I'm just Saiyan
The ponies can't even handle my swag
Previous ChapterNext ChapterI land in front of my home and knock. After a few moments mum opens the door and smiles at me.
"Hello, Orion. Your home just in time." Mum says, walking inside.
'Okay, Orion. You got this. Just ask if you can go.' I think to myself.
I enter the hut and see that dinner is prepared, a nice serving of spaghetti, manticore meatloaf and some more cake.
"Well, come on Orion. The food won't eat it's self." Mum says sitting at the table.
I walk over to the table and sit on it. I begin to eat my food, still thinking about how I should bring this up.
'Okay. Just talk how you normally do at dinner....wait I never talk at dinner......BUCK. Alright, alright. Just have a conversation that leads up to the party.' I think, while eating some spaghetti.
" Hey, mum." I start. Mum looks up from the daffodil sandwich she's eating and nods. "So....How are you?" I ask.
"I live in a gloomy forest, constantly getting chased by manticores, making potions in the dark and have no friends besides you and Celestia..... So I'm good." Mum says.
"Oh, that's great. So, can I go to a party?" I ask. Mum looks up at me.
"....What party?" Mum asks. I smile and begin to explain to her about how I went into town, listened to Pinkie ramble, get invited to a party and watch Pinkie face plant into a sign of a sunset.
"No." Mum simply states. I look at her in shock.
"What? What do you mean 'no'?" I ask. Mum puts her sandwich down and looks at me.
"I don't want you up past your bedtime."
"But I NEED to. If I don't get a social life....I'll end up like you.!" I say pointing a finger at her.
"What's so bad about me?" She asks.
"Well, you live in a dark gloomy forest, get chased constantly by manticores, have no friends besides Celestia, I don't count because I'm your son, and you make potions in the dark."
"....I fail to see what's wrong with that."
"....If I wash the dishes will you let me?" I ask.
"Yes."
"Okay. Oh, and sorry about.....you know." I say.
"Don't worry. You are forgiven for what you said."
"Oh, I wasn't apologizing for that, I'm apologizing because I feel bad for how you live. Seriously. Get some friends or something." I say. I look at mum and see her eye twitching.
" Orion." She says, pulling a long bamboo stick from under the table.
"Yes?" I say, a bit worried.
"..........DOOOOOOOGGGGEEE!"
20 minutes later.
"Oh, hi Ori-what happened to your face?!" Flutter Shy screams, standing in the door way. I rub the mark on my cheek and stare at Flutter Shy.
"......This is why we doge." I say. Flutter Shy stares at me and shakes her head.
"Never mind. So since your here, I'm guessing you can go to the party?" Flutter Shy asks. I look up at her smile.
"Yeah. But I have to be home by nine." I say. Flutter Shy walkes out of her house and smiles.
"Oh, that's good. I was just about to leave. You can come too....if you want to, that is." Flutter Shy says.
"At 7:27?"
"I like to be there early." She says, smiling. I hope on her back rest my head on her mane.
"Okay. Let's go!" I shout out. Flutter Shy nods and walks in the direction of Ponyvile.
5 minutes later
We arrive in ponyvile and see nopony around. I look around a bit and take a good look at the place. It's smaller than the Everfree forest but still pretty big. The buildings look mostly the same, with a few standing out. Also there seems to be a giant tree in the middle.
" Hey, Flutter. Why is there a giant tree there?" I ask. Flutter Shy looks back at me.
"Oh, that's the library." She says. A library in a tree.....I would say that's weird, but I live in a tree with my mother who's a witchdoctor/ potion maker. So I'll be quite.
We continue walking, well, Flutter Shy does, I'm just sitting here doing nothing, and stop suddenly.
" Here we are!" Exclaims Flutter Shy. I look up and stare in shock at what's in front of me. Right in front of me is a massive, pink ginger bread building with icing on top.
"I know what I'm eating tonight." I say, drooling on Fluter Shy's mane.
"Oh, no. You can't eat it. This is sugar cube corner. It's where the party's being held."
"Aw...." I moan. Flutter Shy just giggles and walks in.
We enter the building to see a few ponies already in there. There also seems to be a counter at the back as well as streamers and little tables with some treats on them. During my little wonder, I failed to notice that everypony in here has stopped and looked at me. Before anypony can so much as blink, Pinkie runs into the room from.....actually I don't know.
"Hi, Shy and Orion. Your early!" Pinkie exclaims. I get of Flutter Shy's back, while she chats with pinkie, and look around.
"Um, what are you staring at?" I ask. Every mare in the room (there's only one stallion in the room. He's at the back with a grey mare eating muffins.) 'awwws' at me. I rub my head in confusion, getting even more 'awwws' from the mares. I shake my head and walk over to a table with cupcakes on it.
"Hey there, little guy." I hear. I turn around and come face to face with a cream coated mare with some highlights in her hair.
"Er, hey?" I say. The mare smiles at me.
"I heard about you from Pinkie. She said that Flutter Shy said a little monkey saved her and rainbow dash from a dragon." She tells me. I frown and cross my arms.
"Look, I'm not a monkey. I'm a Saiyan." I Say, annoyed.
"Sure, you are. Anyway my names Bon Bon and I already know who you are."
