Hi, my name is Star Shadow Thunder. I have a dark black coat and a red and yellow mane. Mu cutie mark is a blue shield with a crescent moon shape on it, with lightning behind it. It means I am meant to rule and protect. I am an alicorn, but nopony knows why. I was born as a pegasus. But when I was like ten years old I started to grow a horn.
My parents hated me because of it, so they beat me with sticks because they were jealous of me, because I was an alicorn now when they were just boring earth ponies. All earth ponies are really stupid. They don't know anything about how cool it is to be an alicorn. I like pegasi, they are really cool, and unicorns are ok too.
When I learned to use my magic, I killed the three of my parents in their sleep and I got my cutie mark from it. When the Royal Guard came asking me what happened, I told them that I was being beaten and hurt, so I killed my parents. They agreed that my parents deserved it, so I got off free.
So then I left to find out who I wanted to be in life. I went to Canterlot and met the princess. She made friends with me as soon as I arrived and I spent a long time living with her. I always saw the princess' little student walking around the castle. She always would blush and look away when I looked at her. I always loved her but she was kind of a bitch to other ponies.
Now she is an alicorn, I want to do something I have wanted to do for a long time.
"Twilight," I say as I walk up to her.
"Yes?" she says.
"Will you marry me?" I ask.
"Yeah," she says and jumps into the air flapping her wings. She falls on her face and we kiss.
The next day she will took me to her place in Ponyville. It's a big tree filled with books. There's a dragon in there when I get there!
I guess that he wants to kill Twilight, so I fire up my magic and shoot it in the head.
It explodes everywhere, and it is dead then.
"Oh my God, you killed Spike," says Twilight.
"It was going to kill you," I said.
"No, it was my pet dragon," she says.
"Oh" I said. "Don't worry, I can bring it back to life."
I make my magic come from my horn using magic, and I pick up the pieces of dragon from the ground. I say something in an old language that only I know how to speak, and then the dragon is back.
"Thank you for saving me," It said.
"No bother," I said back.
Twilight hugs me and we kiss again.
Then we go to her room to do things under the covers.
We are out in Ponyville the next day, and we go to the apple farm. A pony comes out. She is orange and kind of sexy, but then I see that she is an earth pony.
I shoot her with my dark thunder magic and she is dead then.
"You killed Aplejack," says Rainbow Dash.
"She was an earth pony," I said, "So I killed her."
"It's alright. She was a bitch anyway," says Rarity.
"I agree," said Fluttershy.
Then Pinkie Pie appears, saying 'forever' and I kill her too, because she is an earth pony.
Everyone cheers for me, and I am happy.
Suddenly, Twilight's dragon shows up, and he pukes out a scroll. I pick it up and read it.
Dear Star Shadow
We have been captured by Sombra and Discord and Chrysalis. They are really strong, but we know you are stronger, even stronger than Twilight and us, so we need you to come save us.
From Princess Luna and Celestia
"Oh no!" said Twilight.
"It will be ok, because I am here, and I am indestructible," I said.
"Well, let's go on down and get the princesses y'all," said Applejack.
We all get ready to go when Twilight stops me.
"I'm pregnant," she says.
"That's amazing!" I said.
"I hope it doesn't die when we kill Discord," she says, scared.
"It won't," I say. Then I pick her up and fly away with her on my back.
I am flying for an hour, when I see that there are changelings flying around. I shoot one with my magic and it explodes. The others all turn into me and start shooting magic at me. Fortunately, their magic is really weak, so it doesn't do anything to me.
I gather all my magic using my horn and magic, and shoot out a wave of magic that gets rid of all the changeling magic that the changelings are using to make their changeling magic disguise.
But then I see that Twilight was a changeling the whole time. I see a pair of changelings flying away with Twilight, and they threaten to kill her in their changeling language, which I understand because languages is my special talent.
I teleport over to Twilight and punch the changelings. My hooves are hard like diamond, so I break their shells. They start crying and fly away.
"You're all just a bunch of meanies," I called after them.
"You saved me," said Twilight.
"I know," I said, and we kiss passionately.
A changeling comes at me. I hit it with a back hoof and its head falls off and it is is dead then.
"You are so strong and sexy," says Twilight.
"I know I am really awesome," I say, stroking her mane.
We land on a cloud and do the dirty.
Then while we are doing it, Rainbow Dash comes down and says, "That looks fun! Can I join in?"
Twilight says 'no' but I say 'yes'.
So Rainbow joins us for a threesome.
Author's Note
i had an editor but he changed all of my favurite things about the story. like he changed Star Shadows name and made him an earth pony, even tho he knows that all earth ponies are stipid like applejack so i got rid of him.
tehn i got a new editor and he was better, amd didnt change my stuff.
