Chronicles Of a Brony : Brony-Hell

by MACRO

Rating: mature
Tags: Tragedy, Random, Dark, Alternate Universe, Human, Adventure
Length: 942

Our Main character Jiahn meets an unfortunate end

Our gay boy lipsed hero find him self in a pickle!
how will he go on!!!

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2012-03-26 18:50:03 UTC

IM PEN DICK

Jiahn hurled down the stairs and out the window. he nearly smashed  his head open.His face bled and  he was all like "oh  fuck i fell " . As he slowly began to orient himself  he noticed a pony  Atop the stairs from which  he had just fallen  ,the pony  then moved down with great precision and grace .  trotting down towards Jiahn she smiled  , and said "  dude you are like sooo fucking stupid "   the   pony's rainbow colored mane    fluttered  in the  air  as the wind acted upon it as a   gentle  zephyr

This isn't right.. No, it's just completely wrong. I can't believe  what i'm seeing ...[ jiahn was a total brony and   the very fact that he was seeing  a F.I.M pony  made him  cum in his pants.] " i swear  brony's piss me off sometimes " exclaimed  the  rainbow  colored  pony while hoofing  jiahn in the balls  as hard as she could , "awgh fuck that has to be  the most  migraine  inducing   hoof to the balls i've ever  had! " [jiahn liked fucking ponies  so he had been hoofed to the balls many  a time before] "oh buck it  don't be a bitch boy   ,  say goodnight  now !"   jiahn  suddenly lost consciousness .

" chaos mother  fucker  !! chaos !!    "-unknown  voice .

"   What in the  love of  Equestria ?" uttered   jiahn  with his  gay boy lisp  .  fire  burned all around him  warming his face and burning tips of his  stupid PuerTorican hair   the burning sensation  hurt him but  his inner masochist  made him  cum  3 times in a row in under 1.3 seconds  he  soon  regained consciousness and noticed that he was being carried by a   pegasus  but this was not just an ordinary pegasus   the pegasus  had 13 dicks coming  out of   his   mouth  and blood coming out of his burning red hairy ass hole , this aroused jiahn  because of his intense blood fetish.   the claws of the pegasus were so tight on him they   dug deep into the walls of  his ass hole and inner throat  causing blood puke and splotches dark blood shit , oh did i mention  that the  pegasus had  claws  that were carrying  jiahn  by  one claw being in his  ass and  one  inside his mouth ? well now you know  .  there was no question about it in Jiahn’s  mind   this was

BRONY HELL

As  the  pegasus let go  of  jiahn by removing his claws from   Jiahn’s  anus and mouth

Jiahn screamed  .”  SOMEBODY SAVE ME   , GOD!!! FLUTTERSHY !!!!!....SCOOTALOO ? FUCK  SOMEONE !“  Jiahn flailed  and   shouted as he fell off of the  pegasus  .when he finally stopped being  a dumb  bitch  he noticed  that the fall was only  7 inches , which   is  just about seven inches    bigger than  his diminutive  penis  [Jiahn  took many dicks to the ass, and because of the laws of natural selection , his  peen eventually decreased to a size most comparable to a fire ant ]

  The fires in brony  hell blazed around Jiahn,  the sides of brimstone pillars were decorated by mouths gushing bloody f"  like , Mgoam and eyes forever weeping ,one tear for every clopfic  ever written   .   " what did  i do to deserve this?!  why has my god forsaken me ? , oh wait that's rite.. i don't believe  in good , since im a Br00tal kid."  suddenly  a demonic yet playful voice appeared  the  gravity of its to  shook   the  red sandy earth    beneath  JIahn causing a cloud of dust to form around  him , he quickly shook it off and  asked     " um  .. like  who are you and like, like, like... do yah need a breath mind"  in a flamboyant faggot  tone " WELL Arn't you  the joker !  hah! you seem to     almost  love humor as much as me ! "

          " like ,  AMGod    who aaree you, you sound scary and like you have some kind of three pack a day voice.. YOU NEED some corrective surgery , i have my  gynecologist's number if u need it honey bun "

        Jiahn suddenly looked up to see  a beast like he had only seen in two  my little pony  epsidoes before  , something so vile it broke him to a sweat and he  once again came in his pants(after seeing  the beat's  huge wobbly 27 inch penis  with pearly penile  pupils )

     "  It is  I  Discord !!!  the Spirit of Disharmony and Chaos!!!!   and im going to rape you for being a dick  , fucking ponies , writing  shity  fanfics that no one even likes ,and  most importantly  dying  stupidly after playing the my little pony drinking game!!!!!"              " jinkies! so that'S how i died!  well what about the rainbow colored pony  ?"

  "who? rainbow dick? yea she takes care of bringing in bronies   , i told her to kick you in the balls cuz ur not  only a brony you are also hprrible at being heterosexual"'

"jinkies!!!!"

" prepare for  penile rape !!!   "   discord shoves his  newly erected 30 inch dick into jiahn's urethra causing his punitive penis to split open in chucks of  blood and green puss

          Discord let out a hungry howl   and began to rape jiahns face and came inside his mouth , the blst of the semen was so strong it come out of his gayboy butt.

jiahn later died of  rectal bleeding

                                                                        THE END  MAUFAKA

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T.S.M.A = to save my ass

i am not responsible for any  vomiting , disorientation , disgust , bitch fit , racial  discrimination  offense , or  you being  a dick dumb . This product is meant for educational purposes only  ages 1 to 12.  Do not read  while operating a motor vehicle or heavy equipment.

Brony's beware  this is a  true story  and happened to a friend of mine .  his as is now being used as a hat  by  rainbow dick  and gets stuffed by dicks every day.

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NOW FUCK OFF.

PS: rectal bleeding is a serious matter that  strikes  millions of Americans each day .[Mexicans  don't count ]

here are some causes of rectal bleeding

Hemorrhoids :A swollen vein or group of veins in the region of the anus

Anal fissure's :A natural crack or tear in the skin of the anal canal

GAY PEOPLE cancer : also called colon cancer or large bowel cancer, includes cancerous growths in the colon, rectum and appendix.

Crohns disease: A chronic inflammatory disease of the intestines caused by  too much anal sex