Princess Luna and Twilight were inside Princess Luna's bedroom just putting the touches on the third guest when Cadence opened the doors and shut them behind her gently.

The room was in deep purples and deep blues, simulating the night sky. The walls were covered in patterned etchings; night blue background set with glass and deep purple geometric patterns etched with crystal. The floor was a single block of deep purple crystal that had been polished to a mirror sheen, the same type used for the wall etchings. The room breathed opulence and grace, which was rather ruined by the strewn clothes and accessories around the room, having been tossed aside carelessly by Luna and Twilight as they tried to dress the stallion in front of them.

"We have a problem," Cadence said, "The previous two were too crass for Celestia. We need our third try to be more... appropriate."

"Not to worry," said Twilight, fiddling with complex tie arrangement, "We have the perfect gentleman." And with that, Twilight stood aside to reveal the third choice.

This stallion stood taller than Luna, towering over even Celestia. Hi shoulders were broad, and he was built strongly, his hands were the size of shovels, and yet were soft with trimmed nails. His mane was silken, and unlike most of the court was trimmed short to frame his strong features. His jaw was angular and masculine, clean and trimmed without even a slight stubble to mar it. His muzzle was typical for males, yet carried with it a certain strength and shape that made Cadence raise her eyebrow. HIs eyes were a piercing, clear blue, and shone with intelligence and compassion. His neck was thick with muscle, yet not grotesquely so like most who built themselves to such standards. His arms were powerful, stretching under his red jacket with strength, and yet were carried with grace and poise.

Cadence found herself tracing the outline of his stomach, which while hidden under the jacket and secured with golden brass buttons two lines abreast, did not bulge out with fat but was flat and wide supporting the stallions masculine chest, which moved powerfully as he breathed; almost, but not quite, straining the cloth across his frame.

His pants were a royal blue, with bare hooves, as was customary. His legs were sturdy, bulking muscles toned to perfection shifting under them as the stallion settled his legs. A distinct bulge pushed out against his pants, and Cadence felt a strong urge to yank them down to see what was within. If she was any judge, it'd take both her hands to roll the flesh orbs in there, let alone his stallion hood.

"Okay, what's the catch," said Cadence, "Is he gay."

"Actually," said the Stallion in a rich, powerful voice that made Cadence twinge and shudder, "I am more than capable of appreciating both genders. I know beauty in all it's forms."

"He's bi," squealed Twilight, "And my husband is too! If this doesn't work with Celestia, can I have him?"

"Twilight, if you didn't want him, I'd question wether or not you liked stallions," snorted Cadence, "But you'll have to have him. Shining is straight as an arrow. Unless he gets a few drinks in him; horny drunk."

Twilight blanched and clamped her hands over her ears, "I did not need to know that!" she wailed.

"Yes, well," said Luna, crossing her arms, "regardless of wether or not you desire him, you should ask him first."

"It's okay," smiled the stallion, his clean white teeth perfectly spaced, "I don't mind."

"Mrrrr..." groaned Twilight, "lets hurry this up before I decide to keep him."

Luna raised her eyebrow, and walked away from the group. When she was a few steps away, she turned to face them, and lifted her blouse, and flashed her breasts to them.

The stallion peaked at he stared at them, the soft deep blue fur giving them a cuddly look. They sagged slightly with their weight, yet had a firmness that came only with youth or the endless vitality of immortality. They were the size of soccer balls, hefty things that could swallow the fingers of a hand pressed into them, and gently rocked as Luna breathed in and out. Her cherry like nipples were larger than most, but were still perfectly proportioned to her massive bust. The stallion leaned in closer as the colder air began to harden them, making them large enough to hold in a mouth and suck.

Satisfied, she hefted down her blouse, straightening it and smiling as the Stallion began to shift as his bulge began to grow. "I believe he knows what he desires." she said with a satisfied smirk.

"You're such a slut, you know that?" smirked Cadence.

"Indeed," smiled Luna, "Which is why I am often satiated in the morn. Unlike most."

Cadence stormed across the room and glared at Luna, gently knocking her backwards with her swollen gut as she thrust out powerfully, hands on her hips, "Are you saying my stallion can't make me happy?"

"No, but even the most powerful stallion cannot keep is performance for hours." Luna nodded, "Which is why I have multiple lovers. One tires, so I take the next."

"OKAY!" Twilight beamed with strained mania, "That's enough about your love lives, let's get this stallion to Celestia and make her see the joys of sex!"

"I have a name."

"Hush stallion."

***

Celestia sipped from her wine glass as she stepped out of the bathroom, steam curling around her white, fluffy dressing gown as she walked into her bedroom.

