Warcraft is Magic

It was the middle of the night and ahumfilled the air as a large object materialized outside the window of a walleyed mail mare.  The familiar sound woke up the young mare and she jumped out of bed and ran to the window in hopes to see her Doctor, but sadly all she found was a confused Tauren.  In a flash of green he was gone just as quickly as he arrived, taking her hope along her.

Azok appeared outside of his house with Vinny several feet away at the controll panel of their new machine.

“Hey Vinny. The test on the machine went great, but it is still making that weird noise. And look,” Azok held up his arm, “I still have all my fur.” Needless to say, the previous test of their new device had left Azok with some bald spots.

“So, big guy, you think we can open shop yet? I'm itching to get some real work done, considering all you let me do is press the red button.”

“Well considering I’m the Grandmaster Engineer and your only skill is cutting gems, I think it best if you didn't touch it.”

“Fine.  Yo, A, im heading to bed. It's like three in the morning.”

“Kay, I just need to make a few more adjustments.”

“Don't care.”

Azok went back to his new device and began to work on the exposed circuitry.  There was flash of light as he joined two wires together there was a spark a shudder and then a soft soothing hum he closed the access panel and stepped back to take it all in.

It had taken all week, several hundred IOU’s, and quite a few bald spots, but it was complete; his crowning achievement his very own portal device.  It was a large ring shaped structure about ten wide and ten feet tall.  It worked by using the natural magic in the air and could transport up to five ponies anywhere in the known world, but the farther away the longer it took for it to recharge.  Azok had planned to use it as a rapid insertion system for their new business.

A and V

Mercenary

Security

&

Odd Jobs

Now all they needed was business.

Azok felt a familiar tingle as his cells began converting sunlight into magic, he turned to see the sun started to rise and chuckled to himself, “Heh, I guess I was working longer than I thought.”  He walked into the house and laid down on the couch and quickly fell asleep.

Azok awoke several hours later to the sounds of knocking at the door.  He tried to ignore it, but it seemed too urgent to merely ignore.

“Hello?”

“Azok, we need help: Fluttershy has been possessed!” the pony at the door was none other than the pink party pony herself Pinkie Pie.

“Come again?”

“Fluttershy is acting like a big meanie! She’s usually all shy and quiet, but not anymore, and I think that maybe a spooky ghost or something has taken over her body-”

Not needing to hear anymore, Azok cut her off.

“Welp, sounds like a possession to me. Let me grab some gear and I will meet you at Fluttershy’s cottage.” Azok ran up stairs to tell Vinny he would be gone, but found that his Goblin friend was nowhere to be seen.  Thinking nothing of it, He grabbed his armor and ran outside the transformed and flew off towards Fluttershy’s cottage.

Azok landed just in time to see Pinkie Pie and Rarity walking up to the door.

Rarity knocked on the door “Fluttershy, are you in there?”

“It's Pinkie Pie, and Rarity!”

“Go away! Go away before nastyFluttershy strikes again!” We could barely hear Fluttershy through the door.

“Oh, sweetie, we all said things that we regret.”

“We did?” Pinkie questioned.

“Shh.”

“Pinkie's right. I'm the only one to blame.  But don't worry, I'm never coming out of my house again. Everypony will be a lot safer with me and my mean mouth locked away.

“Sweetie, Pinkie Pie doesn't blame you, nor do I. You just received some bad advice from that Iron Will character.”

“Yeah! He'sthe one that made you act super-duper nasty. What I mean is, there are other ways to assert yourself besides yelling at everypony.”

“Yes! You can stand up for yourself without being unpleasant about it.”

“I- I'm not sure I can, I'm too far gone. Whenever I try to assert myself, I become a monster.”  The sound of lightning punctuated the end of her sentence.

“Oh sweetie, you're not a monster.”

“No, but he is” PInkie pointed down the little hill at a Minotaur and a posse of goats.

The Minotaur got closer, flexed, and shouted “Iron Will's my name, training ponies is my game.”

