Well this is most uncalled for

by NoDoctorLikeMe

Rating: teen
Tags: Alternate Universe, Human, Comedy, Adventure
Length: 713

Equestria didn't see him coming

When the human Zack crash lands into Canterlot, none knew what he was or capable of. Under the watchful eyes of the Mane 6, he will do everything in his power to either save or mess with the world of Equestria,

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-03-10 03:35:33 UTC

Chapter 1

Three minutes and I have already been imprisoned, that’s a new record in my book. And the cell is not that bad either. Sure, there is a few rats and the wall seems to be leaking a bit, but hey, could be worse right? Hold on, is that someone coming down to visit me?! Oh I do so love guest!

   “ Who is it,” Zack chimed to the guest approaching the cell bars. Though he was expecting something sinister, his guest was a tall, alabaster uni-pega-what ever. It seemed unphased,( and slightly confused) as it looked at him, studied him.

  “ When I ask who it is, please for the sake of you, me, and those around in a 50 meter radius to answer me. So I ask again, who are you?”. It clearly could understand , looking into his eyes, it finally spoke.

  “ Celestia, Princess Celestia, raiser of the sun and ruler of the Equestrian nation. And you are?”

  “ Zacharia, or Zack, raiser of the questions as to why I am locked up and ruler of who knows what.”

  “ I see, as to your questions as to why we imprisoned you, we did only because of the safety and peace of the city of Canterlot, and also from the damage you may or may not have purposely done to the Central Statue.”

   “ Well you could’ve just asked me, not exactly a warm welcome here either. How about you try having a spear shoved in your face, it’s not comfy to say the least.” Zack watched her tense up a bit, apparently unhappy with his attitude towards her. She motioned towards a guard to unlock the door, and began to escort him to what appeared to be a throne room.

   “ Nice place you got here, but here is a real question, can it fly?”

  “ No, but it does have guards that will buck your mouth until it swells shut,”

  “ I was just asking a question, chill”

  They approached the thrones with another surprise waiting just upon the smaller seat. She, just taking a guess considering that in this world there seemed to be a lack of gentialia upon these horses, was a navy blue, with a flowing night-like mane, was another pegacorn, and appeared to be slightly smaller than the taller escort.

  “ Luna, do your thing” Celestia said bluntly. Luna rose slowly, lighting up her horn and touched Zack’s forehead with the tip. After what seemed to be minutes gone by, he finally asked,                “ Uhhh… was there a point to, why do I suddenly feel drowsy?”

  He fell to the floor, passed out, as dreams overtook him.

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   White, nothing but nothing. Peaceful and tranquil. Wasteful and boring, where is the dream? Did it suddenly just decide to go AWOL and leave.

       “ Hellllloooo?”

  POOF

      “ What in the…” Zack turned around… and was greeted with a very close view of Luna staring me down.

      “ What are you doing in this kingdom, where are you from, and who do you fight for?”

      “ I dropped in without my say in the deal, I come from nowhere you would know, and I fight for myself and whoever aids me.”

       “ Do mean me or my sister ill will?”

       “ That depends on if you are in my way or not.”

       “ Give me a reason not to harm you.”

       “ Because that would be impossible considering that this is my dream world.”

       “ Prove to me that you mean our world no harm.”

       “ Well, I never fought you, never had a reason to fight you, and you seem to be able to kill me anyways, therefore making it counter-productive to engage you.” Luna backed away from him and looked as if she was thinking about it. Zack knew that even if she didn’t believe him, she would still spare me so he could be questioned.

       “ I will spare you for the time being. If you would like to lighten the mood…”

      “ I would rather wake up, it is boring in here,” This caused her to stamp… because of who knows and lit her horn up once more.