She swirled her glass thoughtfully as she stared at her full length mirror, easily twelve feet in height to show her entire nine foot frame, before putting her glass down and walking towards it. She tried to shift her balance from one leg to the other, making her hips sway gently from side to side as she stepped until she was nearly touching the mirror. Turing away, and watching over her shoulder, she watched as she tried it again, putting force into each step making her cushion like rump flex and jiggle hypnotically under the cloth.

Turning back, she reach down to undo the knot on her gown before a knock at her door made her jump. Draining her glass, she put it down on her night table and opened the door, showing a handsome stallion standing there, hooves wide in a display of strength and dominance. Celestia blinked as she realized that she didn't have to crane her neck down to look at him, his head slightly above her twin beach ball bust.

He smiled his gleaming white smile, and placed his wide, powerful hands on his hips. "Princess Celestia," he said, the rich chocolate tones massaging her ear drums like a thousand tiny sound hands, "I was wondering if I could come in."

Celestia smiled looking the stallion up and down, "How can I say no to such a handsome stallion?" she asked.

Luna smiled as the stallion walked in, shutting the door behind him.

***

Luna stepped into her chambers, pausing as she saw Twilight rubbing her hand against Cadence's massive gut. "They're kicking," smiled Twilight, "It's so beautiful..."

Cadence beamed with motherly pride, "I just know they're gonna be big and strong," she smiled, "just like their daddy."

Luna cleared her throat, "sorry to interrupt," she said, her tome making it clear she wasn't sorry in the least, "But the stallion has gone into Celestia's chambers.

"Mmm," Cadence nodded, "So how went things with our stallion?"

"It has gone well," Luna nodded, flopping onto the bed next to them, "Celestia seemed a bit tipsy though, and I could see a wine glass in her room."

"Yes, well, I normally wouldn't say this," Twilight muttered, "But some 'social lubricant' might do wonders for Celestia."

"Oh wait!" groaned Cadence, "She is into stallions, isn't she?"

"Well, yes!" Luna snorted, "I would think so!"

"Oh, thank goodness," sighed Cadence, "I was worried that she wouldn't be interested because of that..."

"Wait," Twilight rubbed her chin, a thoughtful expression on her face, "How do you know she's interested in stallions?"

"Yeah," nodded Cadence, squinting at Luna "She seems to make time for you though..."

Luna looked from one alicorn princess to the other, before a frown crossed her face, "I hope you are not suggesting anything improper?"

"Oh, can you imagine it though," Cadence gasped, "A forbidden love, one that even Celestia must deny! Her feelings towards her sister sickening her, yet driving her onwards! And what must happen in her dreams..."

"That does not happen in the least." Luna snarled, "How improper do you think it is for me and mine sister to do... such things alone?"

"Bah," Cadence waved her hand, "Calm down, I've always been a sucker for forbidden, romantic love."

"yes well," Twilight said, "disturbing fetishes aside, I always thought that you two spent so much time together, lost in emotions, and things unsaid, Celestia holding you tight as you cried into her shoulder, heartfelt sorrows about your betrayal murmured into her shoulder as she held you tight, just happy to have you back in her warm, loving arms..."

Luna shook her head, "Actually, the truth is quite different..."

***

Luna lay back against the side of Celestia's bed, her blouse pushed into the service of maintaining decency as her long skirt had been thrown off to one side, letting her slender legs sprawl on the floor. Celestia herself was slightly above her, her white fluffly dressing gown crumpled around and tangled through her legs and hanging off one shoulder as she lay on her side. Celestia's hand would occasionally dip into a bag of greasy chips, and Luna was slowly eating a plate of fried calamari rings held in her lap.

Celestia grunted as she swung herself off the bed, "I gotta take a shit..." she grunted, pushing her prismatic mane out of the way of her face.

"M'kay." grunted Luna, popping a fried ring into her snout as Celestia walked past. "Remember to flush."

"Fuuuuuck, my shoulder's numb..."

***

"Seriously?" Twilight asked, "that's what you two do together?"

"Well," Luna shifted, blushing as Cadence snorted incredulously, "Sometimes we talk. And we play board games. Right now we are playing one about containing and destroying dangerous plagues."

"Girls," Twilight groaned, "We're forgetting the point. Celestia. What do we do now?"

"Uh, do absolutely nothing to impede my sister's romance?"

"Wrong!" Twilight said, "We flood the room with love magic until Celestia is gagging for lit like a bitch in heat!"

Cadence frowned, "Sorry, Twilight, but take it from me, that's a bad idea. it's best to let these things run their course, love will show itself soon enough. Or lust. Either or.

Author's Note

Yeah, I had this incestuous scene written in, about 500-600 words long, but then I realized, I hate incest. So I cut it out and rewrote the scene around the hole.

Don't like it? Tough! You didn't write this so you get Jack and Shit and the bank took Shit to cover your debt.