Twilight's Weird Day

by Bendy

Rating: teen
Tags: Gore, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Comedy, Random, Crossover, Twilight Sparkle
Length: 989

Twilight has a weird day filled with pointless pop culture references and flashbacks.

Twilight has a weird day filled with pointless pop culture references and flashbacks.

Warning: Violence and silliness.

Took about ten minutes to write.

Published 2014-03-08 18:50:03 UTC
Last updated 2014-03-08 18:50:03 UTC

Twilight's Weird Day Of Flashbacks

It was a nice sunny day in Ponyville. Twilight Sparkle the purple unicorn walked out the library.

But then suddenly a white shirt that said 'I Shot JR.'and a black fedora that said 'The moon shall rise again.' appeared on her for no other reason than the fact they were a reference to something.

"Huh?" What's going on?" her eye widen in shock as a series of characters made pointless cameo, such as; Sonic The Hedgehog, Jon Irenicus, Daffy Duck, Agumon, Sephiroth, Jason Voorhees, Hitmonchan, Darth Vader, Yugi Mutou, Batman, Spider Man, Super Man, Sauron in his physical form, Ash Ketchum, Obey One Kenobi, Shrek, Nicolas Cage, Voldemort, Uriel Septim, Kool Aid, Cookie Monster, Urdnot Wrex, Johnny Bravo, Gandalf The Grey, Master Chief, Turok, Commander Shepard, Peter Griffin, Skeletor, Gargamel, Chuck Norris, Popeye, Mickey Mouse, Minsc and Boo, Bugs Bunny, Darth Sidious, Shoop Da Whoop, Mannimarco, Duke Nukem, Oroku Saki and Gollum walked past her. "Who are they?"

A pink blur smacked into Twilight, that caused her to fall over.

"Ow!" Twilight opened her eyes to see it was Pinkie Pie that knocked her over. She wore a black Darth Vader mask just to be a reference.

"Hey Twilight!" shouted Pinkie Pie.

For no apparent reason the Darth Vader mask disappeared.

"Yes?"

"You know seeing you walking out of the library reminds me of?"

"What?!"

"Like that time Celestia stole Nicolas Cage's chocolate cake!"

"How does that-- a pointless flashback interrupted her. That caused time itself to stop but forced Twilight and all those near by to see the flashback.

In the flashback Celestia was sat on her throne eating fine chocolate cake.

In another universe Nicolas Cage was wearing nothing but black underpants, he opened his refrigerator. He gasped in shock when his chocolate cake was not there. And thus Nicolas Cage screamed in rage, followed by the whole planet Earth exploding in a firestorm, and then walls of explosions rapidly expanded across the universe. It took literally minutes for Nicolas Cage to destroy the entire universe.

In a vast nothingness of an empty white void there was only Nicolas Cage, whom was crying on his knees, because his chocolate cake was gone.

Celestia's eyes drooped taking pity on the poor man, thus she used her magic to create chocolate cake in front of him.

Nicolas Cage gasped in joy, followed by the universe being recreated rapidly around him.

***

"How exactly does that remind you of Celestia stealing Nicolas Cage's chocolate cake?" finished Twilight.

"I dunno." she helped Twilight onto her hooves. "But I remember that time I got brain freeze from eating an ice pop."

In a flashback Pinkie Pie on a sunny day was outside Sugarcube Corner holding a red ice pop.

"Mmm." she said licking her lips.

She took a bite out of the ice pop, followed by her screaming and her head exploded splattering blood everywhere.

***

"Uh, then how come your still alive?"

"Are you talking about the move Alive?! Because remember the time -- Twilight slapped her. "Ow!

"Stop with the flashbacks!" she shouted angrily. "Anyway, how are you alive?"

"Duh, this is a cartoon universe." she took a Tantō sword out from nowhere. "For example." she stabbed herself in the gut performing Seppuku in front of Twilight and splattered her blood all over her.

"Sweet Celestia!" she screamed.

"Hey Twilight!"

Twilight turned around to see Pinkie Pie, in curiosity she turned back around to see the body of Pinkie Pie gone.

"How is this possible?!"

"Cartoon universe. Anyway, I remember the time that-- Twilight stuffed her right hoof in her mouth. "Mmmhhhh!"

"Shut up!" she shouted.

Rainbow Dash flew down from the sky landing on top of Twilight's back.

"Hey Twilight, I remember the time I was a lesbian!"

In a flash back Rainbow Dash and Twilight were making out in bed upstairs in Twilight's library.

***

"Since when did we make out?"

"Uh, hmm. I don't think we ever did. Then why-- Pinkie Pie free herself from Twilight's hoof in her mouth.

"I remember the time--"Twilight slapped her. "Ow!"

"No more flashbacks!" she shouted angrily.

Time itself seemed to stop as Rainbow Dash spoke. "Instead of listening to five minutes of some obscure unpopular song that's just there as a filler. Let's hear my like that time story or if you will random irrelevant cutaway joke. I remember the time I was chasing Zoidberg."

In a flashback Rainbow Dash was for some reason not flying while she chased Zoidberg through the Everfree Forest.

"Whoop whoop whoop!" shouted Zoidberg running away sideways.

***

"Can we please stop with the flashbacks?" shouted Twilight stomping her hoof in rage.

"No! It's my turn for a flashback!" shouted Spike dropping from a parachute next to Twilight. "Remember that time I was the dark lord of Mordor?!"

In a flashback, in a black ash land Spike, whom was ten feet tall and wore a black suit of armor while he sent Diamond Dogs flying into the air with his powerful magical mace of doom.

***

"That never happened Spike."

"Shut up Twilight!"

A yellow robot chicken came down in a parachute landing next to Twilight.

"Hey look a yellow chicken and it's a robot chicken, double reference!" shouted Pinkie Pie.

Optimus Prime appeared out from nowhere from above the chicken, followed by landing on the chicken and crushing him into a bloody paste.

"There I made a cameo and I just saved you five minutes of a pointless fight scene with a chicken, that does nothing to advance what little plot there is."

"OK! What in Celestia is going on here?!" shouted Twilight.

"Don't you get it Twilight?" said Pinkie Pie. Twilight shook her head. "This is a Pony and Family Guy universe now!"

"Nooooooooo! Then that means my whole life is now going to be filled with pointless pop culture references and flashbacks." screamed Twilight.

The End