I'm just Saiyan

I land on the ground a few feet in front of Celestia and start to walk up to her. Before I can reach her, the guard walking with her gets in my path.

" Halt! Who are you and what is your business?" The guard asks. He looks like all the other guards with his golden armor and spear. The only difference is that his chest seems to have a circle of stars around it. I look up at him with a blank face.

"Well, I WAS going to walk up to the Princess an-" Sadly, I never got to finish that sentence.

" One does not simply walk up to Princess Celestia. So, in other words.....YOU SHALL NOT PASS!" He shouts at me, blocking my way. At least he would have, if I didn't get bored and walk pass him while he was doing his speech, that is.

I walk up to Celestia, as she looks down at me, and smile.

"Hey, Celestia." I say. She smiles down at me.

"Hello, Orion. May I ask why your here?" She asks. I smile and look up at Rainbow Dash. Right now she has a face that is like 'RUN B****! RUN' and I've got a face what is like 'B**** PLEASE'.

"Well, me and my friend decided to race here to see how the command post is doing. I came down to talk with you just cause I'm bored." I say, shrugging while still looking at Dash. Celestia follows my gaze and spots Rainbow. Right now Rainbow's face looks like mine that one time mum walked in while I was eating some of her cake. Rainbow smiles nervously and heads down to us.

"So, this is your friend?" Celestia asks, as Rainbow touches the ground and bows.

"Yep! Don't know why she's looking at the ground, though..... maybe she lost her virginity?" I ask. Rainbow blushes and looks very angry for some reason. I look at Celestia, who's chuckling, and raise an eyebrow.

"No, no, Orion. I'm sure she didn't lose her virginity." Celestia says, while chuckling.

" But I thought you said that you lose your virginity when your with your friends. I even asked my mum about it. She said when two friends are together and make loud noises they lose their virginity." I say, confusion on my face. Celestia, as well as some guards, start to chuckle more loudly.

"So, what your saying is....Your friends the loud type?"

"Well, yeah. She was screaming a lot when she tried to break the barrier."

"Hahahahahahahahaha!" Laugh a bunch of guards. Rainbow seems to be trying to bury her face in the ground, Celestia is  just blushing while giggling and I'm just sitting here like a vegetable.

" I think...I'll just leave.." Rainbow says, flying away.

"Oh, okay. Hey! Maybe next time we I can help you break the barrier better!" I shout. Rainbow shoots off as fast as she can. I turn around to look at all the guards, who are laughing even louder.

" I don't know why your laughing. You guys are probably still trying to lose your virginity." I say to them, frowning. For some weird reason the guards all stop laughing and look to the ground while blushing. Not Celestia, she just keeps giggling. She giggles even harder when she notices what the guards are doing.

"W-wait. So, that means. All you stallions haven't? Bwahahahahahahah." Celestia laughs. I look around with one thought on my mind.

'I think I'm missing something here...'

Later

"Oh!.....ew." I say, walking with Celestia. She just finished describing how to lose your virginity..... I can't believe you need to....just...no. Just...ew. I can't understand why you would want to do that. Seriously, why would you want to....just no.

We come to the edge of the command post and stop. I turn to Celestia and smile.

"Well, it was great talking with you.....not really, actually..... but I enjoyed your company." I say. Celestia smiles warmly at me.

"I can agree that your company was also pleasant.... just don't try doing what I told you until your older."

" Don't worry. I'm definitely not sharing my food with anyone. It's just...no. Why would you want to SHARE your food?" I ask.

"Maybe one day you'll understand... until then, have a nice day." She says. I smile and fly off.

"Wait! Orion...do you have a sec?" Celestia asks. I stop and turn to look at her.

"Yes! I have lots of secs! Why? Do you want some?" I shout at her. Suddenly I hear every guard burst out laughing."

'Okay....definitely missing something.....I still don't exactly get why Nappa told me to say that to everyone who aaks if I have a sec...there reaction IS funny, though.' I think to myself.

I fly down and land in front of the made who wants my secs. (I'm dying of laughter while writing this)

"Yes, Orion. You see, I know how interested you are in the Dragon war. So I decided I would explain a bit about it." Celestia says.

"Oh? Okay, sure." I say, nodding. Celestia smiles and walks inside a building. I follow.

"You see, Orion." Celestia says, walking down the hallway with me...or me walking down the hallway with her. The hallway it's self is pretty normal, as far as hallways go. It's got about a meter width, is long flank and has little black and white squares on it.

"...Were you even listening?" Celestia asks, snapping me out of my observation.

" Pffft...Yes?" I say. Celestia frowns at me.

"As I was saying, the command post is almost fully complete. Luckily the room we need just so happens to be ready. The room is known as the 'map' room, it's where we strategize and plan our next moves in the war." Celeatia says, opening a door on the right and walking in.

I follow Celestia in the room and gawk at what I see, there's a MASSIVE map on a wall with lots of lines and notes all over the place as well as a bunch of guards doing stuff, like drawing lines to other places. To me it looks like they got a foal to draw a picture on a map of the world.

"Umm...Not to sound like I don't know what that is......but just what is that?" I say, pointing to the map. Celestia smiles and walks in front of the map.

"This, this is our plan of attack in the war. As you can see, we will make a camp halfway in between the Dragon Kingdom and Equestria. Our plan is simple but efficient. We will make our base there," Celestia says pointing at a red circle on the map. "Make a team of our best warriors, as well as myself, charge the Dragons home. Once that is done we will return to Equestria." Celestia says.

"Just like that?" I ask. Celestia frowns.

"Sadly, no. There is a chance that it won't work. This is why we have a camp in the middle, so if we do fall, our second best guards can defend.... and if that doesn't work, we have you and the remaining guards to defend Equestria. It may seem like a simple plan....but the Dragon don't really think, they just do. If it was against another race, one more intelligent, we might of used strategies like an ambush or stealth....but because of the sheer power of Dragons it wouldn't do much but annoy them." Celestia says, with a serious look on her face.

"Good thing your fighting then, Celestia. With you...heck they'll probably BEG for forgiveness.... right?" I say, looking at Celestia's poker face.

"I am strong, Orion. But numbers also hold just as much strength.... that is why I bring my best warriors with me....I may be able to handle 3-4 average Dragons.....but an army is a new story all together." Celestia says. I was about to ask what she meant by 'average Dragons when a sudden roar and explosion filled the air.

"Come on! It's my day of relaxing!"