II Not the best day

ALL HAIL MrMinimii

no seriously with out him this would all be the incoherent rambling of yours truly

“What do you mean, you lost him? How the hell did you lose him?” Sage yelled while downing another bear. “He is a 400lb wall of meat.  Where is he and how did you lose him this time?”

“Well it’s like this,” began Soul sheepishly, “We went to EOE so we could test out my new portal. He made it though, I think, but as soon as he touched the portal my arcane leash snapped, so I couldn’t pull him back. I’m guessing his hearth is either gone or broken.”

“Well we still need to get him back. Let’s see what idiot can we send through, we need somebody that absolutely nobody cares about.” About around that time  a Goblin hunter by the name of Vinny hopped up to the bar.

“Oh hey Vinny, we were just talking about you,” said Sage with a sneer.

“So?” began Vinny. “All I have to do is go through a portal that could lead to anywhere and search wherever the hell that is, until I find Cow.”

“Eeyup.” Soul said, once again tapping her foot on the blueish platform.  “You ready Vinny?” she asked as the familiar sound of a portal filled the air.

“As ready as I will ever be. FOR THE HORDE!” yelled the little Goblin as he charged the portal.

“What was the green light?” Twilight asked.

“Well it was supposed to take me home, but apparently it’s not working. It looks like I’m stuck here.  By the way my name is Azok Sunwalker.”

“My name is Twilight Sparkle,” said the purple pony. “And this is Rainbow Dash,” she said while pointing to the Pegasus who landed a second before.

“That was so awesome!” the now named Rainbow Dash squealed.

“Before we get into anything else, I have to know how you did those spells. I have never seen magic like that before.”

“Well to answer your question, I get my power from the sun god An'she. More specifically I can absorb the sun’s rays and turn it into magic, which I can then channel through my body producing Holy Light. I can then use it to smite those who would oppose me. To answer another question, no, I would never hurt the innocent.  Now it’s my turn. My question is, is there anywhere to get food here? I’m starved.”

As the three of them slowly walked into town Azok saw what looked like a pink missile heading straight towards them. Instinctively he put myself between it and the girls and activated his Ardent Defender [1], four shields of golden light burst forth and begun to rotate around the paladin.

“GET BEHIND ME!” he yelled as he braced for impact.

“Whatcha doing?” said a high pitched voice, looking over the shields that encompassed

him and the girls he saw a bubblegum pink pony that smelled like cotton candy.

“Wow you’re a Tauren! Wait you’re not supposed to be in this dimension, you’re supposed to be in Azeroth, how did you get here? It was a mage wasn’t it? Then again it could have been a warlock...”

Azok stood there dumbstruck how did this pink pony know about Azeroth let alone the other classes of magic users.

“Who are you and how do you know about my home?” he demanded.

The pink Pony twisted her head to the side in an almost impossible fashion.

“Sometimes Pinkie knows stuff that even we don’t know where she learned it.” Twilight replied.

At that moment Pinkie’s tail started vibrating. “Twitchy tail twitchy tail!” and then all three of the girls ran and hid under a nearby oak tree.

“What are you doing and what is twitchy tail?”  Azok asked, still confused from the last bout of Pinkie.

“When Pinkie’s tail twitches, it means stuff is going to start falling from the sky!” yelled Twilight.

“That is the dumbest..” moments before he had started speaking, the portal that Soul opened up spewed forth Vinny and he came crashing down to earth right on top of me, knocking the paladin unconscious.

“Wake up ya big lug.” Vinny said as he kicked Azok in the ribs, “I got sent to bring you back.”

After several minutes of Vinny assaulting his ribs with tiny feet of steel he came to. “What happened...Vinny? Where did you come from?” he asked while getting up and rubbing his head.

“Well when you didn’t hearth back, we got worried, so they sent me to come find you.” Vinny said while looking up at him.

“Yeah, about that, the Hearthstone doesn’t work here. We’re both stuck here. But hey look, talking ponies,” he said while pointing to Twilight, Dash and, Pinkie.

“Yeah right. Ponies can’t talk,” Vinny replied, “I must have landed on you harder than I thought.”

“Who is the little green thing?” Dash asked with mock curiosity.

