackled her. "Are you alright!? Where did he touch you!?"

Bon Bon looked up towards the guards. "You guys can go...false alarm."

The guards folded their wings and tuned down their horns. "Seriously? Lame!" they sauntered out as Lyra watched, confused by the dismissal.

"But...the human was--"

Bon Bon grabbed Lyra by the mane and pulled her close. "He fingered the buck out of me...." she breathed in heartily through her nose. "And it felt amazing."

Lyra realized what she meant and stepped off. Bon Bon left the room to go wash up. Lyra simply stood talking to herself in the middle of the living room. "Do I still have to clean this?" she yelled, asking about the scored pentagram.

"Yes, and no more summoning without me!"

Lyra turned back to the pentagram. "Stupid pink gypsy."