I'm just Saiyan

"Um, Celestia.....what is this place?" I ask looking around. We appear to be in some sort of castle. The castle is gray with moss and vines hanging all over it. It also has lots of rubble and holes all over the place, as well as some cracks. I look forward and see two thrones, one has a picture of the moon....the other is destroyed but looks like it use to have a picture of a sun on it.

"This is my old castle, Orion. I moved out some time ago because...of an indecent." Celestia says, smilling sadly. I look at her and frown.

"What kind of indecent? Was it to do with the fact that your throne was destroyed?" I ask. Celestia's eyes widen and she looks at me.

"H-how did you know it was mine?" I smirk and point to her flank.

"The picture kinda looks like your cutie mark.....well, besides the fact it's not in shards all over the place." I say. "But....what's with the second throne?" I ask. Celestia sighs and walks over to me. She lays down so she's eye level.

"Are you familiar with the mare in the moon?" I nod my head. "You should be able to figure it out then." Celestia says. I stop and think for a second. What does she mea-wait.....

"Y-you mean....Nightmare moon is...." I begin to say. Celestia sighs and nods. "Yes.....but she wasn't always nightmare moon, she use to be called Luna."

"What, so when she wanted the night to last forever she went to Starbucks to change her name?" Celestia stares at me.

"You do realize that Starbucks doesn't change your name....they sell-"

"Yeah, yeah. But why did she change it to Nightmare Moon? Why not something like......The Rock. Maybe Buck Norris, heck even Jacky-"

"Orion!" Celestia shouts. I look up at her, she looks pretty angry.

"Um...sorry...." I say, looking down. Celestia sighs.

"I believe..... I said I would teach you the solar flare." Celestia says. She gets up and walks to the center of the room. I quickly get up and follow.

"Alright." Celestia says, facing me. "To do the solar flare.....well, just shout solar flare." Celestia says.

"....That's it?......Okay." I say. I thought it would be harder then that....

"Okay. Let me turn around." Celestia says, turning around. "Okay, do it." I smirk and look forward.

"Solar flare!....umm.....SOLAR FLARE!.....I can't do it." I say. Celestia turns around and looks confused.

"Hmm...." She thinks to herself. I stand there thinking.

"You didn't put your fingers in front of your face!" Nappa says.......Nappa?

'N-Nappa? H-how? I thought you said the Dragon balls brought you back to life.' I think, so I don't interrupt Celestia while she thinks.

"Oh, yeah.....I got hit by a bus." Nappa says rubbing the back of his head. I look at him in confusion.

'H-how? That doesn't even......okay. I'm just glad your back. Now, what did you say before.?' I ask.

"Oh, I was saying that you need to put your fingers near the center of your face. You see, when I was killed by Vegeta, I saw Goku use the move on him. He put his hands near his face and shouted 'SOLAR FLARE!' I think Celestia didn't need to because she doesn't have hands." Nappa explains. I smirk at him.

'Okay, I'll try.' I think.

"Orion I think I-"

"SOLAR FLARE!" I shout, putting my hand near my face.....and blinding Celestia. Celestia grunts and falls to the ground.

"Uh-oh. Um, sorry Celestia." I say. Celestia stands up, still blinded, and turns to me.

"....Next time warn me when you do that." Celestia says. I smirk and nod.

"Okay.....could you get your face out of my butt know?" I say. Celestia gasps and falls over on her flank.

"Bwahahahaha. Payback. Payback for that time you told me to get my face out of your flank. Oh, Celestia. I see why you did that, your face....it....Hahahahahahaha." I laugh, closing my eyes.

'Thanks, Nappa.' I think, still laughing.

"Orion....you might want to run..." Nappa says. I stop laughing and open my eyes. Standing up is a angry Celestia with her horn ignited. I gulp and try to fly out, but Celestia gets me in a levitation grip. I struggle but I can't escape.

"Orion......I'm going to spank you." Celestia quietly says. I scream and struggle even harder.

Battle begun

Orion: 1,945 (true power 19,450)

Celestia: 15,000 (true power 50,000)

Chance of winning.......28%

I take my ring off and wait for Celestia to drag me in. I get closer and she lifts her foreleg up. I'm looking directly at her. Using all my Ki I loft my hands up and...

"SOLAR FLARE!" I shout. Celestia gets stunned again. I quickly kick her in the side of her face, while she's stunned, and fly out the ruin.

" ORION! GET BACK HERE!" Celestia shouts using the Royal Canterlot Voice.

I ignore her and dash away with a blue aura around me as fast as I can. I land on a mountain a good 1000 miles away and sit down.

