"Oh what fun! Maybe we can go and have an adventure!" Jack said with a permanent frown written across his face.
"Really?!" Pinkie Pie said starting to vibrate on the spot from the sheer joy of the thought of going on an adventure.
"NO! now go away, none of you can help me, so I must help myself" Jack said shooing away the Elements of Harmony from his position on the ground. "Like I always have" he muttered.
Time: Day before Incident
"Go away you testosterone filled jar head" Jack said shooing the Leader Jock from his position above him.
"What did you call me faggot?" The jock asked in a threatening tone, that Jack couldn't help but notice.
"I said go away, and it's good to hear that you have the vocabulary of a sixth grader, you hulking mass of moron" Jack said not worried that the person now man handling him was going to punch him into the dirt.
"Kid, I'm this close to sending you to the hospital" The jock said holding his fingers close together.
"Good to see that you at least know a unit of measurement, and besides, why are you going to waste your time kicking me into submission, did daddy not want his boy to give in to a person like me?" Jack said patting the bully's cheek, "Is daddy ashamed of you? you product of rejected semen"
At that moment, the bully's grip lightened a little and gave Jack the opportunity to give another sucker punch to the ego that is this jocks brain.
"And by the way, how is your father? I heard he cheated on your mom because of you...?"
The threat lessened his grip, to the point of just holding the collar of Jack's shirt. All of the groupies behind him just sat there silent, some with wide eyes others trying to hold back laughter. The person just stood there opening and closing his mouth like a fish breathing, his eyes lost in another world questioning something.
"Now if you don't mind, I have some business to attend to" Jack said pulling the hands off his collar so he could walk away from the scene.
A moment later after he turned the corner, Jack said to himself, "The nerve of people today, why is it that I am stuck in this day and age? while others had the mercy to not grow up with the downfall of man kind" He turned another corner and continued his self induced rant.
Time: One Minute after Disturbance
"Now here I lay, in a world of one of my favorite shows... perfect" Jack said not bothering to get up until somepony showed up to check on the disturbance near the edge of the Everfree forest.
"Three...Two...One... and here come the main six with spike in tow" He said right before the main six came dashing over the hill and towards him, Spike trailing behind them and fumbling a bit as he was smaller than the rest of them.
"Here we go, time to answer their questions"
If what I think is true then all of their cartoon counter parts should share the same behaviors as their real ones, with that in mind we should have an extensive library on how they act so lets use that to our advantage shall we?
"Hold right there... what ever you are" Rainbow Dash said pinning Jack to the earth, looking down at him.
Not like we were going any where...
"Rainbow, get away from that thing it could be dangerous" Twilight said trying to reach for Dash with a hoof.
A bad memory flashed through Jacks mind and he quickly shook it away.
"We don't even know what it is, it could be friendly Twilight" Fluttershy said.
Thank you Fluttershy, at least somepony here has given me the benefit of the doubt.
"Look at it, it has to be dangerous, look at what it's wearing and its hair what a mess"
Whoa whoa, this is not a mess, it's controlled disorder, you stuck up bitch Jack thought while looking up at his hair.
"Well what ever it is it has to be able to talk, it has been listening to us this whole time" Apple Jack said staring down at Jack with a slight look of discomfort.
"Yes I can talk, now would you named Rainbow Dash politely step off of my chest so I might get up?" Jack said startling all of the ponies grouped around him, some a little more than the others.
Rainbow Dash stepped off and jack proceeded to stand up, as soon as he did that he brushed the dirt from his back but Rainbow Dash put him back onto the ground.
"Rainbow Dash what are you doing?!" Twilight asked panicking at the thought of Jack getting angry at them and doing something.
"He was reaching for something, it cold have been a weapon for all we know!"
"Miss Dash I would gladly have a spell cast to detect weapons if that is what you wish" and Jack looked over to Twilight
"You seem to be a unicorn and in that matter are able to use magic, so can you cast said spell?"
"Sure" was all she said with questioning eyes.
As soon as she cast the spell Twilight's horn flashed with a lavender color and she said, "Rainbow it doesn't have a weapon, now get off of it"
It, I like it, better than freak or faggot
Again Rainbow began to step off of Jack but Jack didn't get up.
"We have to go to Canterlot to see Celestia" Twilight said
"Oh what fun! Maybe we can go and have an adventure!" Jack said with a permanent frown written across his face.
"Really?!" Pinkie Pie said starting to vibrate on the spot from the sheer joy of the thought of going on an adventure with her friends.
"NO! now go away, none of you can help me, so I must help myself" Jack said shooing away the Elements of Harmony from his position on the ground. "Like I always have" he muttered.
Pinkie kept quite that whole time they were talking, something is off... yeah because us being doesn't throw anything off at all...
Again Jack got off of the ground and began to brush his backside off with his hands and during that time he kept his eyes trained on Rainbow Dash, who in turn kept her eyes on him. It was a long moment of them just staring at each other and the others talking before Jacks eyes flashed with a red sheen.
"What the hay did you just do?!" Rainbow yelled, while the others turned to look at her and Jack.
"What ever do you mean? Dear Rainbow Dash?" Jack asked with a tone more like Rarity's.
"Your eyes! and don't act like you don't know!" Rainbow Dash protested.
"I am sorry but I have no idea what you are talking about... what did my eyes do?" Jack said blinking rapidly and leaning over Rainbow Dash.
Discovery
"Your eyes! why did they do that?!" The mugger said.
"Oh nothing don't you worry..." Jack said getting up from his position on the floor, wiping blood off of his face onto his sleeve.
"Let us just say that only one of us is leaving this place alive" Jack said as the whole world around the mugger went black and he could only see a couple of feet around him.
"Where the fuck are you, you freak!?" The mugger said gripping his knife harder.
"I am not the freak, you are" Jack said holding a makeshift mirror up the the muggers face.
All the mugger could see in the mirror was his face shifting back and forth from his own to the kid he was going to mug.
"You see, I am you, you are the freak, not me, but you and you are me so I am you"
"Gotta cut you out... I ain't having no freak in me"
The mugger proceeded to gut himself and start to tear his organs out with his bare hands, searching, but finding nothing but his own flesh and blood.
"I'll get you sooner or later..." The mugger muttered to himself ignoring how much blood he was losing.
A minute later the mugger collapsed lying in a pool of his own blood, his organs slipping out from beneath him with a wet SCHLOP.
Time: Current
"Again, I don't know why I have to be the one getting tackled over here, I have done nothing wrong" Jack said.
"Now that is a lie, and don't try to deny it either, I am the Element of Honesty after all" Apple Jack stated.
"And can you tell me what I have done wrong? Come here and look into my eyes and tell me, what I have done to deserve this awful beginning in your world, sure I admit I might have done SOME bad stuff in my world but none of that stuff ever got back to me because it wasn't my fault!"
"I think we should trust him, he doesn't seem that bad that we should just treat him this way." Fluttershy said putting her hoof up onto Apple Jack's shoulder.
"Now that we have dealt with that we can proceed to Ponyville" Jack said startling all of them again and proceeding to walk up the hill the main six came down.
"First we must find out where I am going to reside, secondly I must find a job here, and lastly but not least..." Jack sighed "I have to make friends..."
