Chronicles Of a Brony : Brony-Hell
Jiahn hurled down the stairs and out the window. he nearly smashed his head open.His face bled and he was all like "oh fuck i fell " . As he slowly began to orient himself he noticed a pony Atop the stairs from which he had just fallen ,the pony then moved down with great precision and grace . trotting down towards Jiahn she smiled , and said " dude you are like sooo fucking stupid " the pony's rainbow colored mane fluttered in the air as the wind acted upon it as a gentle zephyr
This isn't right.. No, it's just completely wrong. I can't believe what i'm seeing ...[ jiahn was a total brony and the very fact that he was seeing a F.I.M pony made him cum in his pants.] " i swear brony's piss me off sometimes " exclaimed the rainbow colored pony while hoofing jiahn in the balls as hard as she could , "awgh fuck that has to be the most migraine inducing hoof to the balls i've ever had! " [jiahn liked fucking ponies so he had been hoofed to the balls many a time before] "oh buck it don't be a bitch boy , say goodnight now !" jiahn suddenly lost consciousness .
" chaos mother fucker !! chaos !! "-unknown voice .
" What in the love of Equestria ?" uttered jiahn with his gay boy lisp . fire burned all around him warming his face and burning tips of his stupid PuerTorican hair the burning sensation hurt him but his inner masochist made him cum 3 times in a row in under 1.3 seconds he soon regained consciousness and noticed that he was being carried by a pegasus but this was not just an ordinary pegasus the pegasus had 13 dicks coming out of his mouth and blood coming out of his burning red hairy ass hole , this aroused jiahn because of his intense blood fetish. the claws of the pegasus were so tight on him they dug deep into the walls of his ass hole and inner throat causing blood puke and splotches dark blood shit , oh did i mention that the pegasus had claws that were carrying jiahn by one claw being in his ass and one inside his mouth ? well now you know . there was no question about it in Jiahn’s mind this was
BRONY HELL
As the pegasus let go of jiahn by removing his claws from Jiahn’s anus and mouth
Jiahn screamed .” SOMEBODY SAVE ME , GOD!!! FLUTTERSHY !!!!!....SCOOTALOO ? FUCK SOMEONE !“ Jiahn flailed and shouted as he fell off of the pegasus .when he finally stopped being a dumb bitch he noticed that the fall was only 7 inches , which is just about seven inches bigger than his diminutive penis [Jiahn took many dicks to the ass, and because of the laws of natural selection , his peen eventually decreased to a size most comparable to a fire ant ]
The fires in brony hell blazed around Jiahn, the sides of brimstone pillars were decorated by mouths gushing bloody f" like , Mgoam and eyes forever weeping ,one tear for every clopfic ever written . " what did i do to deserve this?! why has my god forsaken me ? , oh wait that's rite.. i don't believe in good , since im a Br00tal kid." suddenly a demonic yet playful voice appeared the gravity of its to shook the red sandy earth beneath JIahn causing a cloud of dust to form around him , he quickly shook it off and asked " um .. like who are you and like, like, like... do yah need a breath mind" in a flamboyant faggot tone " WELL Arn't you the joker ! hah! you seem to almost love humor as much as me ! "
" like , AMGod who aaree you, you sound scary and like you have some kind of three pack a day voice.. YOU NEED some corrective surgery , i have my gynecologist's number if u need it honey bun "
Jiahn suddenly looked up to see a beast like he had only seen in two my little pony epsidoes before , something so vile it broke him to a sweat and he once again came in his pants(after seeing the beat's huge wobbly 27 inch penis with pearly penile pupils )
" It is I Discord !!! the Spirit of Disharmony and Chaos!!!! and im going to rape you for being a dick , fucking ponies , writing shity fanfics that no one even likes ,and most importantly dying stupidly after playing the my little pony drinking game!!!!!" " jinkies! so that'S how i died! well what about the rainbow colored pony ?"
"who? rainbow dick? yea she takes care of bringing in bronies , i told her to kick you in the balls cuz ur not only a brony you are also hprrible at being heterosexual"'
"jinkies!!!!"
" prepare for penile rape !!! " discord shoves his newly erected 30 inch dick into jiahn's urethra causing his punitive penis to split open in chucks of blood and green puss
Discord let out a hungry howl and began to rape jiahns face and came inside his mouth , the blst of the semen was so strong it come out of his gayboy butt.
jiahn later died of rectal bleeding
THE END MAUFAKA
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Brony's beware this is a true story and happened to a friend of mine . his as is now being used as a hat by rainbow dick and gets stuffed by dicks every day.
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PS: rectal bleeding is a serious matter that strikes millions of Americans each day .[Mexicans don't count ]
here are some causes of rectal bleeding
Hemorrhoids :A swollen vein or group of veins in the region of the anus
Anal fissure's :A natural crack or tear in the skin of the anal canal
GAY PEOPLE cancer : also called colon cancer or large bowel cancer, includes cancerous growths in the colon, rectum and appendix.
Crohns disease: A chronic inflammatory disease of the intestines caused by too much anal sex