"Okay that's nice." I say, turning around to grab a snack......only to realize it's to tall. (Hey lay off me i'm only 2ft 9)
"Would you like some help?" Bon Bon asks. I shake my head and smile.
"No thanks. I got this." I say, flying up and grabbing a cupcake.....or 12. I turn around to see the shocked face of Bon Bon. I smile and and hold one out. "Want one?" I ask. She just continues staring. I shake my head and fly around the place.
As I do this I notice everypony stare at me. I'm not sure why though, maybe it's because I have a lot of cupcakes. Anyway I find a good place to sit and wait for the party to start. While I'm doing this, some mares would say I'm a cute little guy and some Pegasus mares would ask how I can fly without wings or how fast I can fly. Everything was good.....well, until that one Stallion came and tried to steal my cupcake when I wasn't looking, but I handled it well.
Flashback
"Hey! Your taking my cupcakes!" I yell to a stallion with a black coat and a red mane. He has a horn on his head and wings by his side. The stallion looks back at me and laughs.
"Yeah, so what? I'm my red and black alicorn OC, there's no wa-"
"DOGE!" I shout, cutting him off. Before he can react, I uppercut him in the jaw, sending him flying through the roof.
End of flashback.
Yeah....apparently he's been annoying the town for sometime, so nopony really cared that I uppercut him sky high........ I swear the moon didn't have that crater on it before......oh, well.
I check the time and see it just turned 8:00. As if by magic, there's suddenly a flash, a bang and a pop.....the next thing I know, there's a disco ball on the ceiling and about 60 more ponies are here as well as some party games. I eat my last cupcake and get up to look for Flutter Shy.
I don't have to look long, I can see her and four other mares at a table. One mare has a white coat and long purple hair, one has a blonde mane and an orange coat, one is pinkie Pie and the other that rainbow Pegasus, Rainbow Dash.
I walk over to them, and jump on a stool.
"Hi, Flutter!" I say. When I say this the five mares turn to look at me. They all have some mixed reactions. Good mixed reactions but
mixed.
"Hey! Your that Saiyan kid that beat the snot out off that Dragon." Rainbow Dash says.
"Wait? This little critter? Rainbow, ya sure ya not pulling mah leg?" The orange one asks.
"I wish I was. I didn't get to see all of it, but I did see him punch him into the ground." The Rainbow one replies.
"I'm not sure, Dash. He don't seem all that STRONG." She says.
"Well, I for one think he looks splendid! He might not have that nice clothes and maybe he could do with a new manestyle...but he looks adorable. Especially with that little ring he has on and that little....eye piece." The white mare says.
"Well, thanks. I use this ring to help me train." I say. The mares all looked confused by this.
"Now how in the hay is a RING gonna help ya train?" I laugh at the orange made.
"It's not JUST a ring. It's magically enchanted." I say.
"Oh really?" Rainbow Dash says. I nod and take it off.
"Yep." I say. Rainbow Dash then stands up and walks around to me.
"Okay. Then let me put it on!" Rainbow Dash says, grinning cockily.
" Um, ok. But it might be to much for you." I say. Rainbow Dash just scoffs. I shake my head and place the ring on her hair, so it looks like she has a pony tail.
"Whoa-oof" Rainbow says. Slamming into the ground. She tries to get up but can't even stand. The orange mare then laughs.
"Well, ain't this a sight." The orange made says while chuckling.
" Yeah-err-laugh it up Apple Jack." Rainbow Dash says. I take the ring off and an idea comes to my mind. I use the afterimage to appear behind Apple Jack and place it through her hair.
"Ahh-oof." Apple Jack yells, face planting the floor.
"Bwahahahaha. Not so funny now AJ." Rainbow says. Just like Rainbow, Apple Jack tries to get up......but can't. I take the ring off Apple Jack and put it back on my finger.
"Don't worry. It took me a while until I was use to it." I say.
The two ponies get up and look at me in awe.
"Now I can believe you fought that Dragon." Applejack says.
"Yeah. That ring sure is something. Makes you look swag as heck though." Rainbow says. I blush and rub the back of my head.
"Yes that ring does make you look, how they say, 'swag'. But what is that thing covering your eye for?" The White mare asks.
" Oh, it can tell you your power level." I say.
"Sweet!" Rainbow Dash says.
"Yeah, I know right. Hey, I'll tell you all your power levels." I say.
I look at Rainbow Dash.
"Alright Rainbow-is it ok if I call you Rainbow?" I ask.
"Dude, you can beat up a Dragon. Of course you can!" She says smiling.
" Ya can call me AJ too." Apple Jack says. I smile and nod.
"Alright. Rainbow....9. AJ.....12.......pinkie.....15?" I say, looking confused. Pinkie just smiles.
"Bro. Do you even lift rocks?" She says. I shake my head.
"Alright? Flutter.....3 and.....umm-"
"Rarity, dear."
"Rarity.... 5." I say. Everypony then looks at me. I get confused for a second and then realize what they want. I smile and hand Rainbow the scouter.
" Just read the little numbers at the bottom." I say. Rainbow nods and puts it on.
"Whoa! 680!" She shouts. I smile back.
"Heh. Let me take my ring off..." I say. I take the ring off and look at Rainbow. Her eyes go wide.
"6-6-6,800!" She yells. I smile and nod. The mares all look at me in awe. I smile back and say the first thing on my mind.
"Can I have another cupcake?"
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