Al Gore was alone in his bedroom typing away the coordinates of Ponyville on the portal's computer. Hand drawn pictures of ManBearPig were scatters on the walls. Al Gore was sure that ManBearPig escaped by using some sort of inter dimensional portal , so Al Gore did the only logical thing any normal person would do when they were serial... He built his own portal. A portal that is so serial , that it looks just like the one from Stargate.
After typing in the coordinates , he put on his gear. The gear included a bulletproof vest , night vision goggles , 9mm pistol , tazer , ManBearPig detector , and ofcourse his lucky pair of Terrence and Phillip boxers. He quickly pushed the big red button that activated the portal. The instant the portal activated , it shined a bright shade of blue. It had the illusion that it's surface was water or some sort of liquid.
Taking a deep breath , he dashed into the portal with no regrets. While going through the portal , he saw many other cartoon worlds. Most of them were for little kids but many of them were for mature audiences. He took a few pictures with his camera and and finally stopped at his destination. He took one more deep breath before he went into the unknown.
After seconds of pure darkness , Al Gore felt the soft blades of grass making contact with his face. He got up and scanned the area. He held up the ManBearPig detector to eye level. He observed as a dot was blinking from a far distance from his own. His eyes grew big in shock. ManBearPig had already blended in with the populace of Ponyville. He knew what he must do.
The Cutie Mark Crusaders were doing thier usual messing around while trying to earn thier cutie marks. They were running out of ideas and didn't really know what else there was. Scootaloo had pitched in the idea of Cutie Mark Crusader Crusaders which didn't really make sense. Sweetiebelle thought it would be fun to become Cutie Mark Crusader Monster Hunters but they were too afraid to enter the forest. Applebloom had the genius idea of being Cutie Mark Crusader Alien Finders but what was the chance a alien would run by?
Al Gore ran by the crusaders at a speed of ten miles a hour. He stopped imediatly when he realized who he had run past. He backed up and faced the crusaders. The crusader's jaws were hung open in shock. Scootaloo hoofed over a small bag of bits to Applebloom. They used thier hooves to manually shit thier mouthes.
"Listen!" Spoke Al Gore in a super serial tone. "I need your help for me to find a dangerous creature. I am ofcourse speaking of ManBearPig. You see , ManBearPig doesn't care who you are or what you've done. All he wants is to kill you and all life in the world!"
"What's a ManBearPig?" Asked Sweetiebelle while raising an eyebrow. "You mean that pony that moved to town? His name is BearPig."
"What?!" Exclaimed Al Gore. "Why didn't you tell me this sooner?! Hurry , I need you to get me a quantity of molten led so I can kill him! I'm super serial."
"Kill em?!" Asked Apple Bloom. "We can't just kill him! He's super nice and he gave me a balloon!"
"Yeah!" Interupted Scootaloo. "We can't let you kill him! He have me a present on my birthday!"
Al Gore sighed and went back to running to Ponyville. If he couldn't get help from ponies that took him serial , he has to do the task on his own. Upon entering Ponyville , he received many stares and many ponies ran away. He kept on running until he arrived at Sugar Cube Corner. He swiftly kicked down the door and looked for the only other pony crazy enough to believe him.
Al Gore ran up to the desk to a very familiar pink party pony. "Hello there! I haven't seen anything like you before! My friend Twilight described seeing things like you except they were exposed to high amounts of radiation because human skin can't be brightly colored like ours!" Greeted Pinkie pie.
"Listen Pinkie , I need your help because I know you're the only one that will believe me!" Explained Al Gore before whispering something into her ear. Pinkie have him a surprised look of disbelief. "I'm super duper serial!"
5 hours later...
BearPig trotted into Sugar Cube Corner after he had received a party inventation. He opened the door and was greeted with the sight of his arch enemy , Al Gore. Around Al Gore was a group of ponies holding blunt objects. BearPig sighed and ripped his face off revealing his true form. ManBearPig ripped his way out of the disguise and let out a roar.
Al Gore empied the clip of his pistol into ManBearPig's body. The ponies threw what they had in thier hooves and screamed the entire alphabet. ManBearPig exploded from all the damage he absorbed in the battle. Everypony cheered and said "Thank you Al Gore , you are super awesome!". They crowned him king of Equestria and peace was restored to the land.
Al Gore woke up to the sound of his alarm clock. He got up and sighed. "Aww man. Why won't anybody ever take me serial?". He got up and changed into his usual clothing and ate breakfast. He had a lot of things to do today and nothing will stop him from killing ManBearPig. Nobody can convince him that ManBearPig doesn't exsist. ManBearPig is definatly real. Remember kids , always watch out for ManBearPig. He could creep up on you and eat your flesh at any minute at any time of any day. Don't be like the CMC! They didn't listen and do you know what happened to them? They are over thier at the graveyard... Thy work there now. Apparently digging graves was thier cutie marks.