“What a darlinglittle catchphrase,” Rarity commented.

“Your friend Fluttershy lovedIron Will's catchphrases. Word on the street is that she doesn't take no guff from nopony! So, Iron Will is here to collect Iron Will's fee.”

Azok interrupted at this point “Hold on a second Pinkie, I thought you said that Fluttershy was possessed.”

“Well you interrupted me before I could finish what I was saying silly.”

“I'm sure a big, brave, powerful and rich monster- I mean, minotaur, like you, doesn't need that money right away. You can afford to come back later.”

“Are you kidding? Fluttershy is overdue as it is. Iron Will collects now.”

“Do something!”

Azok stepped in “Hey Iron Will, we need some time to get your payment together, so mind if you come back later.”

“Iron Will does have some grocery shopping to do. Iron Will will come back this afternoon.”

“But that's only half a day. We need one full day, at least” damnit Pinkie.

“Iron Will will delay for half a day and no longer!“

“A full day!“ Pinky demande.

“Half day!“ Iron Will replied.

“Full day!“ Pinkie demanded for the second time.

“Half day!“

“Half day!“

“Full day!“

“We need half a day and no more!“ Pinkie shouted.

“Well you'll get a full day and no less!“ Iron Will yelled back.

“Okie dokie. See you tomorrow.“

“Wait, what?” Iron Will was as confused as Azok was.  “Iron Will collects now.”

“But we had an agreement! You gotta come back tomorrow!” Pinkie shouted.

“When somepony tries to block, show them that you rock!”

Iron Will threw Pinkie Pie into the small pond under Fluttershy’s house.

“OK she may not be possessed, but I really don't like this guy” He thought.  Azok stepped behind Iron will and tapped him on the shoulder “Hey I think it'd best if you leave.”

“Iron Will will not leave ‘till he gets what is owed.”

“If you don't leave, I will make you leave.”

“Do you think that you can take Iron Will? I have won over fifty strong pony competitions! I..”

Azok couldn't stand any more of this pompous creature “I will repeat once more. Leave now or I will make you leave.”

“Treat me like a pushover, and you'll get the once over!” Iron will swung at azok, but he wasn't fast enough. Azok easily sidestepped the attack and slammed his fist into Iron Will’s chest, sending him flying.

“Here is another saying to add to your collection: ‘Don't poke the bear.’”

It took a while, but Iron Will limped off the property, his pride hurting more than his body.

“Oh thank you Azok” Rarity chirped “Although I don't approve of violence, I think that was handled quite well.”

Azok walked up to the door knocking on it “Fluttershy if you want I can put a seal on you so that your bad side won't come back out.”

Azok heard the sounds of soft hooves steps slowly growing ever so slightly louder they stopped and then the door opened slightly “R.. Really?”

“Really.”

“I would like that very much.” Azok’s hands began to shine with the familiar golden glow; he rubbed them together and set them on Fluttershy’s head.  The light trickled down her head pooling at her hooves before sinking into the ground.

“There, now your mean side is safely sealed away.”

“Thank you thank you thank you! If there is anything I can do for you..”

“Well I did just open an odd jobs business, so just spread the word and that will be payment enough.”

Azok returned to his house as the sun was once again setting, there was a familiar thumping coming from the side yard.  Azok walked into the side yard where he saw Vinny sending arrow after arrow down rage.  Vinny looked over and saw Azok standing by the side of the house “Yo Big Guy, where were you today?”

“Fluttershy got some bad advice from a Minotaur and was being overly assertive, so Pinkie Pie wanted me to exorcise the evil spirit she thought was possessing her.”

“Sounds like she wasn't possessed though.” seven more arrows struck home on the target.

“She wasn't; I just used a small healing spell and told her I exorcized her.”

“You clever cow.”

A/N ok for the rest of the life of this story I will be maybe putting Azok and Vinny in the main storyline, but the episodes will be in random order because I am the author and I do what I want.  But most of the time it will be them on their own adventures.