I'm just Saiyan

I sigh as I sit on my bed, watching Mum do various things. Cooking dinner, making potions, checking up on me. You know the things Mums usually do.

"Muuuuuuum! Can I go out know?" I ask. When I got home yesterday and told Mum about everything....... well, she kinda freaked out and said...

"Your not going out until your fully recovered." Mum says, walking past me while balancing ingredients for her potion and dinner on her back.

I sigh an lay down in my bed.

'Hey, Nappa. You there?' I say inside my mind.

"........"

'Well, apparently not.'

"Hey! I was doing something! Oh man, when Vegeta wakes up he's gonna be pi****."

'....I won't even ask.....' The last time I asked Nappa what happend......I got a very detailed description of Vegeta ripping out someone's liver.

'Anyway. Nappa, I'm ah get straight to the point.....I'm bucking bored.' I think......While watching mum fall over on the floor. I stare at her as she looks at me.

"Don't help me up then!" Mum shouts at me. I just stare at her.

"Hey. Say you weren't going to anyway." Nappa tells me.

"Kay. I wasn't going to anyway." I say. At least I'm not that bored now. Mum gets back up and looks at me angrily...... and then a pot lands on her head.

"Bwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha....." I laugh out loud. Then an idea comes to my mind.

'Nappa. Could you?..'

"Oh yeah, baby.."

"Hey, Mum." I say to mum. She rubs her head and looks at me. I quickly look up and see Ghost Nappa, somehow, lift a pot above Mum's head.

"Yes?"

"DOGE!" I shout while Nappa drops the pot. The pot lands on Mums's head with a bong.........then Mum falls over with a thump.

"Well, I'm screwed." I say. Looking down at the K.Oed body of my Mum.

"Yep....Hey! Now you can train with those wrist things!" Nappa says while, again, picking two x2 rings from the bag. I take them from Nappa and place one on. Suddenly it feels like a force is pulling me down, but luckily I still manage to stand. I then put the other one on and this time fall on to the floor.

"Well, let's begin!" I say while going on the floor and doing a push up.....and another.....and another.....

3 hours later.

"9,997.....9,998.....9,999.....10,000!" Nappa shouts. I get up, take the wrist band off and put it back in the saddle bag. Happy that I just did 10,000 push ups and sit ups.

"Hey, *pant* Nappa. How's Mum?" I ask out loud, not needing to think it since Mum's kinda knocked out.......kinda.

"Oh, she'll probably wake up in about...10 seconds.

"WHAT!" I yell. As quickly as I can, I rush around the hut. Cleaning things that fell on the floor, finishing dinner, putting Mum on her bed.....probably should have done that one before.....oh well. I put an ice bag on Mum's head, sit at the table and wait...

"Mmm. Huh...h-ow!" Mum says, waking up. I quickly walk over to her and give her a hug.

"Mum, are you alright?" I ask. She looks at me.

"Orion? Wha-what happened?" She asks, sitting up.

"Forgive me for answering a question with a question. But, Mum.....why didn't you doge?" I ask.

1 hour later.

I smile happily as I munch down on my 4th plate of food. Luckily for me, Mum forgot when the pots landed on her head, so I told her that when she fell over, I told her to doge a pot but she wasn't quick enough and I've been checking up on her while finishing dinner. How I actually managed to finish Mum's dinner, as well as mine, in around 4 seconds is beyond me.

"Ah....This. Is. SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHETTIIIII!" I shout out. Mum looks at me weird and I smile back awkwardly.

"I know................what did you think it was. Chocolate milk?" She asks.

I get up and put my dishes next to the sink...........which is also known as the toilet. Yeah. Don't worry, we don't even use the toilet. We go outside. I asked Mum about it once.......she told me the toilet shouts random things in a different language at you if you use it. True story.

Anyway. I walk back into my bed and stare up at the night sky.

"Hey, mum?" I say looking back at Mum. She looks up from washing and stares at me

"Ye-?"

"NINE!"

"......Yes?" She says, while bucking the toilet.

" Um. I....." I say, loosing my train of thought as my Mum....fights the toilet? The funny thing is, the toilets winning. Mum gives the toilet a hard buck and it stays still....Then slaps her across the face and runs out the door.

Mum looks back at me with the most serious look ever.

"Never buy a toilet from a unicorn." She says. Dead seriously. I stare at her with a face that is just like 'what?'

I shake my head and begin to ask mum the question I was going to ask her before the toilet went all mortal combat on my Mum.

"Why does the moon have a picture of a pony on it?" I ask. Mum smiles at me and walks over.

"Well. A long time ago in a place called Equestria, there were two regal sisters......"

One abridged explanation later.

"-Then she was all like, 'NOOZZ. I SENDINGZ U TO DAH MOOOOOON.'" Mum finishes. I stare at my Mum and blink.

"Okay...." I say, worried my Mum might have gotten brain damage from when the pot hit her.

Mum then look at my bandages. She slowly begins unwrapping them from my arms and looks at my arms.

"Hmm. Take your top off, both of them." She says. I do as she says and remove my sandy brown shirt and my dark brown undershirt. Mum proceeds to remove the bandages from my body and stares again. "Hmm. You seem to be healing more quicker than I originally thought." She puts my tops back on and throws the bandages in the bin.

"So. Does that mean...?" I ask, hopeful it means what I think it does. Mum smiles and nods at me.

"Yes, you are fully healed." Mum says. I use the afterimage technique to quickly go to the cupboard Mum put my scouter in, use the afterimage again to appear in front of mum and place the scouter on her face, all in under 2 seconds.

Mum smiles at my enthusiasm and looks at the scouter. So far I haven't told mum my power level. Mostly because I wanted to surprise her.

"Hmm, 370. I see that you've gotten stronger." She says. I smile back cockily.

" Thanks. But that's only a fraction of my power." I say while walking out the door. Mum follows me smiling. She probably thinks I'm joking......ha.

I stand out side a good distance from the hut.

"Alright mum get ready!" I shout looking at my Mum. Mum just nods. Taking that as the all clear, I begin to charge my power.

"420, 470, 540.....580?....650!..." She says, obviously shocked. I continue charging my power and let out a yell as I reach 100%. Looking around, I notice that during this some rocks actually rose from the ground and are know falling back on the ground.

I look at Mum's stuttering face with a smile....but quickly notice that she doesn't appear to be looking at me, she's looking behind me. Turning around I notice the Forrest......... is ON FIRE! Quickly sensing for energy to see how this could of happened, I feel a certain energy that angers me. If I looked back, I would have noticed that the scouter was beeping again meaning that my power was rising. But I didn't. I focused at the fire in the Forest. MY Forest. MY HOME.

Before my Mum can even say anything, I'm already half way to the location of the energy I felt.