Paranormal Overdrive

John groaned as he opened his eyes, immediately being blinded by the suns rays.After his eyes adjusted to the light, he slowly got up and looked all around him.He was in a forest in God knows where.Russia maybe? No,Russia is in winter at the moment so surely there wouldve been snow.Thats when he noticed something off about this forest.

It was colorful.

Sure, forests on Earth were colorful, but never this colorful.

In fact, this forest was nearly...cartoon like.

"Ah shit" John quietly said to himself.  "Am I dead? Because if I am, I wanna go back.

That was when John got the feeling that he wasn't alone.So, instinctively, he turned around.And there before him, laying on the ground unconscious, was the same guy that cornered him in the alley way just minutes before he got hit by the catwalk, or hours, whichever one was the closest.

"Oh great" John said, throwing his arms in the air of frustration. "Not only am I stuck God knows where, but Im stuck God knows where with the guy that tried to kill me?, or arrest depending on which one he was going to do before I knocked him out. "

He stared at him for several more moments

"Well unconscious or dead, I'm not waiting for him wake up if he is unconscious." And with that said,John set out into the cartooney forest.

"Oh my God when does this frikin forest end!"

John had been walking for the past hour, going through what seemed endless of vines and leaves.He was starting to lose hope in escaping this forest, in fact, he was starting to think that he'd had died and gone to some sort of forest hell.

That was until, he saw what seemed like an exit out of the forest.

Wasting no time, and with nothing to lose dead or not, he sprinted to the exit of the forest and was relieved to see that it actually was an exit.

Or at least he was relieved until he spotted what seemed like a whiteish blue horse in the distance.

Not wanting to talk to whatever the hell they were,he hid behind a tree right next to, or what looked like, a cottage.

"Why the hell would anyone put a house next to a forest like this?" He asked himself.

"I know, seems crazy right?" A voice said behind him.

He quickly turned around to see the person that he had left behind in the forest.

"I thought you were dead." John said,somewhat startled.

"Didn't you see me still breathing?"

"Well excuse me for not checking to see if the guy who was trying to kill me was still breathing."

"Actually I was just trying to arrest you."

"Oh that makes me feel so much better now!" John said sarcastically.

"Anyway...I guess I should tell you my name since were gonna be working together." The cop said holding out his hand. "Rodger Simmons"

John akwardly shook his hand "John Anderson.And what makes you think that I'm gonna work with a cop?"

"Well both of us don't know where we are"

"True"

"And two is better than one"

"True"

"So guess you have no choice but to work together with me until we find out where we are."

"True" John repeated for the third time,adding a sigh of defeat.He knew that this cop was right.If they were gonna figure out where they are, they might as well do it together."

"Soooo" Rodger said "I take it you don't want to meet the locals as much as I do?"

John nodded, noticing that most of the houses in this place were borded up."Not to mention the creepy wolf thing laying next to that white horse."John gestured toward the dead wolf-like creature beside the white horse.

"Maybe we can figure out where we are by eavesdropping. "

"Worth a shot." John said, noticing another pink horse come out of one of the houses.

"Glade?" It said, running over to the white horse and hugging it.

"Just this once" the pink horse said, still hugging the white horse."Just this once, everypony lives"

"Who the fuck is everypony?" The cop asked.

"More importantly, who the fuck is Glade?"

The cop simply shrugged "I say we kill them"

"I agree but-" John didn't have time to finish that sentence before he saw Rodger pulle the pin on a grenade he held in his hand.

"Dude!" John said grabbing the grenade out the cops hand and chucking it into the distance."I said I agreed with you, but we have little to nothing right now....and where the fuck did you get a-" John didn't have time to finish that sentence either before he and the cop heard a loud explosion.Both of their heads turned to the source of the sound just in time to witness another tree not far from them fall and slam onto the ground, mere inches from crushing th cottage before them.

"Ohhh shit that's gonna get their attention!" John said, panicky

"Ok.New plan:Run back into the forest!" The cop responded

"Way ahead of you" John said, already running toward the forest entrance.

"Hey!" Rodger said, running after him.  "Wait for me!"

Rodgers boss sat at his desk in his office.It had been two hours since Rodger went to Nightguard to assist in an arrest of a racer.Shortly after he got the call that him and the racer had disappeared without a trace, he wasted no time in sending a search party out for the both of them.

Rodger, because he was one of the best cops the MCPD has ever had.And the racer,for justice reasons.

He was brought out of his thoughts when he heard his office door open.He lifted his head to see a police officer standing at his door.

"Any luck? " he asked the officer

The cop simply shook his head.

"Dammit." Rodgers boss cursed under his breath. "Well keep on looking then."

The cop nodded and left the room, shutting the door behind him, leaving Rodgers boss alone in his office once again.

After what seemed like eternity, he let out a sight

"Wherever you two are, I hope your alright...."