Prince blueblood gets covered in Nutella
And so blueblood gets covered in Nutella.
Prince blueblood slept in an Optimus-prime sized bed, under the plushiest of blankets, upon a mattress filled to the brim with roses, with A mare on each side
"Uuugh butler."groaned the prince in a sickeningly posh voice.
"Yes prince blueblood."replied the butler in an equally posh voice that woke up the mares.
Now the mares were awake, wide eyed and shocked looking back and forth between themselves, and prince blueblood slowly connecting the dots.
And then they jumped out the window, out of shame and disgust.
"Hmmm pity," prince blueblood said this with the indifference of a stone "now then what shall I eat this morrow, Hamilton?" He asked his butler.
"I have carefully prepared for you a special surprise" replied the butler (who I shall now call hammy)
So hammy trotted out of the room quickly trotting back in with a silver trey that had a matching lid concealing the food.
"Well butler i do like surprises" surmised the prince.
"Good good" said the butler while setting the table prince blueblood slowly got out of bed making his way to the table, taking a seat .
"Now than without further ado I give you, Nutella bread!" Exclaimed hammy in a loud voice.
"WHAT IS THIS!" Yelled the prince "I Will not eat this, this peasant food, YOU ARE FIRED"
And so Hammy bust into flames, and than followed the mares through the window.
Ignorant of the fact that he committed murder, blueblood made his way to his closet to get dressed in his splendid (gay) clothes in his closet were twenty aids all of them holding a suit of clothing "hmm today I'm feeling a bit gay, so I will choose."
blueblood looked as if was making a difficult choice each Suit was just as extravigent as the last. ( twenty four hours later) "I know the yellow bow tie" he sad triumphantly gaining a groan from all of the aids.
Except for the one that was holding the yellow bow tie, now he was grinning triumphantly.
" hmmm I think I'll take a walk." And with that prince blue blood walked away.
Prince blueblood made his way through the halls of canterlot castle,having the entire castle memorized...by his new butler (who I shall now call Gerald) prince blueblood had no destination in mind so he just decided to visit his aunty Tia.
"Are we almost there butler?" Asked the prince.
"Almost there prince blueblood." Replied his butler.
"Uuugh, I'm tired, carry me butler." Commanded the prince.
"Pardon me, but did you just ask me to carry you" asked the confuzzled butler.
"No I commanded you."replied the prince in an icy tone.
"Oh um, okay" and so the prince crawled onto the butler.
"Move!" And the butler ran, at the speed of fast!
*pant*pant* the butler crawled through the halls of canterlot "we *pant* are *pant* here!" Then he collapsed on the floor from having to carry a pompously fat prince.
"Took you long enough." Prince blueblood sneered.
And than a sex craved luna swooped down kidnapping Gerald Leaving an astonished blueblood behind "eh, Better him than me, I didn't like him anyways."
Than he began to walk to celestias room, he stopped one moment to study the door, feeling that something was wrong with it "oh well"
Before opening the door he looked behind him seeing nothing he continued.
Celestia sat behind the sofa, with Luna, and a tyed up Gerald, all of them staring at the door, the suspense was great but they were greater they stayed quite ever so quite waiting for him to walk in...
The handle slowly turned ever so slowly until it ended its rotation.
"Aunty Tia ar-" he never finished that sentence.
"Oh crap did that kill him!"said celestia
"Oh welI didn't like him anyways"Luna said "isn't that right, sex slave number forty five"
"Luna this is serious, I might have just killed him!" Screamed celestia "and do you remember what I said about sex slaves?"
"Ugh fine" then luna released sex slave number forty five A.K.A Gerald who ran out of the room screaming like a scared filly "I'll get you my pretty hahahaHAH- ow" Luna was rubbing a recently acquired bump on her forehead "really tia was that nessecary"
"Yes it was" then celestia looked at the Nutella covered prince blueblood with sad eyes "oh we'll he deserved it now then, BUTLER!"
"Yes ma'am" replied the butler (who I shall call Daran.)
"Make me and Luna a sandwich." And almost as an after thought she added "and pick up my Nutella covered nephew and throw him in the incinerator."
"Okaay" replied Daran in a quizical voice and then he just notices prince blueblood's corpse.
"Not again" then he left the room while muttering to himself (something about pineapples) and then trot back in with a trey of Nutella bread.
A confuzzled princess twilight sat on the sofa, having just gotten a package from princess celestia, and in that package was a movie labeled.
"prince blueblood gets covered in Nutella"
Twilight never really tried the chocolate bread spread so she was mightily intrigued by this package...
And she was not impressed, she has seen better movies that were directed by monkeys.
So she did the logical thing and sent a letter to her teacher wich said
Dear: princess celestia
Okay what the hell were you thinking while that movie?
Sincerely twilight sparkle.
Author's Note
Hey guys cade117 here and Don't worry no butlers were harmed in the making this story.