"Phew." I say, wiping the sweat of my brow. "Now all I have to do is make sure I never see Celestia for the rest of my life." I say to myself. I feel the warm wind on my shoulder

'.......wind isn't warm.....and it doesn't feel angry.' I think to myself. I look forward and see a massive shadow in front of me. I don't even turn around as I feel Celestia's breath on my ear.

"Run..." She whispers. I yell and activate my Ki aura to fly away as fast as I can.....only for Celestia to grab me before I can even make it 10 meters away. Celestia uses my magic to bend me over. I try to struggle but it's not working.

"Now, Orion." She whispers into my ear. "I was only going to spank you once.....but after blinding me, hitting me and running away....I'll say 10 should do." Celestia whispers.

"A-actualy I flew..." I say. I hear Celestia giggle.

"Okay, 20 it is." Celestia whispers into my ear.

'Nappa....help' I think.

"Okay....um.....oh, use the kaio-ken to fly away, she doesn't know that you can do that.. But not now.... when I say go." Nappa says. I mentally nod and wait. I can feel Celestia slowly raise her hoof. It's getting higher and higher and higher and-.

"NOW!" Nappa shouts.

"KAIO-KEN!" I shout out. I manage to surprise Celestia and fly away from her.

"OKAY, ORION.....I DIDN'T WANT TO DO THIS......BUT KNOW I'LL HAVE TO GO FULL POWER." Celestia whispers....well, she said it loud, it's just the way she said it sounded like a whisper. I risk a turn back and see that her eyes are glowing white.

'Oh buck...'

Status update.

Orion: 29,175 (kaio-ken 1.5)

Celestia: 50,000 (full power)

I shoot off across the sky with a boom meaning I broke the sound barrier......to bad an angry Celestia just did a sonic rainboom behind me.

"Okay, Orion. Your going about mach 20 which is 20x the speed of sound. So, your going about.....6,800 meters per second..... Celestia's going mach 45.....about 15,300 meters per second....now, luckily you got a head start of 81,600, so you've got around 5.3 seconds before she reaches you." Nappa says surprising me with his knowledge.

'Wow....I never thought you would be-'

"4.7 SECONDS!' Nappa yells. I look around quickly trying to find somewhere to hide. I spot a large lake a few 25,000 meters away.(75,000 meters.)

"Orion you've got 1.9 seconds!" Nappa reminds me.

'......I know what to do.' I think.

I turn around to face Celestia....I wish I didn't. I can see her angry, scowling face and her ragging eyes, even though their white.

"SOLAR FLARE!" I shout, initiating another solar flare. Celestia gets blinded by it again and stops to cover her eyes while shouting that it's 50 spanks now.

'Okay, I've got about 10 seconds to make it their so if I'm going 6,800 m/s and it's 75,000 meters away.....I won't make it in time.......but if I use Kaio-ken x2..' I think.

"KAIO-KEN X2" I shout, flying towards the lake.

"Alright, now your going 10,200 m/s.....you wasted 2 seconds thinking...yep you'll just make it." Nappa says.

'Okay, when did you become good at math?" I ask. Nappa shrugs his ghost shoulders.

"Same way you used Kaio-ken x2.....plot convenience." Nappa says.

'What does a flank have to do with math?' I ask.

"Never mind...we're here." Nappa says.

I turn to look and see I'm about to hit the lake. I come to a skidding stop beside the lake, suppress my power level as low as I can and dive in the lake.

"........4......5.......6."

'What are you doing?' I ask, holding my breath at the bottom of the lake. Nappa smirks at me.

"Seeing how long you can hold your breath......10.....11.....12." Nappa says. I role my eyes and take a look around. There's nothing really interesting around, there's some fish a space pod a playcolt magazine..... wait....a PLAYCOLT MAGAZINE? What the hell is that doing there? Oh, the space pod's pretty confusing too....but a playcolt magazine? What the buck.

"....24.....25......26." I notice a fish coming close to me. It stares for a bit and swims past me.....brushing my shoulder.

"*gurgle* (OW!)" I gurgle. I just remembered that the kaio-ken affects the body a lot. Considering the fact I just went x2, it's no wonder even the slightest brush will hurt......wait...isn't Celestia going to spank-

"*GURGLE* (Buck.)" I gurgle. I need some air. I swim up and slowly surface. I take a deep breath and look around.

"37 seconds....meh." Nappa says. Seeing no angry Celestia's, I swim over to the edge of the lake.

"Need a hoof?" Celestia asks, holding her hoof out. I grab the hoof and pull myself up.

"Thanks, Celestia."

" 3.......2........1....."

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"