what is going on

Life, some say god gave it to us others say a big ass explosion gave it to us, me I don’t give a single fuck. My life the one I enjoyed up until the age of fifteen was thrown into a shit storm. Imagine a class five tornado with lightning and fire inside of it and that’s my life now. I wake up and I go to school and I learned, I went home did my homework and played golf, anytime I wasn’t doing homework I had to practice all the time. all I wanted to do was to try video games but  My parents refused to get me anything better than a board game so I went to the local computer store with around five hundred bucks and asked the man there to build me a PC. I just got it today and my parents were angry.

“How could you go behind our backs and do something like this!” my dad screamed “You needed to save that money for golf lessons!”

“Well maybe I want to do something fun instead of learning a sport that I hate!” I yelled back

“Golf is the only thing you have running for you boy your grades are sub par and you cant run around a Football field!”

“You will never make enough money to take care of us when were old and cant do anything” my mother said.

“So is that all you care about, me making enough money so you can live a comfortable life!”

“No we want you to use your full potential, we don’t want you to waste your life on these worthless video games!” my dad yelled. He then proceeded to go over to my closet and he pulled out a single 9-iron, he smashed my new custom pc until there was nothing left. “Now get outside and practice!”

I just stood there frozen as hatred flowed through me not burning hot hatred but the icy cold stuff.

“I SAID GET OUTSIDE NOW!” he towered above me.

“I just thought of something”

“and what would that be!”

“I thought about how I could have come from such an arrogant prick!” I could see the veins in his neck bulge.

“HOW DARE YOU!” he backhanded me knocking me to the floor “You ungrateful waste of space I should have agreed with your mother when she said we should get an abortion!”

I looked up at him and stood up “Think of how many laws you have broken, hitting a minor is illegal in our state add that to basic assault and whatever you do to me next.”

He still had the gold club “Well maybe your mother was right about the abortion I guess were just gonna have to settle for a late one aye?” he swung the club and I dodged. I proceeded to grab him by his neck and knocked him to the floor of my room I wrapped my hand around his neck as tight as I could. He couldn’t get me off of him so as long as my mot-. Oh fuck that’s not good before I could look at the door I heard a gunshot and fell of my dad. I looked at the door, my mom stood there a 44. Magnum revolver in hand. I looked to my side and I saw a fatal wound around six inches under my armpit. I’m pretty sure it pierced one if not both lungs.

As I began to bleed out I managed to say one thing. “see you in hell bastard.” and my world faded to white.

When I woke up I was in a very low tech looking hospital room. I tried to speak but I clearly hadn’t had anything to drink so it was hard. Then a pony walked into the room not a wild one or something you would see at a little girls party, a cartoon pastel pony

“why hello there it’s a good thing you woke up we were beginning to worry.” she said in a doctor like voice. Further inspection revealed she had a white coat and a tattoo of a red cross with some hearts around it.

“Dante didn’t write this in his book”

“come again?”

“Dante was a man who wrote about hell and convincing people to join a religion, it scared everyone a lot but he sure didn’t write about the pastel colored pony hell.”

“don’t use that sort of language young colt.”

“c- colt?” I looked at my ha- no they were hooves, fuck me with every celestial body in the universe.

“yes young colt now what do we say?”

“sorry I guess”

“you guess?”

“I mean sorry”

“that’s better now how about you tell us your name” who the fuck is us?

Well I hate my real name so lets go with my nick name “call me anon please.”

“well that’s not what I would have called you but if that’s your name that’s your name.” yeah fuck you too. “we need to run a few tests before we can release you”

“how long have I been asleep?”

“only about a day, why?”

“I’m sorry but I was killed so I am either still dead or in hell.” she looked at me the gears working in her brain.

“ill be back in a few minutes.” was it something I said?

A few minutes later she came back with a male looking pony and let me clarify these things look weird as hell, they have massive eyes huge heads and there noses just broke all kinds of logic.

“why hello there nurse redheart told me a few things about you why don’t you explain them to me?”

Shit a psychologist mental barriers up “well the back-story isn’t important but my dad got pretty angry so he tried to beat me to death with a golf club, so In attempts to get him to stop I was going to choke him out but then my mother came in and used a weapon and killed me but I’m here so that’s the problem.”

“what do you mean surviving two pierced lungs is a problem?”

“well im ok with surviving but im not a pony” he gave me a blank stare. “listen its hard to understand but I was this thing called a human, we had insanely advanced technology and weapons that fire small pieces of metal near the speed of sound.”

“that terrible!”

“I know imagine being on the receiving end of one, only reason I didn’t feal it is because I was in shock immediately.”

“well there is only one problem with that story.” fuck he thinks I’m crazy “humans aren’t real.”

“prove it” I said

“well the most advanced piece of technology on equis is a simple combustion engine we don’t have weapons like that and you’re a colt not a human.”

“well that sucks I guess this really is hell, I die then I get thrown into a world with second rate tech.”

“language!” I stared at him blankly

“what does it matter going back to earth means death anyway”

“and if what you say is true why wouldn’t you want to go home?”