“I will have you know that my name is… HOLY HELL TALKING PONIES!” Vinny shouted in alarm. After a couple of second he recomposed himself and said, “My name is Vinny. I’m a goblin. Would anybody mind telling me what is going on?”

“Well it seems that Soul has made a portal to another dimension. Sadly I think we’re stuck here and with the Hearthstones not working, there is no way back.” He replied somberly.

“I don’t know of any spells that can help you, but Princess Celestia might.” Twilight said with a grin.

“Who’s Celestia?” Vinny and I said together.

“She rules Equestria with her sister Luna.” Twilight replied.

“Well, that’s nice and all, but I’m still hungry,” grumbled the Paladin.  “Can we get some food now?”

Azok and the girls walked into town followed by their new Goblin companion.  Once they had reached the main street Azok and now Vinny got there first full look of the town.  The buildings were of all different shapes and sizes with windows splashed haphazardly on any face.

The pedestrians on the street slowly took notice of Him and the Goblin “Hu... doesn't look like anybody knows I was the dragon from earlier. I thought they would atleast have freaked out more seeing a giant armor clad cow and a green midget.” The green midget in question punched aforementioned giant armor clad cow. “Ouch.”

Twilight pointed out a restaurant like building at the end of the road and told them to meet her there.  She then trotted off to a giant tree and went inside.

The lunch was...well it was a hassle. Firstly, chairs were never meant to be able to hold a tauren.  The entire staff was terrified when Vinny ordered a steak, after learning what a steak was of course.  And to top it all off, currency does not transfer well between dimensions.   Needless to say, they became the first people ever to be banned from a Ponyville restaurant.

So now we find Azok and Vinny sitting under a tree in a park eating whatever they could find in their bags, which included buttered toast and magecakes.

“Damn this is boring.  It's almost as if we have been dropped into a children's show where the main theme is rainbows and sunshine i mean have you seen how colorfull everything is.  But at least its not all red and gray like Orgrimmar.”

“You ok Vinny?”

“You know what happens when I get magecake.”

“Well if you're bored we could always duel?”

“Uhh... fine.”

A giant banner fell from the sky and the fight began.  Vinny started off by firing off several magic arrows[2] all of which were deflected by Azoks plate armor.  After recovering from the volley of arrows Azok charged at vinny sending bolts of magic at the Hunter.  Several of the spells impacted around Vinny sending dirt spraying into the air and giving him just enough cover to disengage[3] to a safe distance.

Another arrow zoomed out of the dust cloud sticking to Azoks armor and exploding[4] flinging him back against the tree and disarming him.  Vinny now stood directly in front of the downed Paladin “Checkmate” a large arrow[5] broke through the thick plate armor and went into his heart killing him.

“WHAT DID YOU DO?” Twilight yelled as she pushed her way through the crowd and ran up to his now dead body. “O Celestia you killed him.’

“What are you whining about lady?” Vinny retorted as he stepped away from the body. “Of course I killed him. It was a duel, it’s not like he’s dead or anything.”

“What do you mean ‘not dead’, you killed him! He has no pulse!” Twilight's face was red and her voice got louder and harsher.  Luckily the crowd assumed the show was over and had left by this point.

“How could you kill him he was your friend what kind of friend would do that.”

”Lady, there is a difference between dead and killed, see me and Azoc here cant die. We can be killed, but we can’t die. Eventually we will pop back up like nothing happened.” No sooner than Vinny had finished talking Azok came back to life with a purple unicorn crying on his face.

[1] Argent Defender – Reduces all damage taken by 20% for 10 seconds, the next attack that would have killed you heals you for 15% of HP.

[2] Arcane Shot – Fires a arrow at the target that has been charged with Arcane magic.

[3] Disengage - Flings the hunter back 10 yards.

[4] Explosive Shot – Fires an arrow that has a small explosive head.

[5] Aimed shot -  Deals massive damage and can piece armor

[Switches between first and third a bit, but otherwise good. However, I have one problem though, just one. Punctuation. All too often in this fic have I found no punctuation between sentence and quotation marks. I’ve fixed all of them (I think) that I’ve found so far, but in any case it should come naturally to you.] - MrMinimii {Though, still a good fic over all.}