Public Enemy

I glanced around as I looked at my surroundings. Where am I? Last time I checked I was walking through comi-con. But where am I? I inspected my surroundings as I walked slowly through the forest. I'm still in my Predator suit from last night. I heard voices speaking behind some bushes as I peeked through the bushes to look at them. It all started with that amulet I bought off that dude at the shop.

"Now Mr.Manticore do you promise never to hurt my friends," A yellow creature said. What the hell is that? I'm not referring to the Scorpion-Bat-whatever god-forsaken creature that thing was, it probably crawled out of the deepest pits of hell. I was talking about the creature talking to Scorpion-Bat. It looked like an anthropomorphic horse thing with wings, bitch probably drank too much redbull, it had yellow fur and pink long hair and a pair of wings. I stepped out of the bushes as they both turned to me. The Scorpion-Bat bared it's teeth as the yellow horsie stood by it trying to calm it down.

"Mr.Minotaur calm down he means no harm" , the yellow horsie said it sounded like a female. Yeah, I mean no harm I'm wearing a fucking suit that's used for combat and hunting in films and I mean no harm. Say something you fucking retard you're about to be attacked by a fucking Lion-Scorpion monster.

"I mean no harm," what intended to come out as simple words came out as the Predator's language. Aww fuck you done goofed Adam. Butter-bull just stood by just managing an eep as it cowered behind Scorpion-Bat.

They think you're hostile, great job Adam. The Scorpion-bat wasted no time in attacking me and two things clicked in my mind fight or flight. Shit, I can't run that thing is already closing in by the time I even turn around I'll already be lunch. The Scorpion-Bat whipped around and smacked me with it's tail. I flew and slammed into a tree not a couple of feet away. Why, didn't that hurt? It jabbed it's stinger at me as I attempted to block it with my blades to my amazement it worked, the stinger just reeled back after he attempted a stab and tried again. so that means were ever I'm at I got the attributes of the suit I'm wearing. The stinger retreated as I jabbed at it with my blades.

The fuck is this Australia I thought as I slashed at the beast as I stabbed it with my blades over and over again. The beast remained motionless on the ground knowing I won the battle. Great, not even five minutes into this place and I've already gave a bad impression. I turned around to Butter-Squeak,

Aww shit doesn't she know it's self-defense. Her eyes were widened and she was looking at her friend's corpse. I stepped forward trying to comfort her. She took a step back, tears starting to flow out of her eye.

Aww shit, she's scared of you Adam. She stepped back little by little as she glanced at her fallen friend. She then turned around and bolted. Shit, I had no choice but to follow her. By the time she disappeared I was on the edge of the forest. She was gone. I saw her sprinting to some village. It looked like someone ate a whole barrel of skittles and shitted everywhere. Bright, colors everywhere. She was talking to two anthropoids who looked male and had some weird golden armor and had swords, one had a horn indicating it's a unicorn while another had wings.

Maybe you can still fix this mistake say it was self-defense. I stepped out of the bushes reluctant to stop her. The guards turned to me as she pointed to me her eyes wide and tears streaming down her face.

"Th-th-there he is!" , She said as the guards advanced forward. They both looked at me like I was a monster.

"What are you," one of them said as he got up close. One of them pulled out a net and tried to catch me. I jumped to the side as I slashed at his throat. Blood covered my blades as the guard grabbed his throat and struggled to cover his wounded throat as he bled to death. As I looked at him my vision changed. I saw the heat signatures of the bodies. I guess this only happens during combat mode. Two more guards appeared out of nowwhere.

"Careful he's hostile. Fuck this, shit I'm running. I turned around and began sprinting. They were in fast pursuit while some other horsies were staring at me. I jumped over a cart as I jumped on top of a house. I looked at the horsies as they got close to the base of the building. "Everypony calm down we got this", One of the guards said. Oh so these are ponies? The flying ones flew up to me attempting to tackle me off the building. I saw a red triangle appear over the UFO as I realized it was the cannon. Zark A loud noise came out as the bolt contacted with the UFO. He fell out the sky as he landed next to me his flesh melted off. He's hostile take him down two more flew at me but they had these weird blue costumes. I felt myself being launched as I was thrown off the roof. I landed on a cart with a loud crash

"My cabbages!!"

Shattered wood stood around the kart as I got up. Damn, I must have pissed off these dudes too much, but what hit me. As I attempted to get up I saw a big flash of blue light as I was launched a few feet away. What the fuck hit me? I looked up at my attacker I made the faint outline of a unicorn with wings.I saw the words "power failure attempting recharge". Shit, out of juice. I felt a jolt as I fell into unconsciousness.