“my people are on the verge of nuclear war so I would rather be anywhere but on earth.”

“nuc-u-lear war?”

“why did I think you would know, let me explain my people created a weapon of such power that it could level cities and those were the small ones.” he looked a bit green “then we put them onto rockets kind of like fireworks but made to kill millions of people.” and then he ran out of the hall I heard the distant sounds of vomiting.

Nurse redheart glared at me “why would you say such things that was clearly a lie.”

“prove that I was lying”

“celestia wouldn’t allow something that evil to exist!”

I began to laugh it started as a chuckle but ended in something crazy. “what you think your god or whatever could stop humans!” I continued laughing “my people murdered innocence left and right but god just sat there!”

“stop it your lying, you’re a colt and your from equestria not some evil creature from tarturas!”

“no I’m not I am a human being the most scientifically advance species that ever lived and we poses weapons that could wipe out entire planets!” I was a bit mad “you think your ‘celestia’ could stop a human army?!”

“YES!”

“well then your wrong, why would this celestia keep fighting if all her followers died in a massive ball of fire?”

“w- what?”

“with the press of a button my people could wipe you out, poison the land and exterminate anything in there way that’s just the way humans are”

“no that don’t exist something that evil cant exist” she knew what was true but she denied it.

A large crowd of ponies gathered at the door most of them staring in shock at the display “what are you staring at?” I asked them they quickly dispersed.

“now nurse redheart I’m sorry for what I said but do you believe me now?”

“no there is no way that is possible” she pulled out a syringe from her coat pocket and jabbed me with it “now please go to sleep”

I couldn’t speak as I felt the drug taking effect. I soon fell into darkness.

When I woke up it was dark the clock on the nightstand told me around three AM. I tried to get up but remembered I was a pony so I settled for lowering myself to the ground. When I stood up I realized how hard this was going to be. I took one step and fell down.

After about an hour of this crap I finally got the hang of it and walked towards the bathroom when I got  in I turned the faucet on and stood on my hind legs to get a drink. It felt great to finally get something to drink. I said to my self

“this might not be hell at all and if it is Satan is doing a good job at hiding it.” when I walked out of the bathroom my door was open, freedom then I saw a beam of light shoot down the hall. I was not escaping now but maybe later. So I got back into bed and waited for the morning.

“its time to wake up”

“n- no go away five more minutes” I mumbled

“sorry but its time to check out now” my head shot up at that.

“what about the tests?”

“we did then while you were asleep”

“ok well were am I going to be staying when I leave?”

“the local librarian has offered her spare room if that’s ok.”

“yes it is, lets get this over with I have to learn all the history behind this planet.”

“you mean you don’t know about any of equestria history?”

“I’m not going saying it again nurse I’m not a pony or at least not originally.” damn near cause her a mental break down.

A few minutes later a purple unicorn came through the door followed by what might be a homosexual dragon baby thing. “hi my name is twilight sparkle it’s a pleasure to meet you.” holy fuck nerd alert.

“message received.”

“so are you ready to go anon?” holy fuck they told her my name.

“sure I got nothing here so lets go” I got down from the bed and stood by her.

“ok nurse redheart were off” twilight said.

“good bye twilight remember he is a special case.” oh hell no!

“don’t worry I’ll make sure it’s a stable environment.” why does that matter.

As we walked out of the hospital the fresh air hit me. I stopped in my tracks to get a few lung full’s.

“are you ok anon?” better than ok

“yeah I just didn’t have air this clean were I came from it was always polluted with carbon dioxide because of the machines.” it was more oxygen than anything.

“well I’m glad you like it.” as we continued to walk I began to realize something there was no way this was hell, it was to good it was just a simple town a good place to grow up in and a good place to breathe your last breath.

I looked up at the sky and I saw ponies with wings flying around and then I looked at twilight and saw she had a horn.

“hey twilight I know you’re a unicorn but what are they in the sky?” the purple dragon gave a snort “hey buddy what’s your problem I just asked a question no need to be a jerk.”

“then don’t ask questions that stupid, the flying ones are pegasi and like twilight you’re a unicorn.” hell yeah.

“spike be nice he is suffering from amnesia”

“then how did he know what a unicorn is?”

“he has a very special case of it.”

Oh fuck no I don’t have amnesia. “sorry but I don’t have amnesia twilight unicorns are part of Greek mythology were I come from.”

“were did you even come from?” spike said

“spike leave him alone!” she said in a harsh tone

“I was just ask-”

“I come from the planet earth, the continent of north America, I live in the united states of America in Atlanta Georgia to be precise.”

“anon none of those places are real” twilight said

“I know were I came from and anyone that says otherwise has another thing coming.”

“hah a colt trying to pass himself off as a threat that’s funny”

“ill make you eat those words when I cut your throat.” I mumbled

We walked the rest of the way in silence. When we arrived at the library what stood before me was a huge tree. As we made our way inside I had a nerd gasm. Book, books and more fucking books. Twilight could see my smile

“so do you like to read anon?”

“you have no idea.”