It was a glorious, beautiful day in Ponyville, and Midnight Dash had her friends over.
"And I said, you hate peaches?" Ghost Buddy finished.
"Twilight loves peaches." Dashing Blur stated out of nowhere.
"Rarity is a marshmallow, you know!" Twinkle responded.
"Pinkie is a very sexy mare!" Gamer Xaiver replied, causing awkward silence.
Then, Curly Mane broke it; "Will you all quit saying random stuff?! Bananas."
"Calm the buck down, everypony, because I have a cane that will destroy you all!" Twilight Sparkle declared, holding up the beloved Twilicane.
"Not this meme again..." Forgotten groaned.
"I have the best pony by my side!" Ghost responded, pointing to Twilight.
"I have the Banana Queen on mine!" Midnight stated, as Celestia crashed through the roof.
"I have the Princess of the night!" This meant war, for Dashing said Rainbow Dash was the best, and of course Matted Wing said Scootaloo, and others disgreed. It began to play Pokemon music in the background.