From U.K. with Beer

England, London. 17th February of the year 20XX. 2:01 am.

A man was walking out of the pub and he could barely walk.

He was drunk as hell and he didn’t know who he was; where was he going or where was he. He walked around a bit and the drunken man entered an alleyway trying to get a place to make the stress go by making his beer go away with a hot flow of piss. Enjoying this simple action; he imagined himself in heaven. When he finished he shook his member to dissipate the little drops of urine.

Ready to go he took his zipper up. But his vision he felt something on his neck that was suffocating him.

He lost sense but he didn’t die.

Quickly the man that attacked him called another two ripped guys with a whistle. These guys took him from his shoulders and feet to a black van.

Once there; the man that suffocated the drunken man talked in a walkie-talkie.

“We got the subject, White Cotton. Over”

An intelligent and deep voice came out of the walkie-talkie in answer.

“Copy that. Bring him to the quarters, Black Shadow. Over”.

Black Shadow answered, “Copy, I’m coming home now, White Cotton. Over”.

Black Shadow was all alone with the drunken man while the other two were now in the front driving the van to the quarters.

Black Shadow saw him with compassion, “Poor bastard. He don't deserve this but no one will miss him”.

England, Location Unknown.  3:17 am.

They approached a big gate.

Some guards were there. Their uniform had an insignia of a unicorn proudly looking to nowhere in reflection.

one of the guards approached to the van with a big smile

“Hello, Big Al. I can see your mission was a success. You have the subject, don’t you?”

Big Al pointing at the back in a proudly expression got out of the van to open the doors and show him the drunken man. When they opened it Black Shadow was sitting there in meditation. Until he realized the doors were open and with a smile in his lips he greeted the his two co-workers.

“Good night, Big Al, Russell.”

He pointed to the man who was unconscious on the floor.

“Here is the subject. Let us in, Russell. The sooner we get in; the sooner the dream will come true.”

Russell smiled and looking at Big Al who was smiling too, “Okay, Black Shadow”, and giving the order to open the gates.

Once they got in the installations a big garage opened letting the van get inside a great building. Big enough to hide something from the world and keep it unaware of the situation.

A huge installation with the latest equipment could be seen.

Lots of scientists walked quickly from side to side manipulating something that looked like a big ring connected to another machines while it was being processed with some information applied by the scientists.

A black man approached the van with his arms extended and with a warm welcoming received the guys.

“Big Al! Black Shadow! Mike! I’m glad you guys made it! The dream its only one step closer”

He got closer to them and hugged Black Shadow.

“This is it my, man. The final experiment and calibration, so, we can go to the Promised Land”

Black Shadow with tears dropping through his eyes hugged back the black man and with exaltation on his voice replied, “Yes, finally; after all this years. We will finally go and meet them. I’m so happy, White Cotton”

White Cotton now with his own tears said to Black Shadow, “Me too, man. Me too.”

A scientist with a notepad came from the others and with a proper manner said, “We are ready, sir. We just need the subject for the process”

White Cotton left the hug and clearing his tears said, “Okay, Alex. Big Al, Mike. Bring the subject”.

The big men didn’t hesitate on the order and they were excited as well.

They carried the drunken man as they followed Alex to the big ring.

It was turned on and letting see a big blue hole to only god knows where.

Black Shadow and White Cotton walked together following the other four men to the ring.  The entire scientists were standing in front of the ring waiting for the subject to come.

Once Alex, Big Al, Mike and the drunken man got in front of it; all the people started a countdown as Big Al and Mike prepared to throw the drunken man into the ring.

“Three! Two! One!”

At the last number Big Al and Mike threw the drunken man into the ring.

The drunken man got inside said ring and if he could see the wonderful things that happened through the travel. He would be amazed as beautiful colours and an incredible feeling of travel inundated the body of the drunken man.

Finally, landing somewhere in a big meadow with the moon light covering his face as the fireflies were dancing around a beautiful river covered by some cute flowers.

A yellow pony with pink hair was walking around on this amazing place and noticing the new creature before her and with exclamation she talked to herself.

“Oh my, poor thing. All alone in the dark with no protection! I must help it.”

She got closer to the man and watching his state. She could tell. He had a red mark on his neck and he was on alcohol state meaning someone tried to kill it. So she with all her strength took the man on her back.

“Oh, you’re too heavy… Don’t worry mister. I’m going to take care of you. Now you just relax” and the man like if he was listening to the yellow pony answered.

“Yes mom. Five minutes more. I don’t wanna go to school…”

The yellow pony giggled, “You think I’m your mom”, and she went to her house happily because she founded a new specimen of animal she hasn’t seen before.